I finished seperating this into the chapters though the others still need editing. There will be twelve and you get DOUBLE SMUT in this chapter. Yes. Llama and I love you THAT much. Also a note to Propoint who saw fit to prove how low their own intelligence was... not ONE other person has mentioned not being able to tell who is talking. Now, if you, my readers, ARE having difficulty figuring out who is saying what please let me know (though please to it more politely then propoint did) and I can fix it but I won't change anything with only ONE anonymous review. I tend to ignore it when ONE person says it because it usually means just them!

Formatting should be ACCORDING TO WHAT I WAS TAUGHT as such: Aligned left, capitalized first letters and proper nouns, starting a new LINE(not PARAGRAPH) for a NEW PERSON speaking, paragraphs being broken down into smaller ones if a giant TEXT BLOCK will occur otherwise, and appropriate usage of puntuation marks(commas, apostraphe's, colons, semicolons, quotation marks, question marks, exclamation marks and so on).

Now, if you were taught differently or not at all sorry, but that was how I was taught for TWELVE YEARS through the Canadian school systems. It's how I see published books. I don't get what is wrong with the formatting! Now on a side note if you're going to flame then GROW A PAIR AND STOP DOING IT ANONYMOUSLY! I honestly think you're one person at this point because all you do is say the same thing with the same way of saying it all anonymously so at this point I don't think you are anything more than one lonely loser with nothing better to do because TRUST ME, I have seen REAL formatting issues on this site. Do I then tell them it's bad and that I will refuse to read anything? No. I tell them how they can IMPROVE what they have and offer EXAMPLES of what was wrong and an EXAMPLE of how to fix it! THAT IS WHAT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM IS! If you don't offer that all you have done is flame and insult the author(In this case authors since there are two of us)

Long authors rant is now over. Enjoy the double smut. Also... please don't EVER use a movie theater like Llama and I portrayed.


Two days of hell for Izaya though, he didn't even go on the website or troll anyone, or-or anything... He sulked like a child, wondering who should go on this date with Shizuo. He browsed through the chat history for 'Shya' and frowned, what a farce. Wednesday, the time they agreed to meet, and Izaya was there again in drag. But he was wearing pants and a shirt with the wig and had a bag. Shizuo chuckled at the sight of him.

"Shya-chan~" He said, going along with the farce. Izaya stood and frowned though.
"Don't call me that..." He couldn't lie anymore. The informant pulled and the wig came off, before he stuffed in the bag and pulled out his fur-lined sweater.
"I love all humans Shizu-chan... Prove to me you're a human."
"Mm? I bleed don't I? I have feelings too," He pointed out. He looked surprisingly feminine in those clothes, even with his jacket and no wig.

"You're going to have to do better than that..." Izaya said, "S-So, let's get this thing started..."
"Yep~" Shizuo agreed with an amused chuckle. It was a movie date even though Shizuo wasn't all that big on movies. Izaya had been the one to say 'movie' and so Shizuo had agreed to it. Izaya had suggested it because movies were dark and he didn't really want people to see what he was going to do... Or what he dreamt about last night. The movie was pretty empty anyways since it was an obscure British Comedy he had chosen.

Shizuo didn't understand a word of it either and his Kanji wasn't great so it was hard to follow subtitles. Either way, if Izaya enjoyed it, it was fine by him, but he knew he wasn't going to be really paying much attention to it. Soon Izaya wasn't either though as he leaned into Shizuo suggestively and looked at him. Shizuo blinked and looked down, then he grinned and leaned in to capture Izaya's mouth readily. So this was why Izaya chose the very back... Izaya kissed back then, and moved from the chair. Fantasy was going to become reality it seemed and Izaya shuddered, as he moved between Shizuo's legs. That had surprised the blonde a little, but his arms wrapped around Izaya's neck, almost lazily now as his tongue flicked over the informants lips lightly. Izaya didn't want a kiss though. His body craved something else, and he left Shizuo's mouth kneeling now and kissed at the hem of Shizuo's pants causing Shizuo to blink and then blush. Well, this would be interesting enough...

'Ah, cute~' Izaya thought seeing the faint redness in Shizuo's cheeks, as he unzipped the blondes pants with his teeth. Shizuo, meanwhile, hoped he didn't break anything and thanked god the only other two people were down near the front and genuinely watching the movie. Izaya was happy to find Shizuo like this, and fully hardened the blonde before sliding his mouth over the tempting erection before him. Shizuo let out a soft breath, remembering he had to stay quiet because he did NOT want to attract attention to them right now. Izaya moved his head then, licking and swirling his tongue around Shizuo's cock causing Shizuo to grip the arm rests on both sides of his seat, barely managing to not break them and bit his lower lip to keep himself from groaning in delight. Izaya took what he could into his mouth, massaging the rest with his hands as he sucked hard on the blonde's member.

