Here you guys go! Chapter 11. I don't have a lot to say since it's 5 in the morning, and I have a lot of reading and homework to do today. I don't own anything. Felicity's owned by me. The OCs are owned by their owners. Everything else is owned by their respective companies. So, read, review and enjoy!
Chopper of Planet Clara: Who else agrees that Bowser needs to take anger management classes?
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Bowser Koopa: Screw you green marshmallow, and the 1,748 people who like this! All your homes will be burned down to bits with my fire breaths.
Mario Mario: Yup. Anger management issues.
Bowser Koopa: I do not have anger management issues! It's idiots like you that make me so mad.
Mario Mario: Stop kidnapping my girlfriend and we can come up with a mutual agreement.
Bowser Koopa: I won't stop till my wife is home where she belongs!
Chopper of Planet Clara: And this is why we can't get anywhere with this.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Who the heck is selling dolls of myself? No, really! I'm starting to see them around! Who's selling them? In fact, who would even buy those things?
Felicity Toadstool: You sure it's not Mar's toy company making little versions of you to make more profit?
Chopper of Planet Clara: Mario has a toy company?
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah. He has this big factory in Diamond City I think.
Chopper Of Planet Clara: You mean those little mini things are made by him?
Felicity Toadstool: Yup! They're so adorable!
Chopper of Planet Clara: Yeah they are kinda cute, but the dolls don't look anything like the minis.
Felicity Toadstool: Oh. Well, that sucks. I hope you find the culprit!
AmperDavid: I've finally decided on an absolute set of two-word characterizations for the most major major characters on Facebook.
Mario: Protector Plumber
Peach: Absolute Purity
Felicity: Magician Teen
Bowser: Fiery Redhead
Daisy: Hot-blooded Tomboy
Luigi: Freakin' Luigi.
Pit: Angelic Guy
And of course,
Arachni: Psychotic Spider (on Facebook)
AmperDavid: Collected Author
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Mario Mario: Theses fits us so well. I like mine.
Peach Toadstool: Absolute Purity? I guess that describes me.
Felicity Toadstool: It describes you in more ways than one. And magician teen? I was thinking more like clever witch, but that works as well.
Bowser Koopa: Fiery redhead? What the hell? What about awesome king, or terrifying beast?
Daisy Sarasa: Fiery redhead fits you just fine Bowser. And hot-blooded tomboy? Me like.
Luigi Mario: That fits you real well Daisy. But I don't get what my says. It just says Freakin' Luigi.
Pit Icarus: You're so awesome, you don't need words to describe you. You're awesome just being Luigi.
Luigi Mario: Cool, and yours fit you good too.
Felicity Toadstool: It definitely does. ;)
Laguz Lalala: Isn't Sonic Colors supposed to be good? I tried it, but I hated it. The normal running around stuff was boring, and when those platformer parts were added, they screwed me up completely cause they were in the worst possible parts of a level possible. If all Sonic games are like that, I think I'll stick with my Nintendo games.
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Felicity Toadstool: I didn't think Sonic Colors was bad. The platforms were very interesting, and the power ups from the Wisps made it very unique. And the voice acting was better.
Laguz Lalala: Nah. It just didn't appeal to me. I just hated it.
Felicity Toadstool: SEGA is trying to make better Sonic games, and I believe they're on their way.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Thanks a lot Felicity! Nice to know there's still fans out there.
Laguz Lalala: Holy crap! It's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Felicity Toadstool: Whoa. Uh hello Mr. Hedgehog. How are you today?
Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm fine. Always running, and just call me Sonic. You're Princess Peach's daughter, right? Princess Felicity?
Felicity Toadstool: You can call me Felicity or Felic. It's a honor to meet you! I've heard so many things about you!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Thanks, but I've heard a lot about you from Mario and them. You're one cool girl in my book.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks Sonic. That means a lot coming from you.
Catherine Eliza: I've got a frying pan. GOOMBAS BEWARE!
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Felicity Toadstool: I believe you got that from either one of two sources: My mom, who uses a frying pan as a weapon, or Rapunzel from "Tangled".
Catherine Eliza: Both really.
Felicity Toadstool: Knew it.
Mario Mario wrote on Felicity Toadstool's Wall: Would you like to explain to me why you and Laguz were talking to Sonic the Hedgehog?
