A/N: This chapter is extremely random and just so you know, incase you don't like it, a lot of the characters in this I've made up. I mean you all know zoe but the others are from the play so... I won't bring them back after this unless you guys want to see them again XD

WARNING: Slight violence and a complete twat is featured in the second from last chunk.

Burt scrutinised his son from his seat at the dining table. "You're not going out dressed like that are you?" he frowned.

Kurt was wearing a pair of skin tight black skinny jeans with a striped, off the shoulder jumper and red vest underneath. He wore a pair of white almost knee length lace up Doc Martins with his trench coat slung over one arm.

Kurt just rolled his eyes. "Dad, I found it almost impossible to get into these jeans, I'm pretty sure the rapist will too. Or at least give up and go home. Besides, I'll be with Blaine and trust me; he may be short but has one hell of a punch."

"Kurt its dark out and of course I'll worry about you. You're my son. But if you're sure..." Burt let his voice trail off.

"I'm perfectly sure." Kurt nodded.

"Blaine's in the living room." Burt gave up, pointing in that direction.

Kurt beamed and made his way out the kitchen to where Blaine sat waiting on the couch.

Blaine looked up as he saw Kurt walk in. His eyes widened at the sight, gawking at Kurt's appearance. Kurt wasn't wearing any gel and, like Blaine, had decided to leave his hair loose. He smiled warmly at Blaine's shocked and lustful expression.

"Hi."

"H-hi." Blaine stuttered. He stood up to take Kurt in his arms, pulling back but keeping his hands on Kurt's waist. "So, I guess we should go now."

"Yup." Kurt just drank Blaine in, with his hazel eyes and chocolate ringlets.

Blaine had on some faded grey jeans and black converses with the jumper he had worn to Rachel's party. God Kurt loved that jumper.

"Erm Kurt." Blaine said.

"Yes?" Kurt purred.

"Neither of us have moved yet."

Kurt blushed, quickly turning away. "R-right."

Blaine took in the tiny church Kurt had driven them to. His fingers were entwined in Kurt's as he stared up at the sign placed on the door. It read:

'The Masqued players, sold out.'

Blaine raised a questioning eyebrow up at Kurt, who just squeezed Blaine's hand before leading him into the foyer where they were greeted by a lady who was all smiles.

"Name?" She asked, still grinning not even caring that the two boys were still holding hands.

"Kurt Hummel." Kurt said.

"Aw yes, here we are!" The Lady looked down her sheet, crossing off Kurt's name. "Is this handsome young man your plus one?"

"Indeed he is." Kurt's grin was huge.

The lady smiled again. "Just go through here into the hall. You boys enjoy the show!"

Blaine and Kurt entered the hall. The floor was polished wood and chairs had been laid out in rows in front of a small stage. A set of faded orange curtains were drawn across it, a mask hung above.

"Err Kurt?" Blaine leant over so he was whispering into Kurt's ear.

"Yes?"

"Have you noticed there are mainly children here?"

Kurt just smiled playfully. He knew full well it would be mainly kids at this play. There was however a lot of adults and a smattering of teenagers, three of which Kurt and Blaine sat next to.

"Hi, I'm Bianca." The blond girl next to Kurt leant over, shaking his and Blaine's hands.

"Kurt."

"Blaine."

"Vickie." The girl nest to Bianca waved at Kurt and Blaine. "And this is my boyfriend, Simon."

Simon just nodded at them as a form of greeting.

"Never seen you guys here before." Bianca noted. "Who are you here to see?"

"Zoe." Kurt answered. "She's our regular server at the coffee house."

"Aw cool, we like Zoe. I'm here to see my cousin, Justin. Bianca and Simon are my tag alongs." Vickie explained. "You're going to love the play. It's always so funny."

"Can't wait." Kurt looked over at Blaine who still had no idea what the play was going to be about.

They all started chatting happily with each other while Blaine was lost in his thoughts, scanning the room for the person he was certain was going to be there. He felt extremely uncomfortable. He had to make sure Kurt didn't notice. Maybe he wasn't going to be there?

Just then the lights went out to the sound of cheering as the stage was spotlighted and a woman in a witch outfit stood in front of the curtain holding a microphone.

There was the sound of booing from the audience as the witch began her speech.

"I am Evelyn and I welcome you all to the meeting of the fairytale villains as we discuss our evil plan."

There was more booing as Evelyn the witch continued.

"As we all know Snow White's son and Cinderella's daughter are to be married and if this happens then the prophecy will be fulfilled and all we villains will be banished from fairyland..."

The speech went on before ending with the witch leaving the stage and the curtain going up, revealing the next scene where Cinderella and Snow White where with their two husbands. They seemed to hate each other and were only putting up with one another because their son and daughter were getting married.

