guidelines to living with robots linda's edition

by Salokin Semaj

i decided to make my own guidelines. it will get funnier with some ideas, for you critics out there! rated T for cybertronian and human swearing! if you're good with reveiws i might do a different story on each chapter!

3. lots of pervertedness

Rule15: Jade is to stay far away from Mojo.

*if I find out Sam's dog has been humping Jade senseless they BOTH will lose their penises. I'm not kidding either.*

Rule16: all femmes should ban together to have an all girl party full of feeling each other up.

* all the guys wanted to know what the squealing was. When we told them they "decided" to "guard" us. Pretty sure they were masturbating.*

Rule17:we all know wheelie humps Mikaela's leg like a stuffed animal but why must he walk in like nothings different and climb on?!

*even when she's walking he hitches a ride and starts humping! And she keeps going like nothings different!*

That is all I could think of at the moment.