Naruto, the friend of Kyuubi, Shinigami, and other demons. RECAP Chapter 3. Chapter 14.
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"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
Woot! I got my laptop fixed. Kinda. It works now, but it keeps telling me that my harddrive have a password. All I have to do is click the enter button 6 times, but it keep showing up. Damnit. I am typing on my laptop right now. I am severely and utterly pissed. My Xbox 360 got the Red Ring of Death. All former RRoD victims should know how I feel. Well, anyway. To answer certain reviews.
GraityTheWizard - I will not be making it a NaruHarem. I, too, like many others, have seen NaruHina stories ruined by NaruHarem. And if I do make it Harem, I will not ruin my story. I will continue my story, and if I do turn it to Harem, I will keep Hinata the Alpha Vixen, as you put it.
Legendary Chikyuu-Jin - YOU ARE A PERV!! I HATE PERVS!! I don't care if I am one myself. You are a perv. And yeah, I did realise the Father Factor, as I put it. I made him find out who his father was like 5 times.
xXBLACKnaruhinaDRAGONXx - No, there is going to be a lemon. You misunderstood my writing. I said there was going to be no NaruSAKU lemon. There will be NaruHina lemon. NaruHina kid. Etc. I might have to have one of my more perverted friends to write the lemon, though.
Naruto Master of the Jutsu's - Yes, there will be a Lemon, or two, or a lot. If I make a Harem, it depends on which Kami you are talking about. I am going to make Hinata the future Kami, remember. So in that sense, yes. The Kami you guys know otherwise, already has a husband, Shinigami no Baka. I don't support cheating.
So, the poll for Harem stands at:
Yes: 1
No: 3
Both: 3
YES THERE WILL BE A LEMON!! Now on to the story. STUPID DAMN RED RING OF DEATH!! GO FUCK YOUR SELF!! That was not part of the story.
"Oh my god. I really need to stop making Hina-Hime pass out. Stupid Naruto-baka. Imabaka!!" Naruto ranted on himself. He noticed Hinata start to come to. "Hey, sleepy head. You finally awake?" He asked her.
"Huh... Naruto-kun? Are you really here?" Hinata asked, thinking she was still dreaming.
"Of course, silly. Though, I didn't know you would pass out from a nosebleed after glomping me. Though you were straddling me. I didn't think you were that straight-foreward. Hmm, Hina-Hime?" Naruto asked seductively, as seductively as a man can be, and teasingly at the end.
"Oh my god. That really wasn't a dream. Oh god. Oh god. Can't faint. Don't faint. DO NOT FAINT!" She mentally yelled at her self. "S-so. Y-you r-really l-like m-me? D-do y-you want t-to go on a d-d-d-date?" Hinata stuttered hopefully.
"Yes, I would love to go on a date with someone as nice, beautiful, and caring as you. Also, please don't stutter. It makes me think you have a self-confidence problem. Your dad isn't going to hurt you anymore. My dad was his best friend. I just needed to summon my dad. The Fourth Hokage. Oh, and may I kick Sasugay's ass today? Please??" Naruto replied, then stated, then asked, in that order.
"Ok, Naruto-kun. No more stuttering for me. Naru-kun doesn't want me to stutter, so I won't. And, yes you may kick SasuGAY's ass. Light spar only, though. That means no Rasengan, Chidori, Raikiri (Lightning Blade), or any A or higher Jutsu unless he uses one." Hinata said, without stuttering, then set the rules for him. Not nessicarily for Sasuke.
"Ok, my Hime. I will be ready for our date later today. I already know where to go. Several places, actually. I will be here at 7:00 PM sharp. Love you. Bye." Naruto set the plans.
"Alright. See you." Hinata responded.
Scene Change, Training Ground 7
"Hey Teme. You want to spar?" Naruto yelled, questioningly to Sasuke.
"Hn. Yeah. Why not, Dobe. I will kick your ass. No sweat." Sasuke yelled back.
"Bring it, Sasuke-burusekkasu(1)." Naruto taunted.
