Naruto, the Friend of Many. RECAP Chapter 4. Chapter 15.
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"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Shinigami talk.
"Blah"-Shinigami think.
I got my XBox back exactly 1 week after it got sent out. I am really glad I live in the same state as the repair center. Living in Texas has it's good side.
Shingen Takeda 1521 – Thank you for your continuing support. I would like for you to be my Beta for this story. If you do not want to, I understand.
"Where in Amaterasu's Fiery name am I?" Naruto thought. He looked around, and saw a LOT of lavender flowers.
"Naruto-kun. You are in my mindscape." a voice said, emanating from the air.
"Holy shit. Who was that?" Naruto said to the voice.
"Gosh, Naru-kun, I am hurt. You don't even recognize your own date's voice." the voice teased.
"Hina-chan? But how did I get into your mindscape?" he asked her.
She materialized, saying, "I guess you left a little of your spirit or soul in me when we kissed. You can now come to my mindscape whenever you sleep. I can do the same when I sleep, and I had a nice long chat with your 'tenant', and I understand why he attacked Konoha."
"Hehe, you met Kyuu-ketama. Joy, now you hate me, don't you?" He said, dejectedly.
"Hate you? I would never hate you. I love you more that anything." She responded, wondering how he could think like that.
""Y-you d-don't hate me? But everyone hates me when they find out about Kyuu. But you don't hate me, 'cause you love me. I love you too, my love." Naruto said, getting teary eyes at the end. (Dies from choking on too much fluff :-) )
"It is fine. He is just a giant fuzz ball. Blood red, Village Destroying giant fuzz ball, but all in all, just a fuzz ball." Hinata said to him, trying to calm him.
"Thank you. So, what do you want to do? I am... hungry." Naruto said.
"I am hungry too. Want to wake up, and get some food together?" Hinata replied.
"Yeah, sure. Hmm, but where..." after a few moments Naruto said, "Itaria Tendou(Italy Paradise). Lets go to Itaria Tendou!" Naruto yelled.
"Hmm, you mean the new resturaunt? I heard they were good, but their food is foreign. So, ok, lets go." Hinata agreed.
"Trust me, you will LOVE the food there. It isn't as good as the Golden Leaf's food, or anywhere NEAR your cooking, but it good." Naruto told her, complimenting her.
"So, how are we going to get there? The scenic route, or the quick way?" Hinata inquired of Naruto, blushing from his complement.
"Hmm, how about the scenic route. It will give us more time to talk. How is that?" He responded.
"That sounds fine. Should you make reservations? I heard they have a line 100 ft long even at Two in the morning." Hinata asked, slightly concerened.
"Nope. The resturaunt owner owes me a few of his lives. Don't worry about lines." Naruto bragged.
"How does he owe you that much?" Hinata asked.
"On my training trip, I saved him from a group of about 15 thousand bandits. No biggy." Naruto said, non-chantilly.
"Y-You d-did w-what?" Hinata stuttered for the first time in a while. "Fifteen THOUSAND bandits? That is an insanely huge amount of people."
"Eh, I just created 4,999 Oni Bunshin; like Kage Bunshin, but capable of taking more hits; so that the enemy outnumbered us 3 to 1, good odds for any Uzumaki(Homage to 300 the Movie)." He stated like it was an easy feat. In itself, many Kage would be hard-pressed to make 20 Oni Bunshin; they take up to 15 times as much chakra as Kage Bunshin.
"That is amazing..." She trailed off. "Okay, lets exit the dreamscape and get some food." She said, determined.
"Should I meet you at your place? Or, where should we meet?" Naruto asked.
"Hmm... We should meet on top of the Fourth's Head." Hinata replied.
"Alright! Lets go." Naruto yelled, in the mindscape, and then popped out of Hinata's view, signifying that he awoke.
"Always so eager, Naru-kun." Hinata muttered.
Scene Change, Top of Hokage Monument, Fourth's Head
Naruto sat on top of the giant bust of the Yondaime Hokage's head, waiting for Hinata to show up. At the present time, he was meditating; If you have nigh infinite chakra, you have to meditate frequently, to keep it from going wild and making you go Kyuubi on the Villages' asses. He was currently focusing his chakra to the underside of his legs and his butt to practice levitating. He then started expelling chakra from those tenketsu, creating lift. At that very moment, Hinata gasped from seeing Naruto FLY! Naruto soon lost his focus and started plummeting towards the bottom of the Hokage Mountain.
"Oh shit. This is going to hurt like a fucker." Naruto murmured before smashing into the ground at over 100 kilometers per hour. The impact shook all of Konoha, threatening to take it off it's foundations.
"Naruto-Kun!!" Hinata yelled, concerned for Naruto's safety.
