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This chapter was fun to write. And I mean fun. Possibly 'cause I was laughing about something else when I wrote it but still! And one last message like always. Enjoy!

This chapter was written to the awesomeness of Omen by Prodigy. If you haven't heard it check it out mon chere's (that's French for my dears I think) ;)

Chapter 11 : Dropouts and cars.

Bella's point of view:

[An: I'm skipping about 1 month here 'cause nothing much happens until now]

Nessie dropped out of school soon after as she was gaining a centimetre every day with the baby and Jake stopped coming in except for Mondays to stay with her. Edward and I drifted into the canteen holding hands and took our normal seats (well, seat really as we still shared a chair) at the table.

'How come Nessie's not been in for, like, a month? And Jake - I mean, he only comes in on Mondays now.' Robyn enquired. I exchanged a brief look with Edward, pushing my shield out to ask if we should tell the truth and turned back to everyone at the table when he nodded.

'Ummm ... Well, Jake kinda got Nessie pregnant and Carlisle's keeping her at home so he can keep an eye on her. And Jake wants to stay at home with her as much as possible so he's skipping school most day.' Everyone's face was a mask of horror.

'Oh. My. God! Jake got Nessie pregnant! But aren't they both, like, 15?'

'Jake's 16 and it's Nessie's birthday in two days but yeah, pretty much.'

'Woah!' Everyone stared for a second then drifted back into normal conversations. I turned to talk to Edward but the look on his face was murderous and he was glaring across the room at the new English teacher. A growl erupted from his chest and he stood up pulling me out the door. He dragged me to the car and pulled me inside, shaking with anger. For some reason we were in the back instead of the front.

'What, Edward? What's wrong?'

'The new English teacher. I have reason to believe you know him.' Was he accusing me of cheating on him? I mean even when he left I wouldn't date. I wouldn't cheat on him ever.

'I know him? What do you mean Edward? Why are you so angry? Did I do something? Please Edward. Tell me, I don't like seeing you so upset.' I put my head in my hands and was close to tears.

'Sssh Bella. I didn't mean it like that. Let me see if this will clear things up, he'll be taking over Mr Patrick English classes, including ours, and his name is Mr M. Newton.' I froze with shock, staring at Edward.

'No. No! Not M. Newton as in Mike Newton, as in the Mike Newton?'

'Yes, that's exactly who I mean!' Edward hissed in agitation. 'We have to get out of his class. He can't recognize us!'

'Sssh, calm down Edward. I can't see you so upset! It makes me feel like I'm being ripped in half! I don't want you to be upset.' That's how deep our relationship was - even though it went deeper - if you hurt one you hurt the other, if I was happy he laughed, if he was sad I cried. I looked down at my hands, twisting themselves into knots on my lap. Edwards gentle hand pulled my head back up.

'It's okay love. It's just everything is going so well here and I don't want this to ruin it all.' Edwards breath washed over me, scrambling my thoughts and his golden eyes dazzled me. I leaned in, even after all these years I still reacted the same to his scent, and pressed my lips to his. Edward's eyes lit up with excitement and hunger, his mouth opening my mine, our breathing accelerating. He pulled me across the seat so we were lying down along the car, me on top of him. His hands ran along the waistband of my jeans, moving up under my top. I could feel him getting hard under me and I ran my hands down his chest to unbuckle his belt.

There was a sharp rap against the window and Edward and I turned our heads to look out, expecting a smug-looking member of our family, only to see a very angry Mr Patrick glaring through the window. I did the clasp on my bra back up - when did Edward undo that? - and rearranged my top and Edward swiftly re-buckled his belt. we stepped out looking sheepish.

'You two, principles office right now!' We hurried after him quickly, back into the school.

'In here you two.' He gestured us in in front of him. The principle, Mr Mauve, [AN: Where did I come up with that name ... it's so gloomy] sat staring at us with a stern expression from across the room.

'Take a seat Mr Cullen, Miss Swan.' There was only one seat in front of his desk so I sat on Edwards lap, I could still feel his erection in the back of my leg. I smirked at him and he shrugged at me with a sheepish expression. Mr Mauve coughed and gave us a cold look.

'I have been informed of your, err, actions a few minutes ago. I must tell you that having sex on school property is a direct breach of school rules and not a matter we take lightly. There will be consequences.' I wriggled on Edward's lap, nerves making me anxious, and he got even harder. 'Seeing as you are new to our school we wont be as hard on you-' I suppressed a giggle at his choice of words, '-as we would be on other students. Instead of a two-week expulsion followed by one week of after school detentions you will only have a one-week expulsion. Your parents have been informed and they will be here to pick you up in a few minutes. Your weeks expulsion will begin after the weekend, is that clear?'

'Yes Mr Mauve.' We mumbled and stepped out of the office to a waiting Carlisle and Esme.

I'm still laughing at that other thing ... It's very funny tehe. The song has changed now so I must go write the next chapter. Don't worry it'll be up next Monday. And check out my new story called blood diamonds tehe and I might have posted some one shots ... Either way I currently have 6 fan fiction I'm writing at the same time lol.

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