Hello ladies and gents! This is Hopefaith2 bringing you chapter 13! This is longer than Chapter 12 (about 9000 words or such. I'm just going by the count on the screen.), so brace yourself for horrible jokes, and somewhat offensive puns. So, read and review, and enjoy!
WARNING: Do not read if you are Justin Bieber fan (whether you are open of closet fan). There is some Justin Bieber bashing due to recent events. So, I don't want a bunch of Justin Bieber fan girls come rioting against me in a group of mob and wanting my head. That is all.
Felicity Toadstool: Thank you guys for throwing me a surprise sweet 16! It was so sweet of your guys for you to do that for me. You guys are awesome! Words cannot describe how grateful I am for this!
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Peach Toadstool: You're absolutely welcome sweetheart! You deserve to have the greatest sweet 16 ever!
Mario Mario: She's right. You're our special little girl, and you deserve nothing but the best for you birthday!
Daisy Sarasa: And that was a banging party!
Luigi Mario: Seeing Bowser trying to beat Mario in a dance off was hilarious.
Pit Icarus: And after he couldn't beat Mar, he thought he could beat Felic cause she was younger, and girl.
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah, but I totally proved him wrong! But thank you guy so much. I really appreciate it.
Hope Boyd: Everyone, go on free rice dot com. Every time you answer a question right, they donate 10 grains of rice to the World Food Programme to end world hunger! I already donated over 10,000 grains of rice! You guys can do it too!
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Mario Mario: Wow! That's amazing Hope! I donated 700 so far. I'm doing English (vocabulary).
Luigi Mario: I donated 300. It's not much. Basic Chemistry.
Daisy Sarasa: Aww sweetie! Don't feel bad! You're helping end World Hunger! I'm proud of you!
Luigi Mario: Thanks Daisy. :D
Felicity Toadstool: I donated 1,000. I'm doing Spanish.
Pit Icarus: 1,500. English Grammar.
Peach Toadstool: 5,000, and still going!
Felicity Toadstool: Whoa Mom! Which subject are you doing?
Peach Toadstool: Literature. I was hoping they had a section based on Shakespeare on here, but I had to settle with that.
Daisy Sarasa: It's no surprise that English was her best subject. As Gym was mine.
Mario Mario: You mom is very beautiful, and very smart, She always find a way to escape Bowser's clutches, and send me messages and hints on my adventures. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have made it as far as I did.
Peach Toadstool: Aww Mario. You're so sweet!
DJ Toad: Just packin' a few things before visitin' this dude's crib. I bet it's totally off the hook! How the Prof and I are gonna get there is probably via his doodad or somethin' like that. Bet the whole dang place is different from da Mushroom Kingdom. Accordin' to this letter, some kinda shindig or beach party is gonna happen there and I've been requested to be their deejay or special guest. Sorry for ditchin' y'all but I gotta go! Peace! ;)
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Chopper of Planet Clara: I just got some pinatas of Maquano and Dimentio! Who wants to join in the beating of these pinatas? I've got free pizza!
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Ninja Rose Vendetta: OMG, A Dimentio pinata? :DDD Wait. For. MEEE! :DD
Felicity Toadstool: I'm down!
Mario Mario: Me too!
Luigi Mario: Me three!
Bowser Koopa: Me four!
Daisy Sarasa: Me five!
Luigi Mario: Daisy, why are you going? You never met Dimentio or Manquano.
Daisy Sarasa: So, I can't pass up an opportunity to beat a pinata, and free pizza!
Luigi Mario: True. So true.
Hope Boyd: Did my first scratch off and won a buck.
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Mario Mario: When did you do that?
Hope Boyd: On my birthday. The first and only time I won in a scratch off.
Mario Mario: Nice going.
Boss Defeater: Scratch offs are evil.
Hope Boyd: Only if you have a gambling addiction. lol :D
Catherine Eliza wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: Hey Felic? Could you please convince Toadworth that I'm not a terrorist? I was going to the castle to give you your belated birthday present since I forgot to bring it to school, and Toadworth opened it, exclaimed it was a bomb, and shooed me away. Apparently he doesn't know what an underwater camera looks like -_-
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Felicity Toadstool: Of course! Don't worry about him! He's kinda paranoid with all the kidnappings that go around here and such. But an underwater camera! That's awesome! Now I can take pictures of the sea life at Isle Delfino! Thank you!
Catherine Eliza: No prob girl. But when you bring that up, it makes a lot of sense when you think about it. And he is old. How old is Toadsworth anyway?
Felicity Toadstool: Oh. Well...umm I don't really know to be honest. Maybe mom knows.
Boss Defeater is a relationship with Nobody.
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Felicity Toadstool: Really?
Pit Icarus: Boss I never knew.
Boss Defeater: I DON'T MEAN THE NOBODY IN THIS STORY, OR ODYSSEUS FOR THAT MATTER, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT NAMED HIM/HERSELF NOBODY! I MEANT THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD!
