Hey peeps! Here it is ! At long last! Chapter 7 of "Adventures of the Social Network". Now, I'm planning on making this 10 or 11 chapters long, so we only have 4-5 chapters left in this story of mine. Oh well! This might not be as funny as the other, but I tried my hardest to make this at least enjoyable for you guys. Introducing Boss defeater, owned by Boss-defeater451, and one more person you'll find out when you reach the end of this chapter. So, read and review. Enjoy!
Boss Defeater: Just joined Facebook. Is now wondering why he did do it again..
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Felicity Toadstool: You did it to submit into the teenage conformity.
Boss Defeater: Well when you put it that way, that could be the exact reason why.
Felicity Toadstool: But if you stick around long enough, you'll see some funny stuff! :D
Boss Defeater: Don't worry I intend to.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Someone help! I'm trapped in a magical glowing box after kicking a certain jester! I have absolutely NO idea how he got out of the Underwhere!
Mario Mario: He got out?
Luigi Mario: WHAT?
Peach Toadstool: Oh no!
Bowser Koopa: Damnit!
Felicity Toadstool: Guys! Calm down! I have a plan! Mar, Lou, Mom and Bowser, you guys keep Dimentio busy. Make sure he doesn't do any damage like he did before. I'll go down to the Underwhere, free NR, and we'll head back to help.
Mario Mario: Good idea.
Peach Toadstool: Do you know your way around.
Felicity Toadstool: I'll get help from Queens Jaydes. Trust me.
Mario Mario: Good luck kiddo.
Luigi Mario: Be quick girlie.
Peach Toadstool: Be careful sweetheart!
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Thank you Felic! You're a lifesaver.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah yeah I know. You're welcome.
Peach Toadstool: Why is there a video called "Princesses wrestling in Jello"?
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Felicity Toadstool: There is? Funny story about that.
Peach Toadstool: Felicity Morgan, would you like to explain to me why that video is uploaded on your youtube account?
Mario Mario: Daisy asked her to record and upload it for her. Hey! It has already a million views!
Felicity Toadstool: Really? Wow! Well, who wouldn't want to see two princesses fighting in bikinis and in a pool of jello? Did you see where Daisy accidentally knock Lou out? Dude got a concussion and had to stay in the hospital for a week!
Mario Mario: Oh yeah definitely lmao. Poor Weegee.
Peach Toadstool: I am very disappointed in the both of you! Being a part of something so degrading like that!
Felicity Toadstool: Sorry Mom
Mario Mario: Yeah. We're sorry Peach.
Peach Toadstool: Promise me you won't do something like this again.
Felicity Toadstool: We promise.
Mario Mario: We really do.
Thomas "Tornado" Sanchez wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: I'm a little nervous talking to your dad, but...you wouldn't mind getting an autograph from Knuckles. He's one of my favorite heroes. Not idols, just heroes.
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Felicity Toadstool: Yeah, he's mad chill and mad friendly. I don't know about Knuckles cause I never met him, but I heard he's kinda friendly, as long as you don't make fun of him. But I'll let ya know about him.
Thomas "Tornado" Sanchez: Thanks, and what do you mean by mad? He's angry friendly? I don't get it.
Felicity Toadstool: Mad is slang for very. Sorry
Thomas "Tornado" Sanchez: Oh that's okay. Glad you cleared that up.
Toad Kinopio: I love how someone asked me how I stay in shape when I barely do anything. Like running to the Marios' house every time the Princess gets kidnapped isn't doing anything. -_-
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Daisy Sarasa: LMAO
Felicity Toadstool: Brilliant. DWL (dying with laughter)
Mario Mario: ROFL nice
Luigi Mario: Way to go Toad. lol
Peach Toadstool: Do you do that every time Bowser or someone kidnaps me?
Toad Kinopio: Yeah pretty much.
Peach Toadstool: Oh Toad! I am so sorry! I didn't know.
Toad Kinopio: It's alright princess! It's not your fault, and I'm glad to be of service to you and the Mushroom Kingdom,
Toadette Kinopio: You are so brave and strong Toad!