Felicity Toadstool: He just came out of nowhere! Honest! And what's wrong with talking to Sonic?
Mario Mario: He's my rival since 1991 Felic. And let's not forget what happened at E3.
Sonic the Hedgehog: It's true Mario. I came into the girls' conversation. No need for her to get in trouble for something that she didn't do.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog: No prob.
Catherine Eliza: I feel like such a kid. I just watched like 5 Disney movies. That was so NOT a waste of a weekend :)
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Felicity Toadstool: I'm guessing one of them is Tangled.
Catherine Eliza: Yup. That, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King, and Finding Nemo.
Arianah Johnson: I love those movies. Little Mermaid is my favorite. It's the best Disney movie!
Felicity Toadstool: The Little Mermaid shows that it's okay to leave everything behind for some guy you met for five seconds!
Arianah Johnson: And what is your favorite, and your opinion of the best Disney movie?
Felicity Toadstool: Beauty and the Beast. Nuff said.
Arianah Johnson: Oh please! I got four words for you: Beastiality and Stockholm Syndrome.
Felicity Toadstool: Oh come on! The protagonist is a smart, beautiful woman who loves to read, and doesn't want to settle for the first strong, good looking man she sees. She also makes rational decisions, unlike someone else I know.
Amy Thomas: Guys! Did either you guys do the Physics homework?
Felicity Toadstool: Oh crap I forgot about that.
Arianah Johnson: Me too!
Amy Thomas: Well maybe you should stop arguing over Disney movies and do your homework.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah.
Arianah Johnson: You're right.
Amy Thomas: And for the record, Tangled is the best Disney movie.
Boss Defeater: Looked again at my status for figuring out who the Nobody is... Discovered that neither Peach or Toadette, from the people that are canon in the Mario universe, had posted. Explication?
Toadette Kinopio: I was working at the Castle.
Peach Toadstool: I was sleeping off the cold.
Boss Defeater: And how do we know you're not lying?
Mario Mario: I was in her room while she was sleeping. She didn't wake up till 5.
Toad Kinopio: And I was helping Toadette the whole time. She didn't get on till 6.
Boss Defeater: Alright, so then who's this nobody!
Mario Mario: Maybe we'll never know.
Luigi Mario: Can someone teach me how to Dougie?
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Felicity Toadstool: I can! And I can teach you the Jerk, Soulja Boy, and the Cupid Shuffle if ya like! :D
Peach Toadstool: How do you know how to do those dances?
Felicity Toadstool: I do go to a dance school every Monday-Friday from 6-10. You think I wouldn't learn from them.
Mario Mario: I know how to do those too. Brooklyn represent!
Felicity Toadstool: Excuse me, but I believe Queens is where it's at.
Mario Mario: Sorry kiddo, but it's Brooklyn all the way.
Felicity Toadstool: You're very mistaken Mar. Don't worry it comes with age. It's all Queens.
Mario Mario: I'm fine kiddo. You're young so I'll let that slide. But Brooklyn is where it's at.
Felicity Toadstool: You wanna go man?
Mario Mario: Dance off. 20 minutes.
Felicity Toadstool: Done.
Sonic the Hedgehog wrote on Mario Mario's wall: Hey buddy! How's your Olympics team doing so far in training?
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Mario Mario: How did you get on here?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Tails' computer. You know how much of a techno wiz he is.
Mario Mario: Yeah, you're right. We're doing just fine, especially the two new people I recruited. They're doing exceptionally well.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Good to hear, but my team will win again like we did in Vancouver.
Mario Mario: No way! Your team won't stand a chance against us!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Oh really?
Mario Mario: Yeah really. Just wait. In London, we're gonna beat you!
Sonic the Hedgehog: We'll see.
Cap'n Felicity Toadstool be writin' on Cap'n Bowser Koopa's Plank: So you have red hair, so you're a ginger. Does that mean you have no soul? Cause if you don't, that would explain a lot.
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Cap'n Bowser Koopa: I do have a soul you smart mouthed bitch! I outta come there and beat the crap out of you saying that!
Cap'n Felicity Toadstool: ^ If that does not show anger management issues, then I don't what will. LMAO
Mario Mario: I'm Hungary.
Peach Toadstool: Mario, Czech the fridge.