Nobody: Well Boss, you are pretty cute yourself. ;)
Boss Defeater: AHHHHH!
Felicity Toadstool: Ay caramba! DWL
Pit Icarus: This literally made my day in so many ways.
Amy Thomas: Anyone heard of a game called Portal? Portal 2? My creator's been obsessed with it, and it's getting a bit annoying. :/ Now she's making me like it! DX
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Hope Boyd: I've heard of those games. I don't play them. Not my cup of tea.
Amy Thomas: Lucky you.
Hope Boyd: lol
DJ Toad wrote on Felicity Toadstool's Wall: Yo, F! Do ya mind if I lay down your radical, phattest tunes on mah turntable Club 64 tonight? I'm promise you'll get credit for them, homegirl! I know you'll be a famous songwriter one day. Keep it real, Felic!
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Felicity Toadstool: Sure thing. But, who are you?
DJ Toad: Oh werd! You never met me! I'm DJ Toad! Mushroom Kingdom's most hippest and famous DJ!
Felicity Toadstool: Ohhhh. Hey. I'm Felicity, but you can call me Felic for short. And how did you hear about me?
DJ Toad: I hear about you through your music girl! That Bowser Intruder was popping! You got skills!
Felicity Toadstool: Thanks.
Sparkle Silaria changed her name to Anelia Solrane.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Dimentio's clothing choice ... Is it a poncho, or a dress ..? I would love to hear your thought! xD
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Felicity Toadstool: I seriously thought it was a poncho.
Peach Toadstool: That's what I thought.
Mario Mario: Poncho.
Luigi Mario: Poncho.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Dress.
Bowser Koopa: ^What the green marshmallow said.
Felicity Toadstool: It clearly looks like a poncho.
Chopper of Planet Clara: No Felic, it's a dress.
Felicity Toadstool: It's a poncho.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Dress!
Felicity Toadstool: Poncho!
Chopper of Planet Clara: Dress!
Hope Boyd: ENOUGH! I'm going to settle this once and for all! It's not a poncho or dress! It's a one suit that makes up the attire of a Jester (because that's what he is). There. it's over and done with.
Hope Boyd: OH MY GOSH IT'S SNOWING...in October? What?
Mario Mario: Seriously?
Hope Boyd: Deadass. It's literally snowing on campus.
Luigi Mario: That's so weird.
Daisy Sarasa: When does it usually start to snow?
Felicity Toadstool: Around late November, early December.
Daisy Sarasa: Wow. That's really early.
Hope Boyd: I think the end of the world is truly upon us. Damn.
Mario Mario: Oh come on Hope. Just because it snowed, doesn't mean the end of the world is next year.
Luigi Mario: So, you don't believe in that end of the world stuff bro?
Mario Mario: Of course not!
Felicity Toadstool: Weren't you about to buy an "End of World kit" a couple of weeks ago?
Mario Mario: No. Quiet you!
Luigi Mario: lol.
DJ Toad wrote on Bowser Koopa's Wall: Yo, dude. You seriously need to take a chill pill. Shoutin' at any dude or dudette is totally uncool.
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Felicity Toadstool: So true.
Mario Mario: He's right
Daisy Sarasa: Werd.
Chopper Of Planet Clara: That's what I said.
Bowser Koopa: Shut it you ugly fungi before I come over there and kick your ass! And as for the rest of you, you better not start anything with me! I know where you all live!
Felicity Toadstool: As we know where you live too. We broke in there tons of times, kicked your butt, saved my mom, and got out before Dinnertime.
Mario Mario: Not even before dinnertime. We got out before lunch sometimes too.
Felicity Toadstool: Oh right.
Bowser Koopa: To hell with all of you!
Boss Defeater: What was the pirate's favorite letter?
Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.
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Hope Boyd: Anti-jokes?
Boss Defeater: Yup!
Hope Boyd: Nice man.
Felicity Toadstool: lmao.
Daisy Sarasa: I'm confused. Isn't it r?
Hope Boyd: An anti-joke is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
Daisy Sarasa: Ohhh. That is funny though.
Luigi Mario: Indeed it is.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Does the Underwhere have internet connection? If it does, may God help us all! DX
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Felicity Toadstool: When we went down there, we didn't see any laptops or the such. I'm gonna guess that there isn't. Maybe Chopper knows.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Not to my knowledge. If it did, we would all be screwed if Dimentio saw all this now.
Dimentio Romano: Indeed I do see it as you all see the sky.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Dimentio! How did you get on here!
Dimentio Romano: I sneaked my way on here like Mario sneaks into Bowser's castle regularly.
Felicity Toadstool: Oh crap. We're in trouble.
Dimentio Romano: Like a child who broke an expensive vase.
Ninja Rose Vendetta: Great! Now what are we gonna do? He's gonna kill us all.
