Me: Ok so my sister Ariana decided to do the exact same thing as me with this story and now I'm pissed.
Fang: It's like an all out war in this house.
Me: I really wish my mom would buy me a nerf gun!
Fang: She has to wait until Christmas!
Me: yes and on Christmas Fang's going down.
Fang: What!
Me: Nothing.
Fang: I need to get out of here!
Me: Shut up.
Fang: Whoa. Someones pissy today.
Me: Fang, the first thing I said in this chapter was that I'm pissed.
Fang: Can you guys just review so she doesn't hurt me. She refuses to hit Iggy because he's blind, won't hit Draco because he's sick and won't hurt Drake because he's not her OC.
Me: So you see that I have no choice but to take out my anger on him!
Fang: Help me.
Me: I have officially declared a review war with my sister Ariana. Her pen name is IggylovesAriana.
Fang: just give her more reviews if you want to live.
Me: Muahahahaha! –Laughs evilly-
Fang: Um… okay.
Me: Oh Fangy dear, please just get used to it. It all goes back to the packing peanuts.
Fang: Uhh…
Me: -Pokes with a stick-
Fang: Ow! What was that for?
Me: When in doubt poke it with a stick!
Fang: Oh guys please don't encourage her with this stick poking business!
Me: Tee-hee!
Fang: Did you ever notice that we use a lot of exclamation points in here?
Me: Yeah, I always do that.
Fang: Well that explains a lot.
Me: What is that supposed to mean?
Fang: Nothing.
Me: So how's your boob doing fangy.
Fang: For the last time, I don't have a boob!
Me: Guess what!
Fang: No.
Me: I'm going to get a pygmy marmoset! They're so cute!
Fang: You are not getting a monkey!
Me: Well maybe not. They are known to throw poop.
Fang: Finally, she sees the light.
Me: Darn. Hey Fangster, what are you gonna get me for Christmas.
Fang: I am going to get you… nothing!
Me: Why? I got you a present!
Fang: When?
Me: I gave you a home.
Fang: You kidnapped me!
Me: Well at least you have friends.
Fang: Your sister was just following in your footsteps when she kidnapped Iggy.
Me: Yay! Wangdoodle!
Fang: Enough with the Wangdoodle!
Me: No!
Fang: Yes!
Me: Wangdoodle,wangdoodle!
Fang: Stop! I have a headache.
Me: Aww! Is Fangy getting sick.
Fang: Damn it Draco.
Draco: Muahahahahahahaha!
Me: Draco go back to bed. You got Fang sick. Stay away from Drake and Iggy please.
Fang: Why are you so nice to him?
Me: Cuz he's pretty –Sing songs-
Fang: I'm pretty too!
Me: Aww. I still wuv you Fangy.
Fang: Ew.
Me: -Smacks-
Fang: What was that for?
Me: Why you so stupid!
Fang: I am not!
Me: You left Max. Of course you're stupid!
Fang: Oh so we're bringing that up again!
Me: How could you Fang? It doesn't get any better than Max. Well except for moi of course.
Fang: That is my personal life. I don't have to explain anything to you!
Me: I am your personal life.
Fang: Well I'm going to have to fix that!
Me: You ruined the books!
Fang: Please review!
Me: Fang we're not done here!
Fang: Oh yes we are!