Hello! It's yours truly Hopefaith2, bringing you another exciting, hilarious chapter of"Adventures On The Social Network"! *Appluase* Thank you! Thank you! As you all know,or not, I'm a high school senior who's trying to graduate from college. Because of this, and only having one month left of high school (Whoo!), I'm been really busy, and don't have as much time to write and upload, which is why it took me so long to upload this. But, have no fear! I still am determined to finish these stories by uploading more chapters. Introducing to the group, Chopper and Amethyst (Amy), who are owned by Mechanical Oven, and Princess Daisy-Best Princess respectively. All OCs are owned by their owners, Felicity's owned by yours truly, and everyone else is owned by Nintendo. Lastly, I'm still taking requests for OCs or your own statuses. So, read and review, and lastly, enjoy!
Chopper of Planet Clara: OK, so apparently my friend made me my own profile WITHOUT my permission... -.- Thanks to him, I keep getting messages from my enemies, who keep telling me that they're gonna kill me, and also from four certain girls about friending them. I mean, geez! Can't I get a break for ONCE? Wait... I'm on a computer... But, still! I get messages every single hour. Not good! It's still gonna be in my head when I'm running outside around the jungle or beach. D:
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Felicity Toadstool: Werd. Peasley keeps messaging me, saying how beautiful we would look as a couple. Then Wendy keeps messaging me saying how she's gonna beat me and be Peach's only daughter when Bowser kills Mario, and marries mom. I should block them, but I need a good laugh every once in a while at the things that will never happen.
Mario Mario: Bowser says he destroy me, so Peach will be all his.
Peach Toadstool: Pauline and Bowser. Pauline calls me nasty things, and say how Mario will come back to her. And you all know why Bowser keeps messaging me.
Luigi Mario: Waluigi and Eclair.
Mario Mario: Whoa! Since when did Eclair had a facebook?
Luigi Mario: That's the million dollar question. She's been liking every status, and every picture I have that's not with or about Daisy, and messaging about how I should dump Daisy for a real princess like her.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Seriously! Do these villains not have anything better to do than to harass their rivals/enemies? Jeez!
Felicity Toadstool: Werd Chopper. And Lou, if Daisy ever finds out about her fb stalking you, she'll go over to the Waffle Kingdom, and kick her sorry ass for sure!
Peach Toadstool: Felicity! Language!
Felicity Toadstool: But it's true!
Mario Mario: She has a point.
Luigi Mario: Yeah.
Peach Toadstool: Thank you for helping me discipline my daughter on vulgar language.
Mario Mario: WE KILLED OSAMA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Felicity Toadstool: Holy crap! We did?
Luigi Mario: Seriously? When?
Mario Mario: Sunday! President Obama announced it and everything!
Felicity Toadstool: Yo, did you see his swag walk when he was walking to the podium?
Mario Mario: Major boss status!
Luigi Mario: Well he can do that since he killed the world's #1 terrorist!
Peach Toadstool: I'm sorry but who's this Osama Bin Laden man you three are talking about, and why are you happy he's dead?
Felicity Toadstool: He's the guy who was the mastermind of the September 11 Attacks. The attacks were planes that his goons hijacked and crashed into buildings. Two planes crashed into the Twin Towers, the twin buildings in Manhattan, and that attack alone killed almost 3,000 people, and then more people later on. One plane crash into an open field in Pennsylvania, thanks to the passengers that diverted his destination and cost them their lives. And another plane crashed into the Pentagon.
Peach Toadstool: OMG! Why would someone do something so horrible like that?
Mario Mario: Because he's a heartless coward who won't even get his own hands dirty, but wants other people to do his dirty work for him. If he really wanted to make a point, then he would have done it himself, instead of sending his lackeys!
Luigi Mario: Exactly bro.
Felicity Toadstool: You got it Mar.
Felicity Toadstool wrote on Bowser Koopa's wall: Can I ask you something?
Bowser Koopa: What is it girl?
Felicity Toadstool: I just gotta know, do you have tiger's blood in you?
Bowser Koopa: What the hell are you talking about?
