Happy Holidays, and New Year guys! Sorry, it's been a while since I updated. My computer is broken, so I'm using my mom's, and it won't get fixed till the day I come back to school, which is the 17th. But on the bright side, what better way to start off your New Year's right by reading and reviewing this horrible story of mine. :D I am sad to say that this will most likely be the second to last chapter. This story has been going on for a real long time, and I think it's time to end this. I only used two status requests cause I just didn't feel like writing them all. Sorry guys. And I also apologize for this chapter being shorter than the others. Any who, let's get this chapter rolling! I don't own anything, except my OC.
Hope Boyd: So, Kim Kardashian's marriage ended after 3 months. Anyone else not surprised?
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Mario Mario: I'm not. No one truly takes marriage seriously these days. It's a real shame.
Luigi Mario: Yeah. There are so many things that lasted longer than her marriage!
Hope Boyd: And you guys just gave me a wonderful idea!
Mario Mario: We did?
Luigi Mario: Alright Hope, what evil plan are you creating now?
Hope Boyd: Why Luigi! I'm surprised at you! Having little faith in me like this. But, you'll have to wait and see what I have in store for you all my little pretties!
Peach Toadstool: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Celebrating with Thanksgiving dinner with all my beloved family and friends. -At Princess Peach's Castle with Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Daisy Sarasa, Felicity Toadstool, and 24 others.
Mario Mario: Thanksgiving dinner was amazing at the castle! Peach Toadstool, and Luigi Mario are the best cooks in the whole kingdom!
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Felicity Toadstool: Werd.
Daisy Sarasa: So true.
Pit Icarus: It was splendidly done Princess. Thank you for letting me come over for Thanksgiving.
Mario Mario: Of course we would let you come over. You're our friend and Felicity's boyfriend. You're always welcome to join us in whatever we plan to do.
Pit Icarus: Thanks Mario.
Luigi Mario: Awww thanks guys! You guys are awesome, and Pit, you're always welcome to join us.
Bowser Koopa: Of course whatever Peach makes is amazing! It comes from her heavenly hands.
Felicity Toadstool: For once, I will agree with him willingly.
Peach Toadstool: You all are so kind! Thank you so much! I'm glad you all enjoyed it.
Felicity Toadstool: Enjoyed it! If I were to die right after eating that dinner, I would have died happily knowing I ate such amazing food. Could you teach me how to cook like that one day?
Peach Toadstool: Of course sweetheart! How about you and I make Christmas dinner this year?
Felicity Toadstool: Really?
Peach Toadstool: Really. How does tomorrow at noon sound for our first cooking lesson?
Felicity Toadstool: That would be great! Thanks Mom!
Felicity Toadstool: Now that's Thanksgiving's over, we just have to wait a month till Facebook is bombarded with "Merry Christmas" statuses. Oh goody.
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Mario Mario: Sounds like someone doesn't have the Christmas spirit.
Felicity Toadstool: Believe me Mar, I do, but my whole news feed will be filled with "Merry Christmas" statuses and it's get really repetitive really easy.
Mario Mario: I don't know about you, but I like it when strangers wish me Merry Christmas. Shows that they care, and isn't that what Christmas is about? Showing how much you care?
Felicity Toadstool: Alright Mar. You have a point. I should be more appreciative to them this year.
Pit Icarus wrote on Mario Mario's wall: Um Mario, can I ask you something?
Mario Mario: Sure Pit. Wassup?
Pit Icarus: I kind of need an idea for a Christmas gift for Felicity. I honestly don't know what to get her.
Mario Mario: Well, why not?
Pit Icarus: Because every time I ask her what she would like, she smiles and says you don't have to get me anything.
Mario Mario: Yes. That sounds like her. We can discuss this over messages.
Pit Icarus: Okay. Thanks a lot.
Mario Mario: No prob.
Felicity Toadstool changed her name to Felicidad Toadstool.
Bowser Koopa: What the hell is a Felicidad?
