Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 9.

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"Blah"-Human talk.

"Blah"-Human think.

"Blah"-Demon talk.

"Blah"-Demon think.

"Blah"-Shinigami talk.

"Blah"-Shinigami think.

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Naruto: Well, damn, Namikaze Minato, did you have to yell at them!

Minato: No, not really...

Naruto: Then why did you?

Minato: Dunno, and JOE, WHY ISN'T THE CENSOR WORKING!

Joe: System malfunction, sir. It is working... now.

Minato: It better f--king be working, or so help me God, I will send my Bi friend to a-s rape you to death! Time to get to the story!...

"Damn parents and their slave driving mentality..." murmered Naruto, complaining. "What did you say!" Naruto's father, Minato, asked, rhetorically. "Oh, nothing, dad. Nothing..." Naruto returned. "Sometimes I really hate your smart-ass remarks..." "I love you too, dad." "That was mean." "Well, fine, if you don't want me to love you..." Naruto deadpanned. He had been training for two-hundred Yuuchou Kouin years, with his dad, to learn all of his dads techniques. Naruto and Minato also learned something that saved their lives.

One day they were walking around when, "Hey, humans. I was wondering if you were hungry?""Hell yeah!" both of them yelled. "Do you have ramen!" asked Naruto. Shinigami started drooling, as did Minato. "RAMEN!" they both yelled at the same time. "Speaking of, kid, I have an unlimited supply, coming from a fountain, with every flavor ever!""RAMEN!" screamed Naruto at the top of his lungs. Naruto and his dad ate for, oh, 14 hours straight. He had tried almost every flavor of ramen. "Hey, Shinigami, this ramen is free, right?" Naruto asked. "Yes, it is free... be thankful, you are the first humans to eat here, or even train here!"replied the Death God. "Wow... Well, I am full, and it is time to train!" Naruto exclaimed. "Must you be so loud?"Shinigami asked Naruto. "Dude, if you want to hear loud, go to Earth, go to Konohagakure no Sato(Village Hidden in the Tree Leaves) and listen to two people dressed in green spandex. Ugly shit, too." Shinigami laughed, "Oh, Maito Gai and Rock Lee?" Naruto stared at him like he had grown a third head, "How did you know!" "When I went to seal Kyuubi, Gai was in the front lines of combat yelling 'Youth, Youth', and it annoyed the shit out of me.""Whatever. Time to train, for real..." Naruto walked off. Scene change, Training Field

"So, please explain one more time how to do Hirashin." Naruto demanded from his father. "You add a small amount of chakra to the seal, and then throw it. After that try to pull the chakra back. It should pull you to it. Depending on what kind of chakra affinity you have, it will look different." "Ok. I will try it again." Naruto tried to use the Hirashin again. "Shit! I can't fucking do it!" "Try again!" "Fine!" "Charge chakra into seal. Check! Throw the kunai. Check! Pull chakra back...NOW!" Naruto moved to the kunai as a bolt of seven different colors. They were: Red for Fire, Blue for Water, Brown for Earth, Yellow for Lightning, Grey for Wind, Black for Dark, and White for Light. "HOLY SHIT! YOU HAVE AN ELEMENTAL AFFINITY FOR ALL ELEMENTS INCLUDING THE TWO CELESTIAL ELEMENTS, LIGHT AND DARK?!" Minato asked louder than Gai. "I guess..." "DAMN IT!! I CAN ONLY TEACH YOU IN ONE TO THE FULLEST!!" "And which would that be? Also, as a side note, stop yelling..." "Fine, I will stop yelling, and I can train you in Lightning. That is my element. I never did get to finish Rasengan." "What do you mean, 'Finish it?' " "Oh, Rasengan was supposed to incorperate elemental chakra, and form minipulation." "Huh?" "Elemental chakra. Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, Lightning, Light, and Dark. Form minipulation. A chakra sword, shuriken, or claw." "Oh, like when I went Kyuubi, and used his chakra claw." "Yes." "Um, I already did that. Not Kyuubi Claw. I made a shuriken." "Bullshit." "No, really, look!" Naruto made a perfect Fuuma Shuriken (Large Throwing Star?). "No way?!" Minato exclaimed.

Bet ya'll hate me, don't you. Um, sorry for the updating delay. My laptop is broken, and I have been grounded. The story is offically on haitus. Sorry for the cliffhanger.