I don't have much to say. I'm a college girl now! Whoo! I'm actually wearing my St. John's Sweatshirt while typing this lol. I don't start classes till Wednesday, so I thought I would get this out the way, and I typed, and uploaded this all in one day. Yeah I know. I'm so amazing. You don't have to tell me. :D So, here's chapter 8. Giant cookie of their favorite flavor for anyone who gets the title reference correct! Hope you like it! Read and review, and enjoy!
Felicity Toadstool: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 was freakin awesome! Everything seriously made sense now. That was a great way to end the series!
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Arianah Johnson: Was it really that good?
Felicity Toadstool: It was amazing. Everything was all brought together, and there was so many shockers in that movie.
Mio Maple: Did you see the part with Voldermort and Draco?
Felicity Toadstool: YES! I laughed so hard at that part. I was literally crying in the theater. And the black guy's face at it too.
Mio Maple: I know! That was hilarious! And let's not forget "Not my daughter, you bitch!"
Felicity Toadstool: Mrs. Weasley is a major boss. As well as Neville Longbottom. He is freakin awesome.
Mio Maple: True. So true.
Boss Defeater wrote on Bowser Koopa's wall: I actually still fear you. I would have liked your status, but that weird nobody person beat me to it.
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Bowser Koopa: Yes! Someone here with common sense! Now if we can knock some into the rest of those idiots that don't.
Felicity Toadstool: I still don't know why you fear him. He's a complete joke compared to other villains.
Bowser Koopa: Shut it girl! You don't have any proof or anything!
Felicity Toadstool: I can name three that are more feared than you.
Bowser Koopa: Name 'em girl!
Felicity Toadstool: Ganondorf, Dimentio, and Sephiroth
Bowser Koopa: Are you kidding? I'm way more feared than that old, red haired freak, and definitely way more feared than some stupid clown, and who the hell is Sephiroth?
Felicity Toadstool: Ganondorf doesn't kidnap a princess so she would be forced to marry him. Ganondorf will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. You will seriously gets goosebumps if you look at him. And of course a demented clown is way more scarier than you. That laugh will scare the hell out of you. And Sephiroth is from the Final Fantasy series. He's so scary, but he is soo hot!
Bowser Koopa: Oh hell no! A hot guy with white hair, and demon wings is more scarier than me? Please! Looks like he just escaped from fairy land.
Felicity Toadstool: Don't let him hear you!
Bowser Koopa: What is he gonna do? Beat me? He doesn't even know where I am oh shit!
Felicity Toadstool: What?
Bowser Koopa: This is Sephiroth, and I just couldn't help but notice that you and the fool of a villain were talking about me. As I can tell from this post, you believe that I am very evil and feared and hot at the same time. I am quite grateful that you fear me and recognize my evil talents, abilities, and actions.
Felicity Toadstool: It's not a problem. Just giving credit where it's due.
Bowser Koopa: This foolish villain known as Bowser will not be on here, whatever you call this, for a while.
Felicity Toadstool: Any reason why he won't be on here for a while?
Bowser Koopa: Do you really want to know why?
Felicity Toadstool: No sir.
Bowser Koopa: I thought as much. I'll be going now. Farewell.
Felicity Toadstool: Bye Sephiroth. O_O
Laguz Lalala: Sorry to announce, but I have accidentally...destroyedpartofPeach'scastle...I'M SORRY! DX It was an accident! Samus was letting me borrrow her Zero Laser, a-and I kinda went a little crazy and now part of the castle garden is burnt to a crisp... I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry!
Peach Toadstool: You did what?
Mario Mario: Samus called me earlier if I seen her Laser around because she couldn't find it. She assumed someone stole it, and she was right.
Daisy Sarasa: Is that why it smells like a burnt salad outside? lol
Laguz Lalala: I didn't steal it! I just found it nearby the castle, and I only wanted to shoot it once! I didn't expect it to burn part of the garden! Honest!
Luigi Mario: Wait. Wasn't Felic sitting at her spot in the garden today?
Mario Mario: Yeah. She said she was gonna be there all day to read some big book for her AP class.
Daisy Sarasa: Oh yeah. She told me and sweetie that before we left. We just got back. You don't think..
Peach Toadstool: Oh my goodness! She was out there, and Laguz shot that Zero laser at the garden! Do you remember what happened when we got hit with that laser!
Mario Mario: Calm down Peach. It didn't even hurt that bad in Brawl.
Luigi Mario: Yeah, and we didn't get any real injuries from it either.
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah. So, why you stressing?
