Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 3
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"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
[Flashback Start, 2 1/2 year training with Jiraya
"Kit, want me to train you? You will need to leave Konoha for about two and a half years." Kyuubi proposed to Naruto.
"What is in it for you?" questioned the aforementioned child.
"My container not being a weak ass son of a bitch..." stated the demon fox.
"Hmm, true... WAIT, did you just call me weak?!" asked Naruto.
Kyuubi rolling on the ground laughing"Hell yeah!!"
"Stupid foxes... So, you want anything else?"
"Yeah, change your fucking mindscape! I like a giant open field with tornadoes and storms in the Southeast, water and whatnot in the Northeast, volcanoes in the Southwest, and a field with grass and grain in the Northwest. You got that kit?"
"Yeah... what do I have to do for you to train me?"
"You will go to a mountain in the Land of Rock, and go inside a cave. Inside I want you to take the seal off of my cage..."
"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!?!?! DAMMIT, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE ACCEPTED! YOU ARE GONNA ATTACK KONOHA AGAIN ARENT YOU?????!!!!!"
"No, kit, I can't escape your body. The Shiki Fujin destroyed my body. The other seals would slowly leak my chakra into your body, and that would make you very powerful, but you want to be Hokage. If you want to be the best Hokage ever, you need to be the most powerful being on Earth. Slowly combining our chakra will weaken the chakra in the end. If it is absorbed all at once, you will gain several new attributes. You will grow taller, and both physically and mentally stronger. Your chakra will increase 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fold. You will have black and red highlites in your hair. Your whisker marks will disappear. If you accept, GET RID OFF THE ACCURSED ORANGE JUMPSUIT!!!!! Also, you will contracts make several new summons, and have new demonic jutsu. Do you accept?"
"Yes I accept."
"Tell the perverted hermit to 'Train' you. When you get out of the village, I want you to tell him your true intentions. If he objects, tell him you are NOT defecting from Konoha."
"Ok, fox. I will do all that you requested."
"Stop yapping and get your ass into gear, damnit." the huge fox yelled.
"Sheesh, you don't have to be so damn impatient."
"What did you say?" the fox asked sinisterly.
"Nothing, nothing."
"GO!!!!!!!"
"Im going, damn."
Scene change in flashback, Jiraya (peeping)
"Yo pervy sage! Stop peeping on those girls " Naruto yelled
"Damnit Naruto! You ruined my fun!" Jiraya yelled back, aggravated.
"I want you to train me."
"No."
"Yes."
"I said no."
"Fine, I will go tell Tsunade you have been peeping..."
"Ok, ok. You don't have to be that way about it..."
"Yes I do, stupid ass."
"Where?" Jiraya asked.
"Outside the village, and don't worry, I am not defecting from Konoha."
"Fine. How long?"
"Two and one half years."
"That long without peeping?"
"Yes."
"Damn you, bitch..."
Scene change, Outside of Konoha
"Hey, Ero-Sennin" Naruto started.
"What, what the fuck do you want?" replied the super pervert.
"Damn, you don't have to be so fucking mean... Anyways, the real reason I wanted to 'train' is because I am going to train, but I don't need to train with you. I need to train by myself for a little. I am going to a mountain in the Land of Rock. I will then train in all of the elements."
"How are you going to learn new justu?" asked the pervert. Naruto then points at his stomach. "Oh." Jiraya said.
"Well see ya later, pervy sage!" Naruto yelled.
"Finally, I swear his pervertedness is wearing off on me." hissed the Kyuubi.
"Ah, shut up damnit." Naruto replied.
"Get your ass moving."
"Ok, Kyuubi-Sama. Off to the rock country." Exclaimed Naruto.
"NOW"