Omake: Plan for the Future

"Excuse me?" Kira gaped. He couldn't imagine anyone, even this guy, asking that question.

"You heard me." K'GoN said impatiently. "What's your zombie plan?" The Gundam pilot stared blankly at the little robot, The monstrosity, a combination of the RX-78-2 Gundam and the Shinkirou Knightmare frame, had a grotesque face, seemingly made so that this author cannot describe it accurately enough to convey its disgusting horridness. "See, there are two types of people: The ones prepared for when zombie's take over the world, and those who aren't. We call the latter food."

"Oh come on! No one thinks about stuff like that!" The Ultimate Coordinator protested.

"ORLY!!??" K'GoN screeched. Swiftly turning, the robot pointed at the first person it saw. "Suzaku! What's your zombie plan!?"

"I'm going to spin-kick them. Many times, again and again and again, until my constant spin-kicking generates enough lift to allow me to fly to Alaska." The Japanese Knight replied, looking smug. Kira protested this.

"Oh come on! This is Suzaku we're talking about! He's been so twisted from his paranoia that he's come up with a plan for almost every eventuality.!" K'GoN was prepared for this as well.

"Lelouch!" The strategist looked up from the chess game he was playing (and winning) against Light Yagami, the Death Note user looking desperate.

"I am going to bring enough nobles into debt with me to fund the development of a virus that will allow me to control the zombies, saving me, while at the same time giving me the most invincible army known to man!" Ending with a crazed-sounding laugh, Lelouch returned to his game as Light clutched at his Death Note desperately, the stake he had bet in this match.

"We all know Lelouch is crazy!" Kira denied.

"Setsuna, Sousuke, and Heero!" the three militaristic mecha pilots formed up in parade rest, belting out their plan at the exact same time as each other.

"We will establish a base of operations, supplying it with enough ammunition, fuel and other such necessities for an extended period of isolation. Then, at a later date when we have used our flight-capable Arm Slaves and Gundams to round up a large percentage of the survivors, we will lead a series of rebellions against the invasive undead presence." Finished, they all snapped to attention, saluted, and marched off.

"Otaku." Kira dead-panned. Then K'GoN grinned, a grin so satisfied and cat-got-the-canary-like that Kira sweated.

"Athrun Zala." Bewildered, Kira whirled to face his best friend and fellow pilot. Grinning sheepishly, Athrun muttered his own plan.

"Well, I figured we could contain the zombies ourselves Kira....After all, there could be a mobile suit zombie virus......" Kira just stood there, disbelief plain upon his face. Then, he turned to K'GoN.

"Well then, what's yours?"

"Me? I don't have one." Just as Kira started to digest that, K'GoN continued.

"I have fifty-six!" The machine declared triumphantly.

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A/N: Wow. Talk about preparation. ("Don't be, meatbag. In half of them, I use your rotting carcass as bait while I flee to safety. By the way, what's yours?") I'm not saying it out loud! Or typing it. What if the people reading this get infected? ("......Shit")

Anyway, enough of the funny stuff.

So, strangest thing happened at school today. I was working on Phase 5 during lunch, saved onto my flashdrive when lunch was over, and when I got home, it wasn't there. The file was there, but there was no text whatsoever. So, instead, I rewrote this Omake that I planned to use back when I was writing Meaning of Zero.

Anyone who guesses where I got the idea from, kudos.

Oh, happy birthday to me.

Knightmare Gundam of Ni