Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. Chapter 13, RECAP CHAPTER 2.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
Shingen Takeda 1521 - I will work on my paragraph structure, but it will not be perfect. I work on proper spelling and grammar usage before anything, except the story plot. The story basically writes itself at this point, though. That is how all good writers should let it be.
GraityTheWizard - Yeah, sorry for no Hinata last chapter, but I had no need for her in that chapter. She will be in this chapter though.
Kidloco - No, this is a RECAP of what happened from when he came back from training until he died. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
A/N - Please disregard the A/N in chapter 6. It said there would be a NaruSaku lemon, and thay would have children. I was a NaruSaku fan back then. I am not any more. NARUHINA 4EVER!!
A/N 2 - I found a really awesome Naruto RPG. the website is
"Oh shit! I forgot to ask Obaa-chan what rank I am. Damnit. Stupid Naruto baka." Naruto thought, mentally smacking himself in the forehead. He quickly used Hiraishin, and woke Tsunade up from her alcohol induced sleep.
"Wuzza fucck dooz yuu waunt? Whaz zhou whant, braaa-aaat??" Tsunade, um, slurred? For lack of a better term, she was drunker than a skunk.
"I would like to know what rank I am now." "PLEASE put me at LEAST Chuunin. Maybe Jounin... Or ANBU... Or ANBU Captain... Or Hokage." Naruto said, then thought.
"Ztupid braat. Jou areee go-ona beee aannnnn ANBOZO... I meanz ANBU. Haha, I zaid AnBOZO. Funniez. Provvez thaz zhou arezez a l-l-leadr, anz I wilz make you a Capzain." Tsunade, again, slurred.
"RIIGGHT... You really need to get a better alcohol resistance. I could hardly tell what the fuck you just said. But thanks for the rank." Naruto said, slightly freaked out that she got drunk that easily. With that, he Hiraishined back to his POS apartment. "Tomorrow night, I am claiming my rightful house. The Tower of death. That means I have to kick Anko out, though. Or I could let her have the Training Room under the Tower. I mean, seriously. It isn't like I would use it. She could just make that her room. It is spacious enough. Almost as big as the entire Forest. Training Ground 44... the Forest of Death... The Demons' Fortress. I like it's future name. The Demons' Fortress. Nice catch." Naruto thought to himself, pondering WHY the Hokage's would let him live in such a shithouse. I mean, he didn't want pity, but still. There was a hole in the wall every 16". It almost seemed that they were TRYING to take out the 2x4s in his apartment. "THOSE SONS OF A BITCHES! THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUT THE SUPPORT OF THIS PLACE!"Naruto mentally screamed to himself, having a BIGASS revalation. There was also a hole in the floor every couple of feet. He saw a rock on the floor, with paper attached to it. He simply picked it up, opened a drawer, and set it in there with all of the others. Not even reading what was written on it. He walked over to his bed. "Do I really want to sleep here tonight? Maybe I will camp out in the forests... Or I could ask Hiashi if he could put up with me for a night. I mean, him and my dad WERE best friends." Naruto thought outloud. "Yeah, I will ask Hiashi. Yeah. Thats the ticket. What the fuck did I just say?" he said, getting freaked out near the end. Scene Change, Main House Hyuuga Complex
Knock knock Was heard at the front steps of the Main House of the Hyuuga Complex. "Yes?" a voice was heard, pondering who would knock on their doors at 2030 O'Clock.(8:30 PM) The doors opened, and Hiashi said, "Oh, Naruto. What brings yourself to our humble abode?" Hiashi asked him, being one of the only people who ever treated Naruto kindly.
"Well, you see, Hiashi-sama, I needed a place to stay tonight..." Naruto said, stopping, implying the obvious. His apartment was trashed again.
"Of course. You are always welcome here. And how many times do I have to tell you not to call me Hiashi-sama. Call me Hiashi-otooji (otooji is Uncle)." Hiashi responded.
"And how many times do I have to tell you not to push Hinata-hime so hard. She has a small self-confidance(Sp?) issue. You also know that 'all' Hyuuga have Earth affinity, which contributes to the Jyuken. Solid blows. While Hinata-hime has a Water affinity. Flexible, Offensive, and Defensive. Flowing. That is why she won't be able to use your style very well. She must use her own style."