There was a fight between the two before the curtains went down again and a boy and a girl came on stage dressed in matching stripy tops, black trousers and braces.

"Why is it they always end up fighting?" The girl said turning to the audience and freezing.

"I don't know. First it's all I want red roses no white..." The boy continued speaking as the girl remained still, her eyes wide and an exaggerated grin on her face as she kept hitting the boy's shoulder.

"What!" The boy shouted before turning and noticing the audience for the first time and freezing like the girl. "Who are these people." He said through gritted teeth.

Kurt and Blaine laughed along with the rest of the audience.

"I don't know, ask them." The girl replied, also through gritted teeth.

"Why don't you ask them?"

"Just do it!"

The boy seemed to reluctantly step forward before announcing, "Who are you people?"

There was a delay where nobody really knew what to say. One girl at the front shouted. "The audience."

The boy pointed. "Well one person is the audience."

After that everyone began shouting. "You're my mom?" The boy smiled. "Hey mom! Thanks for coming, haven't seen you in years!"

Everyone laughed again. Kurt looked over to Blaine who seemed to be greatly enjoying himself. Good. Kurt thought, turning back to the play.

"Im Nick." The boy pointed to himself.

"I'm Nack." The girl said.

"Paddy." They both said together.

"Whack!" The girl shouted, hitting Nick who comically fell to the stage with a loud thud.

Nick slowly got up and glared at Nack.

"So, are you guys here for the wedding?" Nack asked.

The audience all said yes.

"Well then, follow us!" Nick yelled.

The two disappeared off stage and then the curtains went up again. The next seen was with Cinderella's daughter, Lottie and Nick and Nack. Lottie was being played by Zoe and Kurt clapped his hands together happily when he saw her.

The scene entailed a lot of Nick and Nack fighting and hitting each other and falling to the floor until the witch turned up and used her magic to whisk the three of them away so they couldn't make it to the wedding.

The next scene a man dressed as woman came on stage. He/she was supposed to be prince Marvellous' (snow white's son) chef and claimed to have an amazing singing voice when really sounded like a cat being run over.

At the interval there was a sing off between the different halves of the room. Blaine and Kurt's side had the chef and a boy whose character was called Jack and who the chef had a crush on. The other side had Nick and Nack.

In the end Kurt and Blaine's side won, both of them singing as loud as they possibly can.

"That's four nights in a row!" Nick complained. "That you've won! For us not for you." He addressed the audience.

At the end of the play the prince had saved Lottie and they ended up defeating the witch and getting married.

As the lights went up Kurt turned to Blaine smiling. "So... nice surprise?" He asked.

"Huge surprise." Blaine laughed. "Never seen a play like that before." All tension Blaine had at the start of the play had gone after joining in with booing and cheering and laughing. He especially liked Nick's joke of, 'What type of bees make milk? Boobies!"

"I believe it's called a Pantomime. It's traditional to have a man dressed as a woman and the hero to be played by a girl as well as the audience joining in. It's more of a thing for kids but I feel I can never be too old for this." Kurt snickered.

"So you've been before?" Blaine raised an eyebrow curiously.

"With my mom when I was little. I wanted to share this with you, being in the same room with two things that make me happy." Kurt blushed.

Blaine just placed a soft kiss on Kurt's cheek. "C'mon, let's go so hi to Zoe."

They met Zoe in the foyer. She was with the girl who played Nack, the boy who played Nick and the three people Kurt and Blaine had been sat with who all waved at them as they came over.

"Hi, I'm Gemma." The girl who had played Nack said.

"Justin."The boy formerly known as Nick introduced himself.

"You were really bashed around a lot huh?" Blaine stated.

"Oh yeah, it's no big deal." Justin shrugged.

"No big deal?" Zoe cried. "Last year you managed to knock yourself out and this year you've cracked your ribs and I'm pretty sure fractured your wrist."

"Wrist smish, I take my acting very seriously."

"Too seriously if you ask me." Zoe scoffed.

"It was very good. I laughed so much, never seen a play like that before." Blaine relayed what he had said to Kurt. "You do this every year?"

"Yeah, for the past five years." Justin said proudly.

Kurt watched as Blaine interacted with the Masqued Players. He liked how interested Blaine looked; he had been so stressed lately, what with work and studying. Kurt had figured Blaine needed more time to relax and take a breather. And from the looks of it Kurt's idea had worked.

"I'm just going to the toilet okay?" Kurt told Blaine, releasing his hand.

"You want me to come with?" Blaine broke away from the conversation, looking at Kurt.

"I'm pretty sure I can pull down a zipper without your help Blaine." Kurt rolled his eyes.

"Sorry." Blaine blushed.

