Disclaimer : I don't own twilight or any of the characters but I do however own Stephanie Meyer's soul.

For some reason I am insanely bored right now. Alas. Tehe. Whatever, this chapter was written to Blink 182 - Miss you. Not sure why it just was ;)

This is a setup for the other chapters so it isn't very long. And it's kinda crap. Like really crap. Lol.

Enjoy this chapter ;)

Chapter 14 - Day one of Driving Edward Crazy (DEC) : I'm not in the mood.

Bella's point of view:

Alice dressed me relatively innocently. A tight, low-cut, white tank top that you could see my bra through, really short blue denim shorts and a navy blue with black lace bra and pants set. Edward got home last night but we stayed in the lounge to talk with our family, much to his discomfort.

Carlisle had left an hour ago for the hospital and Nessie and Jake left with him for their cottage. Everyone had left for school a minute ago and Esme would be down soon, ready to visit the Denali for a week.

Edward walked up behind me, pausing behind my shoulder, running his fingers along my neck. I suppressed a shiver.

'You know we have the house to ourselves today. That's a lot of alone time we'll have to fill with something.' I fixed a confused look on my face.

'We have the house to ourselves? What about Esme?' Edward didn't know I knew where Esme was going.

'I am visiting the Denali for a week Bella.' Esme said appearing at the bottom of the stairs. 'Give you two some alone time.' She added with a slight chuckle. I "cringed".

'Oh. That's nice. Say hi to everyone for me.'

'Sure, Bella.' She bounced over and pecked us both on the cheek. She disappeared outside and we heard Esme's Audi start. 'Don't destroy my house!' She yelled and the car reversed out of the garage. Edward moved slowly around my body and stood in front of me.

'So, as I was saying about our alone time ...' He lent down to kiss me and I had to turn my head to avoid him confusing me. He looked hurt. 'What's wrong, Bella?' He looked so said when he did those puppy dog eyes, I just wanted to - focus Bella! Do not screw up on the first day!

'Nothing's wrong, Edward. I just feel ...' I didn't know how to finish.

'You feel? What? What's wrong, Bella?' Oh, crap! Think, Bella, think!

'I just feel tired. You know? Like I just want to sleep. I guess it's more drained than tired but still.'

'Oh. So ... Ummm ... What do you want to do?' He looked slightly confused and lost.

'Just lie on the bed with me please.' I said and led him upstairs. I crawled under the covers and when Edward joined me I pressed into him so our chests were together. I wriggled for a minute and brought one of my legs up to tangle with his. His breath hitched and he got a very distinctive bulge near my knee. I closed my eyes and pressed my head into his neck, letting out a sigh of content. Edward lay unmoving for a few seconds before cuddling me back in response.

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The family (not including Esme, Carlisle, Nessie and Jake) got back around 4 but I wasn't sure. I had spent an entire day warm and comfy in Edward's loving embrace. Apart from the odd sweet nothing we hadn't talked but lay there, just holding each other, expressing our love in a different kind of way. Emmett burst through the door suddenly and I jumped, rolling out the bed and falling on the floor.

'Had fun today, Eddie?' Alice whacked him in the gut in case he had given anything away but Edward didn't notice. He stood up off the bed and marched over to Emmett in anger.

'Shut up, dumbass! Bella's trying to have a nice peaceful day but you just burst I and ruin it.' I bit back a giggle, Edward got worked up over the tiniest little things.

'Woah! Dude, chillax! Bells is fine!' Edward ignored him, grabbing his shirt and throwing him out the window that I had opened earlier. There was a bang as Emmett hit the floor and Edward jumped out after him. I sighed and walked into the bathroom to brush my hair. I heard footsteps behind me and turned around to see Alice. I continued to brush my hair, watching her in the mirror.

'How's Edward?' I asked in a light care-free tone as I heard another crack from outside.

'Eh, you know. The usual. Fighting to the death with Emmett outside.' She copied my light tone and I smirked. 'I came to be nice to you and congratulate you on your first day.'

'Why congratulate me? I just lay in bed with Edward all day, eyes closed, no kissing or anything further.' But it was so intimate and sweet. I could have laid there all day.

'I guess. But you were so close. I mean, you had your legs tangled in his and your arms around him. Jasper told me how ... ummm ... horny he is. Now go stop Edward killing Emmett because you know that Rose'll get pissed with him and then you'll get pissed with her etc. Comprende, mi chica?' Was that Spanish? Or was Alice just making up languages again?

'Okay, Alice.'

Seeeeeeeeee. I told you it was craaaaaap. And I mean really crap. But did you believe me? No (well you probably did but still). This was just a random chapter. They do get better. And for those of you who thought the whole thing about Bella teasing Edward was a load of crap I'm very sorry cause the next *counts on finger* 6 chapters are based on it. I think I might do another chapter about Edward, Esme and Carlisle's hunting trip. I don't know. Tell me your views.

Smiles! Xoxo!!!