Felicity Toadstool: Well, you said you were winning, so I just assumed you had some tiger's blood in ya. :D
Bowser Koopa: Listen here you little brat, just because I won't kill you because your Peachie Poo's kid, doesn't mean I won't beat you up every once and a while. If you make one more Charlie Sheen joke at me, I swear I"m gonna come over there, and make you regret it! Got it?
Felicity Toadstool: So, that's also a no for starting a rap career?
Bowser Koopa: AGGGGGGGGGH! That's it! You're done for when I get there!
Felicity Toadstool: Wants to wish her awesome mother Peach Toadstool, and all the Moms in the world, a happy Mother's Day! I love you Mom. Always!
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Peach Toadstool: Thank you sweetheart! I love you, and your gift too!
Felicity Toadstool: No prob Mama.
Arianah Johnson: Don't be a drag, just be a queen!
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Felicity Toadstool: Cause I was born this way! Love that song!
Laguz Lalala: I KNOW! IT"S AMAZING!
Arianah Johnson: Yeah. She's a genius. And a fashion statement.
Felicity Toadstool: Werd.
Laguz Lalala: Gotta agree with you there.
Amy Thomas wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: Hi Felicity! You may not know me, but I'm the girl who sat next to you in Reading class.
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Felicity Toadstool: Hey Amy! Course I know you! We did that reading project together, and we got an A on it! It's been almost forever since we last saw each other! How ya been?
Amy Thomas: I've been great. You?
Felicity Toadstool: Same. We need to hang out again.
Amy Thomas: Yeah! How about Friday!
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah! You can meet my friends, and we can catch up! And you can call me Felic for short.
Amy Thomas: Definitely Felic. See ya then!
Chopper of Planet Clara: OK, so here's an interesting story the other day. I went to Shooting Star Summit the other day and, to my surprise, I saw my friend Vivian there without her hat on. I mean, I haven't seen her in a LONG time. Plus, she had no hat on. But, she looked a bit shy when she gave me a Banana Shroom with a red bow around it. I guess it was some sort of gift...but what was with the bow? Does anyone have a clue or something, 'cause me and my antennas are confused.
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Felicity Toadstool: Oh Chopper. You can be so clueless sometimes.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Wait. What does it mean Felic?
Felicity Toadstool: I'll tell ya when you're older.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Oh come on! Why can't you tell me now?
Felicity Toadstool: Because you're only eleven. You shouldn't even be having a Facebook for a kid your age.
Chopper of Planet Clara: This "kid" saved the world more times you can count!
Felicity Toadstool: Well, I've also saved the world multiple times, AND history itself!
Chooper of Planet Clara: Alright, you win this round Felic. Just wait, I'm gonna outdo you!
Felicity Toadstool: And until that day comes, wanna get some ice cream? I know a great place near Coconut Mall!
Chopper of Planet Clara: Yeah!
Felicity Toadstool: Somehow found herself tutoring a kid in Algebra, which is no big deal for me, cause I love to tutor and help people, but the fact that she somehow found herself tutoring Pit. She wonders who set that up, even though she has a pretty good idea who did.
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Laguz Lalala: Well, he needed major help in Algebra, and you were tutoring in that, Spanish, and U.S History! And we didn't say anything, the teach recommended you and he requested you since they heard how great of a tutor you were.
Felicity Toadstool: I wonder who told them that...
Laguz Lalala: :DDDDDDDDDDD But at least you guys can admit your feelings, and let him ask you on a date while you're tutoring him.
Felicity Toadstool: *sigh* Whatever Laguz.
Waluigi Wario: Daisy Sarasa will you go out on a date with me, a real man, than the coward of a loser.
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Waluigi Wario: WHO THE HELL IS THIS NOBODY?
Daisy Sarasa: It's true though. Nobody likes this, or will like this because we all know that everyone loves Luigi and I being together, except you. So, do us all a favor, and stop trying to get me to go out with you, because we all know it ain't gonna happen.
Waluigi Wario: What the hell does this loser have that I don't?