"Get back to talking I'll be right back." Kurt winked, making a b line for the bathroom.

What Kurt did not expect to see as he was washing his hands was the person who stood behind him, watching Kurt's every move. Kurt hadn't noticed him until he looked up at the mirror.

Kurt gave a harsh intake of breath as he turned around, his face becoming paler as he leant back into the sink.

"You." Was all Kurt could say.

"Yes me," Greg stepped forward. "Long time no see Kurt. You know, ever since what your brother did to me at Dalton, I've always wanted to... return the favour as it were." Greg smiled evilly.

"I would have thought you'd learned by now that you'll never win." Kurt glared at him. He wasn't supposed to be scared. He never had been scared of Greg before, so why was he now?

"Oh really Kurt?" Greg came closer. He grabbed Kurt's jumper and lifted him slightly off the ground. "Does it look like I'm losing now?" he shook Kurt. "Well?"

Kurt didn't know what to say. Was it him or had Greg gotten... bigger?

"Scared Kurt?" Greg whispered in his ear.

"Of a whale like you? I highly doubt that." Kurt spat.

Greg slammed Kurt into the wall. Kurt winced.

"Want to try me Kurt? Because I'd really like to try you."

Kurt swallowed. He found himself paralysed. Why wasn't his body moving?

The door suddenly opened, Justin walking in talking with the guy who had dressed up as a woman in the play. He was in his own clothes now, his head wig free.

They both stopped as they saw Greg holding a helpless Kurt to the wall.

The guy who had played a woman acted quickly; he was tall, extremely tall and towered over Greg, ripping him away from Kurt who fell back down to the floor coughing. He hadn't realised Greg had slowly been cutting off his air supply.

"What are you doing back here Greg?" Justin scowled.

"Thought I'd see how bad everything had gotten after I'd left." Greg smirked, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

"A lot better, thanks for asking." Justin growled. "In fact, it would be amazing if you didn't threaten the customers."

Greg shrugged. "I can see when I'm not wanted." He made his way to the door. "See you around Kurt." He winked, before leaving, the door swinging back and forth for a while.

"Please, don't say anything to Blaine." Kurt finally spoke.

"Kurt, that guy threatened you!" Justin said as the taller guy bent down to help Kurt up.

Kurt brushed himself off. "Please, I'm begging you; Blaine has a lot of other things to worry about without me to add to his plate."

Justin sighed. "I've only just met you Kurt, so I can see why you wouldn't want us to get involved but you have to understand, that guys dangerous! It's not like we solely kicked him out because he's the biggest prick of all time! Which he is."

"I know, just. I've handled him before so I can do it again." Kurt reasoned, although now...

"I don't know, he seemed mighty pissed. What did you do?" Justin asked.

"My brother may or may not have hung him from a flag pole for trying to rape me. Twice." Kurt looked away.

Justin was speechless for a while. "He tried to... what?"

"Don't worry, nothing ever happened. In fact it didn't even get anywhere near rape." Kurt corrected himself.

Justin still looked doubtful. "Well, I guess it's up to you."

"Hey Kurt, you were gone for ages!" Blaine quickly wrapped his arms around Kurt and kissed his cheek.

"What's with all the public displays of affection?" Kurt giggled, returning the kiss.

Blaine was just relieved. He had been on edge for a while. When Kurt had mentioned they go see a play yesterday he got a horrible feeling it was Greg's old theatre group.

Greg had always boasted about being in theatre and Blaine's worst fears had been realised when he saw the name of the group on the door. He had spotted Greg as soon as they had entered the hall. When Kurt was taking so long in the toilets Blaine had started to become anxious but as soon as he saw Greg leave he breathed a sigh of relief. Not soon after Kurt had returned with Justin and a guy Blaine didn't know. Good. Kurt was safe.

"I just missed you, that's all." Blaine nuzzled his face into Kurt's shoulder. He must have been really worried. Blaine never showed this much affection in public. But then again everyone here seemed to be perfectly fine with it. That's what you get around theatre people.

"I was gone for all of two seconds Blaine, now stop being so clingy." Kurt laughed.

"Fancy a make out session in the car." Blaine breathed into Kurt's ear so only he could hear.

Kurt blushed. "Blaine!"

Why did Greg come back? I have no idea. My brain kinda works without allowing me any input at all so...On the upside, no Sebastian this chapter.

*Glee Spoiler alert*

As for the sectionals show I think (spoiler) in Glee next week I think Sebastian turns up and Kurt and him have a 'I'm going to tell you exactly what I think of you' conversation, and I think Sebastian is going to be in the audiance at sectionals or something.

*End Spoiler*

I myself am not writing anything for sectionals, just them singing at a random dance. Hope that shines light on some things XD

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