A/N: I told you I'd update.
Special thanks to .PEARLS for pitching a few ideas, then sharing her life story, then giving me an idea, which led to another idea, which led to THIS.
Enjoy!
H is for Hentai: because the Byakugan has downsides too.
There was a major downside to being able to see everything-you can see through clothes too. Now Neji's a respectable young man, and his all-seeing power gives him the upper hand in everything, but there is that one downside, especially since he's always been grouped with some of the most violent women in the village.
The first time it happened, he was fourteen. Team Gai was traveling towards Grass to provide backup for the makeshift Team Seven. They had (finally) stopped for the night, and as it was routine, Neji would always keep the first and last watch.
It just so happened, on the first watch, Tenten decided to wash up in a nearby stream.
This could've been prevented if Tenten had told Neji she was going to wash her top as well.
Of course, he had gotten the proper cuts and bruises for his redemption. Tenten was never the even-tempered sort, and she kept her weapons very well maintained.
But the second time was much stranger. You see, the white-eyed man was consulting with Genma: resident flirt and overall horny bachelor. It wasn't about relationships or anything. He was just picking up a delivery of new senbon, and was just inquiring about the raised accuracy rate and poison content, etc.
They sat in a small coffee joint near Hokage Tower, which just so happened to be right beside the hospital. The topic suddenly changed from poison to the pink-haired medic just off her extra shift.
"So how's that Sakura, eh?" Genma inquired.
"Tolerable." Neji replied.
"C'mon, Hyuuga. You saying that not you or Uchiha have tried to tap that?" The brunette exclaimed. "I know she's a lot to handle, but hey, you gotta admit, she's pretty hot."
The white-eyed man just gave him a passive look. Sexually interested in Sakura? As if. Sure, she could be pretty, but the Hyuuga decided that her anger management issues and the compilation of blackmail she has in her closet is a complete turnoff.
Genma continued to describe the pink-haired medic. "She's such a babe! She's definitely grown curves in all the right places. C-cup, small waist, and look at those thighs! Imagine those wrapped around you as you-"
"Genma, I'd rather not hear your X-rated fantasies with my teammate." Neji cut him off in a monotonous voice.
"But seriously, you never thought about it?" Genma asked once again.
The younger man shook his head.
"Aw, well. More for me then, eh?" The jounin winked. "If that's alright with you, I mean."
"Haruno's personal life is of little interest to me." He answered bluntly.
Genma then stood up from the table. "Well, if she's more tired than usual during training, you know the culprit." He said with a wink and left.
Neji sat there for a few more minutes, wondering what Genma meant. Surely, that guy wouldn't try anything on Sakura. He's almost ten years older than her. It would be disrespectful on Sakura's name to go out with a man that much her senior.
Plus, Neji didn't like the way he talked about her.
It was only out of sheer, professional concern that he was checking her apartment. If Sakura wasn't functioning properly the next day due to…let's just say "abuse", the team dynamic would simply not work too well, ergo mission failure and possible suicidal tendencies of some perfectionist teammates.
He walked towards Sakura's apartment. It was on the farther side of Konoha, where Sakura was sure to find a lot of peace from all her friends living in the other districts.
There was a park nearby, facing the direction of her house. He sat on a bench and activated his Byakugan. From there, he could see no sign of Genma. That's good, the Hyuuga thought. Then, he saw steam come out from under the her bathroom door. Would he dare check inside the bathroom?
No, Genma wasn't that daring, now was he?
Neji thought about it.
Yes, he was.
The white eyed man hoped nothing was going on there and strengthened his Byakugan to check on the bathroom. He let out a sight of relief when he saw Sakura alone in the bathroom, sitting on the edge of her filling bathtub with her nose in a book. He was taken aback when he realized that she was only in her lacy green lingerie bottoms and had a towel haphazardly held against her torso. You can still see the dip of her hip and the luscious milkiness of her legs-
"HEYYYY NEJI! LIKING WHAT YOU SEE?" A familiar voice called him from afar, knocking him out of his concentrated state.
Neji looked up to see Genma walking towards him. "Didn't you just say that you'd be…" The Hyuuga asked in confusion.
Genma chuckled in response. "I gotcha! I knew you'd be curious about me trying to hit on Sakura and knew you'd be protective of her. And now, you realized what you've got right in front of your eyes." He said gleefully. "The truth being that both you and Uchiha have the hots for her! Took something risky like this to prove it, but I can see your aggravation as of right now. Guess you aren't so good at spotting these things, ne?"
While Genma was giving his little speech, Neji composed himself. Okay so Sakura was…desirable, but that doesn't mean he found her attractive…right?
And did he say Uchiha had the hots for her too?
Neji was back to his usual dominant stance, ready to punch the lights out of Genma. The older man disappeared though, and Neji had no energy to chase him.
"Next time…" He seethed. "I will get you Genma."