Peach Toadstool: Because we were in the Smash World, and attacks in there are less damaging in that world!
Daisy Sarasa: Ohhh. Shoot
Mario Mario: Oh damnit! I forgot about that!
Luigi Mario: Crap! We gotta find her and make sure she's okay.
Mario Mario: Right Weegee.
Peach Toadstool: Be careful, and please find her, and bring her safe and sound.
Mario Mario: We will Peach. Don't worry.
Felicity Toadstool: Ummm. Someone wanna tell me what the heck that blue light that burned down the garden was?
Peach Toadstool: Felicity! Are you alright? Are you hurt? What happened?
Felicity Toadstool: I'm still at my spot in the garden. Earlier, I saw some weird light heading toward me, so I put up a barrier around me and my spot. I only have a couple of burns and bruises from the barrier, but I'm fine Mom. Really.
Laguz Lalala: FELICITY! I am so so so so so so sorry. I accidentally used Samus' Zero laser! I didn't know it would end up that bad! DX.
Felicity Toadstool: That was you? You burned down the garden, and almost destroyed my spot, and killed me in the process?
Laguz Lalala: Yeah I know! I'm really really really sorry! Please forgive me! I really didn't mean it!
Felicity Toadstool: At this point, Laguz, I just wanna get my injuries healed, go in my room, and either read, or sleep. I'll forgive you when I don't have the urge to kill you, then bring you back alive just kill you again repeatedly.
Laguz Lalala: And when will you stop having that urge to do all that to me?
Felicity Toadstool: When I get healed, and read or sleep. Gimme a few hours.
Peach Toadstool: Mario and Luigi will be coming for you. Stay where you are.
Felicity Toadstool: Right.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Ah, the Mushroom Kingdom...I remember the day back when I was eight when I managed to save the Mushroom Kingdom from a corrupted Star God. That wasn't easy...How are things there? Is Lemmy going to try and throw another pie at me or pull some other useless prank that doesn't seem to work? I'm that curious ^.^
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Felicity Toadstool: Well, we had Bowser, alien siblings from another planet attack the Mushroom Kingdom of the past, Bowser on a island with his newest kid, a crazy and very ugly witch with a horrible laugh, and a hilarious but very short sidekick, Bowser, an evil shadow queen that rose back from her seal and possessed my mom, Bowser, a count trying to destroy all the worlds because he thought the woman he loved died, and his subordinates, an assistant who could control anyone, and shapeshifting but very freaky spider-like girl, a strongman with a Scottish accent, and a very demented clown ho always said similes, but the demented clown betray the count and tried to destroyed all the worlds himself, Bowser, Luigi's alter ego when he was brainwashed by that count's assistant who is very arrogant, and has a really awesome theme song, Bowser in space, an evil guy who almost killed Master Hand, and other worlds like Hyrule, etc, Bowser in space again, Bowser and his koopalings (all 8 of them), and that's it.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Wow. That's a lot.
Daisy Sarasa: And that was the short version of everything. I doubt you want to hear the long version.
Felicity Toadstool: LOL Daisy. And Chopper, tell me about it. Most of these could have been avoided *coughBowsercough*
Bowser Koopa: You got something to say to me girl?
Felicity Toadstool: Hey! You're still alive from Sephiroth's wrath!
Bowser Koopa: Stop getting off topic girl! What do you mean by that?
Felicity Toadstool: Well, if you just take a damn hint and realize my mom doesn't love you, and never will, most of these could have been easily avoided.
Bowser Koopa: If she doesn't love me, then why did she married me?
Felicity Toadstool: She didn't marry you! I never saw this wedding, or anything.
Bowser Koopa: You were in New York for some school related dance thing. There was a wedding, and we both said I do.
Felicity Toadstool: You forced her to. Didn't you?
Bowser Koopa: Nope. She said yes willingly! Don't believe me ask her yourself.
Felicity Toadstool: Fine! I will!
Felicity Toadstool wrote on Peach Toadstool's wall: So, when did you and Bowser get hitched, and how come I didn't know about it?
Peach Toadstool: How did you find that out?
Felicity Toadstool: My new daddy told me. You know, Bowser? The one you married while I was away!
Peach Toadstool: What else did he tell you?
Felicity Toadstool: Which part you want to answer first: The part where you said yes to him, why you married him in the first place, or why you chose to marry him after I left!
Peach Toadstool: We didn't plan this at all Felicity! Honest!
Felicity Toadstool: So, it was like the spur of the moment? Really mom?
Mario Mario: Felic, your mom and Bowser were kidnapped by Count Bleack. He wanted to obtain the Chaos Heart, so he could destroy all worlds. The only way to make it was the marriage between a powerful king and a pure princess.
