Demon's Destruction
A Naruto Fanfiction by Namikaze Minato
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, why would I be writing Naruto fanfictions? That being said, I do NOT own Naruto or any of the ideas appearing in this fanfiction unless it is an original idea created by me. And, since I live in Texas, if any lawyers show up on my porch, I will tell them they have 10 seconds to get the fuck back in their car and get the hell off my property before I go get the shotgun. It's a 12 gauge, so it will fuck that lawyer up if he don't get off my property.
This is going to be a straight up Evil Naruto. Good luck stomaching my twisted, fucked up version of Naruto.
A/N: Woohoo! Got a laptop for xmas! It's absolutely amazing, too. Not perfect, but good enough. I can write for you guys, I can write the novel that I've been working on, I can play Audiosurf and Minecraft, and I can do pretty much whatever I want/need to do.
On that note, sorry for not updating for SOOOO damn long, I fried my old computer, and I went for pretty much an entire year without one. Which was hard as hell, by the way. Anyway, I think my writing style has changed ever so slightly in this past 12 months, seeing as how I have had to write a BUNCH of personal narratives and essays for English. Which on the note of English class, I think it's a rather redundant and unimportant class. I speak the language, I read the dictionary as if it were a novel, and I read grammar books to make sure I'm not screwing up my writing and speech, I don't believe I need to take a class to teach me how to do something that I do better than my teachers. Oh well, I suppose I MIGHT learn SOMETHING from those classes. But that doesn't seem very likely.
Naruto slowly opened up his eyes, and instantly freaked out.
"I'm not in the same place I laid down to rest, I'm not under that tree. Why am I not where I laid down?" Naruto screamed inside his own head, jumping out of the cot he was laying in, throwing the sheets in the direction of his travel to set off any traps waiting for him. When nothing exploded or released its payload, he relaxed the tiniest amount. A door opened to his left, to which he reacted by spinning to face the door and bringing his arms up in a guarding position. A tall man with alabaster skin and the gold tinted eyes of a serpent walked through the entryway.
"Easy, child. I am not here to hurt you. I brought you here from the dank underside of a fallen tree that I found you at." The man raised his hands, palms facing Naruto, as a sign of amicability.
Naruto glared at the man, not trusting him even the tiniest bit. He slowly backed up to the cot that he found himself in and sat himself on it, never taking his eyes off the serpentine man. "Give me one reason why I should trust you," Naruto spat at him.
"I have no reason for you to trust me, but likewise, you have no reason to distrust me. I have done nothing to harm you. It may be that all of those wretched villagers have harmed you, but I am not one of them. You are following the same path that I made a long while ago, you are not the first to desert Konohagakure," The man spoke in a fairly light voice. He turned away from Naruto and walked to the wall furthest from the blond child. Reaching out, he grabbed a chair and sat down, facing Naruto once again.
Naruto opened his mouth to speak, but the man cut him off. "In truth, I brought you here to offer you something. As I said before, I abandoned Konoha, for reasons very similar to yours. People didn't understand me, people ostracized me. I left, and I have since been branded an S-ranked criminal. What I am offering you is a second chance to be a shinobi. I can train you, I am very powerful. I am Orochimaru, of the Sannin. All you have to do is be my apprentice, help me build and maintain my new village, and help me with eventually conquering Konoha."
Naruto mulled this over, wracking his brain to find out WHY the Sannin would want HIM to be his apprentice, for HIM to help him. "Why? Why do you want me to follow you, why not someone else who has more experience, who is already strong? Someone who will be able to help you out sooner?" Naruto looked at Orochimaru inquisitively, trying to dig into the thought processes of the man.
Orochimaru smiled and repositioned himself slightly, preparing for an explanation. He made a steeple out of his hands, and began speaking, "As I'm sure you know by now, you are the container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. This grants you an advantage above almost anyone else on the planet; you have access to an almost unlimited pool of chakra, you'll be able to fling around jutsu like a flamethrower attached to an infinite source of kerosene. You'll be immune to all but the very strongest of genjutsu. You heal extremely quickly. You can create a coat of the Kyuubi's chakra around you to intimidate your foes. You will be respected and feared."
Naruto thought for a minute, before standing up and walking over to Orochimaru. "I have my own conditions," Naruto said, "Firstly, I want to keep a free will. Secondly, when you pass, I want to be promoted to leader of the village that we create together."
Orochimaru smirked, and held out his hand. Naruto took it in a handshake, and they both looked each other in the eye, saying, "Deal accepted."
Naruto then said, "I don't trust you any more than I did five minutes ago, though."
Orochimaru chuckled and waved off the distrust, motioning for Naruto to follow him. He exited the room through the door that he entered it. They ended up in a forest, trees stretching indefinitely into the sky, piercing the insipid container of the world. There was a very light mist surrounding their immediate vicinity, almost imperceptibly tinted emerald green from the light being refracted off the trees. Naruto glanced around, and noticed that there was a swamp to their left.
"Orochimaru, where are we?" Naruto inquired of Orochimaru.
"We are near the border of the Land of Fire into the Land of Rice Fields. Rice Fields is likely where we are going to set up our village," Orochimaru explained.
Naruto nodded, and continued scanning the environment. He placed the first two fingers from each hand into a cross shape, and said, "Kage Bunshin," making several more of him appear out of nowhere. He told them, having read the full description of the jutsu and knowing that their memories were returned to him, to scout the surrounding area, and made another group to scout ahead in the direction that Orochimaru and he were traveling.
As the groups traveled through the forest, they set off several traps, some set by Orochimaru, others left from long before by various shinobi. Naruto laughed out loud as one group in particular fell through the foliage into a spike pit, but the spikes broke from lack of structural integrity because of age, and the clones themselves screamed from the skeletons of long dead snakes. Orochimaru raised an inquisitive eyebrow at the boy, who simply stopped and looked forward in their direction of travel.
Several minutes later the group of clones that he sent out ahead of them died, returning to Naruto the image of several shinobi wearing hitai-ate from Kumogakure. Naruto glanced over at Orochimaru, and asked, "Are you expecting Kumo shinobi today?"
"It seems that those clones you sent ahead have become useful after all. I was not, however this is an opportunity hidden behind a threat. I want to see what you can do on your own, without the Kyuubi assisting you. I will only intervene if it seems you're getting your ass kicked," Orochimaru replied.
Shrugging, Naruto sped ahead a little, itching to get into a fight. Something about his partner made his skin crawl, slightly odd coming from the boy who gave the Kyuubi permission to "fuck up" his two sensei, and he figured that a good old fight would get his mind off it.
Breaking through a barrier made of plants into a clearing, Naruto recognized the three shinobi waiting for them from his clone's memories. He instantly dropped into a defensive stance, and waited for one of them to come at him.
I know you hate me for the random cliffie~ It's what I do, though. Shouldn't you guys know that by now?
Hahaha, read and review, my bitches,
Love,
Minato