"Ah, touchè, Naruto-oi. (oi is nephew)" Hiashi responded.
Gasp Thud Both Naruto and Hiashi heard these noises. (If it isn't obvious by now, things inside asterisks are noises or actions.) They rushed over to where the noise came from, and found a passed out Hinata, with a HUGE blush adorning her face, and a trickle of blood coming from her nose.
"She must have heard me call her princess. Well, the cat, er in this case, fox is out of the bag. She knows I like her... Love her. You don't have anything wrong with that, right Hiashi-otooji?" Naruto commented, rather nervously nearing the end.
"Nope, no problem at all. In fact, your Dad and I made a bet. He said you two would get married. I said you wouldn't. I feel I am going to lose. Damn. I have about as bad luck as Tsunade." Hiashi replied.
"Y-you m-m-made a b-bet! On wether or not Hinata-hime and I will get married or not?!" Naruto sputtered at first, then it quickly turned to slight anger. "I can't fucking believe it. My own dad sealed Kyuu-ketama inside me, and made a bet on wether or not I would get married to Hinata-hime. Damn it!" He yelled, rage getting the better of him. "Wait. I can get back at him. Hehe." Naruto got a melavolent grin, that promised pain.
"And just how will you do that? He is inside Shinigami-sama's stomach." Hiashi asked him.
"Oh nothing, really. I will just use my Shinigami powers. I trained with Shini-chan, and he said I was going to be the next Shinigami, with my wife being Kami. Yes Kami is female, so don't be sexist." Naruto replied. The look on Hiashi's face was priceless when Naruto said 'Shini-chan', because Naruto just insulted the God of Death. Naruto then preformed these handsigns: Rat, Boar, Tiger, Horse, Horse, Monkey, Dragon, Hare. He then yelled, "Kuchiyose: Shikyojutsu(1): Yondaime Hokage!". There was a vortex of swirling, black as Hell energy. Then, Minato appeared. Simple as that. Right after that, Naruto punched him in the face as hard as he could. "Be glad you are fucking dead already. I would have just killed you!" Naruto yelled at his Dad.
"Hello, Minato. Nice to see you. Face I haven't seen for 15 1/2 years." Hiashi said to the Fourth Hokage.
"Ah, good friend. I haven't talked to you since rigt before that sealing. So, how has life been treating you?" Minato asked, picking himself up out of his personal hole.
"Like hell, to answer your question. I have been very naive about treating Hinata... correctly." Hiashi responded. At that very moment, Hinata regained conscienceness(Sp?).
"N-N-Naruto-kun? D-do y-y-you re-really l-like m-m-me?" Hinata stuttered. To answer her, he Shunshined infront of her, and embraced her.
"Please forgive me for not noticing you earlier. Please." He said to her. He soon found you that she was passed out again. "Damnit. Rushed it." He said. Needless to say, Minato and Hiashi got reaquanted, Minato had to go back to 'Shini-chan's' stomach, Naruto spent the night at the Hyuuga complex... in Hinata's room. Hinata woke up to Naruto asleep on her bedroom floor. "Wh-what i-is N-Naru-kun d-d-doing i-in m-m-my r-r-room?" She thought. He soon woke up.
"Hey, Hinata-chan. Whatya doing?" Naruto asked.
"W-why a-are y-y-you in m-my r-r-room?" Hinata asked, stuttering.
"I needed to sleep at somewhere other than my hellpit of an apartment. I chose the Hyuuga Complex. Your room was the only room available. By the way, you are cute when you are asleep." Naruto answered her.
"O-ok. W-wait... W-w-what d-did y-you j-j-just s-say?" Hinata questioned Naruto.
"I said you are cute when you are asleep." Naruto replied. Hinata promptly glomped him, but passed out blushing with a nosebleed when she realised she was also straddling him.
CLIFFHANGER!! I know, you just hate me right now. R&R, or your favorite animal and you will die. Unless your favorite animal is a fox. Then just you die. I will make sure you die, because I can hack your IP adress, to find out where you live. I will then kill you in your sleep. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok. that was my evil side. Sorry everyone.
Poll 1: Should I make this a NaruHarem story?The reason being the C.R.A, or Clan Revival Act.
Out, Namikaze Minato.