Disclaimer : I don't own twilight or any of the characters but I do however own Stephanie Meyer's soul.

This chapter may be slightly strange because I did it at 3am on Saturday morning because there was a spider (and it was quite big) crawling on my arm. Which, of course, freaked me out and caused me to not return to my room for the rest of the night. So that will be the 4th time this week I have had less than an hours sleep. Huzzah! *sarcasm* I'm very tired though :O

This was created to the awesomeness of Scream by Tokio Hotel so ... LISTEN!!!!!!!

Chapter 12 : Old furniture and plans

Bella's point of view:

We got into Carlisle's Mercedes and Esme and Carlisle burst out in laughter.

'Hahaha! I can't believe that you got caught, what with your amazing hearing and Edward's mind reading! This really is better than Friday at the hospital! Carlisle broke off into another fit of laughter and Esme turned to face us more calmly.

'Why did you get caught though? We don't mind but I don't understand.'

'Well, Bella was as absorbed as she always is and she pushed her shield out accidentally again. And her thoughts our always so interesting like that.'

'Oh, crap! I wasn't doing that again was I!?!' Carlisle chuckled and we pulled up onto the drive. It seemed like all the other Cullens had skipped school to congratulate us (aka: take the piss). We got out of the car and Edward wrapped his arms around my waist and walked behind me so he could disguise the fact that he was still hard. I pushed my shield out.

'Think non-sexual thoughts Edward! Like some random old-lady or Jake or something!' He nodded and in a few seconds the bulge in his pants was slightly less noticeable. We got to the front door and I could already hear their laughter. I stepped through the door into the lounge and ...

'My little brothers a sex addict!' Right on cue, Emmett. Everyone burst into another laughing fit.

'No, Emmett, I'm a Bella addict. There's a slight difference.' Emmett opened his mouth to respond but Alice jumped up, cutting him off.

'Right, whatever, you guys. Edward go play solitaire or something quickly. Esme and Carlisle are taking you hunting.'

'Edward doesn't play solitaire, Alice! He has Bella, duh!' I snarled at Emmett.

'Don't objectify me, Emmett! I can still kick your ass!' Which was true, I still could, my newborn strength hadn't worn off. Emmett again went to respond but Edward just picked me up, threw me over his shoulder - fireman style ... Edward ... fireman *swoon* - and darted up to our room.

He placed me delicately on my feet then spun around, locking the door. I didn't see his next moves but found myself roughly (but safe - Edward's arms protected me) shoved against the wall. Edward's lips crushed on mine and, although I couldn't make sense of his violent need, I liked it. Our clothes were disposed of quicker than normal and I couldn't quite figure out where they went, not that I cared right now. He lifted me off the floor and I wrapped my legs around his waist as he walked across the room, sitting me down on the dresser.

'Why are you so urgent? So, so ... Violent?' I gasped as soon as he let me breathe. He froze momentarily, his eyes full of worry.

'Am I hurting you?'

'No, not at all. I mean this is amazing. Better than what we normally do.' (We usually only had sex in the missionary position which was fine but I liked to experiment more ;) ) He un-froze and I moaned with pleasure. 'You still haven't told me why.'

'Esme and Carlisle are planning a long trip and a long talk. I have to get my fill of you now.'

'Oh, okay.' He grinned at me then groaned with satisfaction.

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A little while later Carlisle knocked on the door.

'Edward? Are you ready? It's time to go.'

'I'm not quite ready yet Carlisle.' He shifted his weight kind of uncomfortably.

'Edward, that wasn't a question where you actually had a choice. Come one, we're going.'

'I'd rather not right now, Carlisle. Maybe in a few days.' Carlisle gritted his teeth outside and he drew in a sharp breath.

'If you aren't ready in 10 seconds I'm breaking down this door!' Carlisle was angry but neither of us paid him any attention. '... 9 ... 10!' Carlisle kicked through the door and assessed our position on the floor raising his eyebrows, then he caught sight of the broken furniture strewn across the room.

'What the hell have you two been doing in here!?! Half the furniture's been torn to shreds!' Edward pulled a pair of trousers on then crouched defensively in front of me in case Carlisle got too mad. I wrapped the sheet from our bed around myself.

'Well, if you really want to know what we were doing in here, Carlisle, we wer-'

'Nngh! I don't want to know just get dressed and get downstairs. Bella, Alice wants to talk to you in the lounge, ASAP, okay?'

'Okay. Bye, Carlisle.' He stalked off out of the room and we pulled the rest of our clothes on.

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'Bye, Edward. I love you.' I kissed him quickly then shoved him out the door. 'Have fun!' he turned and ran after Carlisle and Esme into the forest, disappearing from sight in a 38th of a second.

'Bella? Come in here now, we want to talk to you.'

'Sure, Alice.' What could she want? And why could I hear suppressed laughter in her voice. I ran into the lounge and everyone was chillaxing on the sofas.

'We have a plan.'

'No.'

'You haven't heard my plan yet Bella.'

'I don't care. I opt out.'

'Whatever, just listen.' I sighed and sunk onto a lounge. 'We all know that Edward is addicted to you so we want to drive him crazy. It will be funny.'

'I'm starting to like your plan. Keep talking.' She smirked before continuing.

'It's simple, don't have sex with Edward for the whole week you're not in school. Esme's going to visit the Denali and Nessie and Jake are moving into a cottage in the forest so you will have the house to yourself.'

'I see but how will it make him crazy?'

'Well, you're going to tease him. We're going shopping to get you some slutty clothes that are tight and revealing and you just have to do simple things like forget your towel and clothes when you get out the shower or walk around your bedroom naked or something. He'll be half crazy by Sunday then, bam! Best sex ever, for both of you.'

'Oh my god, Alice. I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that. Either way, I'm in.' Everyone in the lounge exchanged a glance and grinned.

'Okay, Bella. Get your stuff, we're going shopping!'

Finished! The giant spider is safely dead now and it's 10.15 am so I'm going to go to sleep. Na-night!

Smiles! Xoxo!!!