PLEASE READ: Okay so the RP fics are going to be what get updated more frequently at the moment as we got some pretty bad news. My Dad, as some of you know, is fighting cancer. Unfortunately today we learned he doesn't seem to be responding to treatment. As a result things are going to get more difficult and time is going to be taken up with me looking for a job(more hours in to that then I already am putting) and helping take care of him as he starts a new treatment program(which we're praying will work). Please don't get mad at me for taking a while to update my other fics or this one as I do have a lot of things happening in the real world and fanfictions -while an excellent coping strategy- are not something I can spend all my time on anymore.
On a side note:
[Celty talking]
["Text message from anyone to anyone"]
Izaya wasn't looking forward to that, and decided dressing like a girl to mess with them was a BAD idea... He slept better than the night before, but it still wasn't as restful as he'd like. Shizuo woke to the buzz of his alarm clock too early and groaned. He only meant to turn it off but it broke when his hand slammed down on it... woops. Third one this week. Izaya woke before his alarm for some reason and stared at it while it beeped at him, but he got up nonetheless and ate and then dressed. He headed out early too, trolling the area before the meeting time. The people of the online chat had agreed to meet in one location and ask them all at the same time to avoid trolling on Izaya's part which irritated him to no end. Shizuo waited for him too and naturally the first to ask would be Kida. Shizuo made no mention at all of the online chat to Izaya and feigned ignorance too. Kida bounced up, Mikado in tow though.
"Oi! Are you a man or a woman Izaya-kun?"
"Obviously, I'm a man~~" Izaya grinned, his hands were in his pockets and he shrugged them up
"Told you Mikado!" He grinned.
"Y-you're the one who said he was a woman..."
"Sorry boys~" Izaya grinned, putting his arms down again, "I'm a guy just like you~" Izaya glanced over when he heard Celty pull up.
[I knew it! And Shizuo is on top right?] She asked.
"Nope~ I am!" Izaya grinned madly then. Shizuo blinked and scowled at the remark he'd overheard.
"What the hell are you talking about?" He growled.
"Hmmm~" Izaya looked at him innocently, "I'm talking about pushing you down and having my way with you Shizu-chan~"
"...and you're lying about our sex life because...?" Izaya stopped himself from blushing when Shizuo said this.
"I'm not Shizu-chan!" He smirked. Shizuo sighed softly and shook his head grinning despite himself.
"Why are you guys so interested anyways?" He asked, continuing to feign ignorance.
[Something else to talk about?] Celty shrugged, at least they weren't destroying anything anymore.
"Yeah, Mikado and I just wanted to settle a dispute between the two of us. He said you were on top, I said no way." Masaomi replied making Shizuo grin in amusement.
"Well then I~za~ya~ since you and I can't seem to agree I think I'll just have to prove it to them~"
"Huh, what?" Izaya questioned, and then figured it out, stepping back in a panic... He didn't want humans to see him like that!
"Shizu-chan, don't even think about it!"
"Well then, admit you're on the bottom," Shizuo's grin was almost evil now as he advanced readily on the smaller man.
"Shizu-chan..." Izaya frowned and kept backing up, unaware that his behavior was bottom material, "I'm warning you, don't you dare prove it!" Shizuo continued to advance, backing him into a wall before nipping Izaya's best turn on spot... now it was partly punishment too for lying.
"Ah!" Izaya couldn't stop it now... "Shizu-chan! Don't!"
"Don't what~?" He teased and Kida frowned, realizing that he was wrong. Izaya was indeed a bottom...
"N-Not here," Izaya blushed then... Making the winners, Shizuo and Celty... Shizuo pulled away now with a grin.
"Proved it," He sat, clearly pleased with his victory. Izaya was still flushed, and a little turned on by the blonde, as he awkwardly sat next to Shizuo.
[So that means I won? By the way, does anyone know who Yasu-san is?] Celty typed out. Shizuo blinked at the message.
"Won? There was a bet or something?"
[Y-Yes... We made a bet on your relationship... First part was to guess Izaya's gender and then to guess who dominated,]
"...Why?"
"F-for fun..." Mikado mumbled, hiding behind Kida who eyed the other blonde carefully but Shizuo simply looked amused by the idea.
"Yes, and since we can't identify Yasu-san Celty is our winner and she gets to pick our next date~" Izaya grinned.
"And I'm going to agree to this because...?" He looked less amused now.
"We don't HAVE to go where she suggests you know," Izaya smirked.
"Fine, fine, suggest away then..."
"So you ARE Kanra!" Mikado said suddenly looking at Izaya. Izaya blinked, Mikado's only figuring this out NOW? Then he smirked.
"And if I am?"
"Then...it makes a lot of sense about a lot of things... hey! You said you were a girl AND on top!" Izaya chuckled at Mikado's flustered response.
