YOU'RE NOT THAT BAD

Chapter VII

Skywarp was flying around the city trying to look over every space, every store, every single street but saw nothing, there was no sing of Starscream, he was sure he looked every place but….. There was still one place he hasn't looked… the Autobot HQ

"I must be freaking crazy if I think to go over there!!!!" he thought landing on the nearest building

"But… what if they captured Starscream?…, I cant obviously go!!! What would I tell them anyways? Good night every one! don't worry I'm just here because I think you accidentally captured a seeker that tried to kill all of you a couple of times but don't worry he's inoffensive now and he might try to take a cup of tea with you!!" he laid down on the roof and stared at the stars shining at him "this was a lot easier when I used to be a blood thirsty Decepticon assassin …" he stood up and flied towards the street, he decided that walking was a more wise decision with his fuel running low.

Skywarp walked until he was out of the city and stared down a cliff "I wonder why Autobots always look for far away places to put their HQ…." Skywarp was really close to the Autobots HQ but not close enough to activate the alarm but for his misfortune another mech was.

"Mmmmm you annoying seeker, I wont let you ruin my plans…" said Unicron flying near the Autobots HQ. "maybe I don't have the strength to stop you seeker…. But they do for sure…" Unicron flied near the Autobot HQ and activated the alarm but disappeared in a matter of seconds in the sky.

*Inside the Autobots HQ.*

"Sir! The radar detected activity" said Jazz to Optimus

"It might be an intruder, every body get ready!" Yelled Optimus and everyone said a yes sir before getting ready for battle.

"Sir may I ask why are you so concerned about an intruder, as long as I know the radar caught only one…."

"I know Jazz but this single intruder might be one with the ability to cause the damage of a thousand…. Now go." answered Optimus starring at the monitors.

Jazz only stared at Optimus 'there must be something the he doesn't want us to know….' he thought " yes sir!"

Skywarp could only stare wide eyed at how the Autobots base came to life in a matter of seconds "You gotta be kidding me…. I wasn't even THAT Close!" he stood and started to walk quietly backward.

"Such a bad luck isn't it?" said a voice behind him, the seeker only turned and saw the Aerialbots standing at him with not only their optics but their weapons.

Instincts told Skywarp to raise his null rays and end them all but bad luck told him that he no longer possessed them.

"so… are you out of words?" said one of the aerial bots to him

"I just have on thing to say" answered Skywarp to the Autobots seriously and when he noticed that he got their attention he pointed to the sky . "watch over that!" he yelled, the Aerialbots stared at the sky at same time but when they returned their attention they only found that their pray just warped down the cliff "That jerk!!!!!" yelled all of them In unition.

When the black seeker warped from the cliff to the ground he started to run looking how to escape from the Autobots "´cant believe they fell for that one!" but when he saw behind him he saw something that he didn't like, the Aerialbots where flying and they where getting close "Damn, damn, damn ,damn why do I always get in to troubles!!!!" and he started to run like if his life depended on it.

"You have wings Skywarp! Use them you are so not fun like that!!!"

"To the hell with you Autobots and your stupid eye blinding red insignias!!!!"

"Wait!….. was that….. Supposed to be an insult?" they all stopped and stared at Skywarp.

"What can I said!" explained Skywarp calmly "I used them all in the battlefield the many times I kicked your Autoboobs!!!" laughed Skywarp at them meanwhile he started to run again this time even faster.

"Get that sucker!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the Aerialbots and shot at Skywarp in a mad way.

"Aaaaaah! Primus that burns" yelled Skywarp staring at his foot but saw no further damage its was only a superficial burn, but he saw that the Aerialbots stopped firing at him and landed but made no movements, did they got tired of chasing him? Whatever the reason was he felt relieved to see that he finally escaped them, he was so focused that he wasn't putting attention to where he was running until he crashed against a hard metal and fell to the floor.

"Where you going somewhere?"

Suddenly the relief Skywarp felt left him with the taste of freedom he had in a matter of seconds, he only turned his face to see with who he just crashed and he only saw white

"hey sky! long time of not seen you… erm….. I see you have grown a little…. Like hell you are tall…" said Skywarp to Skyfire staring at him with a nervous smile.

"Yeah… I missed you too Skywarp" said Skyfire smiling cheerfully and aiming his gun at him.

Skywarp suddenly stood, he thought he could run away from Skyfire and dodge his shoots like he did with the Aerialbots but when he looked behind the white shuttle he erased that idea from his processor and gave a long sigh.

Skyfire just stared at the whole Autobot army aiming all of his weapons at the poor seeker behind him and returned his gaze at Skywarp and when the seeker looked back at him he smiled sweetly "I would give a long sigh too if I where you"

"Actually I'm not sighing because I feel hopeless…." said Skywarp with a smirk "I still have one left card in my hand and I don't care if I have to walk the rest of the way back home"

"What do you mean?" asked Skyfire suspiciously

"I was not the third member of the Decepticons best trine for nothing!" yelled Skywarp kicking his thrusters and flying towards to sky

All the Autobots started to shoot at him but Skywarp was able to dodge every laser with elegance and precision.

"For being a Decepticon he's very optimistic" said Skyfire to Hot Rod who just stood next to him.

"Or very stupid…" answered Hot Rod staring at Skywarp flying trough the lasers like if they were inoffensive lights.

"HEY!!!!" yelled Skywarp and stared down at the red and orange Autobot meanwhile he stopped midair "I heard that!" the distracted seeker ignored a laser coming right at him and destroyed all of his right thruster. "No Primus! My good lord why you hate me this much!!!"

Skywarp started to loose altitude and fell towards the Autobot base.

"Yes….. He definitely is kind of stupid…" remarked Hot Rod and he could only hear at the distance Skywarp voice shouting at him "I also heard that!"

Jazz was staring at the battle field peacefully from the roof of the base, he sat there after everyone moved out of the base to find the intruder, something inside his spark told him that the intruder maybe wasn't someone who wanted to fight against them, he noticed that he wasn't mistaken when he saw the Aerialbots chase after Skywarp and heard Skywarp's epic insults, but he was kind of intrigued by the fact that Skywarp wasn't responding the fire, he even wasn't flying, 'what cloud had been possible wrong?' asked to himself, however he was kind of having fun watching this random battle, all an army against one weaponless seeker, 'Its more than obvious that he's not the one you where waiting for…. Right prime?' He stared at a falling Skywarp and saw that he broke a window with his harsh landing 'Prime's office…. This is not your day for sure Huh 'warp?' thought Jazz meanwhile he was standing from his seat "well… its seems that the game its over" the Porsche started to walk inside the base calmly.

Here's a little randomness for today hope you like it and if you ask why Unicron is messing up with 'warps existence its because he feels that Starscream friends are going to stop his plans somehow….. And if you want to know the meaning of the chapter tittle its.... go to google!!! Hahahahahaha.

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