Omgyjgbkfnf tommorows episode! Excited much? I might actually stay up so I can watch the live stream. I'll be grumpy in school but hey, they won't let me have Friday off even though I have two free periods and all I'll be missing is an assembly T_T Oh and one week left! I might have to start planning for my christmas Klaine chapter... ensue fluffyness heh heh. So yeah, I've included two songs in this chapter but I've shortened them so they're the first verse and the chorus but that's it.
To the reviewer who asked about the fan art (you didn't leave a name :( ) Go ahead, I'd be flattered ^.^ they're technically not my characters anyway haha. 3 I'm sure I'll love it :)
WARNING: Random sex talk? So yeah.
"Finn, have you seen dad?" Kurt called up the stairs where Finn's room was situated.
"Didn't he tell you? Burt's away for the weekend with mom." Finn shouted back down the stairs.
"W-what?" Kurt stammered.
"HE'S. AWAY. FOR. THE. WEEKEND. WITH. MOM!" Finn shouted louder and slower thinking that was the problem.
Unfortunately for Kurt, that wasn't the problem as his dream began to swim through his mind. His dad wasn't there. Wait that was the only thing that matched his dream, things were going to be fine Kurt was just overreacting. Until he saw Finn walk down the stairs.
"They said smart casual right?" Finn asked, yanking at his blazer sleeve. He had on a pair of jeans and to Kurt's horror a cartoon T-rex was on his T-shirt.
"Oh God no!" Kurt cried out.
"Does it look that bad?" Finn frowned, suddenly self conscious.
Kurt shook his head. I'm just overreacting, overreacting. "No Finn, you look fine. The dance committee can't complain because at least you showed up to sing for them."
Finn smiled. "Yeah. Nice outfit Kurt, the colours make you look like a baby penguin." He joked.
Kurt paled as he looked down at his white shirt, a black jumper with large white buttons keeping it in place at the front and the pair of white skinny jeans he had bought with Blaine only instead of Burgundy they were splashed black at the bottom (because Kurt thought the colours were better) completed with a pair of chequered black and white converses. "Why did you have to say it like that?" Kurt squeaked. "I have to go and change, like, right now!"
"Dude, calm down, I was joking!" Finn tried to stop him as the door bell rang. "Plus you have no more time to change! Puck's here."
"So, dude's have to wear condoms just in case?" Puck pressured Kurt.
"Ha I knew it! Finn exclaimed making a rather sharp turn with the car causing Kurt to go crashing into the door. "Guys do get pregnant! Like in that film, what was it? Junior!"
Kurt face palmed. "No Finn, it's to stop STI's and STD's. Guys can't actually get pregnant, trust you to be the only person who thinks that... and Blaine when he first wakes up in the morning."
"But you and Blaine were each other's first time right? So what was the point?" Puck asked.
Kurt opened his mouth to answer, but struggled to think of one. "Well err... I... erm..."
"Speaking of which, who topped who?" Puck continued as if this was a normal conversation. "I mean I could so see Anderson taking the lead seeing as you're like, honorary girl and he's a total dude with the boxing and abs and getting sexy down to a tee but on the other hand you might have this hidden ninja cat thing going but then again you're like a really cute bunny rabbit and he's like a wolf so I guess you're too cute and he's all sex, but then there's the subtle height thing and..."
"Dude, shut up! He's my brother; this is like, totally awkward." Finn interjected.
"I second that." Kurt nodded glad for Finn to take over.
"Aw come on, it's been eating at me for like ages!" Puck complained.
"Well, it can keep on eating at you because we have arrived." Kurt had the door open before the car had even stopped moving. "And that is why I am an honorary girl." Kurt grumbled to himself.
As he stood out onto the tarmac a shiver ran through him and he hugged himself. It was a lot colder than he had expected it to be. When a blazer was slung over his shoulders, he looked behind him to see Blaine, grinning widely.
"Hey there, a little cold are we?" Blaine winked walking round to stand in front of Kurt.
