(a/n) Ok randomscreamfest, this updates for you, you're my first reviewer so… here you are! Btw at the moment I'm writing this it is exactly 16 minutes until my bday! (September 6th)!
STEPHENIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT.
P.S. The Mamma Mia plot won't be exactly along the lines of the movie so don't kill me if it's different!
Chapter 2. Honey, honey how you thrill me!
My eyes flew open to the startling bright, early morning sunshine. I didn't move from my bed. I just lay there. Grinning idiotically. I was going to see my best friends from the mainland for the first time in ages. I leapt out of bed eagerly, knocking down a lamp in my wake. I flung my clothes on, not even bothering to check what I was actually putting on.
I skipped out to my balcony and leant over the railing. I saw all the townsfolk in the streets below, bustling around, preparing for the new day. I noticed two of my friends walking beneath my balcony.
"Calimara Jessica and Angela" I called to them. (Good morning in Greek) Their heads snapped up in surprise.
"Calimara" Called Angela in return. After a short conversation they continued with their way.
"Nessie? Nessie are you up? You haven't forgotten about your bridesmaids have you?" Called Mum.
"Of course not Mum! I'm not that dumb!" I yelled. I heard her sigh softly.
"Okay dear."
I tapped my foot impatiently on the old wooden planks of the small, wooden walkway. Why were they taking so long? They better not had forgotten. I closed my eyes to block that thought. I heard a sudden high pitched scream. I looked up in alarm to see two screaming girls running straight towards me. When I realised who it was I couldn't help but let out high pitch scream to echo theirs.
"NESSIEEEEE!" They yelled at the top of their lungs. Before I could reply, I felt a huge blow knock me off my feet. After a few minutes of struggling I yelled,
"Guys? Yeah I love you too but please get off? You're kinda cutting off my breathing!"
"Oh I'm so sorry Ness" Said Jane as she scrambled up. Jane was seriously, the bestest friend you could possibly have. Mainly because of her nature. She can understand a joke, but she can also understand when things are going too far. It's really rare to find that kind of balance in a person. Jane is very short and has shocking blue eyes. She has long fair hair which she normally keeps up with a loose bun. Another great thing about Jane is that she's constantly smiling, and she's never negative.
"The same goes for you Bree! You really aren't helping by being on top of me." She glanced at me with a funny look on her face and she winked. Her brown eyes gleamed mischievously. I groaned. Bree was the absolute opposite of Jane. She was a total laugh but it could get a little OTT at times. She continued to lie on me until she was satisfied that my face was a brilliant red with the lack of oxygen. When I finally stood up, Jane nearly toppled me over once again because of the huge hug she squeezed me into. I sighed I'd forgotten how rough and tumble these two were.
When all the hugging was finally over, I decided to tell them my secret straight away. We trudged back down the walkway. But just as I opened my mouth to speak, I suddenly noticed the two of them gawping at me.
"What?" I questioned irritably.
"Uh, No offence or anything Ness, but… What on earth are you wearing?" Exclaimed Bree. For the first time today I noticed what I was wearing. The first thing I saw was an inside out green cardigan. Underneath that was a black turtle neck with white spots. I was also wearing a pair of pink shorts and odd trainers. I gulped with embarrassment, and I felt my familiar blush rise into my cheeks. The girls laughed at my embarrassment.
"You haven't changed a bit Ness." Giggled Jane.
When we reached the beach at the end of the walkway, we went and perched on the stray rocks. I took the opportunity to spill my secret again. But once again I was interrupted as the girls began to scrutinise and admire my engagement ring from every angle.
"It's so breath taking." Breathed Bree. I nodded in agreement. The ring was simple but gorgeous. It had two small diamonds set on each side of a slightly bigger Emerald.
"Jake knew my birthstone was Emerald. That's why he chose this one." I smiled at the thought of my unbelievable fiancé.
"That's so romantic." Sighed Jane. I nodded dreamily. I shook myself. Tell them now.
"Guys I have something I want to tell you." I began nervously.
"I'm…"
"OMG you must be joking! Your not pregnant are you! I can't believe it Ness." Shrieked Bree. Bree can be a little dim at times. She began to prod my tummy suspiciously. Jane and I rolled our eyes and I gave her a sharp prod back.
"No silly! No what I'm saying is…I'm… I'm inviting my father to the wedding!" There was a long silence.
"Your father?" gasped Jane.
"How?" asked Bree. "I mean, how did you know who to invite?"
"That's the thing… I didn't. I didn't invite one father, I kinda invited three possible fathers…" I said.
"Oh. My. God." They said in unison.
"Yeah I know." I smiled.
"How do you know it's one of them?" Asked Bree.
"Well I was clearing out the attic and I happened to come across this…" I whipped out a little, purple leather bound book.
"What is it?" Wondered Jane.
"It's … my mother's journal!" Their jaws dropped. Bree was the first to regain her speech.
"Read it to us. Now." I smiled and opened the journal to the first page.
Honey
Nessie: Day 1. Today I met the real talk of the town, Edward Cullen. He is probably the most beautiful person I have ever known in all of existence!
Jane: Wow he really must be gorgeous!
Nessie: we only spent one day together, but I know from start to finish that I'm … (Ness pauses)
Bree: She's what?
Nessie: … I'm in love with him!
B/J: Ahhw
Nessie : well then what do ya know, he's invited me to his hotel room. He had candles and everything – he's so romantic. Then well, . . .
Jane: Dot dot dot? What's that s'posed to mean?
Nessie: It's like olden day talk for well … you know …
Honey honey, how he thrills me
Uh-huh, Honey honey
Honey honey nearly kills me
Uh-huh, honey honey
I'd heard about him before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean
He's a love machine
Oh he makes me dizzy!
Nessie: Oh god, what drama! Edward left me for his ENGAGED wife Tanya! The pain is unbearable but…
Jane: Aww that's terrible, poor Bella!
Nessie: …but along comes Jasper Hale! He is the kindest guy you could ever imagine, he's helping me get over Edward. I love him for his wild personality and before you know it, it becomes . . .
Bree: Dot dot dot again! (all laugh)
Honey honey let me feel it
Uh-huh, Honey honey
Honey honey don't conceal it
Uh-huh honey honey
The way that you kiss goodnight
The way that you hold me tight
I feel like I wanna sing
When you do your …
Nessie: (laughing) THING! Jasper had to leave the island, but to say as much I don't mind. I would just call our relationship, 'A one night stand' all I hoped for was that he kept in touch. But I still couldn't get over the pain Edward caused me. But here comes Emmett! He really understands the way I feel. This understanding somehow turned into dinner, then to his house and then…
J/B/N: DOT DOT DOT ! (laugh)
Honey Honey touch me baby
Uh-huh Honey honey
Honey honey hold me baby
Uh-huh honey honey
You look like a movie star
But I know just who you are
And, Honey to say the least
Nessie: You're a dog gone BEAST! Emmett has left me alone again. And I'm still not over Edward…
Bree: Wow your mum sure had a thing for Edward!
Nessie: But I found out the most amazing thing, that probably will wash away all the pain (I hope!) I'm pregnant. My life will finally take a turn!
Honey honey how you thrill me
Uh-huh honey honey
Honey honey nearly kill me
Uh-huh Honey honey
I heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean
You're a love machine
And now I'm about to know
What you mean to me…
(a/n) There you have it. Another chapter done and dusted. Yep I know Bree and Jane? A very unlikely pair. But I decided we should learn a better side of Jane seeing as she as constantly considered as evillll…. As for Bree, I seriously adore Bree, and I thought it was time to give her character a little boost! Hope ya like it ;) Xx