Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 12. RECAP CHAPTER 1
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
Pyroprogramer - Thank you for the compliment on the TimeTravel thingy. I worked kinda hard thinking for something, and just happened to read a timetravel fic. It is a good thing you reviewed. My favorite animal is a fox too!
GraityTheWizard - You are right on all accounts, and maybe I will make Sakura a Naruto fangirl, annoying enough so that Naruto asks the Third for permission to kill her, and he will say yes. After the Chuunin exams, though. That means that Sarutobi does NOT ust Shiki Fuuin. No Dead Demon Sealing for Sarutobi. Naruto uses his awesome Shinigami powers.
One of my readers brought up a good point. The fact that I haven't written in some time, for a variety of reasons including my broken laptop and my overly-christian mom and my age (13), I rushed the most recent chapter. But, now that school is out, I will be able to save up more money, to either fix my laptop, or buy a new one. If you don't like that I am 13 and can write a better story that you, and you out there who I am talking about know who I am talking about, well too damn bad. Get over it. I just have a natural thing for writing. If you can't seem to get over it, cry me a river, I will build you a bridge, and you can get the fuck over it. Sorry for the extreme use of foul language when it isn't the story yet. Just wanted to let you know. NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!
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"Naruto. Naruto. Naruto wake up. WAKE UP!" Naruto heard a voice that he vaguely recognized as Sakura's. "I'm up. Where am I?" "You are in the hospital. You passed out when I got done telling you about your bloodlines. You scared me." "Oh. I had a giant flashback of the two and a half years of training with pervy sage."
Scene change, Training Grounds 44 A.K.A. The Forest of Death
"ZEKKOUGAN!!" Our blonde hero yelled. His dÅjutsu roared to life, causing the nearby Hokage, who was evaulating him to nearly shit her pants from the chakra spike that he felt. Then she felt a very familiar, malevolent killing intent enter the air.
"K-K-Kyuubi?!" the 'Legendary Sucker' stuttered from fear. All of a sudden, from behind her, she heard, "Yes? Someone called my name?" Tsunade whipped around and tried to nail Kyuubi in the face with one of her chakra enhanced punches. He stopped it with one finger. "It really isn't nice to try to behead people like that." Kyuubi said with sarcasm flowing from his voice.
"Kyuubi..." Naruto warned quietly, enough so that Tsunade could barely hear him.
"EEP! I WILL BE A GOOD KITSUNE!!" Kyuubi squealed at Naruto. Tsunade's jaw nearly had chakra pushed into it when it hit the ground.
"What just happened?" Tsunade asked Naruto.
"I absorbed all of Kyuu-ketama's(1) tails on my training trip. Simple enough. I am technically 10 tailed right now. I already had a tail of power by myself. You on the other hand..." He stopped momentarily to check her chakra levels with his Zekkougan, "Have about one-hundredth of a tail of chakra." Tsunade's eyes went wide, cycling from fear, to anger, to greed. Naruto saw the greed in her eyes, and said, " I will not beat the shit out of the Fire Daimyo for you if you don't have a good reason. And loosing a game of poker to him is not a good reason."
Tsunade was at a loss for this one. "How did you-"
"Know?" Naruto cut her off. "Simple, while I was in Hell-" Tsunade's eyes went wide again. Naruto realised his mistake. "Oh shit..." He mumbled.
Tsunade yelled, "You, Me, office, NOW!!" And grabbed him by the shirt neck.
"Hold on. Both of us will need to get some sake before this is over with. Also, don't say I am too young to have sake. I am actually older than you. And I can hold my alcohol better than you..." He mumbled the last part so that Tsunade couldn't hear him. "Also, I can teleport both of us to the office once you get the sake. I can use a multi person Hiraishin, as you know. But, what you didn't know was that there is a very, very, VERY tiny seal on the wall of the Hokage office. I don't care if you took out all of the walls in the Hokage Tower, I could still teleport there. The seal is also designed to stay floating where it was placed. Just take us to get the sake."
"Oooooooookaaaayy" She says, stretching it out. They walk off into the market area, and one of the villagers cheers, "The demon has done something wrong in front of the Hokage. It will be executed!!" The Hokage gets angry with all the false shit, and punches the man that started all of it in the face, making him a headless man. Wit his brains all over the fruit that he was going to sell. "Stupid dumbasses. He is not in trouble. He is not a demon. He will not be-" Tsunade yelled, until stopped by Naruto. "Do not lower yourself to their level. We are Shinobi. We protect the village, and her people. We do not..." Naruto pauses, to look at the market stall with the brains and fruit, "Blow their heads off with something they cannot use. It would be like the Chuunin that attacked me using kunai when I was an Academy Student. I had no experience, or kunai. Just ignore them. They will all get over it eventually."
