Chapter 2, sorry it took so long I have a billion things happening right now and my hands are cold and I have a migraine. Enjoy the chapter. Chapter next = crossdressing!Izaya. My x key is sticky right now *cries*

Chatroom speak will look like this:

{person posting\blah blah blah}

When Shizuo woke he wished he hadn't. His head was throbbing painfully and it seemed he was holding someone which meant he had brought someone home with him. He cracked one eye open and winced lightly looking around. Okay...or been taken home by someone. Izaya was still sleeping, his body refused to let him wake up since it was not only hung-over, but SORE AS HELL. Shizuo brought one hand up to press against his own forehead. He tried to recall what the hell had happened but it was a bit foggy. He decided to check who was next to him and blinked. That...couldn't be right...

Izaya looked normal while sleeping, and not like his usual manipulative self... But it was Izaya Orihara one and the same sleeping beside Shizuo and Shizuo was struggling to comprehend how this was possible. Trying to think hurt his head though and that was annoying. The flea was also annoying...he promptly shoved the body beside him away and got the hell out of that bed. His heat source is mean... Izaya shivered and groaned, waking up as he got cold, and sat up despite the pain.

"What the FUCK happened?" Shizuo asked the flea who was clearly awake now.
"So loud," Izaya winced covering one ear as he was leaning on the other hand. "Shizu-chan don't be so loud..." He didn't remember much, but he knew the reason his body felt this stiff... He received an INSANE amount of unbelievable pleasure, maybe monsters weren't so bad?

"Did we...did...how the hell did I get to your place?" He asked, trying to ignore his own hangover.
"You what?" Izaya was confused now too, how did Shizuo get here? "You must have a key somehow."
"Why the hell would I have your..." He figured it out. Annoying doctors must die. He started yanking his clothing on.
"Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill," He muttered under his breath as he did so.
"How did you get my key?" Izaya frowned then wanting to know what the monster figured out
"Shinra. Is. A. Dead. Man. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill..." He growled, now marching for the door.

"Eh?" Izaya blinked and scrambled to get his clothes... It hurt like hell to move, but he had other things to worry about. He wasn't quick enough as he watched Shizuo slam his front door, and then he frowned. Monsters can't have all the fun... Izaya logged onto the Dollar's site hoping to find Setton. Thankfully she was on, and he gave her this private message,

{PM to Setton\There's a monster coming to turn Shinra into a ghost. I suggest you stop him.} Poor Celty knew exactly what that meant, but the best way to ensure Shinra's safety would be to intercept the murderous blonde. He wrenched a stop sign from the ground as he walked, still mumbling the same words again and again under his breath making people flee in fear. Of course several people were also confused, they hadn't seen Izaya at all... Celty raced off then, and had gotten a location from Izaya on Shizuo's walking direction. Shizuo ignored her as he continued his hurried walk to Shinra's apartment but then he realized she must have had something to do with it as she had dropped him off. He glared at her. He liked Celty, so he would give her a chance to explain.

"Talk. Now. Why?"
[I was only going along with Shinra's idea!] She typed furiously, yet the worry and guilt emanated strongly from her.
[You and Izaya cause too much damage, so he thought trying to force you two together might liken the chances you won't destroy the city so much] The sign bent when his hand twitched.

"He thought drugging me so I would sleep with my worst enemy was a good plan? And you did too?" He hissed, lower than he'd have liked. He wasn't about to broadcast to the whole damn city that he and Izaya had slept together.
[Never! I told him my doubts, but... You know Shinra...] She hesitated then, realizing the man she loved had a few loose wires in his head.
[He developed the aphrodisiac...]
"Tell him he owes me so big he is NEVER gonna pay it off," He growled. He wouldn't kill Shinra for Celty's sake. Celty was one of his few friends after all and he wouldn't hurt her like that.

[G-Got it, I'm really sorry Shizuo,] She bowed her helmet and then sped off to scold her boyfriend. Shizuo lit up a smoke, the nicotine helping to calm him a little. He dropped the sign somewhere along the road between there and his own apartment where he took a long and VERY hot shower hoping to remove any contamination that flea might had caused. Izaya, he thought, was probably a slut and a cornucopia of diseases. It was exactly the opposite though, and after trolling the internet for a bit-finding nothing of interest-Izaya took a long hot shower too... He was a little sad to wash away the evidence of what Shizuo had done to him, the memento of how good it felt, but he didn't want to feel sticky all day... The hot water helped relax his body too… besides, Shizuo had left numerous marks on his body, so Izaya still had his proof in a way.

Shizuo wanted to forget what happened though and that day he was in a particularly bad mood too. Tom noted, though it made collecting easier since no one wanted to aggravate the blonde more, and it was such comments that Izaya saw that made him smirk and begin his favorite hobby of all~

{He probably needs to get laid!"} was posted on several social sites, including the Dollars. People -as usual- thought it was right too. He just needed to forget the event had happened and he would be fine, but if people annoyed him by trying to get with him it was not going to go well. Of course, Izaya encouraged women to flirt with him too, and after making sure girls were doing that... He set out to troll the blonde in person… Shizuo knew he was there before he could see him. He always knew. He said nothing, but it left him on edge. Yet Izaya had an extra special taunt in mind.

