Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 9.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
I am sorry the last chapter was so short. Please forgive. I will be updating quite infrequently, and I am sorry for that. I will be finishing the training in this chapter (remember, this is all a flashback.) I will be letting the story go wild, once A. I get my laptop fixed, and B. I get my ideas and motivation back. Also, to answer one of my readers questions, the story will be VERY long. Like, more than 700000 words. I may not ever stop writing it...
"GET THAT THING THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!" "HELL NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!" All was silent in the Yuuchou Kouin. Then, you heard this: "GET THAT THING THE FUCK AWAY FROM M-" That was all Minato got to say before he was swatted away by the Shinigami. "I SAID SHUT UP!" It seems that Naruto was chasing his dad with a giant 7 element sword... and was PISSED that the Shinigami ruined his fun. "ASSHOLE! WHY DID YOU RUIN MY FUN?! DAMN YOU TO OROCHIMARU'S BEDROOM!" "AAHHHH! SCARY THOUGHTS!!"The Shinigami was in the fetal position rocking back and forth. "Ahh, quit being a crybaby." Naruto yelled.
Naruto had finished all of his training in the Yuuchou Kouin. All 400000 years. He had been eaten by the Shinigami at least 14 times, and had to rip his way out every time. In all the training, he had mastered every Jutsu ever made by human, demon, or Deity. He can, by himself, without the help of Shinigami, rip people's souls out of their body, no handsigns required. Shinigami also said that when Naruto died, he was to be the next Shinigami. His mate(wife) was to be Kami. That's right, Kami is female. Stop being sexist.
Just as Naruto was about to leave, Shinigami came and teleported him to a secret room. "Hey, little dipshit." "What the fuck did you call me?" "Little dipshit. That is beside the point. I am giving you a gift. Slit your right bicept and let the blood fall onto the paper in front of you." "Ok..." Naruto does as he was told, and feals a searing pain, but not from the cut. From the seal that was placed inside the cut. "What the fuck is with this pain?" "Oh, a seal was placed inside your arm that will let you summon me anytime. Cut your other bicept and let the blood fall onto this paper." "Again, Naruto did what he was told. Again he feals the searing pain. "Lemme guess. A seal?" "Yes. To summon any of the Hokages. Ever. Only for a limited time, though. You are going to leave now." As Shinigami says this, Naruto appears back on Hell. "NO FUCKING WAY I AM BACK HERE!!" He makes a run for the exit portal. He steps through, and is at the base of the mountain, err, volcano. He named it Mt. Hellfire. On his way back to Konoha (he forgot about the demonic teleportation handsign), he runs into Jiraya. "Hey, brat, there is no way you can be done training." Jiraya said to him. "That is what you think, Ero Sennin. Hold on. Watch this." Naruto flipped through some handsigns, to make a show. He no longer had to use handsigns. "KANSEI CHIKAN FUTOKORO:Jiraya !(Complete Pervert Bust: Jiraya)" Jiraya just freezes, and starts screaming. "That has to hurt. I added extra chakra. Funny. I made that Jutsu, Ero Sennin." Naruto just walks away.
"Oh, shit. It has only been a few seconds in the real world... Can't go back to Konoha yet..." Naruto decided to travel the world, hiding his headband when he went into countries that were at war with Konoha.
2 1/2 year time skip
"Hello Konoha!" a mysterious blonde headed person yelled ecstatically. "Halt. State your name, age, and reason to be in Konoha." "Oh my god. You guys are idiots. You can't even recognize one of your own ninja. Let me see. I am Uzumaki Naruto, 15, and I am one of your damn ninja. Oh, and my real name is Namikaze Naruto. The Yondaime's son. Dumbasses." Blank stares. "N...Na...Naruto?" "Yes, it is me. Shikamaru. Lazy bastard." Random person from croud gathered there from the noise runs up to Naruto and glomps him. "N...Nar...Naruto-kun!" said random figure sobs into his shoulder. Naruto looks and sees blue-lavenderish hair. "Let me think. The only person who I know that has that color hair is... Hinata?" "Hinata? Is that you?" "Yes! Naruto-kun, how could you leave?! I love you, and you worried me!" Boom. The statement hit Naruto like a ton of bricks. "I love you. I love you." That ran through Naruto's head like a mantra. "She loves me?" "Y..You l...love me?" Hinata was blushing redder than a tomato. "Did I say that outloud? Oh god, he hates me now. I am stupid. Stupid. DUMB!" "Y..Yes I lo...love y..you." Naruto is just dazed. "Someone loves me. No one ever loved me. Except Jiji(GrampaThe Third Hokage). Now she loves me. Oh, Naruto you dumbass. She was always nervous and shy around you. Dumbass. Why didn't I realize it before?" "Because you are dumb. Also, she is a looker. She would be a nice mate. Oh, and don't show people your 'new' jutsu. It wouldn't go over well. Jiraya doesn't know most of them." "Shut the fuck up furball. I was having a moment. Also, I will consider your advice." "What did you say, Naruto-kun?" "Oh, damn. I said that outloud." "Nothing, Hinata-chan." "He just called me Hinata-chan." Hinata fainted right then and there. "Yes, that did just what I hoped it would." Scene Change, Village Council
"Hey, you senile old fools. I want my parent's inheritance." Naruto yelled as he walked into the meeting that Tsunade arranged for him. "What inheritance. What parents. You are an orphan." the main council leader, Homura Mitokado, yelled back. "Bullshit. You know what I mean. The Namikaze estate, the Namikaze bank account, the Uzumaki bank account, and all of my parents scrolls. Parents: Namikaze Minato, Fourth Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash; Uzumaki Kushina, the Fourth's secret wife, former member of wave country." Silence. "L-Liar." "Really? I can prove I am their son." "How?" "Tsunade, if you will." "Of course. My pleasure." She said with malice and venom just dripping from her words. "What are you planning, demon?" Homura asked. "Oh, I am going to open my Father's scroll. It has a blood seal on it. Only someone directly related to him can open it. Also, I have two letters from him. The first is to apoligize to me for sealing the Kyuubi inside of me. The second is to convince you fools that I really am his son. You see, I met him. I am friends with Shinigami, and I trained with my dad, Minato. Here is the first letter:
Dear Naruto,
Please forgive me for sealing the Kyuubi into you. I hope and pray that you will be treated a hero, but I know in my heart that you will not be. I needed a newborn child so that their chakra coils could meld with the Kyuubi's chakra. You happened to be born that day. I doubt I could have put the curse of Kyuubi on anyone elses family, anyway. So, I chose to place the burden on my only child, you, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. I have asked Sarutobi to name you with just Uzumaki, because I had many enimies in my life, and they would probably take revenge out on you. Again, I ask you to forgive me.
