This may be a Mystery Chapter, but anyone who has ever read the Bible, or at least the Book of Exodus (hint-hint) will know when this takes place.
Mystery Chapter 2
A man and a woman stood on a cliff. They watched an angry bald man on his knees. "Now are you sure about this?" asked the man.
"I'm sure. This could be an opportunity like no other," said the woman.
"Make sure you don't screw up the course of history."
She turned to the man and smiled. "Hey, it's me. And I have you to back me up. What could go wrong?"
He gave her a hug and kissed her forehead. "Good luck, cousin." He vanished in a puff of smoke.
Filled with rage, the other man sat on his knees cursing out to the sea. "Moses! Mooooooseesssss! Come back, brother! Return my hebrews!"
The woman's voice came from behind him. "I pity you. Your defience against the one true God has resulted in you losing almost everything. Had you just set them free, you would still have your son, your honor, and your dignity."
"Who are you?" He didn't turn around. He just looked down defeated.
"I'm a messenger of God, THE God."
"What does your god want with me?"
"God loves all his children, no matter what. He hates the sin, but loves the sinner."
"But the hebrews are his children. I am merely an incompetant fool. Father was right. I'm the weakest link of my Dynasty."
"We are all God's children. It is by his design that we live. He is forgiving. Right now, you see yourself as if you are in a rut, unable to escape damnation, but I tell you now that you are merely in a state of Purgatory. You are being punished, but you have a chance to redeem yourself."
He turned to look at her. "You dress so strangely."
"That's not important. I can help you rebuild your kingdom. You can make it stronger. You become the greatest ruler ever! I can help you to create a world of War and Order!"
"Do you really think you can fix all of this?"
Without a word, she swirled her fingers and a whirlpool formed in the sea, stunning the man. The water swirled faster and faster, then came to an instant halt. "Does that answer your question?"
"You.. You control the waters!"
"And much more."
"Then let me cross! I want my slaves back!" he said with anticipation.
She smacked him on the head. "I will not assist you in becoming a tyrant! I will help you to create a new rule, but separate."
"But... What about my son?"
"Make me your queen. I'll give you a new son. He shall bear your name and become your successor." She extended her arm. "Take my hand."
The Pharoah looked at her hand in puzzlement. "A new kingdom. A kingdom of War and Order." He took her hand and she helped him stand up...
Mystery Chapter 2
I know. I know. It was shorter than Gary Coleman... What? Too soon?