Chapter 2: The Problem Solverz Are On It!
"So, now that everyone's met everyone, I need to say something," Sonic said.
"Yes, Sonic?" Amy Rose the twelve year old pink hedgehog asked, worriedly.
"Amy, you are in great danger. We need to get you away from Luisa Shakira Conchita Akemi Rose Aome Misty the Zebra Cat!" Sonic yelled.
"Who?" Amy Rose asked out of ignorance.
"The crazy kitty who thinks I'm her boyfriend!" Sonic yelled again.
"Ooh, that Luisa or whatever her name is…" Amy fumed. "I'm so gonna whack her with my hammer!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down, Amy," Horace assured her.
"Do not tell me to calm down!" Amy snapped. "Have you ever been jealous of someone else your sex? Have you?"
"Psst, Alfe, this chick's freaking me out," Roba whispered nervously.
"Allow me." Knuckles the red echidna with spiked gloves stepped in.
He punched Amy in the face hard, knocking her out instantly.
"Thanks, Knuckles, but did you really have to do that?" Sonic asked dubiously.
"I'm sorry." Knuckles apologized.
"So, how long until Amy comes to?" Horace asked curiously.
"About an hour or so. I don't know. Time flies by when you run faster than a cheetah." Sonic said.
"Okay, then. So we need to figure out how we're going to catch Luisa. Any ideas?" Horace asked.
Cream, a six year old cream-colored bunny, eagerly shot her free hand (she was holding her Chao, Cheese, with the other) up into the air as soon as she heard Horace.
"Ooh, I have an idea!" Cream gleefully shouted.
"Yes?" Horace raised an eyebrow whilst asking this.
"Let's invite her to a tea party and put sleeping powder on her cookies!" Cream suggested.
"I don't wanna have a tea party with her!" Roba whined.
"Any other ideas?" Horace asked again, ignoring Roba's complaint.
"Hmm…" Tails pondered. "How about we leave out a trail of candy for her that leads to a huge crate which we'll be able to trap her with?"
"I don't know…" Sonic doubtfully thought. "It seems a little risky."
"Oh, come on, Sonic!" Tails pleaded. "It has to work. I know it has to!"
"Sshh!" Knuckles hissed. "That Luisa person's coming our way! We better get going before…"
"Sonichu!" Luisa beckoned in her annoying high-pitched voice.
"Too late." Sonic said, facepalming in embarrassment.
"Hello, honey!" Luisa greeted her crush. " I just had the most wonderful walk in the woods. Everyone was just so nice to me. Even Robotnik's henchmen know how to treat a lady like me."
"Heh heh, they sure do…" Sonic replied, nervously giggling at the thought of anyone associated with his long-time nemesis being nice to anyone, let alone a Sue.
"So, Sonic, I can't believe it only seems like yesterday that we fell madly in love with each other…" Luisa sighed dreamily. "Before you know it, we'll be married!"
"Wh…wh…what? Married? But we've only known each other for…."
"Yep, married. Then we'll start our own family after that and when the kids grow up, together we'll stop Robotnik and his army, even though they've been so kind to me, even giving me presents for no reason!"
"Luisa…"
"I know, I know. It's so conflicting when you have to fight with one of your own friends, but it has to be done sadly. It just breaks my heart that I have to do it, though, because the last time I lost someone dear to me was in a fire about 15 years ago where my mother burned to death after mishandling a stove."
Then Luisa started bawling her eyes out and held on tightly to Sonic.
"Ugh, I don't believe this!" Knuckles fumed. "How does that goat-for-brains expect Sonic to buy her sob story?"
"I hate that, too." Tails concurred. "But that's the thing about Sues: They expect anyone and everyone to believe anything they say."
"So what now?" Roba asked.
"Alright, Luisa needs to go." Tails announced. "Time to go with my plan!"