Felicity Toadstool: So, you guys got married to make an evil, black heart that is able to destroy all worlds?
Peach Toadstool: No! I was brainwashed by Natasia to say I do. The marriage was over because Mario, Bowser, and I's games were all over. Dimentio ended our games, and Mario and Bowser were sent to the Underwhere, and I was sent to the Overthere.
Felicity Toadstool: To death to you part I get it! So, Bowser's not my new dad?
Peach Toadstool: Of course not!
Felicity Toadstool: Thank the lord. I'm really sorry mom for making such accusations about you.
Peach Toadstool: It's alright sweetheart. I'm so sorry I never told you everything that happened while you were gone, and I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
Felicity Toadstool: It's cool. Don't worry about it. I knew you wouldn't say I do to Bowser willingly, now Mar on the other hand...
Peach Toadstool: Felicity!
Daisy Sarasa: She has a point you know.
Peach Toadstool: Daisy! You're not helping!
Felicity Toadstool: It's true and you know it! I just know for a fact that you're blushing right now after reading that!
Mario Mario: Very funny kiddo.
Felicity Toadstool: Oh snap Mar! I thought you left this conversation ages ago! Whoops!
Mario Mario: You know for a fact that I didn't. You wanted me to see this you sneaky devil.
Felicity Toadstool: Moi? Why would you ever think that I would do such a thing like that?
Mario Mario: Call it a hunch that I have.
Felicity Toadstool: :D
Ninja Rose Vendetta wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: I'm so sorry! I just had to kick Dimentio! It was because of a really mean prank! I'm sooo sorry! Are you alright?
Felicity Toadstool: Well, after you ran like hell after you kicked Dimentio AGAIN (even though I told you not to), Dimentio saw me reading at the fountain, waiting for you. He decided to take out his crazy, demented, hell bent anger on me (since he couldn't find you), including, hitting me with multiple number of energy beams, having him duplicate, and deliver twice the pain I get from energy beams, and my favorite, trapping me in a compact magic field that I couldn't get out of, and then with a snap of his fingers, create a lot of explosions within that compact field. So I ask you in response to your question: DO I SOUND ALRIGHT!
Ninja Rose Vendetta: No. Actually, you sound like you're in a lot of pain.
Felicity Toadstool: Very good! Please, tell me something that ISN'T obvious.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: That was sarcasm right?
Felicity Toadstool: Very good. You can catch sarcasm. -_-
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Are you being sarcastic with me because of everything that happened?
Felicity Toadstool: Yes. Because I am unable to use the words I want to to express my anger at you for ditching me, and leaving me alone to deal with Dimentio even though when you were trapped, I came back and set you free from his prison. Seems fair right?
Ninja Rose Vendetta: You're right. That doesn't seem fair at all. I'm really sorry I haven't been treating you as well as you treated me. And I'm really sorry I left you alone like that with Dimentio. I promise I won't do go back to kick Dimentio ever again!
Felicity Toadstool: You promise?
Ninja Rose Vendetta: I promise.
Felicity Toadstool: *Sigh* Fine. I forgive you. You're so lucky that I'm forgiving, and can't hold grudges.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Thank you! Thank you! Wanna hang out later?
Felicity Toadstool: Ummm. I can't right now.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Why not? Aren't you in the castle?
Felicity Toadstool: No. I'm actually in the Overthere. I'm about to visit King Grambi to get another chance of life.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Dimentio ended your game! Oh crap!
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah. But it's cool. Mar told me what to do if I ended up in this situation. It's all good.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Oh. See you soon in the land of the living.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah, but can you not tell my mom, or anyone else about this? I would either get crticized or teased about this for a while.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Of course. See you soon!
Boss Defeater: Okay, you might not find Bowser scary, which I might understand to a degree, but now I've seen people randomly kicking a certain jester, WHO NEARLY DESTROYED ALL WORLDS. How is it possible you don't fear him at the very least?
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Felicity Toadstool: No one got their ass kicked by that jester. -_-
Ninja Rose Vendetta: He did a mean prank on me. He had to pay for that.
Boss Defeater: So, you kicked him in the Underwhere?
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Yup! :D
Felicity Toadstool: If you want to facepalm right now, you have the right to do so.
Boss Defeater: Thanks. *Facepalm*
Felicity Toadstool wrote on Pit Icarus's wall: Thank you for taking me out for lunch. I really had a great time.
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Pit Icarus: I'm glad you did. Though, it wasn't the way I wanted it to go.