Daisy Sarasa: That's what I want to know.
Pit Icarus: Same.
Felicidad Toadstool: It's my name in Spanish. It's in the Christmas song "Feliz Navidad". That's why I changed it.
Daisy Sarasa: Ahhhh. I thought you hated being called that.
Felicidad Toadstool: Well, I figured, since it's Christmas and all, why not bring a little happiness and cheer to everyone on here.
Pit Icarus: You're a good person, Felic.
Felicity Toadstool: Nah. I'm just me. It was either this or Feliz Navidad Toadstool. I chose the shorter one that wasn't an overkill.
Hope Boyd: Okay guys! Let's play a game. Name one thing that was longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!
Mario Mario: One of my adventures.
Luigi Mario: Milli Vanilli's career.
Daisy Sarasa: The amount of licks needed to reach the center of a tootsie pop.
Bowser Koopa: The pauses on "Dora The Explorer".
Mario Mario: How would you know that?
Bowser Koopa: I have eight kids. How would I not?
Mario Mario: Touché.
Felicidad Toadstool: "The Nutcracker Ballet".
Peach Toadstool: Shroob Invasion.
Hope Boyd: These were good, but Daisy's and Bowser's were the best, and funniest. Nice job guys!
Bowser Koopa: So what do we get?
Hope Boyd: The fact that you made the funniest comparisons on my status.
Daisy Sarasa: Hey! You ripped us off!
Hope Boyd: Never said there was a prize to be won. You all just assumed. :D
Mario Mario wrote on Felicidad Toadstool's wall: So, after New Year's, would you like me to teach you how to drive a kart?
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Felicidad Toadstool: Would you really?
Mario Mario: Yeah, since you're finally old enough to go kart racing why better time to start than next year?
Felicidad Toadstool: That would be great! Thank you so much Mar!
Peach Toadstool: Going to the Children's hospital, and shelter to give presents to the children.-With Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Felicity Toadstool, and Pit Icarus.
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Felicidad Toadstool: I can't wait to give out the presents. Seeing their faces glow when we tell them that we're Santa special helpers always make me happy and feel really good.
Pit Icarus: Yeah. Those kids are such sweethearts. I'm glad we can make their Christmas a little better.
Daisy Sarasa: Let's just hope Bowser doesn't try to steal the presents again like he did last year.
Mario Mario: Well, he didn't know that they were for the kids.
Luigi Mario: Yes he did bro. He was jealous that they received presents from Peach, and he didn't.
Mario Mario: Oh right. I'm sue he won't do it this year. I think Peach got him something again this year.
Felicidad Toadstool: That's my mom for you. Always being so kind and generous to everyone.
Chopper of Planet Clara wrote on Sonic the Hedgehog's wall: Don't you ever get tired of your fan base? They're getting VERY annoying with their pointless nitpicking and their whining.
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Sonic the Hedgehog: I don't think they're annoying.
Hope Boyd: You wouldn't. But let me tell ya something Sonic, your fan base is so pathetic. You're not the reason so don't think I'm blaming you. When they make OCs, and write stories about them, or draw them on devianart, they're basically recoloring versions of you, and everyone! They don't even attempt to make their OCs unique or different, and it truly pisses me of because some people have awesome stories on the Sonic the Hedgehog archive on this site, but their OCs are horribly written or drawn to be exactly like you just with a different color that people stop reading it.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Wow.
Hope Boyd: I'm sorry I put all this out on you like that. That's just the one thing I really dislike about your fan base. And the fact that they complain about the new voice actors for Generations just get on my dang nerves! They complained about the old ones, and when they finally get what they want, they complain yet again like spoiled brats who didn't get what they want.
Sonic the Hedgehog: You make very excellent points Hope. Thanks for saying all that.
Hope Boyd: No problem. And for the record, I like all the new voice actors. They fit really well with you and your friends.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Thanks Hope.