Dimentio Romano: You are wrong like a child who answered a question wrong. I have no intention of harming any of you. I am doing this as a favor to the author of Hope and Faith. She requested my presence, and I accepted her request. And now, I must take my leave. Ciao!
Ninja Rose Vendetta:...Felic, your author is evil. An evil genius.
Chopper of Planet Clara: Seriously! How did she find time to do all that I have no idea.
Felicity Toadstool: I know! A sneaky, and evil woman. Truly evil and sneaky.
Hope Boyd: Glad you all enjoyed my little prank there! Another Hopefaith2 original! Muhahaha!
Anelia Solrane: I cannot believe I'm turning 16 next month. I can't wait! :D
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Felicity Toadstool: It's a great feeling.
Anelia Solrane: Really?
Felicity Toadstool: To me, it was like a rite of passage from embarking from childhood to adulthood.
Hope Boyd: That's how I felt when i bought my first scratch off. lol
Felicity Toadstool: How does it feel to be 18?
Hope Boyd: I feel great. I have a lot more freedom, and more privileges. I have the right to vote, enlist in war, almost everything...except drink alcohol. Do you know that the U.S is the only country whose drinking age is 21?
Felicity Toadstool: Wow.
Hope Boyd: That is why I'm going to Canada one day. That and Marijuana's legal. lmao
Hope Boyd: How many blondes did it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was an electrician.
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Boss Defeater: Good one.
Hope Boyd: Thank you. Thank you.
Chopper of Planet Clara wrote on Bowser Koopa's wall: You REALLY need to take anger management classes. 'Cause if you don't, I'm going to tell your mother on you! ...Or better yet, I'll slam your tail in the door of a luxury sedan! :D
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Felicity Toadstool: Where are you going to find a luxury sedan?
Chopper of Planet Clara: I don't know really.
Bowser Koopa: You green marshmallow! I'd like to see you try and tell my mother on me!
Felicity Toadstool: Chopper, I got his mom's number! I'll message it to you!
Bowser Koopa: How the hell did you find that?
Felicity Toadstool: The Phonebook. Duh! By the way, expect a phone call from your mother in a couple of minutes.
Bowser Koopa: Damnit!
Mario Mario: Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Felicity Toadstool: Win!
Hope Boyd: Good one.
Luigi Mario: Nice one bro. It sounds like something Dwight would say!
Mario Mario: That's what I thought.
Boss defeater: Funny.
Boss Defeater wrote on Hope Boyd's wall: So, how did you come up with Felicity's name?
Hope Boyd: Her name was supposed to be temporary until I came up with something better. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of one, so the name stuck.
Boss Defeater: Really? Where did you get the name from?
Hope Boyd: I accidentally found the show "Felicity", and lo and behold, it became her name until I could think of something better. But, as you can see, I couldn't, so the name stuck.
Felicity Toadstool: So you got my name from television? Really?
Hope Boyd: Be grateful that I didn't choose Shanaynay or Kilolo. You was almost named Shambrika.
Luigi Mario: How do you confuse a Blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Felicity Toadstool: We should try this out on Mom. lmao jk.
Peach Toadstool: How rude! are you trying to imply the dumb blonde stereotype?
Pauline Johnson: Well, if the shoe fits.
Felicity Toadstool: Please let's no start this up again. We could easily put you on blast Pauline. And I mean EASILY.
Daisy Sarasa: Peach, he point of the joke is that doing that would confuse everyone. It's an Anti-joke.
Peach Toadstool: Ohhhh. Now it makes much more sense now.
Pit Icarus: I have the best girlfriend in the world. She came all the way to Angel Land, just to take care of me, even though she could have gotten sick herself. Felicity Toadstool, baby, you're the greatest.
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Felicity Toadstool: lol awww. You're so sweet! And melodramatic. lol
Laguz Lalala: This can be another story you tell your kids! XDDDD
Felicity Toadstool: Laguz, sometimes you are too much for me.
Pit Icarus: I agree on that.
Boss Defeater: Ah, the love stories... Practice them, for future children will force them out of you.
Felicity Toadstool: Well then you should do the same with you and the nobody.
Boss Defeater: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT NOBODY!
Nobody: Awww come on Boss. Don't be shy. Tell them how we met sugar. ;)
Boss Defeater: You stay out of this! I never even met you! I don't even know you!
Hope Boyd: Got my iPhone 4S for my birthday gift, and I am loving it so much!
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Felicity Toadstool: Is it really that good?
Mario Mario: I was going to get one myself. In Black.
Luigi Mario: Same in white.
Hope Boyd: Mine's in white. It's really great. I'm having way too much fun on it! There so many things you can do on it!
Mario Mario: Nice.
Daisy Sarasa: A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
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Felicity Toadstool: That is hilarious!
Boss defeater: The _ walks into a bar joke. A very nice counter.