"YOU PEICE OF SHIT DOBE!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BURU-SEKKASU?! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!" Sasuke screamed, pissed. He made three handsigns; Ox, Hare, and Monkey. He grabbed his wrist, letting wild electricity pool onto his cupped palm.
Naruto made the same handsigns, but grabbed his arm instead, for grabbing his wrist would destroy the grabbing hand. His electricity was more controlled, condenced, and blue, while Sasuke's was wild and raging like an electrical storm, and white. Both activated Sharingan at the same time. They charged each other, thrusting their left and right hands foreward, Naruto and Sasuke respectively.
"RAIKIRI!" Naruto yelled his attack name into the air.
"CHIDORI" Sasuke did the same for his. Their attacks clashed, struggling to gain dominance. Naruto was pushing about 1/100 of a percent of his chakra into his Raikiri. Sasuke was pushing all of the chakra he could without damaging his hand into his Chidori. Naruto added an 1/100 of a percent, to leave it at two tenthousandths of his total chakra. It easily dominated his opponents weaker version of his jutsu.
"How are you so strong?" Sasuke asked, recovering from the explosion that followed.
"Love. Love is what makes me strong. Love and Hard Work. You copied Lee's taijutsu style, Goken, with your Sharingan. I made my own taijutsu style through Blood, Sweat, Determination, and Hard Work. I worked almost 100 years just MAKING my taijutsu style when I was in Hell. I trained in Hell, and Shinigami's realm on that '2 1/2 year' training trip. I know EVERY jutsu ever made, and every jutsu that will ever be made. All through Hard Work. The Sharingan actually makes you weaker." Naruto responded. "Now, lets finish this spar. I might let you meet Shini-chan. Or I could bring you to Hell for a visit with the Kitsune clan. Nah, they wouldn't like you. You reek of Snakes." Naruto continued.
"So that is the real secret. Hard work. And Love. Lets finish this. Our strongest moves." Sasuke replied.
"My strongest move would kill you. Literally. So would my 100th strongest move. Let me see, my 1009th strongest move would let you live. Come on." Naruto said back.
"Show me your strongest move on a tree. I want to see it." Sasuke said greedily.
"You won't be able to copy it. You can't copy it. And also, you would not have enough chakra to use it. You need 100000000 times more chakra than you have to use it, but I will show you it." Naruto told him, then promptly formed about 15 handseals. "Makai Karite Kanshiki Kusari!(Hell Reaper Judgement Chain)" Naruto yelled, pointing his right index finger at a tree. It looked like nothing happened.
"Nice one dobe. Not even a real move. Loser." Sasuke said, smirking.
"Just wait for seven point two seconds." Naruto replied. Exactly 7.2 seconds later, a giant fissure appeared in the ground. Black flames licked the edges of it, causing the rock to turn to magma. Moments later, one single, pitch black chain came from the ground. The magma rode it's length, along with the fire. It ripped the tree from the ground, bringing it into the fissure. About three seconds later, you see a pillar of the black fire erupt from the fissure, that could be seen from Wolf Village in Demon Country.(Check the map of the Naruto World in my profile. Demon Country is to the far right.)
"Think my move isn't real?" Naruto asked Sasuke.
"Dueasd sassapasia supatatta moajshite." Sasuke said, making up words to try and express his feelings.
"My 1009th strongest move versus your strongest move. Hajime(Beginning)." Naruto made no handsigns, when suddenly the five natural elements surrounded his fist. Sasuke made 7 handsigns, and a lightning storm started.
"Goyouso Ken(Five Element Fist)!" Naruto yelled, running at Sasuke.
"Kirin!" Sasuke yelled, after forming the handsigns: Tiger, Rat, Horse, Monkey, Dog, Dragon, creating an electrical Kirin from the lightningstorm that was formed. Naruto jumped at the Kirin, thrusting his fist at it. The techniques clashed for a breif moment, before the Kirin exploded, shocking Sasuke, both figuratively and literally. Naruto walked up to him.