Tsunade's brain just froze there for a moment, for two reasons. One, she never expected something so deep and sage-like to come from Naruto's mouth. Two, both her late lover, Dan, and her late brother, Nawaki, had said something similar to what he just said. Once she got over her shock, they both went on their way, to the alcohol store, where Naruto henge'd into Jiraiya. "Baka. I always hit Jiraiya. What the hell are you doing?" Tsunade hissed under her breath.
Naruto simply replied, "We are having a friendly drink. I am telling you about the latest news on Akatsuki."
"Right." Tsunade just said, once again amazed at Naruto's newfound smartness. "Lets go in, then."
"Tsunade-obaa-chan, I will buy the sake. You pick the kind you want, I will pick the kind I want, and I will pay."
"Ok. Will do." Tsunade said to him, not wanting to spend any money. They walked in and Tsunade got Unko Uwabari Sake(Lit. Shit Face Alcohol), while Naruto got Sakenagi Longsword Aruko-ru(Lit. Sake Cutter Longsword Alcohol). When Tsunade saw what Naruto was carrying, she almost lost her jaw to the land. "Hey, Jiraiya, um, Naruto, can you really afford that?"
"Well, yeah. I am using Jiraiya's account. He has a shitload of money in his bank. No big deal." "Whatever, I am getting too old for this shit. I need a break." Tsunade thought, shaking her head to get rid of the headache that was forming. They got to the counter, and the clerk said "Hello Jiraiya-sama and Tsunade-Hokage-Sama. It this all?" Both 'Jiraiya' and Tsunade nod their heads a positive. "Ok, that will be 1000 ryo(2) please." Naruto pulled out his wallet, and grabbed 100000 ryo, and said, "Keep the change. Think of it as a tip." smiling. They walked out of the building, but not before hearing a shout of joy. "Ok, obaa-chan, just grab onto my shoulder. I will teleport us to the office. Also, please tighten your robe(4), i don't want to see your 106 cm breasts.(3) Jiraiya told me." She did both things, and Naruto teleported them to her office.
Scene Change, Hokage Office
"Hell. Talk. Now." Naruto's grumpy 'Grandma' yelled at him. "Sheesh, fine. Temper tantrum. I went on a trip with Jiraiya, as you know. That is a lie. What I really did was go to Mt. Hellfire, previously known as Mt. Hagane Taku. I went inside a cave. I absorbed Kyuubi's tails, making me 10 tailed. I went to the top of Mt. Hellfire, and jumped into the magma. I found the portal to Hell in there. I went there. I got kickass clothes. I became the king of the Kitsunes. I mastered every single Katon (fire release) jutsu to the point where I don't need handsigns. I went to Yuuchao Kouin Uchuu. Oh yeah, by the way, while I was in Hell, I trained for 10000 years, which is 10 Earth seconds. Yuuchao Kouin I trained 400000 years, which is 40 Earth seconds. I trained with the Shinigami, and my Dad. My Dad was the Fourth Hokage. I have mastered all of the other elements of Jutsu, every technique, without handsigns, including the Celestial Elements, Light and Dark. I then left Yuuchao Kouin, after being told that I would be Shinigami, along with my mate being Kami when we died. I traveled the world, even going outside the Elemental Countries. I went to a place called America. The food there is really good. When I was in a country in war, or not in the best of... relationships... with Konoha, I took my Hitai-ate off. I came back to Konoha exactly one week, two days, fourteen hours, fourty-six minutes, and ten seconds riiiighhht...now." Naruto explained to Tsunade. "Oh, and the ANBU in this room will have their memories of this conversation erased right... now. Tsunade-obaa-chan, please tell them to leave." Tsunade's mouth hung agape. "ANBU officers, please leave." She waited until they were gone. "How can I believe that this isnt a lie?" she asked. "One moment please." Naruto replied, before calling his 10 tails into existance. Tsunade grabbed one with her Super Strength, and it flung her into a wall, momentarily knocking her out. She came back into the world of the conscious. "Hello, obaa-chan? Wake up. Eh, whatever. I gotta go. I left both of the Sake's in the refridgeeration scroll on your desk. Ja-ne."
(1) Ketama - furball
(2) 1000 RYO - Equivalent to USD 4000. One USD is worth 1/4 of a RYO. (Ryo is my made up money. At least this exchange.)
(3) 106 cm. Breast - This is Tsunade's real breast size. Jiraiya mentions it somewhere in the manga...
(4) Robe - I know it isn't a robe, but I have forgotten what exactly the peice of clothing is called. Please tell me.
Well, I am done with yet another chapter. R&R. If you don't, you and your favorite animal will die. Unless your favorite animal is a fox. Then just you will die. --Minato Namikaze--