"Haah!" Shizuo rasped out lightly, damn this was difficult! His hips wanted to buck too, but he didn't dare try it for fear he would hurt Izaya. Izaya purred and moaned around him now, he had forgotten how good Shizuo tasted and his actions made Shizuo curl a little at the sensation and gasp again... fortunately for him something funny had happened and the other two people there were laughing loudly.

Izaya heard the line, "You're a doctor, deal with it. Yeah mother fucker!" But focused at the task at hand, and moved his head a little faster on the blonde. Shizuo didn't hear anything now except for the soft warning crack from one of the arm rests... oops. He loosened his grip on them again as he tried not to make noise. Izaya chuckled at that, moving his tongue expertly now, swirling around the head and giving long licks along the vein along the underside of the shaft.

'Damn it why is he so good?' Shizuo thought. Ten minutes of struggling not to make noise OR break the arm rests as Izaya worked him like a pro and he finally felt his release building.
"I'm gonna," He managed to breath softly. The informant's eyes smiled as he hummed in joy, good thing he picked a theatre near his apartment, he didn't want to have to travel far in-ahem- this condition. The left armrest cracked loudly this time as it broke when Shizuo came in Izaya's mouth, his eyes squeezed shut and his jaw clenched tightly, a breath hissing out as he barely managed not to moan. Izaya jolted a little but managed to swallow all of it. The informant pulled off panting, but licked Shizuo clean and fixed him up, tucking his lover back inside his pants. Shizuo's was panting, but he was quickly regaining himself too. He also noticed Izaya needed a little attention now too... well, that would have to wait until they got home. Izaya sat down again, albeit rather awkwardly, trying to ignore it for now. He was able to survive till the end of the movie and stood to leave with Shizuo. Shizuo left with him, a small smirk playing at his lips the whole time.

"What are you so happy about?" Izaya pouted, he didn't like the smirk.
"Oh... just thinking of what I'm going to do to you now..." He purred in the smaller man's ear happily.
"W-Well you can't do anything in public!" Izaya blushed and half contained a shiver.
"That's why we're going back to your place," He chuckled, but his gold eyes remained on Izaya's lithe frame. Izaya blushed as they walked, but he'd have to start walking faster since knowing Shizuo was staring at him like that was starting to make him horny again. Shizuo kept pace easily with him, his eyes never leaving him either. He was horny just thinking about what he was going to do with Izaya.

"Y-You're not hungry?" They hadn't eaten yet, but Izaya could already guess what Shizuo wanted to eat.
"Not for food," The blonde purred huskily in his ear. Izaya gulped, getting his key seeing his apartment around the corner.
"O-Oh, for what then?"
"I think we both know the answer to that, don't we I~za~ya~?" Shizuo teased lightly. Izaya shivered when he didn't hear a suffix to his name and finally got the door open. Shizuo followed him inside, and shut the door by pinning Izaya to it and kissing him. Izaya gasped, whimpering, Shizuo's too fast too.

"Mm, Ah, Sh-Shizu-chan..." Shizuo growled happily against his neck before leaving a good and obvious mark on it.
"O-Ow, Shizu-chan," Izaya panted lightly. Shizuo moved his mouth more gently now along Izaya's jaw line, nibbling gently at him. Izaya hadn't had any action since they were drugged, only the contact as 'Shya' but obviously that was NOT enough. His arms wrapped around Shizuo's neck lazily. It was a similar story for Shizuo though -discounting the blowjob he'd just gotten in the theater, but that wasn't nearly enough either. He claimed the informants mouth again briefly before picking him up bridal style and carrying him to the bedroom. There was a blow to Izaya's ego.
"Shizu-chan, put me down!" He was not a princess!

"Nope," Shizuo growled. Not until they got to where they were going. This was demeaning, highly embarrassing and a little comfortable... Izaya blushed furiously as he waited out the ride. At least the bedroom wasn't far and once they got there he was on the bed with Shizuo atop him. Shizuo went after Izaya's mouth again, determined to taste it again. Izaya complied, as hard as -or more- than in the theatre as he wrapped his arms around Shizuo's neck again. Shizuo's tongue roamed hungrily through Izaya's mouth, dominating him there first as his hands started to work with clothing. The jacket came off in one piece... the shirt was ripped in two though. Izaya didn't care about the shirt, he had ten more just like it... Same with the pants.

"Sh-Shizuo..." Izaya murmured the blonde's name. Shizuo tore the pants too... oh well. One hand moved along Izaya's hips, feeling the shape as the other undid his own zipper. He would get the important part out and worry about the rest of his pants coming off later. Izaya didn't care either way, he just wanted what he knew was coming. His body shuddered in anticipation as he licked his lips. Again three fingers presented themselves to Izaya and Shizuo's gaze was locked on those perfect lips. The aforementioned perfect lips then engulfed the three fingers as he moved his head along them like he'd done to Shizuo in the theatre, licking them individually in his mouth. Shizuo groaned at the sight and feel tugging them back when they were sufficiently coated, one slipping easily inside the informant.