With Love,
Your Father, Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage
The second scroll I will give directly to you, Homura. It read:
Hey Old People,
I bet none of you belive that Naruto is my son. Well, you are wrong. You are a bunch of jackasses. Naruto told me of how you treated him. I am sick of you. If you don't believe me, check my body for blood. Then compare it to Naruto's blood. Also do the same to Kushina. She is buried in Konoha Hokage and Spouse graveyard. Check her blood to his also. You all suck giant saru balls.
With Flaming Piles of Hate,
Minato Namikaze, Fourth Hokage
The second scroll had the Fourth's wax seal on it(it was in the shape of the Hiraishin seal) "Oh, also, the other way I can prove it is by opening the Fourth's Jutsu scroll. It will have a blood seal on it that looks exactly like this." Naruto claimed, and showed them a piece of paper to them with a seal on it. "Call the ANBU to get the Fourth's Jutsu Scroll. We will settle this once and for all. Also, get some of the blood from both of the bodies mentioned." Homura yelled. "Hey, old bastard, you can't order them. I am the hokage. Do as he said." Tsunade said calmly, even though her eyebrow was twitching like crazy. "Ma'am, you called for us?" An ANBU carrying a scroll, with the exact same seal Naruto showed them, and two syringes full of blood, asked Tsunade. "Yes. Naruto, stick your arm out." Naruto did as told, and had some of his blood taken. "Lemme swipe my blood across the seal." Naruto demanded. Tsunade just nodded her head a positive. Naruto suppressed his chakra from his thumb, so it wouldn't heal immediately, bit his thumb, and wiped his blood across the seal. The next moment, a poof of smoke appeared from the scroll and it was open. "Hey, bastards, you don't get to read this scroll, because it is my families property. I already know all of these jutsu, though. I have almost no need for this scroll. But I want to keep it, incase I need it." Naruto said as they looked at it with greedy looks in their eyes. "You can't stop us." Homura spat at him. "Oh yes I can. Watch me." Naruto spat back in defiance. He put his hands in the ram sign and the scroll popped back, blood seal and all. "You little midget faggo-" that was all one of the council members got to say before BOTH Naruto and Tsunade used chakra enhanced punches on him. "Don't try to insult me/him." Both Naruto and Tsunade said at the same time, respectively. Blank stares. "What?" They both asked together, again. "You two speak together." Homura said. "Is that all?" Naruto asked with a giant anime sweatdrop. "Yes." "Now... Let us get on with the blood testing." Naruto said. Tsunade said, "I will be right back." She left, and was back very quickly. "Watch this." Tsunade put the blood vials on the machine that she got. It opened the vials, and poured the blood into seperate containers. They say a laser scan them, and the results appeared on a screen. The results... Naruto is the child of both Minato and Kushina. "B-but th-that is-isn't- p-p-pos-si-ble." the entire council stuttered in the same fasion as Hinata. "Oh, and by the way, as a result of Ninja family code chapter 3, part 7, section D; I am allowed to have multiple wives." It seems that Naruto had to memorize all of the Ninja and Civilain codes for all villages. "The reason for this, is because I am the last of my clan. The great Namikaze clan." -Flashback Chapters End-
"Naruto. Naruto. Naruto wake up. WAKE UP!" Naruto heard a voice that he vaguely recognized as Sakura's. "I'm up. Where am I?" "You are in the hospital. You passed out when I got done telling you about your bloodlines. You scared me." "Oh. I had a giant flashback of the two and a half years of training with pervy sage."
You all hate me now. I end the chapter here. I suck, don't I. Get over it. R&R. Or you and your favorite animal die. Unless your favorite animal is a fox. Then just you die. I am going to make the chapters longer. I have little inspiration right now, but it will come back. Also, I need to fix my laptop. See ya later. Minato Namikaze