"Your shoe lace is untied." Kurt pointed out not raising to the bait.
Blaine frowned kneeling down to tie it up as Puck and Finn joined them.
"Hey now Anderson, it's a bit early for a marriage proposal isn't it?" Puck sniggered.
Kurt froze, eyes widening before he suddenly seemed to burst.
"Oh God, its happening!" Kurt cried out, racing to the McKinley doors. "I swear if McKinley has turned into an upside down Dalton I am going to burn all my clothes. It's the apocalypse, where's the toilets gone! Oh my God, I can't even remember my own school's layout!" Kurt's voice faded away as Finn, Blaine and Puck all stared at each other.
"Sorry dude, I don't think he loves you as much as you think he does." Puck slapped Blaine on the back as he straightened up.
"No, I'm pretty sure this has to do with something else." Blaine looked worriedly up at the schools entrance.
"Sure dude or his mind has like completely snapped due to all those tight jeans he wears." Puck snorted.
"Maybe you should go and see him?" Finn suggested to Blaine, ignoring Puck. "I don't think I could deal with whatever that was just now."
"I agree." Blaine ran off before Finn realised that was a sort of insult.
"Erm Kurt, you do know you're in the girl's bathroom right?" Blaine said as he cautiously entered, leaning against a wall with his arms cross as Kurt bent over one of the sinks.
"It smells better." Kurt sniffed. "And I can't find the boy's toilet."
"Kurt," Blaine sighed, reaching out for Kurt and making him lean against his chest. "Everything is fine."
"What if it isn't? My dream's coming true and ... I'm scared Blaine. I'm pretty sure he's going to turn up and it'll be him that takes me away from you. That's what he said, among other things." Kurt ran circles with his thumb absentmindedly across Blaine's forearms as Blaine pulled him in ever closer.
"I know, I read the text remember? Listen, I'm here, Finn's here, we'll warn the other guys, we'll inform the girls as well, seeing as they weren't there when we visited the Warblers and everything will be fine. You have my word." Blaine gently kissed the top of Kurt's head. "I'll always be here, just don't leave my sight okay?"
Kurt nodded. "Okay. Yeah you're right, everything will be fine." Kurt pulled away, turning to face Blaine. "Well I better get to the hall and you better get ready seeing as team badasses are up first." Kurt teased, smiling.
"Are you sure you don't want me to show you the way to the hall? You got lost looking for your locker." Blaine grinned playfully.
"Oh, ha ha, it was a moment of weakness okay?"
"Sure it was, Kurt. You just want me to hold your hand as we walk down the halls like last year."
"Yeah, coz we so did that when we came to see that benefit concert the Glee club put on last year. In fact, we always hold hands in public." Kurt rolled his eyes, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Just keep your hands to yourself until this stupid dance is over and we're at home, okay? You still need to check my back." Kurt winked before exiting the toilets.
"You're killing me Hummel!" Blaine shouted after him.
"Shut it Warbler!" Blaine heard Kurt shout back followed by a soft giggle.
Blaine chuckled to himself.
Kurt stood in the hall amongst the Glee club members who weren't singing. The dance committee had set up some music for the now numerous students that had turned up to the dance as well as pupils from other schools. Apparently this dance had been open to everyone in the area. Whilst the New Directions got themselves ready, Kurt was having a rather random conversation with Sam about what would happen if they all ended up in a horror film.
"Well for starters it wouldn't really have any effect on me." Kurt said matter of fact.
"How come?" Sam asked.
"I'd just say, 'well we're all screwed, no point denying it, but when it comes down to choosing the front door and the stairs, go for the front door. If not I'm going to curl up on this rug and go to sleep that way I'll already be unconscious when whatever it is attacks.'" Kurt explained.
"You've really thought about this haven't you?" Sam laughed.