"Damnit! That was one of my dads best pairs of pants, too. Now they are shredded. Fucking ground stopping me like that." Naruto screamed curses at the ground.
Hinata started to blush, not because Naruto had almost no pants, but because of his sailor-like language. "Ano... Naru-kun, I think you woke up the entire village. And, ano... I think you might need pants."
"The village can shove it, but you are right, I might need pants. Wait, the policy is no shoes, no shirt, no service. It doesn't say anything about pants." Naruto joked the last part. "Either way, I am going to get some pants real quick like."
"Kit, the clothes you got in Hell will turn into any clothes you want them to. Just imagine the outfit, and say Koromo Kai(Clothes Release)."
"You mind telling me that, about 410,002 years ago? Damn it." Naruto mentally yelled at the fox.
"Nah. I thought it would be funny to see your expression. It was, and the expression was priceless." The Kyuubi said, lazily.
"Asshole." Naruto thought.
"That would be strange. An asshole with an asshole... weird." The Kyuubi said.
"Ano... Naru-kun, why did you space out randomly?" Hinata asked.
"Talking to Kyuu-ketama." Naruto said. "Well, I am going to go get some pants now. Be right back." As soon as he finished saying that, he disappeared in a pillar of fire. Thirty seconds later, he appeared back, in some pants that had the Kanji for 'Shichi Kaiaku Meibatsu(Seven Sin Retribution(Hint to the answer to question 1 in the poll last chapter))' down the legs.
"Holy shit. That is HOT!" Inner Hinata yelled extremely loudly.
"Ok, Hinata, lets go." Naruto said, holding out his arm to hold hands.
"Alright." She said, grasping his hand.
All of a sudden a figure appeared in front of Naruto and Hinata. He had a straw hat that had bells attached to it. He spoke, "Naruto-sama, there has been an increased activity from the group 'Aoiboshoku'(Blue Dusk). I advise that we take action immediately. What are our orders?" The man's eyes were glowing blood red.(Hint to the answer of the third question of last chapter's poll).
"Gather 72 of my Oni Bunshin to take out the new forces of Aoiboshoku. Thank you for reporting this to me, Black Bird. Dismissed." Naruto commanded.
"Hai, Naruto-sama." And the figure dissipated.
"Um, who was that, Naruto-kun? And what is Aoiboshoku?" Hinata pondered.
"He is my right hand man for my attack force from my mini-village. Aoiboshoku is an evil organization that has been experimenting on people and pillaging random villages and raping women. We are currently in the process of wearing them down, so that I can use the finishing move. I will let you see the finishing move when I use it. It is freaking awesome. It could level a village four times the size of Konoha when I put a very small amount of chakra into it. At first it didn't have a name. Hell, I am the one that made. I will tell you the name later." Naruto explained.
"The group, Aoiboshoku is evil. I can't believe that they would do things like that." Hinata gasped.
"Yes. They even stole the idea for the cloaks that my mini-village wears. The name of my village is Hanyougakure in the Akuma Country. I am obviously the Head Jounin of Hanyougakure. Villages that aren't one of the main five don't have Kage, they have Head Jounin. Orochimaru wasn't a Kage. He was a Head Jounin. He is now a Dead Jounin. I killed him. He was weak. One tap to the forehead killed him. Tsk, tsk, tsk." Naruto said.
"Y-you k-killed O-Oro-Orochimaru?" Hinata asked, amazed at Naruto's strength.
"Yeah. No big deal. He was sooo weak. Pein was a bigger challenge than him. Hinata, we are almost to the restaurant." Naruto said. It was true, as the restaurant was in sight. There was a large sign that said Itaria Tendou. "Wow, it looks like Pierre expanded the place. Last time I was here, it was just a little bit larger than Ichiraku's. Now, it is about as big as that Chinese place. Remind me to blow the Chinese place up someday. They poisoned my food when I was four and a half. Actually, I think I will do that on the way back to your house." Naruto said to Hinata.
"Ok, Naru-kun. So, what kind of food do they have here?" Hinata asked.
"They have something called Spaghetti, which is a bunch of noodles like ramen, except there is no broth, it also has meat sauce, and parmesan cheese. They have pizza, which they call pie, and it is a large circle of dough with a sauce and cheese and a variety of toppings that has been cooked in an oven. I don't really know anything else that they have." Naruto explained as far as he knew.
"That spaghetti sounds good. I want to have spaghetti." Hinata thought out loud.
"Alright, fine by me, but it is large, so we will have to share. I like spaghetti." Naruto replied. "Spaghetti it is, then."
"Ok, Naruto-kun, we are there. I was right, though, the line is like thirty meters." Hinata claimed.
"Did you already forget that the owner owes me? We can just go to the VIP entrance. There is no problem." Naruto said.