Toad Kinopio: Thanks Toadette.
Waluigi Wario: Seeing Daisy fighting another in a bikini in a pool of jello made me day.
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Wario Wario: Definitely. Especially when she was fighting that other chick. And she knocked string bean out.
Waluigi Wario: Heck yeah. That was my favorite part of the video.
Felicity Toadstool: Because that's the only chance you'll ever see her in a bikini?
Daisy Sarasa: Exactly Felic.
Waluigi Wario: Shut it girl! And why are you so mean to me Daisy?
Felicity Toadstool: I can think of so many reasons why.
Daisy Sarasa: Me too!
Waluigi Wario: -_-
Daisy Sarasa wrote on Luigi Mario's wall: How do you feel sweetie?
Luigi Mario: Better. Thanks for asking Daisy.
Daisy Sarasa:No problem. I'm sorry I gave you a concussion after knocking you out.
Luigi Mario: Don't worry about it. That's one of the reasons why I love you. For your fierce, bold, and tough attitude. So, why were you and Ecalir fighting in a kiddie pool of jello wearing nothing but bikinis on the first place?
Daisy Sarasa:Well, I wanted to show Eclair how I love you and how much you mean to me.
Luigi Mario: Daisy, you don't need to show how much you love and mean to me. I, as well as everyone in the kingdom knows that you love, and everyone, even Eclair knows that I love you and only you.
Daisy Sarasa: Awww sweetie! I love you too!
Luigi Mario: Promise me you won't do anything like that again. You made me so worried about you.
Daisy Sarasa: Sorry sweetie, and I promise.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: I'm alive! Now I'm going to have to pay a visit to the Underwhere to teach that little freak a lesson! Oh, and Luigi, do you think Mr. L is down there?
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Luigi Mario: Nope.
Felicity Toadstool: Are you kidding me? Did you already forget what happened the last time you went down there? I had to get you out of his little prison he put you in. Dimentio almost destroyed the world again because you had to kick him! At least wait a while before you head down there again! jeez!
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Yeah, you're right. Next time, you wanna come with me?
Felicity Toadstool: Definitely.
Felicity Toadstool: Somehow found herself taking her five year old cousin to see he Smurfs movie. I hate the Smurfs. -_-
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Daisy Sarasa: None of us can take her, and she really wants to see it for a long time. Why don't you ask Pit to go with you?
Felicity Toadstool: Because there's no way he would want to see a movie about little blue people.
Daisy Sarasa: But he loves her, and he loves you! He would do anything for you!
Felicity Toadstool: Everyone loves her! She's young, cute, and adorable! Who wouldn't love her! But he wouldn't want a girl like me.
Daisy Sarasa: Why wouldn't he? You're gorgeous, not to mention smart, brave, compassionate, and caring. He would be an idiot not to want you.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks Daisy.
Daisy Sarasa: And I already called him, he said he would love to come with you and her. He'll be at the Castle in a couple of minutes.
Felicity Toadstool: Really?
Daisy Sarasa: Yup! You're welcome!
Boss Defeater: Is it just me, or does nobody fear Bowser nowadays? I mean, with his fire breath, claws, spiky shell... *Shakes in terror* How did this happen...?
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Mario Mario: No one takes him seriously anymore.
Luigi Mario: How can you? He fails every time.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah. He didn't scare me when I was first saw him 6 years back. Doesn't scare me now.
Daisy Sarasa: Snake says he looks like a cheap movie monster. And when you think about it, he does. LMAO.
Boss Defeater: Really? I would never guess.
Bowser Koopa: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Mario Mario: Exactly what we said. You're not scary. In fact, you're more comical than scary these days.
Bowser Koopa: Oh yeah? We'll see who fears me, the great and terrible Bowser! King of all Koopas!
Bowser Koopa: Like this status if you think if you fear me!
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Bowser Koopa: Alright, who's being the funny guy, and doing the nobody thing?
Nobody: I am Bowser. LMAO.