"Hm. That was a pretty strong attack, Sasuke, but obviously not strong enough. It was enough to blow my shirt off, though." True enough, his shirt was blown off. Naruto put it back on, and grabbed Sasuke's shoulder. "C'mon. Lets go to the hospital, for you." He then used Kitsunebiton: Kitsunebi Shunshin(FoxFire Release: FoxFire Body Flicker). There was a swirl of, well, FoxFire. They were no longer at Training Ground 7.
Scene Change, Konoha Hospital
"We need Tsunade for a case of Electrocution. Tell her it is Sasuke, and Naruto wanted her to heal him. Goodbye." Naruto said to the receptionist Nurse quickly, not wanting to be called a demon. He used normal Shunshin to get to the Hokage Tower.
Scene Change, Hokage Tower
"Hey, Old Hag!" Naruto yelled at Tsunade after he walked into her office.
"Don't call me that! Now what do you want?" She yelled back.
"I want the keys to my Parent's old place, the Forest of Death." He said.
"Fine, whatever. Have them." She said, before digging around in her desk. She chunked the keys at Naruto's head with a chakra enhanced throw.
"Also, a nurse will be in here soon telling you to heal Sasuke. Please do so." He said, before Shunshining to the Tower of Death.
Scene Change, Tower of Death Front.
Naruto took the keys, inserted them into a lock on the front door of the Tower. He walked inside, only to be ambushed by Anko.
"So, what are you doing around here, brat?" She asked, remembering him from the Chuunin Exams.
"Nothing, just getting my parent's inheritance. This Tower, to be specific. Where in it do you live right now?" He replied, then asked her.
"Now don't you want to know, you little pervert?" She asked seductively.
"Anko no Baka. I wanted to know if you already lived in the Training Grounds under the Tower. That is where you will live anyway." He said, catching her drift.
"Yeah, I do." She said, nonchelantley, almost bi-polarly. One moment she was all calling him a perv, then the next she was telling him what he wanted.
"Whatever, I am going to my room. Goodbye." Naruto said. He walked up to the elevator, and hit the button that said 'Penthouse'. It took him to the top floor, that had an awesome view of the city. It also had a Double King Sized Bed with red and gold silk sheets, a VERY comfortable looking couch that could easily hold 30 people who were all 7 foot tall, laying head to foot, a 56 inch Plasma Screen TV that was usually used for the Chuunin Exams, and a 'Mini-bar' which wasn't so mini. It had over 15078 different Flavors and Brands of wine, sake, and beer. It also had wine that dated back to the 1600's.
"Old enough to kill, old enough to drink, and do other things." Naruto thought. He then walked into the closed. His jaw must have been dislocated judging from how low it was. The closet itself was bigger than 15 of his old apartments combined. It had ROWS of clothing. "Got to get niceish clothes for tonight." He thought, thinking of what to wear. He walked up to his Dads old Trench Coat. White, had the Kanji for 'Flash' on the back, and had flames licking the bottom of it. "I am going to don my Dad's old Coat. It looks Badass." He thought, thinking of how cool he would look. He then put on a black shirt with his Father's Clan Mark on it. It is a Circle inside of a Triangle, inside of a Square of flames. He then found a pair of red pants that had his Mother's Clan Mark, the Spiral that we all know and love, on the leg. He put on the clothes, and looked in a mirror. "Damn. I look GOOD!" He commented himself on his choice of clothing. He looked at his watch. It read 6:30 PM. "Still have time for a shower. Good." He placed the clothes on a stool near the shower. The bathroom was gorgeous, to say the least.
The floor was made of the most expensive tile in all of the elemental countries. There was gold and silver imbued into the marble tile. There was a pure gold sink faucet. It had silver faucet... handles. The counter that the sink was layed into was made of Marble that looked like it was cut by Kami herself. It probably was. The shower had an overhead faucet that came directly from the ceiling, side faucets, and faucets from under him. There was candy cane scented body wash/shampoo. I am not going to describe the toilet, because it was a normal toilet.
He quickly got into the shower, took a shower, dried off, put his clothes on, and Shunshined to the Yamanaka Flower Shop.
Scene Change, Yamanaka Flower Shop
"Hello, Ino? May I buy a dozen Red Roses, please?" Naruto said, walking in there.
