Note: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters mentioned in this story. I receive no monetary gain from writing this story, nor do I expect any. I hope you enjoy my story!

"Are these lessons ever going to be over? Doesn't seem like it. Urgh!"

"Um… am I interrupting something?"

"Yes. Don't lie! No, you're not. Come on in."

Sasori awkwardly stepped in the door and sat down opposite from Zetsu.

"So I'm assuming you got sent here by Leader? Course he did, he's got a stick prick, he'd never willingly come by himself. Shut up. Make me. I will bit you. … That's kinky."

The white half of Zetsu slapped the black half of his face.

"What the hell was that for? Shut up before I medicate you into the next world! … Fine! Thank you. So, Sasori. What are you here to learn about?"

"Er… Sociology."

"What?"

"Leader said I had to 'learn how to better understand and get along with others'"

"Do you know any sociology? Yeah. Can you teach him? That depends. Are you still going to medicate me into the next world? As long as you're sensible, no. Okay then."

He pulled out a diagram and held it up to Sasori's face.

"Hold that right there."

"Why?"

"So I don't have to see your face. Now, sociology. Sociology is the study of societies. For example, Konohagakure is a society. Now, societies have certain accepted social norms. These determine behavior, sexual orientation, attitude, and much more."

"Did you just say sexual orientation?"

"Yes, I did."

"What does that mean?"

"Sexual orientation is whether you like males or females."

"I don't get it, how does who you like have anything to do with society?"

"Well in some societies like Kusagakure, homosexuality, or loving someone of the same sex, is against the social norms, and those that like those of the same gender are ridiculed and isolated from society, compared to a society like Iwagakure, where homosexuality is completely normal."

"Iwagakure… that's where Deidara's from, right?"

"Yes. That's why he's gay. If he were from Kusagakure he'd have been bullied, and would either start liking the other gender or he'd learn how to hide his preferences."

"Deidara's gay?"

"… You didn't notice?"

"No, not really. I mean, I knew who he was very feminine, but still. Gay?"

"Yeah, he's really gay."

"Am not un!"

"How long have you been there? The entire time. Wait, you knew he was there and you didn't say anything! Yeah. You shouldn't have been talking about him in the first place."

"Yeah, un! And I'm not gay!"

"But you call Sasori Danna!"

"Yeah, as a sign of respect, un! I use it to mean Master, not the other thing, you perv, un!

"Oh. Yeah, bet you feel stupid now. Shut up! No way, I told you over and over that he wasn't gay, but did you listen? No!"

"Why were you fighting about whether or not Deidara is gay?"

Zetsu went bright red.

"Um…"

"I'm leaving un!"

Deidara ran out of the room, shortly followed by Sasori.

"Well that was awkward. I still think he's either gay or secretly a girl. Shut up. You need to stop making those bets with Hidan, you've just lost us fifty quid on that! But he acts gay! And Hidan cheated, hoe would he know Deidara's not gay? … Just shut up already."

So! I've finally updated! That was a really long wait, I'm sorry! I really enjoyed writing this, and I hope it makes you all laugh. And by the way, if you don't get the part at the end: Zetsu and Hidan had a bet on whether or not Deidara was gay, and Zetsu lost it. So next up… Hm… Probably Hidan or Kakuzu, or maybe Leader… Yeah! And to all Japanese speakers/ people that know more than me: I think Danna means Master/Husband in Japanese, but I'm not sure. Sorry if I got it wrong! Also, will you guys be mad at me if I make one of them learn a foreign language? (Hidan swearing bilingually) I would put in translations, of course. Well, thank you for reading my story!