"MM~" Izaya's head rolled, "Sh-Shizu-cha~n!" Shizuo added the second one soon after, trying to get this part over with as fast as he possibly could... without going too fast.
"Mm, hah~" Izaya's back arched a little, his body remembers this feeling, and longed for it. The blonde stayed at two longer then he wanted to, but soon it was three and with three he was able to brush Izaya's prostate.
"AAH! AH, Sh-Shizu~o," Izaya moaned and squirmed now and finally he was ready. Shizuo's fingers slid out easily, both hands resting on each of Izaya's hips as he kissed the informants neck, pressing inside with a slow thrust of his hips.

"Nnng!~" Izaya tensed for a moment and then tried to relax but it wasn't quite there yet, "Anh Sh-Shizu-chan!" He didn't stop until he was completely inside, resting against Izaya's sweet spot to boot. It felt so good to be engulfed by this heat again... and still tight, Izaya's body probably didn't think it'd go through this again. It dreamed about it, but it had never experienced it since then. Izaya panted and tried to relax for the blonde. Shizuo's left hand moved over to stroke Izaya's erection in order to distract him from the pain and help him loosen up.

"Ah, Shizuo!" That made him tighten a little though, and he jolted and jerked in pleasure.
"Nn! Fuck!" Shizuo groaned in response, his hips moving on their own now in response to Izaya's movements.
"Anh! Sh-Shizuo~" The informant purred, his body loosening up with the blonde's thrusts. Shizuo groaned again, nipping Izaya's ear as he began a steady pace, bumping that bundle of nerves each time.

"MM! AH!" Izaya panted between moans, arching and writhing about, clawing at Shizuo's back in pleasure. Shizuo kept his pace steady, but not too slow either, just enough that he could go for a while like this and still let Izaya come, which didn't take long.
"AH! Sh-Shizu-cha, I'm gunna come!" Shizuo smirked, he wasn't even close yet. Good, he wanted Izaya to come more than once for him and he gave a particularly rough couple of thrusts into that spot, his hand moving faster on Izaya's length.

"Shizu-!" Izaya clamped on him hard as he came with a sweet cry, but he stayed hard too. Shizuo shuddered at the sudden tightness, but he kept moving, his pace slowing a bit for now. No time to breathe or relax it seemed, though Izaya was hardly complaining, he looked at Shizuo with lusty red eyes... Purer than the night they were drugged. Shizuo's honey-gold ones locked with his then and he realized this wasn't just lust either, not on his part nor Izaya's. The words bubbled and festered inside the informant want to be spoken, but Izaya was stubborn, too stubborn to say them. Izaya's face was flushed bright red as he wrapped his arms around Shizuo's neck and kissing him hungrily making the blonde moan hungrily as his tongue fought with Izaya's in response, his pace increasing again to what it had been when Izaya had come.

The informant's body lit again as he produced more moans than before, the fight with Shizuo's tongue quickly becoming a losing one as Shizuo swallowed each moan Izaya produced for him as if they were water and he were parched. Heat coiled in their abdomens as Shizuo moved faster now making Izaya's legs folded up then, moaning louder as Shizuo reached deeper inside him, the blondes mouth moving to Izaya's neck.

"ANH! Shizu-chan! S-So good!"
"Ng! I-Izaya...G-gonna come," He gasped out, marking another patch of the creamy flesh on Izaya's chest.
"S-Shizuo~" Izaya arched again, as he came a second time clenching the shaft inside him. His name like that... the sudden tightness... the two combined were enough to send him over the edge with Izaya and he came inside the informant with a low gasp of delight. That felt even better than he remembered, but then again he didn't really remember that night very well, as he went limp panting heavily. Shizuo pulled out, though he didn't want to, collapsing happily next to the informant and pulling his body close, both arms wrapping around him and Izaya cuddled into him.

"Sh-Shizu-chan... I-I love you..." Izaya murmured happily and Shizuo grinned madly at those words.
"I love you too Iza-chan~" He said, giving the flea a nickname he knew would be hated.
"Sounds stupid," Izaya mumbled closing his eyes, and it wasn't long before he was asleep with that. Shizuo lay awake a while longer, but it was because he was stupidly happy. Though the internet was going to go wild about this, he just knew it... maybe he should go check that stuff out? ...Nah, maybe later. For now he would sleep and cuddle his flea.


Izaya: You really, really hate flames don't you?
Seliphra: Yes. Yes I do. I even left this one so other people can see what 'more polite' means.
Shizuo: I dunno, if you don't say who is talking it's usually because the other person mentioned a name... or you know, you mention the other persons name so the readers should be able to figure it out right?
Seliphra: That's what I thought. ANYWHO Llama and I are doing a Kida/Mikado rp now... it's fun being Kida.
Shizuo: Yeah but you're basically you...
Seliphra: Nu uh! When I do Kida I'm less trollish!
Izaya: Yeah! So there Shizu-chan! Ah, the postscipt is getting long, so review humans~!
Seliphra: Please do! Please tell me if you're having trouble too because if there really IS an issue I don't know about it. Again, with only one anonymous review I assume it's just them or that they just felt like flaming.