Felicity Toadstool: You mean with the waitress flirting with you the whole time, and giving me dirty looks? Or when that Bandit tried to steal my purse, and you and the Bandit fought and fell into the fountain? Or when Prince Peasley came to visit the MK, and was being a "gentleman" to me in front of you? I just feeling really bad that all of those events were my fault.
Pit Icarus: How was all that your fault?
Felicity Toadstool: If I wasn't with you in the restaurant for lunch, she wouldn't have been all over you, and given me dirty looks. If I didn't bring my purse with us, I wouldn't have been almost robbed by that bandit, and you wouldn't have fell into the fountain. And I'm pretty sure the only reason Peasley came was because he heard I was going out to lunch with you. So, I'm really sorry that all this happened during our outing. Maybe, it's better if we didn't go back out again.
Pit Icarus: Felicity, I know for a fact that those weren't your fault. That waitress was obviously one of my crazy, weird, obsessed fangirls. They hate every girl that comes in 5 five feet near me. They would hate Palutena if she wasn't my goddess. That Bandit would have robbed someone else if he didn't come after us. And you said that Peasley's been trying to convince you to marry him, so maybe he felt threatened by me, and needed to make his appearance so you wouldn't forget about him or something. Please, don't feel bad about things that weren't in your control. And I wanna go out with you again. I had a great time with you too. Don't you?
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah, I really do. By the way, are you alright about after falling into the fountain? I tried warming you up with my flara, but you wouldn't let me.
Pit Icarus: For the last time Felic, I'm fine. I didn't want you to overexert yourself warming me up. Are you alright? You seemed very scared and worried. You almost passed out too.
Felicity Toadstool: Of course I was scared and worried! I was worried about you! You were fighting a bandit and fell into the fountain. I thought you were injured or worse. And it would have been my fault if you did get hurt.
Pit Icarus: Oh. I'm very sorry for making you worry. It wouldn't be your fault if I did get hurt. I didn't want that bandit to do any harm toward you. I couldn't care what happened to me. But when he grabbed your wrist, and tried to take your bag, I just lost it and attacked him. I just wanted to make sure you were safe.
Felicity Toadstool: Well, that's very sweet of you Pit to make sure that I was safe and all. You do realize I can take of myself, right?
Pit Icarus: I know you can, and I completely respect that, but It made me feel better, and gave me a peace of mind to know that you were safe.
Daisy Sarasa: Felicity is literally blushing so hard right now.
Felicity Toadstool: Daisy! Shut it you!
Daisy Sarasa: Well, you are! She's just really flattered by your bravery for her Pit.
Felicity Toadstool: Daisy! I think that's enough from you for today.
Daisy Sarasa: Lol suuure.
Pit Icarus wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: I never got to ask you before, are you alright from your other incidents? One of them said you died. =O
Felicity Toadstool: I'm fine. Thank you for asking. I got a few bruises from the laser incident, but they healed, and my injuries from Dimentio were healed as soon as I came to the Overthere. Yeah I kinda did die, but King Grambi brought me back, so it's all good. I'm fine really. I'm just having the worse luck lately.
Pit Icarus: That's great to hear. You made me worried when I was saw those statuses and wall posts. But I'm sure this bad luck won't last long.
Felicity Toadstool: Sorry about that. And thanks.
Pit Icarus: It's fine. Don't worry about it. Knowing that you're safe is good enough for me. So, do you think you're up to accompany me to dinner friday night?
Felicity Toadstool: Pit Icarus, if I didn't know any better I think you are asking me on a date. lol
Pit Icarus: Maybe I am. :D
Felicity Toadstool: Well what if I told you that I may be accepting your offer on that date?
Pit Icarus: Then I am definitely asking you on a date.
Felicity Toadstool: LMAO then I am definitely accepting your offer.
Pit Icarus: Pick you up at 7?
Felicity Toadstool: 7's perfect. See ya then ;)
Laguz Lalala: YAY! FELICITY AND PIT ARE GOING ON ANOTHER DATE! XDDDDDDDD
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Felicity Toadstool: I just have two questions for you: 1) How the heck did 1,489 people like this status? and 2) Will you do this every time Pit and I go out together?
Laguz Lalala: I got answers for both of those: 1) You have A LOT of people(including ME XDDDD) who wanted you and him to date. and 2) OF COURSE! WHY WOULD'NT I? :DDDDD
Felicity Toadstool: So If we somehow managed to get through all of this and somehow, by some freaking miracle, we get engaged, you're going to do this too?
