Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
"Hey Tsunade-baa-chan.-" Naruto started.
"Naruto you jackass, I specifically told you NOT to go after Sasuke!" Tsunade yelled as she used a chakra enhanced punch to obliterate Naruto's face.
"DAMNIT, that hurt like HELL. You broke my fucking nose, shit."
"Who gives a fuck, HMM. I tell you not to go after Sasuke, then what do you do? You go after Sasuke."
"Whatever" Naruto says as he popped his nose back into place.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!"
"AH SHIT, DON'T BREAK MY NOSE AGAIN"
"I won't... if you follow orders."
Ok... how is Sasuke?"
"What do you mean, 'How is Sasuke', you killed him stupid."
"I-I did? H-h-he w-was alive earlier, wait, can I see him?"
"Why, what can you-" Tsunade started, but was then cut off by Naruto.
"I made a jutsu that can bring him back, NOT like Orichimaru-teme's Reanimation jutsu."
"... How?"
"Shinigami-kun... We are very close friends."
"Shinigami? Won't he take your soul?"
"No, I just told you we are VERY good friends."
"Ok, follow me-"
"Wait, I will just use Hirashin no jutsu.(Flying Thunder God Technique)"
"You can use the Hirashin? That was the Fourth's."
"Yes, I can use my father's technique. I don't need the 'Formula Seal' though."
"Wow"
"I also improved it so another can travel with me. Just tell me where he is..."
"Ok. Konoha graveyard #2 "
"Hirashin no jutsu!"
Naruto and Tsunade instantly teleport to said place.
"Holy shit, that felt weird." Tsunade proclaimed.
"Yeah, it took me a little getting used to." Naruto answered.
"Naruto you are a SHIT HEAD BITCH! YOU KILLED MY SASUKE-KUN!" an unknown mob of voices yelled, and sobbed.
"AH holy shit, gotta bring him back to life NOW!" Naruto screamed.
"Huh?" was the intelligent response by the now known mob. It included Ino, Sakura, and all of the other Sasuke obsessed girls.
"Yeah, I created a jutsu that can bring someone back to life... if I do that will you not kill me?" Naruto said, then asked.
"Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back." they chanted.
"If this is an illusion, I will beat you within half an inch of your life." Sakura growled.
"Geeze, it is not an illusion." "Gosh, so painful." Naruto thought.
"Tsunade, I will be out for about 3 days." Naruto claimed.
"Ok."
"Kuchiose: Junsei Yochi Kaisei(Summoning: Pure World Resurrection)"
Sharp inhalation from Sasuke's "dead" body.
Naruto blacks out
"Oh my god, I killed Naruto? I thought he killed me. Do I have the Mangekyou Sharingan?" Sasuke sputtered.
"Yay, Sasuke is back!"
"Oh, GOD!!! FANGIRLS!!!!! TORTURE FROM THE SHINIGAMI WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS!!" "Sasuke sees all hell break loose on his body and thinks better of that."
Three Days Later
"Ugh, I feel like shit" Naruto proclaimed to what he thought was nobody.
"Well, I have a mission for you, if you are up to it." Tsunade said.
"Oh god, already?"
"Yes."
"Damnit, I barely wake up, and she gives me a mission." "Well I dont really have a choice, do I?"
"No"
"Fuck"
"Get your lazy ass up."
"Fine, what is the mission?" Naruto asked as he sat up.
"SS ranked-"
"A suicide mission? Geeze, are you trying to get me killed?" Naruto interrupted.
" I mean SS pay, but only technically C rank."
"Hell yeah. What is it?"
"Go to the Hokage Exams"
"HELL YES, MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE!!!"
"And unlock your bloodline for Kami's sake."
"Bloodline?"
"You dont know?" Tsunade asked with a blank face.
"Nope."
"Go ask Sakura."
"... Fine, but if she kills me, I am coming back and killing you for sending me to my death."