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"Can we please do history today? Pretty please? Urgh, you're annoying. It depends. On what? On who we're teaching. Who are we teaching anyway?"

"Hey Zetsu!"

"Hello Kisame. At least he's somewhat sane. So, what do you want to learn about?"

"Leader said I need to learn marine biology."

Zetsu blinked, once, twice, and then burst out laughing.

"Marine biology? Seriously? But you're a fish!"

"I am not a fish! I'm Shark boy!"

"Ok, ignoring that. So why does he say you need to learn marine biology?"

"Something about close mindedness and a shark obsession. If you ask me, I think he's crazy."

"Seems like everyone here is. Now that's not nice. So? Anyway, marine biology. Well, first of all the food chain."

"Tch, I know that. Sharks eat these small silver things."

"Kisame. Those are fish."

"No, they're not. I know my fish."

"Oh really? Name three types of fish."

"Easy. Great White Shark."

"Ok, that's a shark. Name two more types of fish."

"Hammerhead Shark."

"That's a shark."

"Pygmy Shark."

"That's also a shark."

"Gray Reef Shark."

"Still, a shark. Try a non-shark one."

"Um, um, a dolphin!"

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"Dolphins aren't fish, idiot."

"Yeah they are! They have a dorsal fin, and they eat the same silver stuff that sharks do!"

"Dolphins are mammals. That's why they have a blowhole. Even Tobi knows that."

"B-But they're fish!"

"No. Now, two other types of fish. There's clown fish, and angler fish, and salmon, or as you call them, silver things. Those are fish that the sharks and dolphins eat."

"B-But that's cannibalism!"

"No, it's not because they're different species of fish. Trust us, if it were cannibalism, we'd know. Okay, just because you're obsessed with eating people doesn't mean you can freak Kisame out! Can't you see he's suffering an identity crisis?"

They both looked at Kisame who was on the floor whimpering: "I'm not like Zetsu, I'm not like Zetsu."

"What on earth are you doing?"

"I'm not like you, I don't eat my own kind!"

He raced out the room, leaving a shocked Zetsu.

"Was he…crying? I think so. And they think we're crazy. At least we don't have a breakdown over fish. Actually, you did, remember? That one time we had fish and you got the bones stuck in your throat? Shut up before I strangle you. You can't kill me, I'm you. I have medication right over there in the cabinet. Okay, okay, I'll be quiet! Good boy. For now. Hey! Sorry!"

So, number five is done! Please tell me if you want any specific characters or subjects written about! Though it might take me a bit longer if I don't know the subject well, cause I'll have to research it… Also, if you want to point out any informational errors I made, feel free to do so! I am not exactly the smartest person on earth, so I'm bound to make some mistakes, and if no one points anything out I'll get paranoid. Meh, doubt you care about that. Anyway, I wanted to say thank you to everyone who has read this, and a special thank you to DarkAngelJudas because your reviews make me smile, and to NoOneXIII for suggesting the new style of writing. To those of you who didn't review, I still thank you for reading! Because the important thing is that you enjoy these short … thingies, and if you don't send me a review, I assume you're too busy laughing! If you're not laughing, then, well, that sucks. Go find something that will make you laugh, I can't help you. Unless you didn't want to laugh… but I write these with the intention of making people laugh, so they should be read with the intention to laugh… But anyway, ignoring the random blab fest, thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed the story/stories!