Ho-ho-ho! An update! Happy birthday everybody! I would have gotten it up sooner but this was honestly the first chance I got... dear lordie, life is busy. On that note I will not be starting any new stories until I finish all the works in progress up here. That includes some of my older stories, so if you were reading my fruits basket stuff... it'll be updated! Eventually. I want to finish off this, Alternative Addiction(Not that anyone seems to be reading that...), Sick and Survival. Super short chapter and I apologise, you will (hopefully) get something more soon.
Izaya didn't remember falling asleep that night... But he knew he had a good night... He woke up to his alarm clock blaring, thankfully it wasn't on Shizuo's side of the bed. If it was he would have accidently broken that too after all.
"Make it stop..." Shizuo grumbled though, he didn't have to work today and he wanted to sleep some more. Izaya did stop it, but unlike Shizuo he had several meetings that day.
"I don't want to work... Shizu-chan, show up for me~" Shizuo grinned a little at Izaya's childish request. "Nope, I get today off for once,"
"No fair Shizu-chan!" Izaya pouted.
"Oh~?
"You break my headboard, and make love to me so that I can barely walk without limping, and I'm sure you would have broken my alarm clock if you were next to it," Izaya listed, "it's fair you go to work for me."
Shizuo chuckled, "I'm paying for the headboard by agreeing to those dates, and I didn't break your alarm clock... besides, it's your own fault for being so fuckable if you can't walk~"
"You make me that way Shizu-chan," Izaya pouted
"Well, I'll run you a bath and make you breakfast then," He kissed Izaya's forehead gently.
"That would be nice... Thank you..." Izaya still pouted regardless. Shizuo, however, grinned and got up before running his adorable flea a bath and setting him in it. While Izaya was in the bath the blonde made breakfast.
"Monsters don't cater to princess fleas..." Izaya mumbled under the water but smiled, his very own monster. Shizuo could care less if Izaya still called him a monster... so long as Izaya could admit to loving him too. Besides, Izaya was always going to be the flea to Shizuo, the meaning was just different now. The bath was enough that Izaya could get out and dry himself and he came out with the towel around his waist.
"Smells good Shizu-chan!" Shizuo blushed a bit. It was just eggs and toast... scrambled eggs at that. He wasn't great at cooking.
"Yeah, go get dressed would you?"
"Does it tempt you Shizuo?" Izaya purred at that.
"Yes, so if you want to walk for your meetings instead of being carried I suggest you put some clothing on," Izaya blushed; that would be worse. Izaya had a reputation as an information broker after all, he would lose that to be carried in princess style by Shizuo-his supposedly worst enemy. The raven-haired man promptly put clothes on then and then came back to eat. Shizuo smirked a little knowing full well that victory was his and served up the food to the now dressed Izaya.
"Itadakimasu," Izaya mumbled and ate. Shizuo didn't fight fair, he decided. After eating he cleaned and headed out to his first meeting. Shizuo didn't feel like hanging around Izaya's place since it made him uncomfortable to be there without Izaya there too though he did poke around a little before going home. He wouldn't find much, unless he looked behind some books. Then he'd find Celty's head, but other than that Izaya didn't have much, other than his messed up game. Meeting after meeting, language after language... Izaya never tired of the humans that bought his words. Fortunately for Izaya Shizuo didn't inspect that carefully, though he did wonder about the game board. Three pieces were grouped together, and there were two that seemed to be knocked over on each other...
The informant pranced to his next meeting when his cell went off with an email and he frowned seeing the same nameless sender. Of course if he had bothered to read the emails at all he might have taken things more seriously but Izaya didn't have time for that, especially with no subject or return address; they wasted precious space so delete! He resumed prancing to his next meeting. He really should have read them though. As he skipped through an alleyway he was hit hard over the head by one of many people who wanted to see Izaya suffer. If it weren't for the element of surprise they'd have never landed the hit, but Izaya had been in a good mood from being laid and his meetings were going smoothly; until now when he wouldn't show up for Shiki's meeting at any rate. He hit the ground hard, knife falling out of his pocket. He had to be tied of course, they knew from watching his fights with Shizuo that Izaya was slippery as hell. The informant was then thrown into the back of a large, though inconspicuous van and driven away...
Izaya: Wait...
Seliphra: Hey look! Llama and I kidnapped Izaya!
Shizuo: Who is this llama...I will kill it.
Seliphra: Not it. Her. Randomllama is the coauthor. She controlled Izaya entirely. Oh and Mikado and Celty too...ON THAT NOTE: I ONLY PUBLISH HALF THE COLLABERATIONS I DO WITH RANDOMLLAMA!
Izaya: WHy only half?
Seliphra: So she gets to have some. That's right, there are more fun rp stories like this one on HER PAGE! Including an Akira/Shiki(Togainu no Chi), Mikado/Kida(Durarara!), Heine/Badou(Dogs:Bullets & Carnage) and Taro/Maki(Cafe Kichijouji De)! However where people read the ones I put up, no one seems to read the ones she puts up and she is begining to lose faith in her writing, but she's quite good! I honestly hope some of you will go check out the collabs that she posted as well as some of her own work! (She did the most hilarious Dogs/Durarara X-Over I have ever read! Actually, the only one.. called Too Much Information) She did an adorable songfic to Kida/Mikado too recently and has only gotten one review...
Shizuo: Only one... doesn't that make authors sad?
Izaya: Yes, and when authors are sad they murder their plotbunnies...
Shizuo: *scared* Isn't that animal cruelty?
Seliphra: In a way... now people, I know some readers don't get why authors beg for reviews so I will explain now before I beg for mine... again... We can look at traffic. We can save all the emails we get for alerts and favourites... we could. But not all of us can or do. Reviews, however, we can read over again and again for fresh insperation. Reviews are a solid piece of evidence that someone read what we have worked hard on to write and liked it. And that's important to writers! It keeps us updating and writing! As for me, each review I get now gives me just that little boost I need to get through my hectic and often stressful days right now! They put a smile on my face and lift my spirits enough to deal with crap for one more day! So, get the message yet?
Izaya: Review humans~! And not just on this story, on every story you read! You will never find an authour who does not want reviews. I guaruntee it.
Shizuo: You sound like the guy from those 'Moores' commercials...