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The new one is here! Huzzah! Okay, so my insomnia is back fully blown and the next few chapters will probably be written very late. Right now it's 1am and I'm not even tired but it will most likely be a load of random stuff.

This chapter was written to Change by Taylor Swift. It's frickin' awesome and I know what you're thinking. All the other songs were emo-ish (well more rock in general but you get the idea) and suddenly we have this random country/pop song. Not my problem! It's awwwwwwwwwesome!

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Chapter 15 - Day 2 of DEC : Whoops!

After I got Edward away from Edward and kissed his hand better - Emmett had bit it - I went back to 'sleep' until after everyone had gone to work and school.

I decided, relatively randomly, that I would make lasagne for no reason, I just needed to - cooking always made me feel better.

'Edward, can you pass me a tin of tomatoes please?' Edward threw me a can of tomatoes and I set about opening them when a sudden reminder that lasagne was Charlie's favourite hit. A plan formed in my head quickly.

'Oh.' I gasped and jolted down my body so the tomatoes spilt down my top.

'Damn! Edward, can you help me clean this up please?' Alice had dressed me again today in faded blue denim shorts, a white button up shirt - which I had stolen off Edward, rolled the sleeves up and worn totally open - and a sky blue lace bra with matching pants. Edward ran an eye up and down my body and a slight grin appeared on his face, excitement growing in his eyes. I pulled my shirt off and threw it in the sink.

'Ughh! I'm going to have to hand wash it. Can you fill the sink with hot water please?' Edward went to the sink and ran the taps, staring at my semi-naked body. I bent down and grabbed a load of soaps from the cupboard, turning around and walking back to the sink. The sink was very conveniently placed on a counter in the middle of the room and, as if he was reading my thoughts, Edward went and sat on the counter opposite. Perfect. I leant forward over the sink, giving Edward full view of my cleavage. His eyes almost popped out of his head. I smiled. I started to scrub the shirt, letting the movement rock my body, and I had the satisfaction of seeing his eyes open even wider.

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The cars pulled up outside the house and I threw the still-red shirt back in the sink to soak. Edward hopped off the counter and walked through to the lounge, I followed him through and sat on the opposite side of the couch. Edward pulled his feet up and pushed himself across so he was lying along the sofa. He put his head in my lap and I ran my fingers through his hair, admiring the silky feel.

'Hey guys! Bella, why are you topless?'

'Hey Emmett! I spilt tomatoes down Edward's white shirt that I had to borrow and I was washing it so I didn't have time to grab another one.' Alice burst into the room a smile stretched across her face and Edward growled.

'Bella, do you want to play a game?'

'Ooooh, what game!?'

'Truth, dare or consequence.'

'Say no Bella. I'm warning you.' Edward said, looking up at me with serious eyes. I just had to ignore them.

'To damn right we're in!' Edward groaned and Alice beamed wider. 'Wait. What are the rules?'

'Simple, truth or dare and if you're to chicken to do a dare you get a consequence. The consequences are normally ten times as bad and involve a lot of pain. Oh, and you can't change after we start so you're playing like that. Okay? Everyone ready? I'll go first.' she turned straight to Rose and Edward snickered as he read her dare. 'Rose, truth or dare?'

'I don't like your smile so truth.'

'How many times have you and Emmett had sex on Edward's piano?' She giggled and Rose glowered at her. 'You can't punk out on a truth Rose. And you know you can't.'

'Fine.' Then she paused uncertainly. 'Ummm ... 7 times ... Maybe ...' We fell about in laughter and Edward dry-heaved over the sofa.

'Ughh, whatever. Jasper, truth or dare?'

'Dare.' He answered, quickly and confidently.

'I dare you to play the rest of the game naked and you can't use Alice to cover yourself up.' Jasper groaned but jumped up and ran into the powder room to change, he reappeared totally naked about 2 seconds later. No comment.

'Nngh, so not cool Rose. Bella, truth or dare?'

'Truth.'

'I happen to know you and Edward also had fun on his piano. Details are needed.'

