A/N: Sorry I didn't post earlier, was out in Birmingham to go shopping! EEEK! I saw my sister for the first time in like ages! But I kinda fell asleep on the guy sat next to me on the train (it was an hour long journey) and he was hot! How embarrassing. I didn't even know him .
WARNING: Fluffy. I can't say where because the fluff randomly appears in places... wow that sounded slightly wrong...
"Blaine honey, are you awake?" Kurt whispered, opening Blaine's bedroom door and peering into the darkness.
Blaine moaned from where he was asleep in his bed and Kurt heard the ruffle of sheets as he turned over, mumbling to himself.
Kurt walked into the room, the glow from the hallway casting a soft stream of light into the room.
Kurt tiptoed over to Blaine, leaning over him and shaking his shoulders. "Blaine sweetie, it's time to wake up."
Blaine just turned over again, ignoring Kurt's words.
Kurt huffed, placing his hands on his hips. "Come on Blaine, I've been planning this day for ages. Not that you knew but hey." After Kurt still got no reaction he grabbed Blaine's sheets, pulling hard.
Blaine just wrapped his fingers in the duvet a little tighter, yanking it back causing Kurt to fall on top of him.
Blaine smiled warmly, squishing Kurt closer to him, nuzzling his face into Kurt's perfectly styled hair, messing it up. "Pillow." Blaine mumbled dreamily.
Kurt, annoyed, pulled himself up (with difficulty) and straddled Blaine, blowing a stray hair from his forehead and huffing loudly. He didn't want to do this, but Blaine left him no choice in the matter.
Kurt bent forward, his body pressing against Blaine's as he hovered above him. "Blaine, I have something very important to tell you." Kurt breathed in, readying himself for Blaine's reaction. "I'm pregnant and Finn's the father."
"What?" Blaine sat bolt upright, crashing his forehead against Kurt's who recoiled back, his hands clasping his own forehead as he sat onto Blaine's thighs.
"Blaine!" Kurt cried.
"Kurt, wait what?" Blaine grabbed Kurt's wrists, pulling his hands away from his face. "How far along are you? I'd be happy to support you... I mean... you did... with Finn?" Blaine suddenly looked angry, gripping Kurt's wrists tighter.
"Ow Blaine, you're hurting me!" Kurt made a mental note to himself that Blaine was especially gullible when he first woke up. And angry. "And there are several things wrong with that sentence!"
The anger in Blaine's eyes subsided and turned into embarrassment, his grip softening as he turned his face away. "R-right, sorry." If it hadn't been so dark Kurt would have probably seen Blaine blushing.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Well at least you're up."
Blaine nodded absent minded before realisation hit. "Kurt, what are you doing in my room? Wait what time is it?"
"You're mom let me in and its 7am." Kurt replied.
Blaine groaned. "Kuuurrrt! It's the weekend! I should be asleep right now." Blaine peered at Kurt through his fingers, noticing Kurt's messed up hair which was sooo hot. "Although..." Blaine got up onto his knees, making his way over to Kurt. Kurt leant back after seeing the dangerous look in Blaine's eyes.
"B-blaine!" Kurt stuttered as Blaine placed a hand on either side of Kurt, his face inches from his.
"We never went that far in the car on Friday now did we?" Blaine smirked, lightly kissing Kurt's neck.
Kurt swallowed, making another mental note that alcohol, having just woken up and being slightly angry made Blaine horny.
"Blaine, your mother is downstairs." Kurt warned, trying to keep his voice level.
"I don't care." Blaine drooled, his hand sweeping under Kurt's shirt and his mouth biting down slightly onto Kurt's collar bone.
Kurt shuddered, before shaking his head and snapping out of the sensation. "Okay that's it!" Kurt cried, shoving Blaine back. He quickly jumped off the bed, picking up a towel that was draped over a chair, and threw it at Blaine. "Take a shower now! You have half an hour before I leave without you." He then stormed out of the room leaving a rather flustered Blaine behind him.
Blaine sat in the seat next to Kurt's, a coffee in his hand and a slice of toast in the other. "Kurt." He moaned, his morning high he had had was now gone and sleep gradually coming back. "Where are we going?"
Kurt didn't let his eyes leave the road as he answered. "It's a reward for all that studying you've been doing."
"If it's a reward I would have much preferred to continue what we were doing in the bedroom and fallen asleep afterwards rather than be awake at military hours and not know where the hell we are going!" Blaine snapped.
"Wow Blaine, not only are you horny in the morning, but cranky to." Kurt winked playfully. "And it's eight o'clock, hardly military hours."
"Whatever Kurt! Next time just let me f..."
"Go to sleep Blaine, we'll be driving for another hour or so anyway." Kurt pulled a pillow from behind his seat and threw it at Blaine. It was best to come prepared after all.