"Oh Mikado-kun, your reactions are amusing~ Why would I be honest about that? I didn't purposely vote to win, right?"
"A-ah... I guess not..." Mikado agreed and Shizuo just shook his head.
"You told them you were a girl?" Shizuo asked sounded genuinely amused.
"And now Mikado, you know why I hate Kanra so much~!" Kida said cheerfully.
"Yes, ah... Kida-kun, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to you." Izaya was earnest
"Right... I'm not ever going to believe that you know..." It was around then Anri showed up...at last.
"O-oh... Hi everyone..."
[Hello, why are you so late Anri-chan?] Celty asked her.
"S-sorry... I had some things to take care of, is it all resolved then?" She asked.
"Yup! Want to take one last guess?" Izaya offered though.
"You're a guy. Shizuo-san is definitely on top..." She said with a sigh.
"Well, congrats!" Izaya grinned, "There are two winners, since we still don't know who Yasu-san is."
"So what, now she gets to decide a date for us too or something? And this Yasu guy too?" Shizuo looked displeased by the thought though he knew exactly what his plans were.
"Like I said Shizu-chan, if we don't really like it, then we don't have to go on the date they suggest."
"Fine, fine... So Celty, let's hear your suggestion first,"
[Uhm... Ah, they have to go to the beach]She typed out and Shizuo nodded,
"That doesn't sound too bad actually... um... who are you again?" He asked looking at Anri who blushed since this was the third time he'd forgotten her. Izaya face palmed then, oh Shizu-chan.
"Anri Sonohara..." Izaya sighed, "What's your suggestion?"
"O-oh, I was thinking th-the amusement park might be fun for you guys..." Shizuo frowned a little. He'd leave that one up to Izaya... roller coasters made Shizuo sick though.
"Ah... Well, we'll see," Izaya said with an apologetic smile, he saw the frown and would have to ask later though the park had other rides too.
"Are we waiting around for this other guy or what? You can ask him later can't you?" Shizuo was getting bored, and he had work today too.
"Yeah, I can message Yasu-san," Izaya nodded, "you have work Shizu-chan?"
"Yeah," Shizuo nodded, "better get going then, see you later" He stood and said his goodbyes to the other -though he did give Izaya a kiss on top of his head if only to see him flustered and embarrassed again before heading off to meet up with Tom. Embarrassed he was, Izaya frowned at first, but then couldn't help but smile... He really did love Shizuo.
[I told you Izaya could love] Was the message Kida, Mikado and Anri got to see briefly. She didn't let Izaya see it, but she was clearly amused too by how obvious he was in that moment. He shook it off soon enough though.
"Ah, well if Shizu-chan's gone, I'll go too! I have work to do as well~"
"Right... work" Kida shook his head and stood between Izaya and Mikado and Anri as though trying to protect them from the man's essence.
"Relax Masaomi... I'm not going to bother you three anymore~" Izaya grinned and then walked off with a light skip.
"Ugh...never gonna believe a word he says," Kida shook his head though before the three and Celty headed off to do their own things as well. Celty knew he was honest about that, he had caused them enough grief as it was, especially Masaomi. Izaya trolled people that needed to be trolled though now. Shizuo just collected debts... only one vending machine thrown too. Damn how convenient they were in Japan though, why must they line the streets?
The informant was hanging around the spot they had met that morning and texted Shizuo.
["You done work?"]
["Yeah, just finished"] Shizuo replied back.
["Wanna have dinner?"] Izaya had some time earlier to get groceries, and something Shizuo would like. Shizuo smiled at the thought.
["Yeah, where can I meet you?"]
["Same place as this morning, I'm waiting for you Shizu-chan~"] Shizuo was there soon enough -though he did remember some spare clothing this time so he wouldn't be stuck with a pink shirt again.
"Shizu-chan!" Izaya grinned when he saw his blonde, "I bought something you'd like, or at least I hope,"
"Oh?" He asked, smiling when he saw his flea.
"Yeah, and sweet things for dessert~" The informant said and Shizuo chuckled and kissed Izaya lightly.
"Well then, to your place we go~" Izaya kissed back and off they went...
The informant put on an apron to cook, and made something the blonde would enjoy, nothing to bitter or spicy though the chicken came out drier than he'd have liked. Shizuo enjoyed most things, but he liked cake and milk the most. His palette had never grown up with the rest of him. Cake was for dessert. Izaya poured his monster some milk to go with the dry chicken, but the spices made up for it. All in all a good meal though but Shizuo was interested in something other than cake… once he'd eaten some of it anyways.
"All right, Yasu-san..." Izaya smirked, "What's your idea for out date?" Shizuo chuckled, having known there was no point in trying to hide it from Izaya."
