Naruto, the Friend of Many.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any other character except my OC.
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
CuteChibiFox, I hate my cliffies too. You were too late to vote, sorry. Also, what do you mean by "Make the chapters separated."
Takeda, Sorry about the eating scene. I said before that I suck at making eating scenes.
ChewyCookies, I did this for you.
Graity, Nice. Perverted bastard. Also, thanks for betaing on Alchemist Ninja: Naruto.
Sorry for taking so long to update this story. I have been working on my other story only. I deserve to be whipped a billion times with a wet ramen noodle. Gomen. KISHIMOTO NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!! He killed off Kakashi, Itachi, and Jirayia. Stupid biatch. MOTHER FUCKER!!!
"Kyuubi is weaker than you? That is funny. So you could blow up the entire village?" Hinata laughed.
"Yeah, and Kyuubi's name is Toumoku. Let's just call him that from now on. I am going to go home now, and get some rest for tomorrow. I am going to finish off the bastards that make up Aoiboshoku. They won't know what hit them." Naruto explained.
"You had better be careful. I will kick your ass so hard that you will be sneezing blood if you hurt yourself." Hinata warned him, garnering his attention.
"Yes ma'am." He said scared, "Let's go and get some sleep. Good night, Hinata-chan."
"Alright. Night, love you," She replied, before being swept into Naruto's arms for a long, drawn out kiss. He teleported them to the Hyuuga complex, and walked a few steps, before shunshin'ing away.
Next Day, at Konoha Gates
"See you later, Konoha. I will be back in about thirty minutes." Naruto whispered, before Hiraishin'ing away.
Naruto arrived in Aoiboshoki to see the leader shove a pike through 'Black Bird's' chest. Naruto's anger started swelling. "Damnit. There went Itachi. Dumbass. I told him to bring my Oni Bunshin, but did he listen? Hell no, mother fucker. I don't know what went on inside his head sometimes..." Naruto thought.
Naruto clicked his wireless headset, and spoke into it, "Any living Hanyou-nin, leave Aoiboshoku now. I am going to be commencing Shouten-Yari(Death Spear) in twenty seconds. Shunshin out if possible. If not, I will make sure Kami lets you into the peaceful bounds of Heaven. Or in my personal section or realm of Hell. Both are peaceful. Timer starts now."
He saw several columns of light, signalling to the standard form of the Hanyou-shunshin. He then saw a few black figures darting away, and smirked. "I guess the speed training really did pay off. Good job."
He then started gathering up an entire percent of his chakra. He snapped his fingers, and started adding the Void element to the chakra. He finally clicked his tongue, and a huge black hole appeared under the village of Aoiboshoku. The swirling black mass with infinite gravity simply sucked the entire village into it, and dissapeared. Naruto then ran into the area that was once his enemy, and killed off the few that weren't pulled into the abyss that is his black hole. There were three. He looked at the number that was left in the center of the clearing, and saw it was 15023. He smirked, and glanced at his slightly burning bicep. It had the number of 13503828499163 on it, signifying that he had killed that many people in his life.
Back in Konoha, Tsunade was starting to get worried about the giant beam of light that had appeared a few hundred miles away, and was oddly reminiscient to the attack that destroyed the Chinese restaraunt last night. All of a sudden, Naruto Hiraishin'ed into her office, scaring the shit out of her. She threw a sake bottle at him, which he caught and chugged. She flicked a paperclip at him, which he let imbed itself into his forehead. She threw herself at him, and he simply sidestepped her.
"Oi, baa-chan, I am the one that created the beam of light that destroyed my main enemies, once and for all. I also destroyed the Chinese place last night. Goodbye." He said, before shunshin'ing out of the office.
Tsunade looked at the sake bottle, and sighed. There went another bottle of the good stuff.
Five hours later, in Hokage's office
"Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, your mission is to assassinate the Tsuchikage, and kill off as many Iwa-nin as possible. He has little girls that he rapes, and he needs to die. Go!"
"Hai." The trio said, and darted off.
Extremely short chapter, I know, but I am just losing my mojo for this story. I am extremely sorry.