Hey guys here you go!
K: So, Fang.
Fang: What?
K: Oh, nothing.
Fang: WHAT?
K: Nothing!
Fang: TELL ME YOU LITTLE JERK!
K: T! Fang is yelling at me!
Fang: Oh brother.
T: Seriously, man? You have nothing better to do than to yell at K? Really? Go get a hobby. Or better yet, a life. *shoves Fang and hugs K*
Fang: What the heck is wrong with you two?
T and K: *glare*
Fang: Is this still about the whole birthday cake thing?
T and K: *nod*
Extremely hot taco: Qu cosa pastel de cumplea os? T: K and I were making a birthday cake for both of our birthdays. Then we set it out to cool, then we frosted it. Well, it turns out, despite our note, Fang decided to come along and help himself. To the whole cake.
K: Really Fang? You couldn't eat anything else?
Fang: *silence*
Extremely hot taco: Emo idiota.
Fang: REALLY?
Max's POV Dylan was just out for a fly to calm some nerves, I guess. I was taking the two flocks to get some grub. I was happy, honestly happy, for the first time in months, and it felt good, but we all know it won't last long. We are walking because not everyone here can fly. We where half way there. No problems. We haven t gotten attacked. I spoke to soon. Dylan came flying down. "Hey Max!" he said with a genuine smile. "Hey!" I replied, curious. He turned and looked at Fang and his expression changed. Oh God. Dylan took a swing at Fang's head. Fang doged it and cracked a kick into Dylans ribs. Now Dylan was pissed. He pinned Fang down and with every punch he said "I almost .had ..her." That s when I jumped in and pushed Dylan off of Fang. The I gave Dylan one of my glares that any normal person would drop dead if they saw. But Dylan isn t exactly normal. The I said "What the hell Dylan?" Aahhh words, finally. I had been choking on those. Fang got up ready to kill Dylan on the spot. I stood in between them and said again "What the hell is going on Dylan?" I pulled him to the side and gave him a glare that basically said what the hell is wrong with you and where do you get off attacking Fang. Wow, who knew I could fit that many words into a glare. "Max, Im sorry." "Sorry my ass!" I interrupted. "Don t you ever attack him or anyone else in these two flocks ever again or trust me you ll wish you were dead. Got it?" I turned and walked away, leaving Dylan. Iggy was sitting down on the ground next to Fang checking the extent of his injuries. "Report," I said, worried. "A black eye and a broken nose. Nothing terrible," Iggy replied sounding, like a doctor. Ew. I knelt down next to fang. "I'm really sorry, I should of stopped him soo "
"Max he interrupted its not your fault. He is pissed because I 'took you back' and I get that.I'd be pissed off if I were him, too. Not that I want to be him." I stood up and then helped him up. Then he walked over to Dylan. Not again. Fang's POV Max knelt down next to me and started to say "I'm sorry I should of stopped him soo " But I interrupted. "Max, its not your fault, he is pissed because I 'took you back' and I get that. I'd be pissed off if I were him, too. Not that I want to be him." She stood up and reached her hand out to help me up. I took her warm hand in mine and stood up. Then I headed straight towards Dylan. I walked right up to him, inches from his face and said "You can go ahead and be pissed like a little baby, but try anything like that again and your dead," I said it letting menace drip off of my every word. I really did hate him for obvious reasons trying to take Max away and slugging me several times. I gave him one last glare. I walked away, not letting him get a word in because I honestly didn't care about what he had to say. Then the pain in my head registered. My head started to throb like a heartbeat. Thump. thump. Thump. I couldn t take it darkness flooded my vision and I collapsed to the floor.
T: Ouch.
K: Jeez Fang.
Fang: Yeah, I know. Whatever.
T: Whatever?
K: WHATEVER? T: GO TO THE HOSPITAL MAN!
Fang: Don't need to.
K: You are freaking crazy man.
T: Maybe it has to do with his emo-ness.
Fang: One more time!
T: Uh oh. Emo baby seems kinda angry.
K: Maybe just a little...
Fang: OKAY! That is enough!
T: So you aren't going to be emo now?
Fang: NO, I'M NOT!
K: So you admit to being emo before?
Fang: I didn't say that!
T: It was implied.
Fang: What could I do that would make you guys quit thinking I'm emo?
K: Hmm...
T: We'll have to talk this over with Extremely Hot Taco.
Fang: Not him again! *eye roll*
*Taco, K and T gather and talk quietly*
K: We've decided.
T: Tell him Taco.
Extremely Hot Taco: Usted tiene que salir a comprar una camiseta con un unicornio arco iris sobre el mismo. Entonces, usted tiene que bailar en un c rculo y cantan canciones alegres y dar caramelos a los ni os peque os. Todos los d as, durante todo un a o. Ah, y tienes que sonre r. Todo el tiempo.
Fang: What does he say?
T: Ahem. And I quote "You have to go out and buy a shirt with a rainbow unicorn on it. Then, you have to dance in a circle and sing happy songs and give out candy to little children. Everyday, for a whole year. Oh, and you have to smile. The whole time."
Fang: I am not doing that!
K: Are you saying you won't do it willingly? Because you will do it by force.