I was thinking a night in~"
"O-Oh?" Izaya blushed excited already by his lover's words. Shizuo smirked a little and moved to claim Izaya's mouth. They'd already finished the 'dinner' portion of just that, so now they just needed a little intimacy.
"Mm," Izaya should have known... but he wasn't complaining as he kissed back, leaning into the blonde. Shizuo took his time exploring Izaya's mouth this time before he pulled away at last.
"Now, shall I carry you to the bedroom again~?"
"That is if you can catch me Shizu-chan~" Izaya smirked, and slipped away from the blonde and began running for the door. Shizuo smirked as well and chased after him happily. He did miss this, he had to admit. Izaya took many turns through his apartment though, heading straight for the exit would be no fun after all and he did want his Shizuo fun. Shizuo eventually just waited for him to come around again and hid so he wouldn't know he was there, snagging the slippery informant as he went passed.
"Caught you~"
"Ah, Shizu-chan~" Izaya smirked at him, "you're a very good monster~"
"And you're a slippery little flea~" He nipped Izaya's neck before lifting him like the princess he was.
"Nnn," Izaya's arms hooked around Shizuo's neck though and he nipped the blonde's ear. Shizuo took him straight to the bedroom too, setting him down and stripping his own vest and shirt before crawling over Izaya with an amused grin.
"Wh-what do you have planned?" He wasn't sure he wanted to know before hand, but at the same time he was thrilled and excited.
"Oh... wouldn't want to spoil the surprise now, would I~?" He purred, slowly stripping Izaya of his clothing.
"N-No, but what if I don't like it?" Izaya purred, as if... Shizuo snorted as he worked off Izaya's pants.
"Fine then, safety word's banana~" He taunted. Izaya had to laugh at that, and he wanted whatever Shizuo had planned. First things first... Shizuo licked his lips, then Izaya's cock to give the informant the same treat Izaya had given him in the movie theater. Izaya shuddered at the sensation.
"Nn, Shizu-chan~" The informant was hard in no time, the anticipation was enough to turn him on and then Shizuo did the rest. Shizuo licked and sucked at Izaya's member, tasting every inch of that too.
"AH!" Izaya's hands tangled in the blonde locks as his legs parted and his back arched, "Shizu-chan! Ahn that's- AH GOD!" Shizuo hummed lightly as he sucked at Izaya like he was his favorite candy and in a way he was...
"Unh! Shizuo~" Izaya panted lightly, not good being new to the game, his endurance didn't last long, or maybe it was because Shizuo was that good? It didn't matter.
"AH! Shi-Shizuo! S-So hot-AH~ AH, Shizuo!" Shizuo hummed again and took ALL of Izaya into his mouth before humming again, contentedly.
"AH!" Izaya tensed, it was so hot! His body trembled as he felt his release build rapidly, "AH, SH-Shizu-chan, I'm gunna... gunna come!" Shizuo purred at the thought but he stopped deep throating his lover at the warning too.
"AAH!" Izaya didn't last much longer with Shizuo's warm mouth on him, and arched coming into the blonde's mouth, "Shizuo!" Shizuo swallowed every drop before pulling off, smirking a little.
"You're cute when you come~" He purred.
"Hah, hah... Shizu-chan..." Izaya panted, "y-you're the only one who gets to see me like this after all..."
"Oh, I know. I'd have to kill anyone else who saw this face," He purred, moving between Izaya's legs now to nip and tease his neck. Izaya closed his eyes, looking positively rape-able in Shizuo's eyes and shuddered.
"Shizu-chan..." Shizuo groaned at the expression. It made him so hard it hurt! He immediately began removing his pants. Izaya heard and watched, staring in wonder and awe of the organ that had entered him before and was about to again. He gulped a little too, it had hurt before, but it shouldn't the second time right? Technically the third if one counted the night they were drugged and drunk. Shizuo gave Izaya his fingers now.
"You really are too cute for your own good sometimes..." He grumbled.
"Only for you~" Izaya purred, taking them and licked them like an ice cream cone.
"Good, anyone else see's that rape-able expression on you and I really will throw someone to Mars," He grinned and watched. Izaya smirked, now torturing Shizuo a little making sure the blonde could see his tongue as he wetted Shizuo's fingers. Shizuo was not immune either and his free hand ran slowly along his own length to tide him over as he watched the show, finally though he took his fingers from the other and inserted one inside him.
Izaya whined when Shizuo pulled his fingers away, but he supposed that this was an okay alternative... his body adjusted quickly to the digit this time and Shizuo soon added a second finger, watching him now like the scene before him had zero effect on him at all -which would be the biggest lie of the century. He was really turned on seeing Izaya like this. Izaya squirmed and writhed, he would only get like this for Shizuo though, and with this he was hard again in no time. Shizuo added the third finger to his lover now. If anyone ever harmed Izaya... yes, this was his. People did not touch what was his.
