Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"BLAH"- Gai or Lee talking/yelling.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
A/N: Naruto is going to kick ass in this fic, although he will not be invincible... He will have a VERY awesome Kekkei Genkai.
Naruto is walking towards Sasuke's house, trying to hold off his inevitable pain/death when all of a sudden he hears this,
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!"
"OH SHIT!!!" Naruto yelled and ducked to avoid Gai's flying kick, but is then swept off of his feet by Lee who is yelling,
"LEAF HURRICANE!!!".
"Ow my mother fucking head!!!", protested Naruto rubbing the very large lump on his head.
"SUCH UNYOUTHFUL WORDS COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH!!!" Both Gai and Lee yell at the same time.
"You know what?!?! You and your Youthful bullshit can GO TO HELL!!!!! Never mind... I have been to hell, and it is not very nice down there..."
"SO UNYOUTHFUL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN TO HELL???" They both proclaim and ask at the same time.
"Yes, and I need to be going, so BYE!!!" and at that, he yelled "HIRASHIN NO JUTSU" and disappeared from sight.
"..."
Scene Change, Sasuke's house.
"Naruto, you are a dobe, go away." Sasuke said.
"Bite me you ungrateful ass. I save you from Snake-Teme, and you tell me to go away." Naruto returned.
"Hn" was Sasuke's trademarked response.
"Damn you..." Naruto muttered.
"Fuck off..." Sasuke muttered at the exact same time.
"Fine" Naruto snapped back, then Hirashined to Sakura's front door.
Scene change, Sakura's House.
Naruto knocked on the Haruno's front door, and waited several minutes before hearing,
"Hello?" Sakura's mother asked, but when she say it was Naruto, she spat in his face and yelled "GO AWAY YOU BASTARD DEMON, GO AWAY! WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY!?!?!"
"I dare you to say that my parents, the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, and my mother Kushina Uzumaki were not married when I was born, or I will treat you like the last person who said 'At least Konoha no Kiiroi Senko is dead', because I then proceeded to tear out each of his finger and toenails, then tore each of his fingers and toes off. I finally tore his head off, after ripping his tongue out."
To say Sakura's mom was shocked was an understatement. "W-w-what d-d-do you m-m-mean your f-f-father? The Fourth was not married, so now you are calling our greatest hero a Man Whore? You Are A fucked-up MISTAKE!!!!"
"Mom? Who is that?" Asked Sakura.
"No one sweetie, you can go back inside now..."
"Oh hey Sakura!" Our #1 knuckle headed demon containing ninja stated.
"GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD YOU DEMON!!!!!"
"Mom, what do you mean 'demon', Naruto is a normal human being."
"Your mom can't tell you, because it is forbidden to speak of by the adult population of Konoha, although I certainly can tell you."
"Fine, tell me," Sakura scoffed.
"I am sure you know the story of when Kyuubi no Yoko atacked Konoha, right? I mean you should, seeing how you are so bright..."
"Yes I know, now please continue..." Sakura demanded wondering where this was going.
"Well what they tell you is a LIE. This is what really happened. When Minato faced the Kyuubi-" Naruto started, but was cut short by Sakura asking "Who is Minato?" Naruto said," The Fourth Hokage, and my father."
"Your Father?" "Yes, my father, now I will get on with the story. When Minato faced the Kyuubi, he knew that no one human could contain the Kyuubi, the strongest of the Biju."
"DAMN STRAIGHT YOU CAN'T", yelled Kyuubi from his cage.
"Shut up fuzzy-ass, I am telling a story," and with that he cut the mental link between him and Kyuubi.
"He took his new-born son ,aka me, to the top top of Gamabunta, and sealed the Kyuubi inside of me, and some inside of him. He used Shiki Fujin, to call upon Shinigami, to seal Kyuubi into me, along with Eight Trigrams Sealing Style, and Four Symbols Seal, to slowly leak Kyuubi's Chakra into me, and fuse him and me. I would not become a demon because he sealed part of Kyuubi into himself."
Sakura now knowing the truth, started sobbing her heart out. "Oh Naruto, how can you still love me, even after I went with the flow and treated you like shit? How?" Sakura questioned him.
"How, you ask? You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met, and seeing you smile just brightens my day." Naruto responded matter-of-factly.
"Naruto, can I come with you?" Sakura asked.
"Sure Sak-" Naruto was saying when Mrs. Haruno interrupted, "No you cannot. You will not go with the demon spawn!"
"You know what, mom, you can bite my ass! I am going with Naruto, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!" Sakura yelled at her mom. "Naruto will you please get us the hell out of here?" She quickly asked Naruto after that.
"It would be my pleasure" Naruto stated as he touched Sakura's shoulder, and yelled "Hirashin no Justu!"
"What the fuck? He can use Hirashin? That was the Fourth's. Damn demon brat..."
Scene change, Naruto's apartment.
"Well, shit" Naruto cursed when he saw graffiti saying things like "GO AWAY YOU DEMON" or "YOU DEMON SPAWN, GO TO HELL WHERE YOU CAME FROM", and at this Naruto scoffed, " If you really knew what hell was like..." and another writing was "DEMONS SHOULD DIE, BUT NARUTO IS NOT A DEMON!!!!!!!!" Naruto did not see this last one.
"Naruto, does this always happen?" Sakura asked.
"Yes, every time I leave for more than three days..." Naruto answered, saddened.
"Well, what did you want to talk about?" Sakura asked calmly.
"Tsunade-Baa-Chan said you know about some Kekkei Genkai that I have."
"Yes I do. You have the Zekkougan which means 'Perfect Eye'. It is basically Byakyugan and Sharingan combined. You have a full 360 degree vision, you can see chakra systems, you are able to see with perfect clarity, and you can copy any jutsu you see." Sakura said.
"That is mother fucking kick ass!!!!!" Naruto yells
"Yes it is, but your next bloodline is even better. It is a mythical bloodline, called the Mattou-Kekkei Genkai meaning 'Complete Bloodline'. You are able to use any bloodline that you see. The reason for this is that the Namikaze clan was the starter for all clans. That means your DNA has the codes for all bloodlines, you just have to 'unlock' the power. Also, if you have ever seen the bloodline in use, before you activate the Complete Bloodline, you will be able to use it. All you have to do is remember the bloodline." Sakura ended her 'rant'.
"Well holy flaming piles of shit batman. I have the strongest bloodlines ever. I can also use Haku's Hyoton(Ice Release), and the First Hokage's Mokuton(Wood Release), right?"
"Yes you can" Sakura said.
"Thank you Kami-Kun... now I am one step closer to becoming the Hokage, dattebayo. Now I just have to get the old hag out of the way."
"NARUTO, are you planning to kill Tsunade-Sama?" Sakura growled questionably.
"Maybe... AH JUST JOKING, geeze, don't take me too seriously, dattebayo."
Well read and review. I really want to thank my readers for their support, but don't just say, good story, or bad story in your reviews. Help me get better at writing, please. The next couple of chapters will be flashbacks.