A/N: Hey, this is Mooose here. Arrow's embarrassing moment actually happened to me. But replace Bullet with my best friend Amelia.
Fang smirked as he continued typing in his computer, "Max had a chip in her arm, and an annoying voice in her head. She thought that the voice was connected to the chip, so she wanted it out. Her mom was a vet surgeon and hopped her up on Valium before the operation. I was distracting her, so she wouldn't look at her arm. She started babbling like mad. Saying how the lights were pretty, and then she asked Ella, who is her half-sister, if she had a Lay-Z Boy anywhere... I think that was her most embarrassing moment. I have never seen Max behave like that, so I had a nice time teasing her about it." I knew that he wasn't telling me something, but I let it pass. I chuckled.
"You want to know mine?" I said. He raised an eyebrow, asking the unasked question. "I was just messing around waiting for Bullet to come back to finish our game of cards. I was head banging, and jumping around dancing. I looked up, and Bullet was staring at me. It turned out that he had been there the whole time since I started dancing. He asked me why I was dancing, and, because I was so embarrassed, I said I was dancing to the beat. He listened, then told me that there wasn't any music. I tried to cover up my blunder by saying, 'I meant the beat in my head.' With that I walked swiftly past him, then he said that we needed to finish our game of cards. I knew that he wouldn't let it go unless we finish our card game. But, he kept glancing at me and chuckling, so I knew that I wouldn't hear the end of it. Luckily, I won the card game, so now if he brings it up, I can say that he got beaten in a card game."
He laughed, then carried on still typing his post. I wonder if he had any embarrassing moments, but soon shrugged it off. This is Fang I'm talking about.
Later on, we managed to book a hotel room. I got bored, and, being the stalker I am, I decided to check out what Fang had been writing on his blog while we were talking. It turned out he had told thewhole world my embarrassing moment. I clicked to comment on it. This is what I said:
Fang, you are soooo dead. And when you're dead, I will leave you in a tub of flesh-eating maggots that will eat your flesh. Then, I will feed what's left of you to Erasers.
I posted the comment. Then, I went to see his reaction and started to spy on him from the doorway. Then, Indigo walked up to me, a quizzical expression on his face.
"What are you doing?" He asked. Indigo has that type of voice that is naturally loud. Fang looked up from his laptop, and caught me motioning for Indigo to go away. I froze, blushing. Oh, gosh. What must he think I was doing?
Fang's POV.
Why was she spying on me? I was wondering about this when I looked at a new comment someone had submitted to my blog. In some sense, I knew that it was Arrow. When I read the comment twice, it felt familiar to me. Then, I recognize that it sounded like an insult that Max would say. It was creepy. Sometimes, when I didn't look at her while she was speaking, I could imagine Max sitting there. I missed Max along with the rest of the flock as I view Arrow's flock. I started typing my new post:
Hey guys. Someone is mad at me now... I'm not entirely sure that she won't carry out what she said she'd do. Anyway, Max, if you are out there, let me know. Tell the flock I send my greetings. I'll give you a clue to where I am. It's really hot. Try and figure that one out. I have to go now. Writing this while dodging knives thrown by Arrow. Haha. Not really.
Fly on,
Fang.
Max's POV.
Trust him to accidentally get 'separated' from us to be with the red head's flock. I was so mad at him that I didn't even care about finding him or not. But, I knew I had to because of Raven and all. Poor guy, he looked scared when he realized that he was with us.
I decided to see just how well he was getting on with the other flock. I clicked onto the blog, and read his previous comments. It turned out he had told the universe Arrow's most embarrassing moment. I smirked as I read it. But then my grin vanished as I wondered just how he found out about it. Then, I saw Arrow's comment at the end of the blog. She insulted just as badly as me. That was something. I decided to email him. Privately, so the rest of the world didn't find out where we were. I started typing:
To Fang,
So, Fang. How is it going? We are currently in London, England. We are staying in the inn nearest to Big Ben. By the way, nice hint, "It's really hot", I'm mean there are only a few places in the whole world that are "really hot". If you can't read the sarcasm in that last statement, you're an idiot.
From Max.
Dear Fang,
Hey, Fang! What have you been doing? Where are you? I really miss you. That boy, Raven, is best buddies with Gazzy now. Tell Koko I miss her too!
Love Nudge xxxx.
To F-nick.
Hi F-nick. Max read Arrow's crazy moment to the flock. Hahaha, she is never going to hear the end of it.
From Ig.
Dear Fang,
I miss you Fang. Please come back soon. We all miss you. Bring me a souvenir if you can! Celeste and Total miss you, too.
Lots of Love,
Angel.
Hey Fang,
I'm teaching Raven to make bombs! He is OK, but once we accidentally set off a stink bomb in a food store! You should have seen everybody's faces!
See ya,
Gazzy.
After everyone finished typing their notes, I pressed send, shaking my head at Gazzy's message. Now to wait for Fang's reply. However, I doubt he'll answer if he's hanging around that red-head. What should I do?