Hope Boyd: First semester of college is over! Aced my Theology final, and now heading home for a month long break! What a day! :D
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Mario Mario: Way to go Hope! What's your major anyway?
Hope Boyd: I'm a History Major.
Luigi Mario: That's cool! I love History!
Hope Boyd: Finally! Another History lover!
Mario Mario: How can you both enjoy that! It's just dates and dead people and stuff.
Hope Boyd: Yeah. And?
Mario Mario: I will never understand you two, and your awkward love for boring History.
Luigi Mario: Are you taking any history courses next semester?
Hope Boyd: I'm only taking one. World History I.
Luigi Mario: Nice. If you need any help, you can contact me here.
Hope Boyd: Thanks a lot Luigi.
Felicidad Toadstool: You sit on a throne of lies!
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Mario Mario: You're watching Elf?
Felicidad Toadstool: Heck yeah! It such a hilarious movie!
Luigi Mario: I love that movie. You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to be here! Hi.
Mario Mario: Bwahahaha that is so funny!
Peach Toadstool: What is this elf you're talking about?
Daisy Sarasa: Yeah! I want to know too!
Mario Mario: It's this Christmas movie about this guy named Buddy who lived in the North Pole who goes to New York to find his dad.
Peach Toadstool: Oh. And it's really that funny?
Mario Mario: It's hilarious. We should all watch it together!
Daisy Sarasa: That's a great idea! Why don't you guys come over now! And Felic, why don't you invite Pit over too!
Felicidad Toadstool: Well, I don't know if he's busy. He is a captain and all.
Daisy Sarasa: Wouldn't hurt to ask.
Felicidad Toadstool: Fine. I'll ask him.
Pit Icarus: I actually just finished my rounds. I can come over now.
Daisy Sarasa: Glad you can make it. Wouldn't want you to miss all the fun. Especially with your girl. ;)
Felicidad Toadstool: DAISY! Do you have to embarrass us like this?
Daisy Sarasa: Yup! It's so much fun to see you kids blush like that. Makes my day.
Bowser Koopa: Planning to kidnap my bride to be so we can get married round Christmas and New Years!
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Mario Mario: Bowser, stop being such a cotton headed ninny muggins.
Bowser Koopa: The hell did you just call me plumb scum!
Mario Mario: I just called you a cotton headed ninny muggins.
Felicidad Toadstool: Oh snap! He just called you a cotton headed ninny muggins.
Daisy Sarasa: Bwahahaha!
Pit Icarus: I'm really confused.
Bowser Koopa: You and me both fairy boy. What the hell is a cotton headed ninny muggins?
Hope Boyd: A cotton headed ninny muggins is one who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; or for the lack of better term, a doofus. It was from "Elf".
Pit Icarus: Oh. I came in when he was on his journey to New York, after the whole North Pole thing.
Luigi Mario: That fits so well. Well said bro.
Bowser Koopa: Why I ought to beat you to a pulp right now.
Mario Mario: You really think you can?
Bowser Koopa: Hell yeah! I know I can!
Mario Mario: Then let's settle this. You, me, Peach's Castle Gardens.
Bowser Koopa: Fine! When?
Felicidad Toadstool: New Year's Day. Midnight. The first fight of the New Year! Think of all the publicity it would get!
Mario Mario: That's a good idea.
Bowser Koopa: Fine then. New Year's it is.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: Is even trying harder to discover who the Nobody is after the previous chapter...
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Felicidad Toadstool: Can I still call you Boss, or would you prefer Raymond?
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: I honestly don't care.
Hope Boyd: Nice name man. I like it.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: Thanks. You did vote for this name, so you would.
Nobody: Raymond. What a sexy name for a sexy man like yourself.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY FRUIT LOOP!
Hope Boyd: Lmao this never gets old.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: I'm gonna find out who you are! And this is all your fault Hope! You, and your demented ideas of fun!