Daisy Sarasa: Thank you.
Bowser Koopa: My mom actually grounded me.
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Mario Mario: HAHAHAHAH!
Luigi Mario: Did she give you a spanking too?
Daisy Sarasa: Awww Bowsie got in trouble! Bowsie got in trouble!
Felicity Toadstool: Calling his mother: Best. Idea. Ever
Chopper of Planet Clara: I told you I would.
Bowser Koopa: I hate all you bastards!
Felicity Toadstool: Careful! Don't make me call your mommy again, and tell her you're cursing!
Bowser Koopa: *mumbles*
Luigi Mario: The awkward moment when a 17 year old singer is hit with a Paternity Suit by a 20 year old woman.
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Felicity Toadstool: The awkward moment when you realize that 17 year old singer is actually a man.
Laguz Lalala: The awkward moment when you find out that he actually had it in him.
Daisy Sarasa: ^ Exactly what I thought.
Peach Toadstool: Girls! That's very rude to say about him.
Daisy Sarasa: You thought he was a girl too when you first heard him!
Mario Mario: We all did Peachie. Don't worry about it.
Felicity Toadstool: I have one question: If she did have a child with him, doesn't that mean she'll get arrested for rape or something of the sort?
Mario Mario: Definitely.
Daisy Sarasa: Wow. What a dumbass.
Felicity Toadstool: Werd.
Anelia Solrane: Wondering if anyone figured out that I'm half mermaid.
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Felicity Toadstool: You are?
Anelia Solrane: Yeah.
Catherine Eliza: THAT IS SOO COOL!
Anelia Solrane: Thanks!
Catherine Eliza: No problem! :D
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: My turn to make an Anti-Joke! Hey did you hear about the guy who was in the hospital? Yes. Sadly he died of Pneumonia.
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Felicity Toadstool: Oh my god! You cruel, sick bastard!
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: What?
Felicity Toadstool: My dad died of Pneumonia in the hospital almost 7 years ago, you jerk!
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: Oh my gosh! I am so sorry! I didn't know! Really! I just wanted to be fit into the group!
Felicity Toadstool: Don't talk to me. I need to get off!
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: Felic! I'm really sorry!
Bowser Koopa: How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Mario Mario: Very funny Bowser.
Hope Boyd: Or you take his princess and lock her in a castle with an angry mutated turtle. Either way works.
Luigi Mario: LMAO.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Now that's a good anti-joke Hope. LMAO.
Daisy Sarasa: Hope, that's mean. But so hilarious.
Boss Defeater: Hehehehehe.
Bowser Koopa: HEY!
Peach Toadstool: Hope! I'm surprised at you!
Hope Boyd: I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself! This worked so damn well!
Mario Mario: That was a good one though. Even though it's mean.
Hope Boyd: Thank you. Thank you.
Peach Toadstool: Why is my daughter crying in her room, and not coming out to talk to anyone?
Pit Icarus: Nick made an Anti-joke about a guy who died of Pneumonia and he didn't know Felic's dad died from it.
Peach Toadstool: Oh my goodness! Poor girl! Did he know?
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: I didn't know! Honest! If I did, I would have never have said it! Honest!
Peach Toadstool: I'm quite certain that you didn't. Felicity is very sensitive when it comes to her father, god rest his soul. She lost him at a young age, and she's trying to move on, but it's hard for her.
Pit Icarus: Poor Felic. Would you mind if I come over, and try to make her feel better?
Peach Toadstool: Actually, I was about to ask if you could help her out of this, if you don't mind.
Pit Icarus: Of course I don't mind! I'll always be happy and willing to help out my girlfriend.
Peach Toadstool: Thank you so much, Pit.
Catherine Eliza wrote on Waluigi Wario's wall: Hello! Do you remember me? I'm the redhead girl who threw water balloons at you in a tank for my school fundraiser. It's amazing how so many people want to throw stuff at you. Well, guess what? Another fundraiser is coming up! See you soon! :D
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Felicity Toadstool: That's a great idea Cat! We would make so much money from that! Especially from Lou and Daisy!
Catherine Eliza: Exactly.
Waluigi Wario: There's no way I'm doing that again! I finally knew how you got me to do it last time, but this time I'm not falling for the same trick twice!
Felicity Toadstool: Did you know this fundraiser is to help sick children and poor people in Sarasaland. Daisy would greatly appreciate all the help she receives for her people. Maybe she'll give you a special thank you for helping her people.
Waluigi Wario: SIGN ME UP! Anything to help my beautiful flower!
Daisy Sarasa: Thanks for the help guys. I greatly appreciate it!
Catherine Eliza: No prob Princess. :D
Pit Icarus wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: So, do you feel better? Are you alright now?
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Felicity Toadstool: Yeah I am. Thank you Pit. I really don't deserve you at times.