"AW~ Shizu-chan, ignoring beautiful women? What, you gay or something?" Shizuo twitched and the nearest heavy object was in one hand and being launched at the flea.
"IIIIZAAAYAAA-KUUUN!" Dodge.
"Oh my Shizu-chan! Being frustrated must be slowing you down~~ Maybe I could help?~" He didn't think Shizuo was ever be attracted to him so these taunts seemed empty. Unfortunately all it did was refresh the blonde's memory of just how attracted he had been to Izaya that night. That fact annoyed him and that made him launch something else. A vending machine it seemed. Izaya smirked now, ah good the monster was back to normal~. Izaya dodged it well and began to stroll away,

"Aw Shizu-chan, losing your touch?" Shizuo launched himself after Izaya now grabbing a pedestrian crosswalk sign as he went, swinging it at Izaya. In truth, Izaya hoped Shizuo never lost his touch... Well, THAT touch... The informant suppressed a shudder at the mere thought of it as he began to run through the streets. Shizuo was hot on his heels and none the wiser to Izaya's thoughts as he tried again and again to hit him. He even tore a rather large section of road up.

"Tsk, tsk Shizu-chan," Izaya chided him, dodging the asphalt. "Can you really afford this?"
"SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL!" He roared. If he squashed Izaya then the attraction he had felt...still felt apparently, would have to die too right? Izaya seemed to be playing, holding his arms out like an airplane while running side to side avoiding signs hurled like javelins.
"I mean honestly Shizu-chan, you a masochist or something?~"
"JUST FUCKING DIE!" Shizuo wasn't sure what a masochist was, but if Izaya said it then it was a safe bet he didn't want to know.

"Or maybe you're a sadist?~" Izaya stepped on a trash can that was miraculously still attached to the ground and perched on a fence.
"I knew it! You're a sadist Shizu-chan~" His red eyes held joy, and a bit of the same strange lusty glow from that night. It made Shizuo pause. That glow turned him on but...he grabbed the trash can and hurled it at Izaya now. He didn't know what a sadist was either.

"Ah~ Thanks for the ride!" Izaya timed it perfectly and hopped onto the trash bin as it hurled at him, taking a ride on its trajectory. Shizuo roared in frustration as Izaya escaped but there was nothing he could do now either. He turned and returned to where Tom was no doubt waiting for him. Tom was patient... Used to it, and continued about his rounds hoping Shizuo let off a little steam instead of boil more. It was a mix of both. Shizuo was someone who had to be treated carefully on a good day though, and today was not one of those. He was a bit like a minefield. and Izaya loved walking all over him. He loved humans, but Shizuo was his favorite monster. When the bin landed Izaya jumped off and pranced home feeling happy.

Shizuo blew up again that day though, someone was giving lame ass excuses again and since it was a guy he could be violent. Tom just sighed while Izaya laughed when he read about it after getting home. He posted random questions around the internet to see what he got, and the response to one question in particular amused him since he posted on a number of sites.

{What would you do if you found yourself in love with Shizuo Heiwajima?} Most had said they would probably never say anything as he was a scary guy. Some said they would tell him and try to win him over though. Izaya was damn lucky Shizuo didn't use the internet. Sure he got updates through his phone from the Dollars site, but he wasn't super active either. The informant then created a fake account and gave himself access to the Dollars' site posing as a girl in which is in love with Shizuo... He fabricated everything, and watched amused as Taro Tanaka and Setton tried to offer her advice. Not just them though, several other people tried to help too and told her to go for it. Celty of course listed his good qualities.

{Setton\I happen to know him pretty well, he's really nice when you get to know him...as long as you don't make him angry.} 'But he's no fun when he's not angry,' Izaya thought, and 'Shya' replied.
{Shya\But-but it's hard to get the courage to talk to him...}
{Setton\Yes, I know. His reputation makes him seem scary, but he actually hates violence, and he would never hit a girl!} Celty assured 'her'. 'Is that so?' Izaya smirked, well then, time to try that it seemed, and then sent a PM to Celty as Shya.

{Shya\Then can you help me meet him?}
{Setton\Certainly!} She agreed to help 'her'. She wanted Shizuo to find someone after all.
{Shya\Thank you! Uhm, I-I'll be free the day after tomorrow...} Izaya needed extra time to make sure his disguise was Shizuo-proof.
{Setton\Okay, where would you like to meet him?}
{Shya\The tree park, please...} He meant the one with a slide built around a tree.
{Setton\Okay! I'll make sure he's there!} She agreed. Shizuo sneezed somewhere and wondered if someone was talking about him.
{Shya\Thank you Setton!} Izaya logged off then and worked a little on preparation. He made something to eat and then went to sleep.