A/N: Hey guys, Bella's back! Sort of...I haven't updated in just about a year, so it's quite understandable if you want to slaughter me. But hey, I'M (somewhat) BACK! So here, enjoy this little snippet I present you as proof of my continuing existence!

G is for Girls: Because you should never let her get bored.

Sakura sighed. She bounced the ball against the wall for the millionth time already. There was probably an indent on the cement for the consistent pounding it got as a result of her restlessness. Sure, at the height of her youth, she should be going out with friends, or even training in their usual field. But NO, she was stuck at home, bouncing a rubber ball against her poor, rented wall.

You see, they had to get their usual training field repaired. It happened once or twice a month, and usually only when the team had a mission. Tsunade suddenly felt like having it fixed NOW, so she gave the team a "day off".

So the three boys used this day to their advantage. Sasuke went off to work on the Uchiha estate- much of the land which has been abandoned for several years, and needed some fixing up. Neji decided to hang out with his cousins, and Shikamaru was probably off playing Shogi with his girlfriend.

Sakura, on the other hand, had no idea how she was going to waste the day away. She tried phoning Ino, but she was taking a shift at her family's flower shop. Hinata was already out of the question, as she was having some quality bonding time with relatives. Tenten wouldn't be free until the afternoon, which left Sakura a whole morning to herself.

She had finished three books: one, a medical book which she had memorized several years ago; another a romance novel Ino had given her for "inspiration"; the last being a self-help anger-management book she was recommended.

Finally, it was 1:30. She lunged for the phone and dialed Tenten's apartment.

"Hey Tenny! You wanna go out?" She practically screamed into the receiver.

"Ow!-Sure Saki! Barbecue place in twenty?" Tenten replied.

"Don't be late!"

~O~

"Tenny!" Sakura shouted from afar, waiting to receive her brunette friend in a large bear hug.

"Saki!" Tenten practically groped the girl, and they walked inside.

A few steaks later, the two girls were buzzing about, well, everything.

"So why exactly were you so anxious to go out?" the weapon specialist asked. "My ears were bleeding after that phone call."

Sakura giggled. "Weeeeelll, let's just say I was blown off by three men, and felt absolutely bad for myself that I just need a friend to talk to." She said, pouting maliciously.

Tenten caught on to her drift. "Ahhh, I see where this is going. You want revenge?"

"And I know you would be all but unwilling to help." Sakura added slyly. "So here's the plan…"

~O~

From a rooftop vantage point, it was a normal street, but only if you didn't know what you were looking for.

Down on this specific street is the headquarters for Uchiha Sasuke's fan club. Sakura chuckled at the fact that she and Ino founded it as schoolgirls, and it has grown to be a village-wide effort of many girls-in fact, it has headquarters in other countries too.

Sakura hopped down from the rooftop and crossed the busy street to the headquarters. She entered, and a scantily clad woman was sitting at the shady front desk.

"How may I help you?" She asked.

"Hello, my name is Haruno Sakura."

"Yes, we know who you are." The secretary answered harshly. "What do you want?"

"Well, I would just like to offer you a bit of information of Sasuke-kun's whereabouts today."

~O~

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Cries ran throughout Konoha as Uchiha Sasuke was mauled by a group of fangirls, and as Neji was molested by another group of the same agenda, in front of his relatives.

"Well, that should teach them to leave me alone for the day."