Pit Icarus: I'm your boyfriend. I'm supposed to make you feel better. And I'll kick Nick's butt for that mean joke he made about your father too
Felicity Toadstool: Don't hurt him. He didn't know, and that would make you look worse than him. Promise me you won't do anything to him on here?
Pit Icarus: I promise I won't do anything to him on here.
Felicity Toadstool: Thank you babe.
Pit Icarus: No problem angel.
Chopper of Planet Clara: And just as I thought I was finished with Luvbi, I still have a problem with...you know...Heartsy. You know, the girl that's the same species as me and kissed me more than any other girl? Yeah. That one. Hey, she's a nice girl and all...and kind of cute, but I don't like dating! What's sad is that I can't even beat her in most video games. :(
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Felicity Toadstool: You're only 11! Why in the heck would you be dating?
Catherine Eliza: Million dollar question.
Chopper of Planet Clara: I don't want to date period. She wants to freakin marry me and stuff!
Felicity Toadstool: Does she realize you two can't get married at 11?
Chopper of Planet Clara: Yeah, but that's not stopping her from trying to get us married later on.
Felicity Toadstool: Kids are growing up to dang fast these days.
Catherine Eliza: I agree with that statement above me.
Chopper of Planet Clara: I think everyone would agree with that statement.
Felicity Toadstool: Guys! Do a barrel roll!
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Mario Mario: What?
Luigi Mario: Did you meet Fox and the crew by accident again?
Felicity Toadstool: No! I didn't! Honest! But I would love to see them again.
Peach Toadstool: Then what do you mean by that?
Daisy Sarasa: I know what she means. If you go on Google, and type in "Do a Barrel Roll". The results page actually does a barrel roll. It's really fun and cool to see.
Mario Mario: Oh! Really? That is so cool!
Luigi Mario: I'm gonna try that now.
Boss Defeater wrote on Hope Boyd's wall: CHANGE. IT. BACK. NOW.
Hope Boyd: Why Boss. Whatever do you mean?
Boss Defeater: Don't play innocent with me! You know what I mean!
Hope Boyd: Your relationship status?
Boss Defeater: EXACTLY! For all I know, you might have paired me with Birdo! *Shudders*
Hope Boyd: You have no faith in me Boss. I can honestly say that I'm truly hurt and disappointed in your lack in faith in me.
Boss Defeater: DON'T. FREAKING. CARE. JUST CHANGE IT BACK!
Hope Boyd: And why do you think I can do that?
Boss Defeater: Does the words "Dude, I'm an author writing FANfiction. I can do whatever the heck I want on here. I have the power, and you are a character that I decided to use." ring a bell?
Hope Boyd: Damn. Using my own words against me. Fine! I'll see what I can do.
Boss Defeater: Thank you!
Catherine Eliza: If any of Bowser's guards are looking for a "small, redhead teenager who infiltrated high security areas", it's not me, I swear! I only infiltrated VERY high security areas.
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Felicity Toadstool: I didn't even know Bowser's place can be counted as a high security area.
Mario Mario: Yeah. We managed to sneak in there all the time. Shoot, we just walk in there, beat him, save Peach, and come out. It's that easy.
Luigi Mario: it really is.
Catherine Eliza: Yeah, apparently it's "high" even though we all know it's not.
Bowser Koopa: Screw all of you! I only let you fools in, so I can defeat you!
Mario Mario: But we beat you every time.
Bowser Koopa: To hell with all of you!
Felicity Toadstool: Finally got highlights in my hair! And I look pretty dang good with them too! :D
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Mario Mario: You look great with them in. And very unique.
Daisy Sarasa: What color did you get?
Felicity Toadstool: Red-Orange. I was going to get blond, but then I decided against it.
Pit Icarus: I can't wait to see what you look like now. Though you'll always look beautiful to me.
Felicity Toadstool: Awww Pit. You're so sweet to me, ya know that?
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: I think you would still look great Felicity.
Felicity Toadstool: Nick. Don't talk to me. Still haven't forgiven you.
Boss Defeater: As for those that wonder what happened between me and the Chargin' Chuck... I'm in the hospital while writing this. And how I managed to glomp a boss...? Well, I didn't have to land on her head. And she underestimated me, especially the fact that I rather counter-attack and can endure a lot of pain.
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Felicity Toadstool: So you could counter attack against a Mary Sue, but not a Chargin Chuck?
Boss Defeater: I didn't see you countering him either?
Felicity Toadstool: Yeah you did. I moved out of his way at the last second, then kicked him from behind. Counter attack.
Boss Defeater: Oh, right.
Felicity Toadstool: Your argument is invalid. lmao
Boss Defeater: Shush you!
Nobody: Awww Bossie poo. Do you want me to come over and make you feel better?
Boss Defeater: NO! YOU UNKNOWN LUNATIC!
