"Roxas says he'll see you in court."
"I'm watching the Thriller video. Wanna watch?" Riku said ignoring Sora's words as he watched the zombies dance instead.
"Riku!" Sora said raising his voice from the bathroom as he cleaned the mirror with Windex.
"Alright then! Not my fault his rear view mirror got ripped off his stupid truck!" Sora left to go put the cleaning product under the kitchen sink and Riku added in a low voice so he wouldn't be heard, "At least I didn't almost kill a Chocobo when I got scared." He heard the kitchen door that led to the backyard open followed by a whistle and frowned. Sora's fuzz ball of a dog Puffy came running in the room and Riku scrunched his nose as Sora came back in. "He's going to stink up the whole room Sora! Get him out!"
Sora ignored Riku just as Riku had ignored him earlier and sat on the carpet so Puffy came to his lap and curled in there. He pet the white haired dog and kissed the top of his head and Riku made a disgusted noise in the back of his throat. "I took him a bath yesterday. Right puffy?" Sora said hugging Puffy and Puffy licked below his chin.
"He looks like a big rat. Why do you like him so much?" Sora covered Puffy's ears and glared at Riku.
"Don't call him a rat! You'll hurt his feelings!" Riku sighed and turned the TV off deciding to go watch TV in the living room.
"Sora he's a dog. He doesn't understand the words coming out of my mouth."
"I don't understand half the words that come out of your mouth most of the time. Are you calling me a dog?" Sora looked at Riku petting Puffy much like the average villain did with the random cat that sat on their laps. Riku decided not to argue with Sora. Sora would see to it that Puffy got his side of the bed if he argued with him so instead Riku shook his head.
"I'm going to get a dog better than Puffy. One that isn't blind or stupid." Riku said leaving out of the room and Sora watched how his ass moved as he walked away then looked at Puffy and kissed him again. His dog wasn't blind; he just had hair growing over his eyes.
Later on that same day Riku brought home a yellow dog smaller than Puffy and it had just a stub for a tail.
"What's his name?" Sora was eating chocolate ice-cream in the kitchen straight out of the plastic container and he licked his spoon clean as he looked at the dog.
"You mean her. Her name is Michi." Riku put her on the tiled floor and Michi sniffed around her new surroundings.
"Hi Michi!" She suddenly gave this fucked up bark at him, actually, it sounded like the noise got stuck in her throat halfway out and Sora laughed. "What's wrong with her bark? Better- dog- than- Puffy my ass."
"I don't know. That's just how she barks." Puffy came in the room and Sora squealed.
"Aww! He looks like a pillow walking to me!" Michi went behind Riku's legs as Puffy came closer and she watched Puffy nervous. "Your dog is scared of mine."
"Is not!" Riku pushed her close to Puffy again and Puffy sniffed her so she moved away behind her master's legs quivering. Sora laughed again.
"Maybe she likes Puffy." They looked at their dogs and made disgusted faces at each other.
"I'm not going to let that rat bang Michi!" Riku said picking up his dog and Sora picked up his own.
"Like Puffy wants to bang her! He doesn't want puppies with fucked up barks!"
That night Michi slept inside and Puffy outside just in case the two got busy. Morning came and Sora woke up before Riku did and went to the kitchen.
"Wha?" He lifted his bare foot and looked down at the floor. There was a yellow liquid there and it felt warm when he stepped in it. "RIKU! Your dog peed in the kitchen and I stepped in it!" Sora came back to their bedroom hopping on one foot and Riku sat up in bed looking at him sleepily.
"So?" his boyfriend muttered and Sora pointed out the room.
"So go clean it up!" Sora hopped to the bathroom and Riku groaned as he moved the sheets off him. He then rubbed his face and went to the kitchen to make coffee then stopped looking at the floor.
"Oh shit." Michi hadn't just peed. She took a dump around every corner of the house and he quickly began to pick it up wearing special gloves then throwing the crap in a small plastic bag. Riku felt like puking even though he had worn gloves and went to the outside trash can to dispose of the bag and gloves. He cleaned the puddle with the mop and then washed his hands furiously in the sink.
"Riku, where's Michi at?" Sora was standing behind him with his arms crossed over his chest still annoyed.
"I don't know. Look for her." Sora left looking for the animal. When he went into the small living room Michi came out and Sora watched her suspicious.
"What were you doing in there?" He looked around and didn't see anything wrong until he saw the ripped books from the bookcase. Riku came in behind him and sighed.
"I'll get rid of Michi."