Blaine grumbled 'thanks' and pushed the pillow against the window, allowing his head to fall into it and nodding off to sleep.
Blaine stared up at the large shopping centre in awe.
"We're going shopping?" Blaine quirked an eyebrow at Kurt who gave him a smug grin.
"Oh, we're doing more than that." He said with a sexy teasing tone, entering the shopping mall with Blaine running after him. Why'd he have to say it like that?
Blaine gasped as he entered, stopping next to Kurt who was trying to hide the biggest grin from forming on his face as he watched Blaine spinning round and round, taking everything in.
The building itself was huge with a maze of shops as far as the eye could see. The smell of coffee was everywhere. The building had a hole in the middle so you could see up four more floors and down another two, giving a glimpse of some of the other shops and the shoppers passing by.
"Are these floors all filled with shops?" Blaine turned to Kurt, his eyes wide with shock.
"Well the floor at the very top is a food court but apart from that yep. Oh and there's more on the high street."
"M-more?" Blaine stuttered, looking at Kurt disbelievingly.
"More." Kurt nodded, secretly thinking Blaine being like this was so amazingly adorable.
"Are there... erm... any... media shops?" Blaine shuffled his feet like the bashful school boy he was.
"There might be." Kurt smiled, once again teasing Blaine.
"What are we standing around here for then? SHOPPING!" Blaine cried, dragging a laughing Kurt along behind him.
They spent the next three hours jumping in and out of shops, Kurt trying to persuade Blaine to not buy a sparkly bowtie and Blaine dragging Kurt away from the show tunes area in the CD shop only to spend the next half hour deciding on whether to buy a Katy Perry CD or P!nk. In the end he bought both.
It was then that Blaine found himself staring at Kurt in the changing rooms when Kurt came out to show Blaine a new pair of skinny jeans which had the potential to be added to his wardrobe. They were white, skin tight, (unbearably so by Blaine's standards) a burgundy colour splattered at the base of the legs as if the artist had given up painting the whole white canvas red.
"What do you think?" Kurt turned round to show Blaine the back, his hands placed lightly on his hips as he looked over questioningly at his boyfriend, innocence in his eyes.
Blaine swallowed, taking in the studs lining the pockets that were on Kurt's...
"They're... alright." Blaine choked.
Kurt sighed. "They don't suite me do they?" Kurt said seriously. "I thought so. Okay I'll just go find something else." Kurt was about to go back in to change when Blaine stopped him.
"If you don't buy those jeans right now I'm not talking to you ever again." Blaine growled.
Kurt squeaked slightly. "So, they look alright then?"
"Are you seriously asking me that?"
Kurt blushed. He got changed and bought the jeans.
When they finally reached the bottom floor of the mall they found a games testing display set up. They had a section with a couple of the new games out for the X-box, Wii and PS3 with several shoppers sitting with their friends having a go. There was a particularly big crowd surrounding a large screen, two women demonstrating the game.
"Just Dance 3?" Kurt looked at Blaine who grinned. "Oh no Blaine, I know that look and we are not, I repeat not, doing that."
Blaine ignored him, dragging Kurt to the front of the crowd just as the two woman asked for volunteers.
Blaine ignored Kurt's protests as he volunteered them. The woman smiled as Blaine made his way past the barrier and onto the floor with Kurt.
"Well then let's get you guys started. This is X-box kinnect so all you need is yourselves." The woman then addressed the crowd again. "Feel free to join in if you want. We've set this up as four player but the more the merrier."
The woman then went on to explain what to do and Blaine then selected the song.
Kurt crossed his arms and looked over at Blaine as 'She's got me Dancing' by Tommy Sparks started up.
"C'mon Kurt, this'll be fun!" Blaine nudged Kurt as the intro played. Blaine rolled back his shoulders, shaking his arms and legs getting ready. Kurt just rolled his eyes.
The drum beat hit and Blaine got straight into the moves, getting them perfect first try.
Hey!
what do you know about the song and the dancing a wind.
That boy is looking at you and he says that he knows your kind
Kurt laughed as Blaine pulled exaggerated faces at him, shaking his head and grinning, finally giving in as he joined Blaine in the moves, albeit not as well as him but still.
I see you dancin' but you never ever mark your words
Hey! what do you know I think you've gotta do this up again
The audience behind them started to clapp and cheer as Blaine and Kurt got really into it, making their movements over the top and flirting subtly.
Have you ever, felt so lonely
In this cold, World so cold
Have you ever, felt so lonely
She's got me dancin'
She's got me dancin'
She's got me dancin
And she's always one step behind
Blaine started singing the next lines just to annoy Kurt.
Hey! You! I moved to the side.
Just-a live a little least of your life.