"Oh yeah. I did kinda forget. Lets go." She said. They walked to the VIP entrance, and the door immediately swung open.
"Naruto! How great it is to see you! How have you been, my good friend?" the person at the door exclaimed.
"I have been just fine, Pierre, how about you?" He responded. "Also, as a side note, I smell something burning."
"Ah, the burning is a banana flambes. I have been great. Business has been off the charts. The money I have been raking in is huge. Not as much as you have, but still. Come right in. And who is this with you? Your girlfriend?" He teased the last part.
"Yes. Hinata-chan, Pierre; Pierre, Hinata-chan." Naruto introduced them.
"It is nice to meet you, Mr. Pierre. I am Hyuuga Hinata." Hinata said, shyly.
"Ah, of the Hyuuga. My, my, my, Naruto, you have gotten yourself into some trouble. Also, It is nice to meet you, young lady." Pierre said.
"How have I gotten myself into trouble?" Naruto asked the technically younger man.
"Her father is a stiff neck. You will have to go through Hell to marry Hinata." Pierre claimed.
"Three things. One, Hinata's father and my father were friends. Two, I already have been through Hell, as you know very well. Three, can we get in to eat?" Naruto said.
"Yeah, get yourselves inside and order some food. I am going to expect at least a 110 percent tip from you, Naruto." Pierre said, jokingly at the end.
"Yeah, and you can shove that 110 percent up your..." Naruto left the rest to the imagination.
"Naruto! This man is about to feed us, and you say that to him?!" Hinata scolded him.
"Nah, it is okay. Naruto is just an ass. I am used to it." Pierre said, throwing a verbal jab at Naruto.
"Takes one to know one, Pierre." Naruto just said back.
"So, what do you two want?" Pierre asked, completely ignoring Naruto's comment.
"Ano, we will have spaghetti, please." Hinata ordered for them, to prevent any more arguments between the two men.
"That will be ready in fifteen minutes." Pierre said, going serious mode.
"So, Hinata-chan, where do you want to sit?" Naruto asked her.
"Let's sit in a corner, alone. I want to talk about certain things." Hinata replied.
"O-Ok." Naruto said, kind of freaked out about how she said 'certain.' They walked over to the booth, and sat down.
"Naruto-kun, how much do you love me?" Hinata asked, first thing.
Naruto thinks for a moment, then answers, "That, I cannot answer. There is no limit to my love for you. If there was a 'love meter', it would break. My love for you is more than my chakra.(Again, dies from suffocating on too much fluff)" Naruto said.
"Ok. Good answer." Hinata said sinisterly, making Naruto sweatdrop. "Next question. Would you marry me, later?" She asked.
"Just replay the answer to the previous question. Yes, I would marry you. I would marry you now." Naruto exclaimed, quietly.(How do you exclaim something quietly?)
"So, will you marry me?" Hinata asked.
"One, shouldn't I be the one asking you that question; two, we are too young." Naruto replied.
"Um, one, yes you should be the one asking the question; two, you are right, we are too young, for now." Hinata said, head hung.(I know Hinata is acting OOC, but this is a FANfic. I am aloud to make people act however I want them to.)
"Don't be ashamed, Hina-chan. I love you so much that I could barely resist asking you the same question. I just want to do what is right. We can be married when we turn fourteen, anyway." Naruto said, hugging her, trying to comfort her.
"Spaghetti is ready for one young man and one young woman." Pierre yelled out, snickering in his mind because he had recorded the entire conversation.
"Ok, Pierre, I will be right there!" Naruto yelled, and got up. When he got to the counter, he said under his breath to Pierre, "I suggest that you destroy that recording or else you will be de-manned." Naruto made the threat. At this, Pierre paled to the point that if you could just see his skin, you would think he was Orochimaru. Naruto just picked up the plate of spaghetti and walked back to the table.
"Naruto-kun, what did you say to make Pierre pale like that?" Hinata asked.
"Oh, I just told him to destroy the recording of our conversation or else he would be incapable of reproducing." Naruto said.
"One, the bastard recorded our conversation? Two, the threat was a little harsh, don't you think?" Hinata said.
"Nope. He was planning to use the recording for our embarrassment, or for blackmail. He would have deserved it." Naruto said like he was stating the time of the day.
"He was going to do WHAT?" Hinata yelled under her breath.
"Hina-chan, calm down. He just destroyed it. I heard it break, and I heard the voice recorder turn off." Naruto said, calming her. "Let's just eat in peace now."
"Okay." Hinata complied. (I am going to TRY an eating scene.) They both looked at the plate, ready to eat some food. Naruto picked up one of the forks at the table, as did Hinata. At the same moment, they stuck their forks into the twisted mass of noodles. Naruto started spinning his fork, so Hinata did the same. Hinata decided that enough of the noodles were twisted between the prongs of the fork, and moved the ball of noodles towards her mouth. Naruto did the same maneuver. They both stuck the noodles into their mouths, and marveled at the flavor. They started chewing, and sucking more noodles into their mouths. After a while, they had consumed about half of the spaghetti.