Hope Boyd: *Laughing so hard, can hardly breathe*
Boss Defeater: Don't you encourage it! This is all your fault anyway!
Hope Boyd: I didn't write in a relationship with nobody in my review, now did I? You did this to yourself! lmao
Boss Defeater: Touche. I dislike you right now.
Hope Boyd: Anytime Boss! :D
Hope Boyd: Now is a good time to watch "A Nightmare Before Christmas".
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Mario Mario: You know, that is actually a very good point.
Luigi Mario: It's a mixture of Christmas and Halloween there, so what movie has a mixture of both holidays other than that?
Hope Boyd: Exactly. And it gets me in the spirit of both holidays. It's a win-win for everybody! :D
Boss Defeater: Finally forced his author to consider an actual name. It's a victory for all OC's... Well, it's only a victory for me, but...
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Felicity Toadstool: Can't think of a name huh?
Boss Defeater: It's not that. It's just I don't want a really bad one, so he's making a poll which some choices.
Hope Boyd: Yeah I did that. I chose Raymond. It's a nice name, and your nickname can be Ray.
Boss Defeater: Hmmmm. Not bad, but let's see what everyone else thinks.
Hope Boyd: Good point.
Boss Defeater: ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON! YOU'RE COMING BACK! Even if I wonder if Rollercoaster Tycoon 3DS will be good... I can't help but feel happy that the series that brought me into gaming has finally another game.
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Hope Boyd: Wasn't that the game that allowed you to kill people?
Boss Defeater: Not really allowed you to kill people. That only happens when a ride malfunctions.
Hope Boyd: Yeah...not a big fan of the game series. Glad that you're excited for it though.
Hope Boyd: So, there's another Facebook story on the Mario section. Very Interesting.
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Boss Defeater: Yeah. Have you read it?
Hope Boyd: I can honestly say I did. It is quite funny at times.
Boss Defeater: Yeah it is. Are you mad?
Hope Boyd: To be honest, I was when I first saw it. I got jealous, and I thought that story would replace mine. :/
Boss Defeater: Your story will never be replaced. Both stories are funny in their own unique way. You use real life scenarios, references, and sarcastic humor to get your points across, and that's why everyone love it. The other story uses sexual humor and references as well, and it's hilarious. You will never be forgotten.
Hope Boyd: Thanks man. How can I ever thank you.
Boss Defeater: Well I don't know..maybe CHANGING MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS FINALLY!
Hope Boyd: Oh right. I'll get right on that! :D
Felicity Toadstool: Why does villains always have the most awesome songs in the whole movie?
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Hope Boyd: Because 9 times out of 10, they die in the movie, so they want the villains have a big effect on us, and what better way is that than song?
Felicity Toadstool: Hmmm. Good point. How did you figure that out?
Hope Boyd: When you watched (and still watch) Disney movies as long as me, you tend to see many patterns and subliminal messages that you didn't realize as a child.
Felicity Toadstool: Ahhh. Well said.
Mario Mario: Happy Halloween everyone! What's everyone gonna dress up as?
Hope Boyd: I'm dressing up as a goth.
Peach Toadstool: I'm gonna be Lady Gaga!
Daisy Sarasa: Nicki Minaj.
Luigi Mario: Chuck Testa.
Pit Icarus: Sora in his outfit from "Nightmare Before Christmas" in Kingdom Hearts.
Felicity Toadstool: I'm going to be a street dancer.
Boss Defeater: A detective!
Pauline Johnson: The princess dressing up as a slut. Not a surprise. I'm going as Audrey Hepburn. One of the most elegant, and classy women in Hollywood.
Daisy Sarasa: Now isn't that ironic?
Peach Toadstool: Here's the difference Pauline. I only dress up as one on a holiday, and as a joke. You dress up like one every single day because you are one.
Daisy Sarasa: And you couldn't be elegant and classy even if they both bit you on the ass.
Felicity Toadstool: LMAO. Straight up truth.
Hope Boyd: Like my status for a "Truth is".
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Boss Defeater is single.
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Hope Boyd: You're welcome.
Boss Defeater: FINALLY!
Nobody: But Boss, I thought we had something special! :'(
Boss Defeater: I don't even know you! Stop bothering me you unknown freak!
Hope Boyd: This is a much better show than putting you in a relationship. lmao
Boss Defeater: You are evil. Absolutely evil!
Hope Boyd: Respect your elders boy! I'm an adult, and you are a child. And yeah, I am. Muhahahaha!
Hope Boyd wrote on Mario Mario's wall: Truth is I loved making you fly with the winged hat in "Super Mario 64". I never beat that game cause I was having too much fun making you fly around.
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Mario Mario: Really? Well, the winged hat is one of my favorites.
Hope Boyd: Yeah. They need to bring that back. That is awesome.
Mario Mario: Definitely.
