Hello everyone! I'm finally present to you guys the long awaited Chapter 2. Sorry it took me so long to upload this one. School, and I kinda got my laptop taking away (again -_-). But, it's all good since I've been using the school computers, as well as my mom's laptop. I don't anything except Felicity. Arianah Johnson is owed by my girl YesNoMaybeIdk, and Mio Maple is owned by Mushhead(formally known as Nintenwriter). And don't forget! If you want to put a status (as a fake name or OC), just write it in your review, and I'll put it in! So, without further ado, Chapter 2 ladies and gents!
Felicity Toadstool: Wonders who gave Prince Peasley her cellphone number, and her facebook. :/
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Peach Toadstool: I see you don't have him as a friend. Why is that?
Felicity Toadstool: Because I kept ignoring him every time he requests me. That's why. He doesn't care a thing about me. He only cares about my looks and nothing more. One time, I told about my ideas of going to college to extend my education, and become a teacher, he just laughed in my face. Then he had the nerve to tell me that a young girl of my stature should just marry him and bore beautiful children since that's all a princess good for. To be a wife of a king, and a mother to a prince.
Peach Toadstool: I didn't know he said all that to you sweetheart. I'm so sorry I tried to set you up with a young man like that.
Felicity Toadstool: It's okay Mom. I'm just glad you found out sooner than you actually started making wedding plans. So, does that mean you're going to stop trying to get me betrothed before I'm 18?
Peach Toadstool: For now, I will stop. I'll start again when you very soon. I just want to make sure you'll be in good hands.
Felicity Toadstool: But Mom, I don't need to be married to be in good hands. I'm gonna go to college and extend my education. And when I do finish college, I'll come back and use the knowledge I learn to help the kingdom. I'll be in good hands, but the kingdom will be in better hands when I'm through with it.
Peach Toadstool: You remind me so much of your father just now when you said that.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks Mom.
Arianah Johnson: Offically boyfriended!
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Felicity Toadstool: Congrats! I'm Felicity by the way. I'm in your gym class 3rd.
Arianah Johnson: Oh! The girl with the crazy gymnast moves! Nice to meet you! And thank you!
Felicity Toadstool: No problem.
Bowser Koopa: I can't even walk down a damn hallway in my castle without some minion singing that damn song!
Felicity Toadstool: Be proud Bowser! Thanks to that song, you will never be forgotten. You will always be remembered as the Koopa who's always bustin down the windows, snatching the princess up, and trying to marry her. LMAO!
Bowser Koopa: Shut the hell up you sneaky little brat! This is all your fault! I'm gonna make you pay for this girl!
Mario Mario: How in the world is it her fault that you couldn't no for an answer? You're the one who can't face the music and realize she doesn't love you or wants to marry you! You're the one who keeps taking her from her home, and the people who love her very much, including her daughter, and the man she truly loves, for your own god damn selfish desires. You don't even think about anyone else but yourself. And don't try to say that you think about Peach because if you did, then you wouldn't destroy her kingdom, invade her castle, breaking it in the process, kidnap her, and try to kidnap her against her will! So, do us all a favor, and blaming everyone else, especially Felicity, and take the blame for once in your god damn life!
Felicity Toadstool: Wow Mar. Thanks for sticking up for me like that. I didn't know you felt that way about all this.
Mario Mario: When you've done this for as long as I have, you have a lot of bent up feelings inside.
Felicity Toadstool: Dear freshmen who thinks it's cool to hang out in the middle of the hallway first, second, and third period, it's not cool. It's annoying. So, do us all a favor, and move out the damn way!
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Arianah Johnson: That was you who cursed out that freshman girl first? She was crying in fear.
Felicity Toadstool: Well I asked her nicely twice, but all she did was give me a dirty look and went back to her friends. So, I ost my temper and said "Look chick. I asked you twices nicely to move out of my way, but you didn't listen and gave me a dirty look. So, I'm only gonna say this once: Move out my way, or else there's gonna be a size 8 up your no existent ass! Got it?". It's not my fault she choose to ignore me when I asked her nicely. If she would have just moved out the way, none of this wouldn't happen.
Arianah Johnson: You have a point. By the way, did you get a detention for that?
Felicity Toadstool: Nah. I never got called down to the office, so it's all good. :D
Arianah Johnson: School was actually awesome for once!
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Felicity Toadstool: You saw that girlfight too?
Arianah Johnson: Yeah! Then someone came out of nowhere and actually played the song while they were fighting. HILARIOUS!
Felicity Toadstool: LMAO yeah! That was the best part of the whole thing. Made my week.
Peach Toadstool: Felicity Morgan! Did you just laughed your ass off?
Felicity Toadstool: No mom. I laughed my artery out. :D
Arianah Johnson: Clever one Felic.
Felicity Toadstool: read these two stories called "High School Days" and "The Mushroom Kingdom Heroine Returns" where she's paired up with Pit. How crazy is that?
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Toadette Kinopio: Not real crazy since you like him and all.
Felicity Toadstool: Toadette! He's only a friend. Nothing more.
Toad Kinopio: Oh please. You guys were blushing when you two accidentally touched hands reaching for the popcorn. You both blushed when he said you looked really nice. And you both were as red as Mario's clothes when he almost kissed you!
Felicity Toadstool: TOAD! YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!
Peach Toadstool: When did you two almost kissed?
Toad Kinopio: Whoops! Sorry Felic!
Felicity Toadstool: *sigh* It's fine Toad. He was being nice to me n V-Day since neither of us didn't have a valentine. I was walking him out the door, like a good hostess, thanking him for coming and such. He was being a real gentleman and he kissed my hand. We were looking into each others' eyes, and were about to kiss when my phone went off, totally ruining the moment.
