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"You'd think that after last time Leader would stop making us do these stupid teaching things. What do you expect, he's an idiot. Oh shit. What? I just realized. Excluding Leader, we've taught everyone except for…"
"Sup fuckers."
"Hidan. Fuck no! I refuse! We are not teaching some insane psychopath!"
"Watch who you're calling insane, bastard!"
"Both of you calm down!"
Hidan slowly sank into his seat, eyeing Zetsu warily. Black Zetsu wisely remained silent.
"So what do you cock-suckers plan on teaching me?"
"Some manners."
"What the fuck!"
"Not in the sexual way! Pervert. Your fault for saying it like that."
"Whatever, I don't need no manners."
"Yes you do."
"Fuck no."
"First task. Say please."
"In your dreams."
"Say please…Or else."
"Or else what?"
"We'll eat you. Oh yeah, while you're in there, our last victim has some annoyingly sharp bones, snap them in half on your way."
"What? No!"
Before Hidan could even blink, he'd been tied down to the chair and his arm was in Zetsu's hands.
"Let me go you asstard!"
"Say please."
"Never!"
"Okay then. We'll just eat your arm…I wonder what you taste like…Are you trying to make us sound like a pervert? Maybe…Why do I put up with you? Because you love me too much to let me go. Are you sure about that? Positive, I heard you in bed last night. What?"
"Okay, okay, Please! I said it, stop acting all lovey dovey and shit, it makes me sick! Kakuzu, save me!"
" Okay, we'll stop. See, all you had to do was say please. What the hell was up with that in be shit? Eh, trying to freak him out. It worked. Now we're going to untie you, and you're going to say thank you, understood?"
"No."
"Wrong answer."
Zetsu untied Hidan, then the Jashinist was flung onto the bed and pinned down by the plant man.
"Fuck off! Please! Thank you! Just let me go!"
"Good boy. Now you better remember these lessons, or else…"
He let go, and Hidan was out the door before you could say Jashin.
"Were you seriously going to rape him? Naw. I was actually going to get Deidara to drool on him, but he thinks we'll rape him if he's rude to us, that's fine by me. But what about when he's rude to the rest of the members? Not my problem. ...We are so doing history next time."
Finished Hidan's! And that's all the members, because seriously? I don't think Leader would send himself to Zetsu for teaching. That would be like admitting that Zetsu is smarter than him, which he probably is but Leader will never admit it. And I'm sorry this chapter isn't according to any of your suggestions, I just feel that too much emphasis is placed on Hidan's religion and I wanted to do something else for him. Meh, this was a lot better when I thought of it in my head…But I think this is good enough. I might come back and improve it, I've gone back and fixed the spacing in the first three chapters so…This keyboard sucks. I probably will continue to add on more lessons, so if you have any suggestions for any lessons for any members(except the Leader) please let me know and I'll try to make it happen! So I might actually end up doing a religious Hidan chapter, but first I have to figure out how I want to do it… Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!