'We, ummm.' Another idea hit me, damn I was on form today. 'You know what, I can show you better than I can tell you.' Everyone exchanged a look. 'PG, I promise.' They relaxed and followed us to the other side of the room. 'Edward, will you play that funky tune thingy you played the other night please?' Edward sat down and started to play the piano. How he got it to sound like a mix between Bloc Party and Pendulum I would never know but still. I took a deep breath before straddling Edward and performing the more PG section of the dance I gave him the other night.

'Bella? Why aren't you working at a club? I'm sure Emmett knows a strip club you could get a place at.' Edward growled at Alice and Rosalie whacked Emmett round the back of the head.

'You should see me pole dancing. Haha, joke. Emmett, truth or dare?'

'I'm no chicken. Dare!'

'I dare you to ... Have no sexual contact with Rose for a week. That includes kissing and holding hands.'

'What!?! No way!' He screeched at me.

'You can always punk out.' Alice piped up.

'Yeah! Whatever! I punk out!' We all laughed at Emmett's panic.

'So how do these consequences work?'

'We, as in everyone except the person daring, being dared and their mates, discuss and choose a second dare which they can choose between.' Alice and naked Jasper - I had decided that Jasper and naked Jasper were to entirely different people, again no comment - sat on a couch a little way away, discussing in tones even we couldn't hear.

'Okay. Emmett, dare or consequence?'

'Consequence! I don't care what it is I'll take it!' Alice and Jasper broke into a fit of giggles.

'Fine. Your consequence is no sexual contact with Rose for a month including holding hands and kissing.' We all burst out laughing.

'Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!' Emmett cried.

'Emmett got outsmarted by Alice! Emmett got outsmarted by Alice!' Edward and Jasper started to chant. Alice and I high-fived and Rosalie just laughed at her husband.

'Fine. If that's how you want to play. Edward. Truth. Or. Dare.' Edward looked confused - Emmett was blocking his thoughts and he couldn't be the only guy not to choose dare.

'Dare.'

'Hehe. I dare you to spend an hour in the closet with Bella while Jasper sends all his lust in to you. But you can't have sex or do each other any "special favours".' Crap! Crappity crappity crap!

'Easy.' Edward said confidently, but I could see the anxiety in his eyes. He grabbed my hand and pulled me into the closet. It was a good thing I wasn't claustrophobic because there was barley room for on person, let alone two. Edward pressed in next to me and we were only a few inches apart.

'When we close the door your hour starts. No sex. No favours. Keep all your clothes on.' Emmett grinned. He pushed the door to and there was a live wire running through my body all of a sudden, my skin tingling for Edward. Edward's face lit up in a grin and he wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me even closer.

'Edward, much as I want you right now we are not losing the dare.' Or the bet, I added mentally to myself. Then all I could feel was lust. I didn't care about the dare or the bet. I didn't care we were in a closet so small that I could barely move my arms. I didn't care that our family could hear and would burst through the door at any sound. I threw my arms around his neck and pulled his face to mine, kissing him forcefully. He responded to my intensity, slamming me into the wall which cracked, leaving a dent where my body had hit it.

'Wait, Edward.'

'I don't want to wait. Screw the dare.'

'No. We are so not losing this dare, Edward.' He growled but let me go. I hissed, I was going crazy my need for Edward was so great. Apparently Edward felt the same, his hands were dug into the walls leaving massive dents. I sunk down to the floor and started banging my head against the wall, chipping blocks off.

I lost track of time, my head running around in circles, half deranged in my own fantasies. Edward had turned to face the wall and was smashing his head into it, a massive hole where it had been beaten.

The door swung open and all the lust ran away. Alice and Emmett stood grinning at the door.

'Well then kiddies. Did you have fun in Santa's workshop?' Edward was up almost instantly, slamming Emmett into a wall.

'That was not funny moron!'

'Oh, I beg to differ, Edward. It was the funniest thing ever.'

'Edward? Edward, babe, let go of him. Remember yesterday? Emmett had to re-at-tach his arm.' I stressed the syllables. 'What if it's his head today?'

'He'd deserve it.' Edward hissed.

'No, he wouldn't Edward. It was just a dare. Let go of him babe. We'll so something else for the rest of tonight, okay?'

'Sure Bella. Let's go upstairs love.'

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