K: So, Fang.
Fang: What?
K: Oh, nothing.
Fang: WHAT?
K: Nothing!
Fang: TELL ME YOU LITTLE JERK!
K: T! Fang is yelling at me!
Fang: Oh brother.
T: Seriously, man? You have nothing better to do than to yell at K? Really? Go get a hobby. Or better yet, a life. *shoves Fang and hugs K*
Fang: What the heck is wrong with you two?
T and K: *glare*
Fang: Is this still about the whole birthday cake thing?
T and K: *nod*
Extremely hot taco: Qu cosa pastel de cumplea os? T: K and I were making a birthday cake for both of our birthdays. Then we set it out to cool, then we frosted it. Well, it turns out, despite our note, Fang decided to come along and help himself. To the whole cake.
K: Really Fang? You couldn't eat anything else?
Fang: *silence*
Extremely hot taco: Emo idiota.
Fang: REALLY?
Max's POV Dylan was just out for a fly to calm some nerves, I guess. I was taking the two flocks to get some grub. I was happy, honestly happy, for the first time in months, and it felt good, but we all know it won't last long. We are walking because not everyone here can fly. We where half way there. No problems. We haven t gotten attacked. I spoke to soon. Dylan came flying down. "Hey Max!" he said with a genuine smile. "Hey!" I replied, curious. He turned and looked at Fang and his expression changed. Oh God. Dylan took a swing at Fang's head. Fang doged it and cracked a kick into Dylans ribs. Now Dylan was pissed. He pinned Fang down and with every punch he said "I almost .had ..her." That s when I jumped in and pushed Dylan off of Fang. The I gave Dylan one of my glares that any normal person would drop dead if they saw. But Dylan isn t exactly normal. The I said "What the hell Dylan?" Aahhh words, finally. I had been choking on those. Fang got up ready to kill Dylan on the spot. I stood in between them and said again "What the hell is going on Dylan?" I pulled him to the side and gave him a glare that basically said what the hell is wrong with you and where do you get off attacking Fang. Wow, who knew I could fit that many words into a glare. "Max, Im sorry." "Sorry my ass!" I interrupted. "Don t you ever attack him or anyone else in these two flocks ever again or trust me you ll wish you were dead. Got it?" I turned and walked away, leaving Dylan. Iggy was sitting down on the ground next to Fang checking the extent of his injuries. "Report," I said, worried. "A black eye and a broken nose. Nothing terrible," Iggy replied sounding, like a doctor. Ew. I knelt down next to fang. "I'm really sorry, I should of stopped him soo "
"Max he interrupted its not your fault. He is pissed because I 'took you back' and I get that.I'd be pissed off if I were him, too. Not that I want to be him." I stood up and then helped him up. Then he walked over to Dylan. Not again. Fang's POV Max knelt down next to me and started to say "I'm sorry I should of stopped him soo " But I interrupted. "Max, its not your fault, he is pissed because I 'took you back' and I get that. I'd be pissed off if I were him, too. Not that I want to be him." She stood up and reached her hand out to help me up. I took her warm hand in mine and stood up. Then I headed straight towards Dylan. I walked right up to him, inches from his face and said "You can go ahead and be pissed like a little baby, but try anything like that again and your dead," I said it letting menace drip off of my every word. I really did hate him for obvious reasons trying to take Max away and slugging me several times. I gave him one last glare. I walked away, not letting him get a word in because I honestly didn't care about what he had to say. Then the pain in my head registered. My head started to throb like a heartbeat. Thump. thump. Thump. I couldn t take it darkness flooded my vision and I collapsed to the floor.
T: Ouch.
K: Jeez Fang.
Fang: Yeah, I know. Whatever.
T: Whatever?
K: WHATEVER? T: GO TO THE HOSPITAL MAN!
Fang: Don't need to.
K: You are freaking crazy man.
T: Maybe it has to do with his emo-ness.
Fang: One more time!
T: Uh oh. Emo baby seems kinda angry.
K: Maybe just a little...
Fang: OKAY! That is enough!
T: So you aren't going to be emo now?
Fang: NO, I'M NOT!
K: So you admit to being emo before?
Fang: I didn't say that!
T: It was implied.
Fang: What could I do that would make you guys quit thinking I'm emo?
K: Hmm...
T: We'll have to talk this over with Extremely Hot Taco.
Fang: Not him again! *eye roll*
*Taco, K and T gather and talk quietly*
K: We've decided.
T: Tell him Taco.
Extremely Hot Taco: Usted tiene que salir a comprar una camiseta con un unicornio arco iris sobre el mismo. Entonces, usted tiene que bailar en un c rculo y cantan canciones alegres y dar caramelos a los ni os peque os. Todos los d as, durante todo un a o. Ah, y tienes que sonre r. Todo el tiempo.
Fang: What does he say?
T: Ahem. And I quote "You have to go out and buy a shirt with a rainbow unicorn on it. Then, you have to dance in a circle and sing happy songs and give out candy to little children. Everyday, for a whole year. Oh, and you have to smile. The whole time."
Fang: I am not doing that!
K: Are you saying you won't do it willingly? Because you will do it by force.