Me: Hey peoples!
Fang: Shut up.
Me: Fangy's headache is worse now.
Fang: And whose fault is that Ms. Wangdoodle.
Me: I've been very quiet lately!
Fang: You were just singing Adele songs with Dustin
Me: yyeah…
Fang: Dustin's her annoying little gay friend.
Me: You are very rude.
Fang: Oh you're calling me rude! I asked you to be quiet! And then you invite a friend over, sing loudly and try to do the SpongeBob!
Me: And I am very injured because of it. I hurt my leg trying to learn that dance move!
Fang: Enough with the exclamation points!
Me: You just used one!
Fang: So did you. Ha, see I typed it calmly.
Me: It's hard isn't it!
Fang: you just used one.
Me: Wangdoodle!
Fang: While I was in the basement trying to drown out Zee's horrible singing I did some research on Wangdoodles.
Me: Apparently it's a moose and I think that there is an H in the word, Whangdoodle.
Fang: Weird
Me: Our wangdoodle is better.
Fang: Yup. It's Tamzoodle poop.
Me: What is a Tamzoodle you ask?
Fang: No one asked.
Me: Just tell them!
Fang: It's these weird little species of rainbow bunnies with wings that Zee made up.
Me: They're real! The wangdoodles are biscuits with jelly beans in them that all out of their little rainbow butts.
Fang: No they are not!
Me: I've seen them!
Fang: That's because you ate packing peanuts as a child!
Me: They looked like food.
Fang: It doesn't help that you ate them off the ground!
Me: The dirt was like sprinkles…
Fang: You are such an awkward child!
Me: Stop yelling!
Fang: Why!
Me: You'll just make your headache worse and then attempt to kill me.
Fang: I would never!
Me: Fang! You tried to kill me last night!
Fang: It was an accident.
Me: Yeah right.
Fang: I was sleep walking.
Me: So it wasn't an accident.
Fang: Yes it was!
Me: How?
Fang: During that sleep walking episode I peed in my eye. Do you really think I did that on purpose.
Me: Ew. Fang. TMI.
Fang: Shut up and let me sleep!
Me: Nooooooo. The chapter needs to be longer!
Fang: Fine.
Me: Advertising time! I am sending all of my reviewers to go read The Flock Auditions by infoseek. It's really good!
Fang: She won't shut up about it.
Me: It's so hard to find good fanfictions these days.
Fang: People probably think that when they read this.
Me: Whatever. So… wanna go hunt down Tamzoodles and collect wangdoodles?
Fang: No. I'm sick and I want to sleep.
Me: Fine. But then I'll be bored!
Fang: Go play with Drake.
Me: I can't. He decided to use chalk and draw some mural on my drive way. He's very focused and I think he's eating the chalk.
Fang: It's can't be worse than packing peanuts.
Me: It is. It's bland and makes your mouth dry.
Fang: You ate chalk too?
Me: yeah and playdough.
Fang: Ending chapter abruptly!
Me: yeah this is going on too long. I'm gonna go braid Draco's hair.
Fang: isn't he sick?
Me: yeah. So?
Fang: Never mind.