Hope Boyd: Take a number Ray. Waluigi's wanted to find out who this Nobody is since chapter 3. Or was it 4? Sides, everyone else thought it was funny, and creative, especially Chris!
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: He has? Well, you just gave me an idea. And no, I'm not happy about this one whole bit. I didn't think it was funny. I thought it was very cruel.
Hope Boyd: One man's misery is another man's pleasure. What can I say? *Kanye Shrug*
Bowser Koopa: As I look on this infernal site, and the drawing one known as devianart, I realize that I don't see a lot of material where I am paired with my Peachie Poo! WHY IS THAT?
Felicidad Toadstool: One word: Bestiality
Bowser Koopa: Beast a what?
Felicidad Toadstool: Sonic the Hedgehog can explain this a lot more better than me. Sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Sure thing Felic. Bestiality is when an animal has sexual relations with a human. Not a lot of people are fans of the term because of the belief that humans and animals should have sexual relations with one another. For example, in 2006, I met the Princess Elise who had to kiss me to bring me back to life. Many fans were outraged because they believed it was bestiality.
Felicidad Toadstool: Oh I remember hearing about that! The only thing bout 06 for you was the awesome theme song, and Silver's debut. Everything else sucked. Elise was so useless and defenseless. Even mom tries to fight back when she gets kidnapped, and that's like 3 times a week! She was, and is a disgrace to damsels in distress, and princesses everywhere.
Peach Toadstool: She has a point. And maybe you don't see a lot of material concerning us Bowser because I don't feel the same way you feel for me. I love Mario, and Mario loves me back, and that's all there is.
Hope Boyd: College has seriously ruined my sleep schedule. I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP! It's 6 in the morning, and since I can't fall asleep, I'm stuck to watching Captain Planet! FML.
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Felicidad Toadstool: With our powers combined.
Luigi Mario: EARTH!
Mario Mario: FIRE!
Peach Toadstool: WIND!
Daisy Sarasa: WATER!
Pit Icarus: HEART! What a minute…what the heck is the power heart exactly?
Mario Mario: That's a good question.
Luigi Mario: I was guessing that it meant the element to connect with animals and such.
Pit Icarus: I guess that works.
Hope Boyd: The whole show is basically a load of crap. The corporations who are in fault of the world's pollution created it. Ironic much? And they still caused Russia the "Soviet Union" even though it collapsed in 1991, and the show premiered in 1992. And the puns Captain Planet makes when he makes his appearance oh my gosh. Too many puns, and they're not even funny.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields wrote on Hope Boyd's wall: So, how the heck did you find out my name? I didn't even tell you at all, or write in on a review.
Hope Boyd: You do have a fanfiction profile that can be accessed and viewed by anyone.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: That makes me a feel a lot more scared and nervous.
Hope Boyd: Don't worry Boss! You don't write much about yourself on your profile as it is! You'll be fine!
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: Thanks, I guess.
Hope Boyd: No prob man. I kinda owe after that whole relationship thing a while back.
Raymond 'Boss-defeater' Shields: Yeah. You really do. You can make it up to me big time by telling me who the Nobody is.
Hope Boyd: I could tell you, but that wouldn't be fair to everyone, especially Waluigi. Gotta think about everyone else, ya know? Maybe I'll tell everyone next chapter, or maybe I'll keep it to myself, not tell anyone, and leave you all in suspense. You'll just have to find out next chapter. ;)
Mario Mario: Merry Christmas everyone! So what did you guys get for Christmas?
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Luigi Mario: An upgraded version of the Poultergust 3000, Mel Brooks' "History of the World" Parts 1-3, and a new cookbook.
Peach Toadstool: A beautiful pink necklace from you, which I absolutely love, a bottle of mace from Felicity, and a new pair of gloves.
Daisy Sarasa: New boxing gloves, a beautiful tennis bracelet from my sweetie, and a new crown to replace the one that was destroyed.
Felicidad Toadstool: New Pointe shoes, fingerless gloves, and a book from Pit that was actually written by him too.