Daisy Sarasa: We are not starting that again. That list could go on for hours.
Waluigi Wario: Grrrrr.
Wario Wario: All I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom zoom, and a boom boom!
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Waluigi Wario: Just shake your rump!
Mario Mario: That was my jam back then. When we were getting all the honeys with this song.
Luigi Mario: Werd. All the honeys were lining up to dance with us at the club.
Peach Toadstool: Excuse me Mario? Who are these "honeys" you and Luigi dance with?
Daisy Sarasa: That's what I wanna know Luigi!
Mario Mario: Well...um..you see this was before, we came here, and met you guys for the first time.
Luigi Mario: Yeah, this happened years before we came here. And none of those girls had an amazing effect like the two of you did to us.
Peach Toadstool: Awww. That's so sweet!
Daisy Sarasa: We love you guys.
Luigi Mario: We love you too.
Toad Kinopio:Spending time with my baby Toadette Kinopio.
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Felicity Toadstool: Awww. Have fun guys!
Mario Mario: Have a good time!
Peach Toadstool: Be careful you too!
Toad Kinopio: We will. Thanks guys!
Felicity Toadstool: Holy crap! I just got a phone call from a record company saying someone they want to record a full length version of Bowser Intruder!
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Laguz Lalala: CONGRATS GUUUUUUURL! THAT"S SONG AWESOME!
Arianah Johnson: Congratulations Felic! That's great news!
Toadette Kinopio: Great job Felic!
Toad Kinopio: Awesome. Can't wait to hear the whole version.
Luigi Mario: I can't wait to see what lyrical genius you'll make up next girlie.
Daisy Sarasa: Can't wait to LMAO again, and most likely even more than last time!
Mario Mario: Way to go kiddo! Your mom and I are so proud of you!
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks guys!
Laguz Lalala:Once again, coke saves the day! oFTo
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Felicity Toadstool: Please. Pepsi is so much better.
Laguz Lalala: WHAAAAAAAAAT? D: Coke is sooo much better.
Felicity Toadstool: Pepsi is!
Laguz Lalala: COKE!
Felicity Toadstool: PEPSI!
Laguz Lalala: COKE!
Felicity Toadstool: PEPSI!
Laguz Lalala: You wanna go princess!
Felicity Toadstool: Bring it on yoshi! My place! Ten Minutes! We're gonna settle this!
Laguz Lalala: Deal! You're going down Pepsi lover!
Felicity Toadstool: Bring it on Coke freak!
Chopper of Planet Clara: Can anyone tell me why we're always wearing gloves? It's almost like every main character I see around the Mushroom Kingdom wears gloves. ...Except people like Bowser, since I doubt he can even fit my own gloves on his hand. :P
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Bowser Koopa: Leave me out of this you green marshmallow!
Felicity Toadstool: Shut up Bowser! He's making a point, and you don't have to read and comment this! But, I don't wear gloves. I find them really annoying, but I get what you mean.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Thanks, but why do you think that?
Felicity Toadstool: Maybe because in the early days of video games, developers didn't have the technology they have today to develop things as hair, and hands, so they just replaced them with hats and gloves. Why do you think Mario, and Luigi wore gloves and hats in their debuts?
Chopper of Planet Clara: Wow. That makes so much sense , and you completely broke the fourth wall just now.
Felicity Toadstool: Whoops! Guess I did. Sorry.
Chopper of Planet Clara: I guess no one won't mind.
And that, ladies and gentleman was Chapter 4 in a nutshell. Yes,I realized I missed a couple of characters,and only gave them one status,or a reference because next chapter is where they'll get their moment to shine. With that said, the next chapter's going to be much more interesting, and much more funnier than the previous chapters. And one more thing, I'm setting up a contest on this chapter! This is how it goes; anybody who gets all the references (or the most) I put in this chapter, gets a special prize! What is the special prize, you ask? Well, the winner gets the choice of either having their favorite statuses written out in a series of stories, or put up statuses of whatever of their own on my next chapter! Good luck! And be on the lookout for my other stories, as well as the next chapter! See ya!