Mario Mario: Okay. I'm Russian to the kitchen.
Luigi Mario: How about some Turkey?
Daisy Sarasa: Or some Chile?
Felicity Toadstool: Aren't they both covered in Greece?
Mario Mario: They are. Ew. There's Norway they're safe to eat.
Daisy Sarasa: What about that Canada soup?
Mario Mario: That's Peach's. Along with the Cuba cheese.
Luigi Mario: Denmark her name on them.
Felicity Toadstool: Are you Ghana order out?
Mario Mario: Kenya do it for me? Iran two kilometers today.
Bowser Koopa: What makes you think Yukon girl?
Felicity Toadstool: Don't be Haiti on me Bowser. :p
Daisy Sarasa: My heart's a stereo. It beats for your, so listen close. Hear my thoughts in every note.
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Arianah Johnson: I love that song!
Mio Maple: It's soo amazing!
Amy Thomas: Not to mention Adam Levine is so hot.
Daisy Sarasa: Definitely.
Waluigi Wario: I will always listen to your beautiful heart Daisy!
Daisy Sarasa: Shut up and leave me alone ya creep! I don't love you! I love Luigi!
Luigi Mario: That's right! So back off!
Luigi Mario: I got those moves like Jagger.
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Eclair Babineaux: I would not doubt that cutie ;)
Felicity Toadstool: I love that song, and you mind stepping off my cousin's man?
Eclair Babineaux: You're that tomboy's cousin? I guess some things do run in the family.
Felicity Toadstool: You wanna say that to my face, and not behind a computer screen?
Luigi Mario: Felic, calm down. I'll handle this. Look princess, I don't love you. I love Daisy with all my heart and soul. Don't you dare come on here and insult my girlfriend or her cousin!
Felicity Toadstool: You tell them Lou.
Laguz Lalala: T.G.I.F! WHOOO!
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Mario Mario: Yes!
Luigi Mario: Hallelujah!
Felicity Toadstool: Aw yeah! Time to get the party started!
Daisy Sarasa: You know it girl!
Peach Toadstool: Of course. After a long week, we need to relax and enjoy ourselves!
Daisy Sarasa: You know it cousin!
Mario Mario: It's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
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Pauline Johnson: Aww Mario! I knew you still loved me!
Felicity Toadstool: Aren't these words to a Bruno Mars song?
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah they are.
Felicity Toadstool: lmao wow. And you know what that song's message is right?
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah lmao. You?
Felicity Toadstool: Definitely. lmao
Pauline Johnson: Screw you two! Mario loves me and nothing else matters!
Peach Toadstool: Actually, he was referring that to me. We were watching this rerun of "Glee", and we were singing along, and jokingly saying how we would like this kind of wedding.
Felicity Toadstool: I'm totally holding you onto that Mom.
Mario Mario: Peach's right Pauline. You're wrong. Sorry.
Pauline Johnson: What? Nooo! Just wait! You'll all regret this!
Felicity Toadstool: Compared to my mom, and cousin, I'm not as pretty as them. I'm way too different from them to be related to them. No wonder why people find it hard to believe I'm related to them.
Toad Kinopio: Dislike.
Toadette Kinopio: I agree with Toad.
Mario Mario: What? That's not true. You are beautiful young lady.
Luigi Mario: Felic, you're a very pretty girl!
Daisy Sarasa: Exactly! You come from a gorgeous family, so that automatically means your groegeous!
Peach Toadstool: They're right sweetheart, you are beautiful in your own way.
Felicity Toadstool: Of course you guys would say that. You're my family. You're supposed to say that. I just don't feel like I compare to you guys. That's why I was so surprised when someone out there actually wanted me. I have a lot of self esteem issues.
Mario Mario: I know you see me on the radio.
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Daisy Sarasa: True.
Luigi Mario: I know you heard me on the radio.
Daisy Sarasa: True.
Mario Mario: But you still don't pay me no attention. Listenin' to what your girlfriends mention.
Luigi Mario: He's a slut. He's a ho. He's a freak. Got a different girl everyday of the week.
Mario Mario: It's cool, not tryin' to put a rush on you.
Luigi Mario: I had to let you know that I got a crush on you.
