Rule9: never run around the base screaming 'the Decepticons are coming, the Decepticons are coming!' * ironhide literally came running out shooting blindly. Ratchet had his hands full. Oww…*
Rule10: ratchet is one bot you don't wanna piss off. * especially if he's gotta fix you up. My arm is bruised in several places plus a broken wrist that he had to fix after my arm. I only had a broken arm!*
Rule11: never under any circumstances do you spike the bots energon. * even though tai had a bunch of Blurrs all over the place. I thought she would burst with happiness. Until one bot after another started to collapse in recharge. We spent the night at Sam's house. We went home to pissed off and groggy bots.*
Rule12: never tell the bots " I killed Paul!" * They will interrogate you. HARD. I cried so hard they believed it was a joke. I hid behind ratchet for 2 weeks. I wouldn't let go. I was treated like a sparkling. YAY!
Rule13: never wear a sombrero in a funky fashion and wave a flashlight around screaming like a banshee like squidward from SPONGEBOB. *I had several bots going at it with the humans. We had fun until the Major and Minor twins decided to wrestle. I cheered on Mudflap.*
Rule14: when on a nice quiet picnic with the bots at the lookout never abrubtiply stop talking when you see something and say "oooo…a butterfly. Huh? Wha? Oh did you know butterflies have hypnosis powers?" *everybody took the frag off leaving their charges. The smart more logical ones ignored it. So smart aren't they?*
that's all I got. Please reviews are hugs!!!
And ransom!!
Any ideas PM me!