A/N: I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE. ALTHOUGH IT WAS TOTALLY MY IDEA. ODA TOOK IT! Lol JK. I'm not as creative as Oda.
Previously: 'Such a Bipolar woman.' was all they thought.
"SO HUNGRY~!" Luffy said out loud. "Hey brat." I turned around to face 3 men. "Huh? What do you want?" I asked annoyed. They used my sacred word. They smirked. "Do you know who your dealing with? We're pirates." They said, as if I would get scared. Psh, yeah whatever. "Good for you. Now go home to light your birthday cake, brat." I said uninterested. The men sputtered at what I said. They were immediately pissed off. "La-lady! T-their the crew members of Alvida- sama. You should leave before something happens!" a pink-haired boy said. He looked at Luffy and me nervously. I shrugged, "Do I look like I care, Brat." "I'm just hungry~!" He gasped at us. "Are you crazy! It's impossible to beat Alvida! IMPOSSIBLE!" he chanted on and on. Thankfully, Luffy hit the boy on the head. "Ow! W-what was that for?" The boy clutched his head, already nursing a bruise. "Just because." Luffy told him. The 'pirates' who apparently were not happy with being ignored, decided to take action.
"Cheeky little kids." I twitched. Luffy just stared at them. "Who is a little kid?" I muttered under my breath. Taking a sword two men ran at us. The man attacking me made a slanted arch with his sword. Ducking nimbly, I shot my left hand towards the hilt of his sword. Guiding the sword away from me, I used my right fist and punched the lights out of the man. Glancing at luffy, I noted that he had already beat the other two men. "H-how did y-you..." The boy was trembling. "W-what are you!" I frowned. "What the hell do I look like? I'm a human, obviously. Although him," I jabbed my thumb towards Luffy. "Him, I'm certain is a monster."
"Hungry~! FOOD~!" Luffy shouted. Face- palming I busied myself by asking the brat questions. "So what's your name, brat?" I asked as we walked to where Luffy was currently stuffing his face. "My name's Coby." He looked away, shyly. I nodded. "Well, It would be rude if I don't give you our names. My name is Eureka D. Dias. That Idiot over there is," I got interrupted. "I'm Luffy. Monkey D. Luffy. And I'm gonna be the Pirate King!" Coby looked taken aback. "P-pirate K-king! B-but that's... that means that you got to fight all the powerful people. And you will have to conquer all the oceans!" He said quickly. "Impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible." Luffy hit Coby on the head again. Finally, thank god. "OW!" Coby yelled. Kids these days. It's like they have especially well- equipped vocal cords.
"B-but... you might get killed." He finally stammered out. Luffy swallowed an apple, Okay yeah it was about 10 apples you got me, "I decided long ago that I'm going to be King of the Pirates... if I have to die fighting for that, then I die. I'm the man who'll become the pirate king and I will." He said determinedly. Pretty impressive speech if you ask me. "..." There was a silence, besides Luffy munching on his apples. It seemed that those words had gotten to Coby, and he seemed to be thinking about something.
"Ah~!" Luffy rubbed his bulging stomach, "Now, I'm full." He rose up to his feet, and climbed his way up the ladder. "Dia, Let's go to the Grand line." I stared up at him, he STILL thought I was his crew member, hell, he wanted to go to the Grand line already, WITH JUST TWO PEOPLE! "Ahem. First I'm not one of your Nakama, Second you're gonna need a crew." I said dryly. There was an awkward pause, lucky me, there was a crashing sound. And down came the roof it did.
A/N: So how was it? I actually put in a quote! These things are hard to find specifically, you know. Sorry for the long wait! If It was too long...