"Oh yes, I'd be like, the comic relief character or at least my lack of being scared will make the killer think I'm not worth the effort. Of course the people in horror films are stupid anyway! One, you don't go to the creepy house to use the phone, two, no matter how fast you run the zombie will always catch you, three, expect to fall over at least twice, four, wear more than underwear when investigating a strange noise because you're just asking for trouble if you're wearing really short shorts and a bra. Also, don't be a hot girl."
"Good tips I'll remember that." Sam nodded.
"I can so picture Santana going totally Lima Heights on the attacker, Puck will be right in there with a baseball bat, Quinn will sit there painting her nails, Brittany will be annoying the killer with questions about how they got so deformed and if the looks were hereditary, Tina and Mike will be making out, Rory and Finn will probably start playing Uno and Blaine will burst into song and jump on all the furniture whilst Rachel and Mercedes do a random diva off. Together we're a horror films worse nightmare. Trust me."
"And what will I be doing?" Sam raised an eyebrow.
"Wheeling Artie around bowling Zombies over." Kurt shrugged.
"And what about me?" Sebastian enquired, suddenly curious.
"I would have tripped you up to give the bad guy something to do while I picked the lock and got everybody out of there. " Kurt said with a rather neutral look on his face. "Oh and Dave would be the police officer that arrives at the end. I just thought he deserved a part."
"Thanks Hummel." Karofsky said sarcastically.
Suddenly the music died and the lights went out as a lone guitar could be heard starting the intro.
"Here we go." Sam clapped his hands as the new Directions who weren't performing mingled with the crowd to enjoy the song.
Then the drum hit and the lights went up as the music kicked in fully. Suddenly a spot light was turned to the bleachers and Blaine could be seen standing on the top one, a leather jacket on and his hair (thank the hobbit lords) free of gel.
You're waiting for the night to come, Your eyes start shining as the sun begins to fall
The attention was drawn to the middle of the crowd as Artie came through the crowd.
The feeling something's going on An unseen gravity starts pulling you along
Then it was Puck's turn as he stood at the front on the makeshift stage.
Someone's by your side you came alone it's fine
Blaine, Artie and Mike joined behind Puck as they all sung and jumped after the next line, Blaine fist pumping the air which made Kurt face palm.
Everyone in here is with you
The whole crowd roared into life as 'team badass' got to the chorus.
Can you feel it take a look around? Can't you hear it? Sure is good to be here There's no reason We can't get off the ground So come on, Throw your hands up Sure is good to be here with you
The song went on without out a hitch with mike singing the next solo and the girls swooning over all of them, especially since Blaine had kept his hair loose that night. 'Sorry ladies, that one's mine." Kurt said to himself.
It was now Kurt and Sebastian's turn and they both started at the back of the room while the attention was still turned towards the stage.
"Ready for Blaine to fall madly in love with me?" Sebastian smirked.
Kurt laughed humourlessly before setting his face into something more serious. "Bring it."
Finn took up a position on drums as Puck joined the band with his guitar. The rest of 'team badass' left the stage while the audience stared confused at the lack of singers.
Finn began the beat followed by puck as the rest of the band followed suit.
One, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Sebastian started the song, the room turning to face him as he made his way towards the stage.
Princes, Princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
Kurt sang from the opposite side of the room as the dancers began to get into the song.
One has diamonds in his pockets
(And that's some bread, now)
Sebastian reached the stage as Kurt got on beside him.
Kurt pointed a thumb towards Sebastian. This one, said he wants to buy you rockets Kurt then put a hand to the side of his face as if he were telling the dancers a secret.
(Ain't in his head, now)
It was then that Sebastian and Kurt began to have a semi war against each other as Sebastian walked around Kurt placing his hands on his shoulders.
This one, he got a princely racket
(That's what I said, now)
Kurt shrugged him off and popped the collar of the blazer Blaine had given him openly mocking Sebastian.
Got some big seal upon his jacket
(Ain't in his head, now) You marry him, your father will condone you
(how bout that, now)
You marry me, your father will disown you
(he'll eat his hat, now)
Sebastian turned to look briefly at Blaine before going into the bridge before the chorus.
Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
Kurt pushed Sebastian out the way causing the taller boy to stumble.
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be... Said, if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
Sebastian picked Kurt up and moved him to a different part of the stage so he could sing his line without any further interruptions.
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
Kurt jumped off the stage as he winked at Blaine then produced a bouquet of fake flowers which he handed to some random girl on the dance floor causing her to blush.
An' If you wanna buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
Both Sebastian and Kurt sang the last line of the chorus together, finally splitting into harmonies for the rest of the song.
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now) ohh baby
(Just go ahead now)
ooh just just go ahead now
ooh your majesty,
(Just go head now)
come on forget the king and marry me
(Just go ahead now)
come on, come on, come on,
(Just go ahead now)
and go ahead now
yeah, just go ahead now
Yeah, If you want to buy me flowers
(Just go ahead now)
yeah just go ahead now baby
The song ended to huge amount of cheering which surprised Kurt somewhat and as he got off the stage he was greeted by the girls going on for their number.
"Oh my God, you guys were so funny! Great choreography!" Tina exclaimed above the noise of the crowd.
"What choreography?" Kurt frowned, confused.
"Yeah, those moves were so totally planned." Sebastian nudged Kurt for him to play along.
"Right, yeah, so totally planned." Kurt dead panned.
"Well, now it's time for us to put you to shame." Mercedes joked. "Come on girls."
Kurt hunted Blaine down in the crowd, finding him he rushed over as Blaine grinned. He was flushed red from the dancing and leaned on Kurt.
"Wow Kurt that must have been so much fun to do!" Blaine then nodded behind Kurt. "Seems like you've got some new admirers."
Kurt turned to see a group of girls giggling behind him. They were probably from a different school but Kurt couldn't help but feel slightly smug seeing as this thing has never happened to him before.
"You want a drink?" Kurt shouted in Blaine's ear.
"Please, want me to come with you?"
"Blaine, how hard is it to carry two drinks?" Kurt scoffed.
"That's not why I want to come." Blaine insisted.
"Look Blaine, we're in a room full of people and there's been no sign of them, okay? So relax and enjoy yourself." Kurt laughed. He was still on his high from performing so worry wasn't in his list of possible emotions at the moment.
"Okay Kurt. Just be quick."
"I'll be back before you can say punch. Mom."
Blaine watched Kurt walk away to the drinks table. God he looked good in those jeans. No Blaine, stop it, you're in public.
Kurt was pouring drinks for him and Blaine. He hadn't realised this corner of the hall was so much less packed then the rest of the room. Maybe it was because everyone was enjoying themselves so much? The New Directions had improved a lot since they started up.
Kurt happily hummed to himself as he went to pick up the two drinks. What he didn't count on was a heavy hand clamping over his mouth and few more catching him around the waist.
"Hello princess, fancy seeing you here." Came the sneering voice in his ear.
Kurt dropped the drinks as he struggled, the liquid going everywhere. Where was everybody?
Kurt felt a pain run through his side as he doubled over from the impact. "Now now, there'll be none of that." Greg turned to the guys behind him. "Hold onto him, I'll get the others to keep an eye on Anderson, that way if Kurt here does anything... well."
Kurt struggled again as the two guys behind Greg took hold of him, one of them placing his own hand over Kurt's mouth to prevent him from calling out.
Kurt was dragged towards the hall's exit but before they could get him through the door, Kurt bit down on the hand preventing him from talking, drawing blood.
"Ow you little sh..."
"Blaine!" Kurt shouted. He kicked the one he had bit while he was distracted causing the other to release him as he tried to help his friend.
Greg on the other hand had other ideas and fireman lifted Kurt over his shoulder.
"Give you a simple task and you get beaten up by an elf!" Greg reprimanded.