"Yes, just who are they for? It totals up to 2.5 Ryo." She answered him.
"You don't need to know. And if you follow me, I will put you in a Genjutsu that only I can release. Have a nice day." He said before laying the money on the counter, and Shunshined to the Hyuuga Estates.
Scene Change, Hyuuga Compound
Naruto was waiting at the front door of the Hyuuga Estates, with the Boquet of Red Roses in hand. He checked his watch, and saw it was 6:57 PM. Three minutes of entertaining himself with flaming fingers later, he found the door opening. He got ready to see Hinata. She came out, and Naruto was stunned at her beauty. She was wearing a lavender kimono with lilac flowers adorning it. She had a deep, royal purple obi holding it closed. She had a light lavender scented perfume on.
"I am about to go on a date with a goddess. Holy shit." Naruto thought.
"Hello. Naru-kun. Earth to Naru-kun." Hinata was saying while waving her hands infront of his face. He quickly came from his stupor.
"You are beautiful. I mean, you are already beautiful, but... Damn." Naruto stammered. "Oh, and these are for you." He said, holding out the Roses.
"Why thank you." She said, taking the roses from him, and putting them in a vase in the flower bed.
"Ok, Hina-hime, I need you to close your eyes. Where I am taking you first is a secret untill we get there. Ok?" He asked of her.
"Ok, Naru-kun. Just, you have to lead me." She said before closing her eyes.
"Nope, I will be carrying you." Naruto replied, before picking her up bridal style, earning a blush from her. He then ran off at a moderate speed. Five minutes later, they were in front of the first destination.
"Ok, Hina-hime, you may open your eyes now." Naruto said, before setting her down. She did so, and gasped,
"Naru-kun! Are you able to afford this? I mean, we are at the Golden Leaf. The best and most expensive restaurant in Konoha." She asked, awestruck.
"Yeah. No biggie. I could buy the entire restaurant if I wanted to. I have a lot of money from doing S ranked missions. By myself." Naruto said. They walked inside, and ate.(I am not good at eating scenes. At all. I have spent 3 days trying to get this thing right.)
"Ok, Hina-hime. Next place." Naruto said before using a multi person Shunshin. They appeared in a forest. "This way." Naruto said to her. They walked for about 3 minutes, talking about life. They ended up ontop of the Hokage Monument. Hinata gasped again.
"It is so pretty." She said. It truely was. It overlooked the sity, and you could see stars for miles. They sat there, looking at the stars, for a half hour.
"Ok, Hina-chan. Time to go to the next place." He did a multi person Shunshin again. They appeared ontop of the Tower of Death. "Look that way, Hina-hime." He said, pointing toward the Hokage Monument. Again, she gasped from the beauty. You could see the faces of the past Hokage, along with the current one. Avove them, there was a treeline, and more stars. They sat ontop of the Tower for another half hour, mostly talking.
"Ok, one more place. I kept the best for last." He picked her up bridal style, again. He Shunshined again, but this time to a lake.
(This scene not made by me. I just modified it.)"Hina-hime, have you heard of Ice Skating?" He asked her.
"Yes. Why?" She pondered.
"Ok, just wait one moment. HYOTON!" He yelled the last part, and the lake was frozen over. "Teishu Bunshin(Master Clone)." He said, making 4 perfect clones of him. "Transform!" Each of them yelled. They all turned into Ice Skates. Naruto and Hinata put the Skates on, and, well... Skated. Naruto took Hinata home around 11:00 PM.
"Naru-kun, I had a great time!" She quietly yelled ecstatically.
"So did I, Hina-hime. But only because you were there." He said back, then kissed her. She was shocked at first, but deepened it. They stayed like this for about 30 seconds. They seperated, and left each other for the night. Naruto went home, and they both went to sleep.
Oh my god. Longest chapter of mine ever. Finished the actuall story part at 3:12 AM CST, July 26, 2008. Nice amounts of Fluff in this chapter. R&R, or else.
Buru-Sekkasu - Homosexual
-Namikaze Minato