Daisy Sarasa: So that's what you meant when you wrote that on your Facebook status on Valentine's Day. Awww that's so sweeet!
Toad Kinopio: I'm in love with a girl who knows me better. Fell for the woman just when I met her.
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Felicity Toadstool: I absolutely love that song! Btw, is she who I think she is.
Toad Kinopio: I don't know who you're thinking of. Tell me when I see you later.
Felicity Toadstool: Gotcha.
Mario Mario: Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Everyone have a great time and be safe!
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Luigi Mario: Are we heading to Club 64 tonight, like we do every year?
Mario Mario: Oh yeah. You, Peach, Daisy, and I are celebrating tonight at Club 64. We're doing the drinking game again. You're still the champ at that.
Luigi Mario: Yeah. That was really fun, and I thought you would last longer than me at that.
Felicity Toadstool: What game you guys talking about?
Mario Mario: We'll tell you when you hit the drinking age.
Felicity Toadstool: Which is?
Mario Mario: Here: 18. New York: 21.
Felicity Toadstool: So, I have to wait 3-5 years to get my answer?
Mario Mario: Pretty much.
Felicity Toadstool: -_-
Toad Kinopio: About to watch Braveheart to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!
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Arianah Johnson: Dislike
Toadette Kinopio: Fail
Luigi Mario: Wow.
Mario Mario: Really Toad?
Toad Kinopio: What?
Felicity Toadstool: Toad, St. Patrick's Day is an Irish holiday celebrating the Saint Patrick. Braveheart is about the Scottish rebellion against Britain. Two different countries. Two different stories with no relevance toward each other.
Toad Kinopio: Oh. Wow, I feel real stupid for not realizing that.
Felicity Toadstool: It's cool. At least you admit you made a mistake. :)
Mio Maple: It's Friday! Friday!
Felicity Toadstool: Mio, why the heck are you singing that horrible song? That song is so terrible. A 3 year old can come up with better lyrics than that! Honestly!
Mio Maple: But it's so catchy, and awesome to party to!
Felicity Toadstool: Mio, boo boo, this girl is only 13 years old. She doesn't know how to party at all. She gets rejected from going to clubs because she's only 13. And her friends who were driving the car are most likely 13 too. She has the nerve to talk like she's at least 17.
Mio Maple: LOL. What about her seat dilemma?
Felicity Toadstool: She only has one choice. There's no room in the front seats, since they're only 2 seats in the front, and both are occupied. There's 3 seats in the back and only 2 occupied. Not rocket science here. Just common sense, which she apparently doesn't have.
Arianah Johnson: I whip my hair back and forth!
Felicity Toadstool: You whip your hair back and forth?
Arianah Johnson: I whip my hair back and forth!
Felicity Toadstool: You don't whip your hair side to side?
Arianah Johnson: Not side to side! Back and forth!
Mio Maple: And you criticize me when I listen to "Friday". :/
Felicity Toadstool: "Whip My hair" has: lyrics that doesn't sound like a pothead wrote it, a crappy, cheaply made music video where you can clearly see the background being fake, and the ability to Willow Smith to stand on her own without some random black guy who's around 15 years older than her rapping out of nowhere. After all that is said, I make my case.
Toadette Kinopio: I need some major advice right now!
Peach Toadstool: About what dear?
Toadette Kinopio: Can I tell you in person? I don't want it on here where everyone can see it?
Peach Toadstool: Of course.
Felicity Toadstool: I wish that I could have this moment for life. Love that song!
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Arianah Johnson: OMG I love Nicki Minaj!
Daisy Sarasa: Her songs are amazing!
Toadette Kinopio: She's the best!
Mario Mario: She does have some great songs.
Luigi Mario: Yeah.
Peach Toadstool: Who's this Nicki Minaj person? Is she a singer?
Felicity Toadstool: No mom. She's a rapper, like Drake and Jay Z.
Peach Toadstool: Oh I would like to hear some of her songs, since you all praise her so highly.
Felicity Toadstool: O_O. Ummmm maybe later.
Toad Kinopio: Toadette Kinopio, will you go on a date with me?
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Daisy Sarasa: Awww! That's so cute!
Felicity Toadstool: Daisy! We should wait for Toadette to answer! Then comment on here like lunatics.
Daisy Sarasa: Right. Sorry.
Toadette Kinopio: I would love to go out with you Toad!
Toad Kinopio: Would you like me to pick you up Friday at seven?
Toadette Kinopio: Friday it is. I can't wait. ;)
Peach Toadstool: I'm so happy for you two!
Mario Mario: Nice job Toad!
Luigi Mario: Way to go man!
Toad Kinopio: Thanks guys.
Bowser Koopa: How come that works for him, but not for me! That's so unfair!
Peach Toadstool: Because Toad and Toadette both have feelings for each other. I don't have feelings for you at all.
Bowser Koopa: -_-.
Daisy Sarasa: Heading to the Coconut Mall with Peach, Toadette and Felicity for a girl's night out. BBL.
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Mario Mario: You girls have a great time, but don't spend the whole treasury in one day. :D
Felicity Toadstool: Lol Mar. You don't have to worry about me. I'll hardly buy at least three things.
Peach Toadstool: Felicity's such a picky shopper, like her father. She doesn't like anything I choose.
Felicity Toadstool: You pick all these frilly girly stuff for me. I hate those clothes. I appreciate my individuality thank you very much.
Daisy Sarasa: Right on sister... well cousin! You tell her like it is.
Toadette Kinopio: You guys are so awesome!
I know this isn't as funny as the last one, but this chapter has some important lessons in it. I'm real lazy to write where I got all these statuses from. I'll update this chapter again to show where I got all these from. I'm kinda rushing this cause I have to get to dance yet again -_-. Anyways, read and review whatcha think about this chapter.