"Blaine!" Kurt cried out again, hitting Greg hard in the back. "As soon as you put me down, I swear I'm going to call Jigsaw and he'll put you in the new saw! I mean it, I know people! Either that or I hit you so hard in your potato nose they'll have to drill a hole in your head so you can breathe, then you really will be a whale!" Kurt threatened.
Greg dug his nails into Kurt's leg making Kurt cry out from the pain.
"Be quiet before I decide to knock you out! Don't just stand there you half wits! Open the doors!" Greg instructed.
Blaine heard Kurt call his name and turned round instantly to see Kurt struggling in Greg's grip.
Blaine instantly saw red and tried to push through the crowd. "Finn!" He shouted as he spotted the tall teenager.
"Blaine? What's...?"
"Kurt!" Blaine shouted as he pushed against the tide of people. He watched in vain as Kurt was taken from the hall. Damn this crowd.
"Puck, Mike, Karofsky!" Finn called. "Head them off at the front entrance; don't let them leave the building with Kurt!" Finn told the three boys as they too forced their way through the crowd. "Artie, tell the girls to do another set then come and join us in the hall way."
"What are you guys going to do?" Mike asked.
"I think Greg and his friends want to end their evening hanging out McKinley's windows dressed as Cheerios." Blaine said darkly.
"Damn, they've blocked the exit." Greg cursed. He heard Kurt laugh and lightly pinched him. "Shut it you."
Kurt punched Greg in the side of the head. "I'll be quiet when your head releases all that air. It's way too big for your body." Kurt snarled.
"Do you really think you're in the position to insult me?" Greg growled.
"I'm sorry, I only saw Sebastian briefly today and if I don't insult him at least ten times a day I can't sleep at night so you'll have to do you walking loaf of bread."
Greg ignored the last comment. "Come on, let's go to the next floor, we can't get rid of the two at the door with Kurt with us."
Greg didn't notice Rory was following him.
"I'd so make a good spy. My name's Rory, Rory bond. I drive an Aston Martin, die, another day."
The songs were 'Good to be here' by Rooster and 'Two Princes' by the spin doctors (which by the way is my favourite song of all time XD) I might do a sequal, it might be after Glee finishes or if Kurt goes off to college or something Might be a future/fic I'll have to plan it out now. And those of you reading my other fic, i'll be writing more for it over Christmas, sorry I've had no time at all to spend on it :(
R5Fanatic : Zoe and Justin love you too!
TakeABow9 : Na ah, you rock XD And I love brotherly Finn. To the Glee gods, more brotherly Finn please.
It'sNotUnusual : Goshies, if my version of Blaine turns up in Glee I will do a backflip, seriously. And vampire money is my favourite song on the CD because it reminds me of the song Ball Room Blitz for some strange reason.
Mary Peguero: The text said... wait and see. (plus I myself have no idea what the text said... but I'm implying what it might have said... I'm still thinking about how to write it...)
ExotikaHollow1379: I think we might have Lima Beans in the UK, just its called a different name... I'll look it up so I can avoid it XD
VioletCherry342 : You and Kurt should form a ninja squad together XD
Anna: God, if only I could request a lot more Klaine to RIB then I would die happy... XD
KurtandBlaineGleek: OMG HEYA! You read it all the way through in one go? Goshies, I'm surprised you didn't get bored XD Thankyou! Oh and Stephen King the horror writer right? I've only read the shinning but he's pretty awesome :) And I'd love to read your fics! I like the sci-fi fantasy well everything really. XD
Modern Dorothy: Wow hi, you actually read my authors notes? cool, I tend to ramble on a lot so I'm surprised haha and I'm a bit scared to include Sue coz she's a hard character to write, but I'll try. :)
PrettyLittleScars: Yeah, I know about the wind, I live in the South of England so it wasn't as bad but there's that clip where the wind turbine caught fire, I was like, OMG! :O
Anyway, thanks guys! And heya to the new people! Welcolme to my fluffy Klaine world, it's very good to be here (sorry for the song pun reference thing)
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I'll update soon XD Love Bertie xx