"Nn~ AH! Hah, Uhn~~" Izaya winced a little at first but it soon passed and was replaced by moans. Shizuo wondered if he could make him come again like this, though his own need was becoming too much to ignore too. Still, he pleasured Izaya with his fingers for a while. He wanted Izaya to feel no pain at all when he entered him. Izaya probably come just like this, but it wasn't enough for the informant either and he wanted more too.
"Shizu-chan-SHIZU-CHAN! H-Hurry Damnit~" Izaya whined pitifully and Shizuo smirked.
"What's the magic word~?" He teased.
"Uhn! Fuck, Shizu-chan! P-Please!" Izaya moaned and Shizuo grinned before removing his fingers and entering Izaya with a swift thrust, groaning as he buried himself completely in Izaya's heat.
"AH!" Izaya's eyes widened in shock, "UNH! S-Shizu-o!" He barely felt pain and his noises were ones of pleasure to be filled by his lover. Shizuo noticed he wasn't in as much pain this time too and he began a steady pace, rocking his hips happily. Izaya's back arched this time, meeting Shizuo's thrusts.
"AH! Shizuo!" His legs trembled from the pleasure that caused his body to heat up intensely.
"Nn, Izaya..." Shizuo groaned, moving forward to start pounding mercilessly into Izaya's prostate, nipping the informant's neck as he did so.
"Ah-AH! No, t-too much, AH!" Yet his body loved it, the rush of pleasure and heat, and having his neck nibbled on made him tighten and that only spurred Shizuo on, making him move faster, harder into his lover. He left mark after mark on Izaya's neck, claiming him, marking his territory. Izaya clawed all over Shizuo's back in return, moaning the other's name constantly with each thrust like a mantra. Shizuo felt his climax building now, and sex had never been this good... no one but Izaya made him groan like this. One hand grabbed the headboard to steady himself a little and he grinned when he heard it crack. Izaya heard it too, and he didn't like Shizuo breaking his things.
"AH! Shi-Shizuo, y-you better p-pay for that!"
"Nn! Yeah, w-whatever," The blonde didn't care right now. It was a mistake anyways.
"AH! Hah, in-in fact~ make it t-two!" Izaya groaned and shuddered, his release starting to pick this moment to build rendering his threat pointless. Shizuo gave his prostate a particularly hard thrust in retaliation and nipped Izaya's ear.
"UWAAA! SHIZU-CHAN!" Izaya tightened a little in a conditioned response to that pleasure, as well as fighting off his second release
"Haah! I l-love you~!" He groaned, the already broken headboard splintering further under his grip, though his other hand held Izaya's hip with great care.
"AH!" The words warmed Izaya further by ear, and he hissed trying to hold back, "Sh-Shizuo! I -I can't! I-I'm coming~~~" Izaya tensed fully around him as he came hard against their abdomens.
"Ngh!" Shizuo came with him, unable to fight his own release any longer. He kept moving until they were both spent and pulled out before lying next to Izaya.
"I love you Shizuo," Izaya grinned and nuzzled against the blonde.
"I love you too Izaya~" He wrapped his arms around the raven happily, pulling him in close, "and... sorry about the headboard" He was grinning though.
"Your face doesn't say you're sorry," Izaya pouted childishly, "you'd better replace it, you know"
"Like I can afford the furniture you buy!" Shizuo pointed out.
"You break it, you buy it~" Izaya smirked, "or you treat me to both those dates Celty and Anri suggested~"
"Fine, but I am not going on a roller coaster," Shizuo agreed.
"Very well, I can deal with that~" Izaya smirked and kissed him Shizuo kissed back of course, nipping playfully at Izaya's lips. Izaya shivered a little at that, but allowed his lips to part and let his tongue play with Shizuo's. He knew they wouldn't sleep yet if Shizuo kept nibbling his lips like that. Nope... Shizuo ended up taking him for another round that night before allowing Izaya to sleep.
Seliphra: Heh, so yes, Shizuo, Celty and Anri win. And Shizuo broke the bed... woops.
Shizuo: Isn't that kinky?
Izaya: No when I have to replace it... jerk.
Shizuo: Hey, you're getting two dates out of it, why are you complaining?
Izaya: You broke my bed you protozoan!
Shizuo: Why you little-
Seliphra: Ah... right well then, since the postscript has officially been hijacked by these two...
Anri: H-hello everyone...
Seliphra: Anri, what are you doing here?
Anri: I came to keep you company since those two are going nuts in the corner trying to kill each other...
Seliphra: Ah, well, thanks then. Now readers, review! You have no idea how much it helps. Especially right now.