"You were right, Naru-kun, this is delicious." Hinata said, stunned at the flavors dancing around in her mouth.
"Yeah, it really is good. It is better than the last time I came here, too." Naruto agreed.
They both stuck their forks in again, and did the same twisting motion. When they started sucking in the noodles, they realized there was resistance, so they just let it pull them. After a moment, they recognized that their faces were getting closer to each other. The pair closed their eyes, and drew in even more noodles, until they kissed. Naruto bit the noodle, so that they separated. After a moment of chewing, Hinata just looked at Naruto somewhat expectantly, and somewhat full.
Naruto moved closer to Hinata, and kissed her again. He opened his lips slightly, and licked Hinata's lower lip, practically begging her to open her lips. She decided to tease him and very slowly opened her lips. Once she had them parted enough, Naruto's tongue darted into her mouth, feeling every surface, memorizing the feel and taste of her mouth. After he was done with this, he retracted his tongue and let Hinata do the same. She realized that he didn't taste like ramen, or spaghetti, or anything except cinnamon rolls. And, she loved cinnamon rolls. Their tongues danced the battle of the lovers, until... they heard a click, and saw a flash through they closed eyes.
They quickly separated, and Naruto glared t the offending person. It was Sasuke.
"Please, dobe, the Uchiha invented the glare." He scoffed.
"What are you doing here, teme? And, give me the camera." Naruto verbally spat at Sasuke.
"Well, I came here to eat, and two, try to make me, if you can." The Uchiha taunted.
"You want to go, teme? I am ready any day." Naruto challenged Sasuke.
"Bring it, dobe. I can kick your ass to the Hokage Tower and back without breaking a sweat." Sasuke left a void threat, knowing himself that he couldn't.
"That is why I killed you and brought you back to life. Tell me, what does it feel like to be dead?" Naruto reminded him of their second fight at the Valley of End.
"That was luck, and being dead sucks. I was in Hell." Sasuke shuddered.
"Meh, you were just in the torture section of Hell. The rest of it isn't that bad." Naruto said, getting ready for a single snap that would knock Sasuke out.
"What do you mean, 'the rest of it isn't that bad'? Have you been to Hell?" Sasuke pondered.
"Yeah, I have been to Hell. Oh, and lights out." Naruto said.
"Huh?" Sasuke grunted unintelligently, but was knocked out when Naruto snapped his fingers.
"Chakra expelling is an awesome trick. I just forced enough chakra into his brain to knock him out." Naruto said, pulling the camera out of Sasuke's shuriken pouch and breaking it.
Hinata just stared in awe, that Naruto could knock someone out with a snap of his fingers. Naruto snapped again, and Sasuke woke up.
"What the hell did you do to me, dobe?" Sasuke yelled.
"I forced enough chakra into your brain to knock you unconscious, took the camera from your shuriken pouch, and broke it. I then woke you up. Goodbye." Naruto said, before picking Hinata up bridal style, and Shunshining to the front of the Chinese place that poisoned him.
"Ok, Hinata, this is the jutsu that I will use to destroy Aoiboshoku. I won't say the name yet, because I want that to be a surprise." Naruto stated before snapping his fingers and clicking his tongue. At first nothing happened, but then Hinata, Naruto, and everyone within a five hundred kilometer radius of the center of Konoha saw several beams of purple chakra start gathering above the Chinese place. They were all separate, but then combined together, and turned into a giant spear. Naruto then thrust his hand downwards, and the entire building was smitten.(Think the Laser Beacon from Command and Conquer: Renegade, except purple and a spear.)
"That was the jutsu." Naruto said. Hinata's jaw had made a crater in the ground.
"Um, Naru-kun, how much chakra did you put into that?" Hinata asked.
"If you use your Byakugan, you should be able to see about one-one hundredth of the chakra used in the jutsu remaining there." Naruto replied.
Hinata activated her Byakugan and gasped. The amount of leftover chakra was about the size of a Mid-Chuunin's chakra reserves. Multiply that by 100, and you had the reserves of about all 5 of the Kage. "Just how much chakra do you have, Naru-kun?" Hinata asked.
"Way too much. More that Nine Tails worth of chakra. That means I could kick Kyuu-ketama's ass." Naruto boasted. It was true, especially since the Kyuubi has zero tails of chakra now. He was still working on getting his first tail of chakra again.
This is it for this chapter. R&R, or else. Namikaze Minato. 3504 words of actual story. 19255 characters of actual story. Six and a Half Pages.