Felicity Toadstool: Ay yo shorty, won't you go get a bag of the lethal. I'll be undressed in the bra all see thru. While you count your jewels thinkin' Imma cheat you. The only one thing I wanna do is freak you. Keep your stone sets. I got my own briquets. And I'll be doing things that you won't regret. Lil Kim the Queen Bee so you best take heed. Shall I proceed?
Daisy Sarasa: Yes indeed!
Peach Toadstool: No you shall not! What are you saying young lady! This is indeed unladylike!
Felicity Toadstool: Relax Mom. It's just lyrics from Lil Kim's from the song Mar and Lou are writing out.
Peach Toadstool: Oh dear. I assumed you really meant that. I'm so sorry!
Felicity Toadstool: It's cool. But I absolutely love this song.
Mario Mario: I'm surprised you actually know this song. The song came out in 97, You must have been either 1 or 2 when it came out.
Felicity Toadstool: How could I not hear this song from the Queen Bee herself and Biggie! This song is still amazing even after a decade!
Luigi Mario: True that.
Daisy Sarasa: Yup. Nicki Minaj doesn't have anything on Lil Kim.
Mario Mario: That's so true.
Felicity Toadstool: Dance rehearsal till 7. Be back later!
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Mario Mario: Whatcha rehearsing for kiddo?
Felicity Toadstool: I'm dancing to Beauty and the Beast, while two people sing to it. It's a combo performance for the showcase that's coming up next week.
Luigi Mario: Which version?
Felicity Toadstool: Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson version.
Mario Mario: When next week?
Felicity Toadstool: Friday night. At 7.
Mario Mario: You know we'll all be there to watch you perform.
Peach Toadstool: Yes! I always wanted to see you perform! I'm sure you'll be great.
Daisy Sarasa: Scratch that, she'll be amazing! Just like her mom.
Luigi Mario: Definitely. If she can do killer hip hop moves, then this will be nothing for her. What dance are you doing?
Felicity Toadstool: Modern. I can move around a lot more in Modern dances than ballet.
Peach Toadstool: Have you done Pointe yet?
Felicity Toadstool: A few times. It's really fun doing Pointe.
Pit Icarus: Can I come as well. I always wanted to see you dance. I've heard from everyone that you're really good.
Felicity Toadstool: Of course you can. The more, the merrier! Thanks for having my back on this. I'm such a nervous wreck at the moment.
Peach Toadstool: You'll be fine sweetheart! You will do amazing job. Just remember, that we'll always love you and be behind you 100% whatever you do.
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks guys. I really needed that.
Pit Icarus: To the girl I love with all my heart, Felicity:
When I gaze in rapturous admiration
At your perfection and beauty
And stare in wonder and longing
At your swaying, feline grace,
Oh, how it is better to remain silent
Than attempt in total futility
To describe the awe I feel
About matters that speech is incompetent to express
Or strive to convey in vain my wondrous elation,
As I immerse myself in your autumn eyes
And with utmost joy, tell you,
Just how much I love you.
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Peach Toadstool: That is so sweet!
Daisy Sarasa: Absolutely adorable.
Felicity Toadstool: This poem is for...me?
Pit Icarus: Of course it is. You're the only girl I love. I saw your status about how you didn't think you were pretty, so I looked up a poem that describe exactly how I feel about you.
Felicity Toadstool: Thank you so much. I literally have tears in my eyes right now lol. You don't know how better this makes me feel.
Pit Icarus: You're very welcome. There was another one about how if I was an angel and I cut my wings to see your beauty, but this one was better.
Felicity Toadstool: Lol of course it is. I would have taken that poem so literally than romantic lol.
So that's it. I'm really too tired to say anything else other than keep reading and reviewing and choosing your favorite statuses you wanna see as a one-shot. And on that note, I am going to sleep. And they do have the Pirate language on Facebook, so I thought why not use it on one? My profile is actually set on Pirate talk believe it or not. :D And before I forget, I used these songs in this order, "Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes feat Adam Levine, "Moves like Jagger" by Maroon feat Christina Aguilera, "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry,"Marry You" by Bruno Mars, and "Crush On You" By Lil Crease feat The Notorious B.I.G (R.I.P Biggie), and Lil Kim. Keep on the lookout for the next chapter of this, and the third chapter of "Rise of the Mistress of Magic", coming soon to a laptop near you! Until next time!
~Hopefaith2