Hope Boyd wrote on Luigi Mario's wall: Truth is I always wanted to get Luigi's Mansion for my Wii. So, whenever I tried looking for it at Gamestop, Wal Mart, and such, they never have it!
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Luigi Mario: Really? Wow. I'm surprised you're so devoted to finding that game.
Hope Boyd: Of course! Luigi's Mansion is awesome! I will find that game and buy it! THIS I SWEAR! And Luigi's Mansion 2 is one of the few reasons why I wanna get a Nintendo 3DS.
Luigi Mario: Thank you.
Hope Boyd: No prob man.
Mario Mario: I JUST HAD SEX! AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
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Hope Boyd: FELT SO GOOD!
Peach Toadstool: MARIO!
Boss Defeater: What? O_o
Luigi Mario: Wow bro. lmao
Daisy Sarasa: HAHAHAHAHA!
Felicity Toadstool: I LOVE THIS SONG! THE LONELY ISLAND ARE THE BEST!
Peach Toadstool: Wait. This is a song?
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah. What were YOU thinking Peach?
Pauline Johnson: Obviously, he finally took me up on my offer, and that I'm much better for him than your stupid ass.
Felicity Toadstool: Because only you would offer yourself on here, where everyone can see it, like the slut you are.
Mario Mario: Peach, it's a hilarious, but good song. Pauline, I would never take you up on any offer you would make for me. And Felicity, though I thank you for defending your mom and I, lay off the language.
Hope Boyd wrote on Peach Toadstool's wall: Truth is I always chose you in Mario Party. And I had and beat your game "Super Princess Peach", and I loved it.
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Peach Toadstool: Awww. You are so sweet! Thank you!
Hope Boyd: No prob Princess. By the way, why didn't you and Mario kiss at the end of Super Princess Peach?
Peach Toadstool: Well, because the game was rated e for everyone. We couldn't put a kissing scene in a game for children silly!
Hope Boyd: Hmm. Good point.
Hope Boyd wrote on Daisy Sarasa's wall: Truth is I always thought you was so cool as a kid. You were hardcore, and never took crap from no one. I was inspired to be like that.
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Daisy Sarasa: Thanks girl! How did that work out for you!
Hope Boyd: I have tons of friends in college. Guy friends, and girlfriends.
Daisy Sarasa: Nice.
Hope Boyd wrote on Bowser Koopa's wall: Truth is I read an article about you on about why you are the most successful video game character. Also read about how they thought you were really creepy when became Bowletta. I agree with both of those articles.
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Bowser Koopa: Of course I am the greatest video character! No one is better than Bowser! And who the hell is Bowletta?
Hope Boyd: You remember that time when Peach had her voice stolen, and was replaced with explosive speech by Cackletta, and you teamed up with the Mario Bros. to get it back?
Bowser Koopa: Yeah.
Hope Boyd: And you blacked out for a couple of minutes and you found yourself in a big box with wrapping on it?
Bowser Koopa: Yeah.
Hope Boyd: Cackletta took over your body, and you looked like a Koopa transvestite with fake boobs on its chest.
Bowser Koopa: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Hope Boyd: I am not. Go on google, click on images, and type in Bowletta. Or you can just go to the article on Crackeddotcom. Type Bowser in the search engine.
Hope Boyd wrote on Felicity Toadstool's wall: Truth is you were originally going to be a female Toad. After I written out your back story, it didn't make sense with your appearance. So instead of writing a whole different back story, I just got lazy and turned you into a human girl so I could save time and energy.
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Felicity Toadstool: Are you serious?
Hope Boyd: Yup. My laziness made you human. Literally.
Felicity Toadstool: You are lazy and evil, you know that.
Hope Boyd: Yeah, well it all turned out for the best! So everybody happy! :D
Felicity Toadstool: -_-'
Hope Boyd wrote on Pit Icarus: Truth is you're my third best fighter on "Super Smash Bros. Brawl". The first two are Marth and Ike (in that order). And I like your final smash.
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Pit Icarus: Seriously? After the Fire Emblem guys?
Hope Boyd: Well, Marth is really easy to use. He's quick and have great moves. Ike is slow, but he makes up for it with his powerful ass moves.
Pit Icarus: And me?
Hope Boyd: Your moves are good too, but you're not really good at knocking people off the stage as well as them.
Pit Icarus: Thanks.
Hope Boyd: Don't feel bad! You're still a great fighter. You proved that time and time again by rescuing my OC, and helping her. And for that, I am eternally grateful for that. :D
Felicity Toadstool: She's right! You saved me time and time again, and you even helped me out by encouraging me, and making me feel better! You're my hero, and my first choice in Brawl!
Pit Icarus: Thanks girls. That means a lot.
Hope Boyd wrote on Wario Wario's wall: Truth is you are surprisingly active for a man of your weight. You surprised me greatly. And you have really bad B.O.
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Wario Wario: Hahaha! You should not be surprised about the great "WARIO" That's why I'm so great! And I do not have bad B.O!