Mario Mario: But it has a point. Nobody will like this because nobody fears you anymore. You're just something everyone can get a laugh out of.
Luigi Mario: Right.
Felicity Toadstool: Werd.
Bowser Koopa: To hell with all of you!
Peach Toadstool: Now everyone, let's not be mean to Bowser. He doesn't deserve being teased and such.
Bowser Koopa: Thank you Peachie Poo. So, will you marry me now?
Peach Toadstool: Bowser, how many times do I have to tell you? I love Mario, not you, therefore I will not marry you.
Bowser Koopa: Awwww. :(
Pit Icarus: In Brawl, I noticed my voice was a bit high, like I haven't hit puberty. Soon, I found out I was voice acted by a woman! Then my voice acting in Kid Icarus Uprising, I sound awesome! Yet, I'm still voiced by the same woman! How in the Underworld does that work?
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Mario Mario: Hey Pit! I didn't know you had a facebook!
Pit Icarus: Yeah. The Goddess Palutena believed that I needed to befriend more people, so where else to make them than here on Facebook.
Mario Mario: Good point.
Felicity Toadstool: Um hi guys. Sorry to interrupt your conversation, but the voice actor you had in Brawl was rumored to be your voice actor for Uprising. Though, it isn't confirmed yet. But your vocie actor will most likely change to fit you in this one.
Pit Icarus: Wow. Thanks a lot of Felic. You really helped me out.
Felicity Toadstool: It's no problem really. Just glad I can help.
Pit Icarus: And you really have. In more than one. ;)
Pit Icarus wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: Hey, I just want to thank you properly for helping me out with my dilemma by taking you out for your help.
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Felicity Toadstool: Oh you don't have to do that! A thank you is good enough for me.
Pit Icarus: No. I insist. If it is alright with you, I would like to treat you to lunch Saturday to show you my thanks.
Felicity Toadstool: Thank you, but...
Pit Icarus: Are you and Nicholas still going out now? Because if you two are, then I don't want to intrude on his courting of you.
Felicity Toadstool: Wait, you thought me and Nick were dating. LMAO. Oh no! We're just friends! We just went out on one date, and it was okay. I didn't feel that spark or anything of the sort while I was on it. And I would love to go get lunch with you. So, what time do you want to meet?
Pit Icarus: Great! I'll pick you up at the castle at noon.
Felicity Toadstool: Noon it is. I can't wait. ;)
Laguz Lalala: YAY! FELICITY AND PIT ARE FINALLY GOING ON A DATE! :DDDDDDDD
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Felicity Toadstool: LAGUZ! We're not going on a date! We're just going out to lunch. Nothing more!
Laguz Lalala: If you guys were just friends, then why would he be asking about you and Nick?
Felicity Toadstool: Maybe he didn't want it to be awkward between the two of us.
Laguz Lalala: Pffffffft! Oh please! He was sooo jealous of Nick after he saw him ask you out like that so boldly like that on Facebook. And he almost blew a lid when he saw you two together. Needless to say, he was really happy to hear that you didn't like him the same way he liked you. :DDDD
Felicity Toadstool: C'mon Laguz. There has to be a logical reason why he asked about Nick in the first place.
Mario Mario: It was obvious he wanted to make sure you weren't taken. He really likes you kiddo.
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah! He's head over heels for you girl!
Luigi Mario: The way he looks at you is the same way Mario looks at Peach, or the way I look at Daisy. That's real love.
Peach Toadstool: I agree. He's in love with you dear. And we all know you are in love with him as well.
Felicity Toadstool: Wow. And you guys are right! I am in love with him! But what am I going to wear?
Peach Toadstool: Don't worry sweetheart! Daisy and I will help you impress your crush. He'll fall in love with you all over again.
Daisy Sarasa: That's right because we got yor back. We're family!
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks guys.
Didn't see that coming huh? And yes. Pit finally asked Felicity on a date, and she accepted. So, how do you think the date's gonna go? Well, I will show how it went in the next chapter. Until then, use your imagination. :D Until next time, read and review. See ya!