Toad Kinopio: A new vest, pair of shoes, and a Christmas bonus from the Princess.
Toadette Kinopio: A new vest, a beautiful violin, and a Christmas bonus from the Princess too.
Wario Wario: Money! Bwahahaha!
Waluigi Wario: Money, a new plant, and a picture of my beautiful wildflower.
Bowser Koopa: A Bowser beats Mario snow globe, and a new Peach doll.
Peach Toadstool: You have a doll of me?
Bowser Koopa: Of course! Don't you have a doll of me?
Peach Toadstool: Actually, I have a Mario doll.
Bowser Koopa: You've got to be kidding.
Felicidad Toadstool: Nope. I've seen it.
Bowser Koopa: Damnit.
Hope Boyd: I got money, Super Mario Galaxy, and The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I had a feeling it was going to be a good Christmas.
Daisy Sarasa: The Christmas dinner was awesome like the Thanksgiving dinner. My compliments to the cooks who made this awesome dinner.
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Mario Mario: Yeah. It was really good. Weegee, what did you make this time?
Luigi Mario: Sorry bro, but I didn't cook anything this time.
Felicidad Toadstool: Actually, I cooked this time with mom. She's been teaching me how to cook since Thanksgiving. I didn't do much. I just measured and mixed, but I did make the pie by myself.
Pit Icarus: You cooked, Felic? You and your mom make a really great team.
Bowser Koopa: I have to admit this girl. The dinner wasn't bad for a beginner.
Felicidad Toadstool: Thanks guys. I really appreciate it.
Luigi Mario: Happy New Year's Everyone! Here's to 2012 being a great year. What's everyone's resolutions? Mine is to be more brave, and confident in myself.
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Mario Mario: To eat less pasta.
Peach Toadstool:To become more independent.
Felicity Toadstool: To act less Mary Sueish.
Pit Icarus: To become more manly.
Felicity Toadstool: Shush you. You're the manliest angel I know.
Pit Icarus: Thanks babe.
Bowser Koopa: Have Peach fall in love with me, and marry me.
Mario Mario: Do you set that as your resolution every year?
Bowser Koopa: Yeah. And?
Hope Boyd: Perhaps you should make a resolution that's more easier to attain.
Bowser Koopa: Are you saying that my resolution is to easy to accomplish?
Hope Boyd: Statistically speaking, yes. One reason why resolutions don't work because people aim too high. You should start small. Once you accomplish the small goals, then you can work your way up.
Bowser Koopa: Hmm. You're right. My new resolution will be spending more times with my kids. Bond with them more.
Hope Boyd: That's a better resolution. Mine is to be more outgoing, and social.
Luigi Mario: Nice goals guys. Even you, Bowser.
Bowser Koopa: Thanks Green Stache!
Luigi Mario: It's Luigi.
Bowser Koopa: And I care why?
Luigi Mario: *Sigh*
Mario Mario: Beat Bowser yet again. When will he ever learn?
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Bowser Koopa: Just wait Mario. One day I will defeat you, and Peachwill become my wife.
Mario Mario: And I will keep fighting you with everything I have to make sure that day will never come.
Felicity Toadstool: But on the bright side, the video has over 2 million views on Youtube! Consider this a benefit from a little piece of internet stardom. :D
Hope Boyd: I started a trend on this archive, and I absolutely hate the fact that I did.
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Mario Mario: What do you mean Hope?
Hope Boyd: There's like 5 Mario related Facebook stories on here, and soon, there will be more. Much, much more. And the only reason that happened because this one succeeded.
Mario Mario: Well, aren't you happy that this became as popular as it did?
Hope Boyd: I am happy this got popular, but it became popular for the wrong reason.
Mario Mario: And what reason was that?
Hope Boyd: I can't say it now! I want my readers to find out the whole point of this story. This story is not as it seems. Thin about that as you review my readers. Until then, this is Hopefaith2, signing off! See ya!