Hope Boyd: Coming from the man who eats Garlic for a living and farts as an attack move?
Wario Wario: Touche.
Hope Boyd wrote on Waluigi Wario's wall: Truth is I do know who the nobody is. I'm just not telling you. ;)
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Waluigi Wario: You are evil.
Hope Boyd: I know!
Nobody: But not as evil as me Waluigi! Muhahahahaha!
Waluigi Wario: I'll find out who you are one day! And when I do, I'm gonna kick your ass you bastard!
Hope Boyd wrote on Pauline Johnson's wall: Truth is, I honestly think you look like a prostitute on 134th street because you wear pounds of make up on your face, and the same, skimpy, red dress. Just saying.
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Pauline Johnson: Excuse me? How dare you say such things to me! I am more beautiful, and more of a woman than the stupid pink princess is, and more people would want Mario and I to be together again than that bimbo and him, so shut it!
Hope Boyd: 1) You're not more than a woman than Peach. If you were, then you wouldn't have had done it with everything that moves. 2) There was a poll about who everyone thought should be with Mario. And the results are this: 1)Peach, 2) Rosalina, 3)Daisy, and 4)You. So that opinion is proven wrong.
Pauline Johnson: Ugggh! Just you wait! Mario will be mine. No matter what it takes!
Hope Boyd: And you've just given me a great idea! Thank you Pauline. For this, you will be rewarded greatly.
Pauline Johnson: With what?
Hope Boyd: In time, you'll see.
Hope Boyd wrote on Toad Kinopio's wall: Truth is you are awesome. You are so awesome, I look up the definition of awesome and there's your face next to the word.
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Toad Kinopio: Awww thanks Hope! But, If I'm so awesome, then how come I'm not in this story as much as everyone else.
Hope Boyd: Because this story can handle your awesomeness as it is. If I put you in it more, the story would be destroyed due to your awesomeness. Like putting two falcon punches against each other.
Toad Kinopio: lol ohh.
Hope Boyd wrote on Eclair Babineaux's wall: Truth is I never seen you in person. Shoot, no one's ever seen you in person.
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Eclair Babineaux: I blame Nintendo for that.
Hope Boyd: Indeed.
Hope Boyd wrote on Sonic the Hedgehog's wall: Truth is Sonic the Hedgehog on the Sega Genesis was the first game I ever played. My aunt showed me how to play when I was a little girl. So it brings back a lot of memories.
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Sonic the Hedgehog: Wow. Your aunt is a very smart woman.
Hope Boyd: She was.
Sonic the Hedgehog: What happened?
Hope Boyd: She died last year. She had a seizure, and went into a coma. She never woke up.
Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm very sorry Hope.
Hope Boyd: Don't worry about it. She's in a better place.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah.
Hope Boyd wrote on Nicholas Gerard Smeake's wall: Truth is I honestly know for a fact that my OC doesn't like you the same way. I think it's best for you to move on buddy.
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Nicholas Gerard Smeake: What? Are you sure?
Hope Boyd: Yeah I'm really sure. I know. I created her.
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: But, I thought we had something.
Hope Boyd: And that is friendship. Nothing more.
Nicholas Gerard Smeake: :(
Hope Boyd: Well, the truth hurts, but you'll meet someone who actually feels the same, get married, have tons of kids, and live happily ever after.
Hope Boyd wrote on Boss Defeater's wall: Truth is you are a great writer, and I'm still shocked that I inspired you to write fanfiction. That means a lot to me.
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Boss Defeater: Why are you shocked?
Hope Boyd: Because I'm not that good of a writer.
Boss Defeater: If you weren't that good, you wouldn't have gotten much popularity that you have. People love your works. You're a very good writer.
Hope Boyd: Thanks.
Hope Boyd wrote on DJ Toad's wall: Truth is you are an amazing DJ! I read all your creator's stories, and they are hawt! And tell your creator I'm sorry I couldn't put all her requests in this story, and I hope she gets better! :D
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DJ Toad: It's cool Hope! I'm sure she'll understand. You didn't even have to put me in this, but you did. I gotta thank ya for that girl!
Hope Boyd: Of course I had to put the most hippest, jamming DJ in the Mushroom Kingdom on here! Unfortunately, I don't really know a lot about Spyro and such to put them in. The only reason I put Sonic in for humor. Same for Pit, so there ya go.
DJ Toad: Ahh. Makes sense. Anyways, keep it real Hope!
Hope Boyd: Thanks man! You too!
And that is Chapter 13. Didn't I warn you that this was bad? So read and review! And Kaiimi, if you somehow by chance read this chapter, or even this story as a whole, I just wanna say that your Facebook story is hilarious, and I have no malice, or jealousy against you. Good job on the story man! And may it be a success! That's it y'al! I'm out! Until next time!
~Hopefaith2