That ex got a bullet aside and she likes what you did before
The audience cheered, some of them deciding to come forward to dance alongside Kurt and Blaine, giving them a backing of about ten other people as the song continued. Everyone was laughing loudly, some members filming the scene on their phone.
As it finished, Blaine took a rather dramatic bow towards the audience to a lot of hand clapping from the shoppers in front of them and some watching from the floors above.
Blaine glanced over at Kurt who was breathing heavily and flushed red. If only Blaine could take Kurt back to car now and...
"Well, thank you boys, you've successfully managed to get everyone involved! We've been trying to do that all day." The woman in charge beamed. "I don't suppose you could do another song?"
"Sorry, we'd love to but I still need to show this one the German market." Kurt nudged Blaine playfully in the ribs.
"Oh, he hasn't seen it yet?" The woman gave Kurt a knowing look.
"Nope." Kurt nodded.
"Well, you best be off then."
Kurt took Blaine outside where they were instantly surrounded by people. The place was packed, with shoppers surrounding what seemed to be a street filled with log cabins covered in Christmas decorations. The smell of food and open fires filled the air, and was that, wine?
"Welcome to the German Christmas market!" Kurt opened his arms wide. "They hold this here every year and I have to say, it's amazing! Fancy a bratwurst sausage for lunch?"
"A what?" Blaine snapped his head back to Kurt, no longer taking in the scenery.
"Just, come with me." Kurt laughed.
He led Blaine to a stall where he ordered two of the German sausages. Blaine watched as the man behind the counter took two half a metre long sausages and cooked them over an open fire, cutting them in half and placing the halves in two baguettes, one for Blaine and one for Kurt.
Blaine looked at Kurt who motioned for Blaine to try it. Blaine took a bite.
"MMMMM!" Blaine found his mouth had been filled with heaven.
"I know right?" Kurt giggled, eating his own.
After they had finished Kurt showed him the rest of the market. There was a stall selling gnomes and another with wooden toys. Blaine bought his family some chocolates and Kurt spent some time trying on hand knitted hats. One of them was in the shape of an apple and another was a fish and when Kurt wore it, it looked like the fish was eating his head.
The last stall Kurt took Blaine to was one selling malt wine but with a little something added to it.
"Okay, this one is Amaretto."Kurt passed the cup to Blaine.
"And what's that one?" Blaine asked, pointing to Kurt's cup.
"Raspberry." Kurt stated, taking a sip.
Blaine leant forward, getting Kurt to tip his cup so he could have a taste. "Yummy." He licked his lips and Kurt swallowed.
"Let me try yours." Kurt tried to hide the blush that was creeping into his cheeks as he did exactly what Blaine had just done to him.
Blaine tried his wine for the first time and then the two boys locked eyes.
"Swap?" Kurt suggested.
"You know what? You've just read my mind."
When they got back to the car Blaine couldn't stop himself from pressing Kurt into the door before Kurt had the chance to open it.
"Is it alright if I drive?" He asked Kurt, his breath tickling his ear.
"And you have to be this close to ask me that?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.
"You bet I do." Blaine moved his body in closer.
"One barely even alcoholic beverage and you're already like this." Kurt sighed.
"Actually, I've been like this since you tried on those jeans." Blaine admitted, shrugging.
"Blaine, seriously, back the hormones up." Kurt chuckled as Blaine kissed his cheek gently. "Besides, we're in the parking lot." Kurt emphasized.
Blaine seemed to calm down and nodded, pushing himself off of Kurt. "You're right, sorry." He said sheepishly.
Kurt, without warning, fisted Blaine's shirt, yanking Blaine into him and smashing their lips together. Blaine groaned turning his head slightly as he sucked at Kurt's bottom lip. Kurt pressed in harder as Blaine urged it to go deeper.
Then Kurt turned his head away, staring at Blaine with lustful eyes. "That should last you until we get home." He said darkly, before pushing Blaine back and getting into the passenger seat.
Blaine ran a hand through his hair. "Erm, what just happened?" He asked himself.
Blaine turned his head to look at Kurt. Kurt had been silent for a while now and Blaine waited until the congestion on the road had built up before deeming it safe to check on him.
It was dark now and the street lamps were alight, casting light but also shadow.
Kurt was asleep, his chest softly rising and falling, his arms hugging his chest.
Blaine smiled sweetly to himself. Awake or asleep, Kurt was something else.
Okay, why was Blaine acting strangely/ more sex obssessed then how I usually write? Because I've been reading a lot of Dark!/BadBoy!/Demon Blaine lately, and that does something to a person ;)
Oh and greg is back due to a request and because I know I'd want mega revenge from anyone that hung me from a flag pole, although my revenge would be holding a sleep over and putting tooth paste on everyones eyebrows, which by the way, will make the hair fall out. No I haven't done it, my friend did. Not to me, I was sleeping in the garden at the time.
And this is the calm before the storm.
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