Laguz Lalala: DUH! But it will way more bigger than this one, and more will like it :DDDDDDDDD
Felicity Toadstool: Ahhh I see. Hey! Junior's gonna invade the MK monday. Wanna glomp him?
Laguz Lalala: YES! YAAAAAAY!
Arianah Johnson: Who runs the world?
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Peach Toadstool: Girls!
Daisy Sarasa: Girls!
Mario Mario: World Leaders.
Luigi Mario: God.
Bowser Koopa: Me.
Toad Kinopio:Princess Peach.
Felicity Toadstool: Chuck Norris. Girls come a close second.
Mario Mario: Lol.
Felicity Toadstool: So Irene was somewhat of a fail. But R.I.P to those 9 people who died during it though.
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Peach Toadstool: People died in that?
Felicity Toadstool: Yea, because trees fell from the Hurricane.
Mario Mario: Yeah. An eleven year old boy was killed when a tree fell in his apartment.
Peach Toadstool: Oh my goodness! And you wanted to go there during that!
Felicity Toadstool: But Mom! It was nothing! Trees always falls during those Hurricanes.
Peach Toadstool: But you could have been killed by one of them! You can't use your magic there to save yourself! You know that!
Mario Mario: She's right. We know you're old enough to handle things, but there some things you can't really handle, and this is one of them.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah. I guess you're right. Thanks for looking out for me guys.
Peach Toadstool: Of course we would look out for you! We love you, and would do anything to make sure you were safe and sound.
Mario Mario: Your mom's right. We love you dearly, and you're our only child. We don't want anything that could be prevented to happen to you.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks guys. I love you too.
Daisy Sarasa: Beyonce's pregnant! Congrats girl!
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Luigi Mario: You're watching the VMAs too?
Daisy Sarasa: Felic, Peach and I are watching it, and out mouths literally dropped when she showed that bulge.
Felicity Toadstool: The part with Kanye and Jay was soo hilarious. He looked so embarrassed.
Mario Mario: Yeah, but what the heck was up with Lady Gaga and her Danny Zuko costume?
Felicity Toadstool: I will never know, but I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that. Did you guys see her almost fall of the piano. Hilarious!
Luigi Mario: Right. I was kinda expecting something out there, but that was something I didn't expect.
Mario Mario: Yeah. Really unexpected.
Felicity Toadstool: True that.
Felicity Toadstool: Someone wanna tell me how the heck did Tyler The Creator won Best New Artist? Dude was wearing a rainbow tie-dye shirt with a cat on it. And his mom was waving her arms like she was in Church! lmao smh.
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Daisy Sarasa: What does smh mean?
Felicity Toadstool: Shake my head.
Daisy Sarasa: Ohhhhh wow. Thanks a lot.
Felicity Toadstool: No prob.
Peach Toadstool: I didn't know who this Amy Winehouse person is, and I never heard her music, but she was way too young to die like that. R.I.P Ms Winehouse, and the Bruno Mars guy did a great job with the tribute to her.
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Felicity Toadstool: I was like :D when Lil Wayne came out to sing how to love, then I was like :/ when he was singing autotune, and then I was like :l when he finished. Should have listen to Kevin's advice. SMH.
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Mario Mario: That sounds a little messed up Felic.
Felicity Toadstool: It's true! He's freaking black! What kind of black man you see "playing" a guitar and crap like that? None! It's very unlikely that you see one.
Luigi Mario: There could be a black guitarist out there.
Felicity Toadstool: I didn't say it was impossible. It's just unlikely that you see a black man play guitar. Like it's unlikely seeing Wario giving money to charity.
Mario Mario: Very good point.
Luigi Luigi: True.
So that's Chapter 8. I'm sorry if it isn't funny cause I've been settling into college, and now this Hurricane Irene is causing trouble in NY. Btw, Rest in Peace to the people that have died in this. The last Harry Potter movie was amazing. Btw, if you know what part I'm talking about, don't ruin it for everyone else in your review.I advise you to go see it, but read the books or the movies before you do. The Sephiroth idea came from a review talking about putting Sora and em in it. At first, I laughed off the idea, but then I thought about it for a while, and that was the ending result. And I bought Super Paper Mario a while back. I managed to get four hearts in three days (Yeah. I'm that awesome :D), so I decided to put that in there. And should I make a little one-shot about Felicity and Pit's lunch date. I'm thinking about it, but I'm not sure. Leave what you think about the idea in your reviews. I was totally finished with this until I saw the VMAs, and I just had to write statuses about it because it was 's all I gotta say. Please review! This is Hopefaith2 signing off. See ya!