Disclaimer: Seeing as this is the epilogue then I thought I'd get some real special guys in. Everyone group hug!
The English: Woo! Group hug!
*Has massive crazy group hug*
Disclaimer: So ... Give me a clue as to what the hell that whole ritual thingy was.
Ty: Blame Robyn. She's the one that lent the author those house of night books
Disclaimer: Oh, was she now? Nat! get your killing Robyn stuff we're going to torture her to hell!
Nat: Yay! Can I have a killing Robyn code name?
Disclaimer: *Sigh* Sure. What?
Nat: Ariel! Yay!
Disclaimer: OMFG not this again. Anyhoo, slightly off point here. Take your stage crazy vampire coven. *Gestures to floor space*
The English: She owns nothing! Woo! *Goes crazy insane and starts tearing shiz up*
Disclaimer: *To Nat/Ariel* Ummm ... Do you wanna go now? *In a very I'm-pretty-sure-they're-crazy way*
Nat: ... yeah ... *similar tone*
Okay sorry if none of you apart from Eleanor understood the whole Ariel thing but I couldn't resist. Or the killing Robyn bit. That's fun ...
Love y'all as readers. Here is the final (and relatively short) chapter.
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Alice pulled the rollers out of my hair and Rosalie applied yet another layer of mascara to my eyes. I smiled to myself and my hands folded over my stomach. My bump wasn't visible when I was wearing clothes but it was still there. I wondered whether it would be a boy or a girl and what names. Elizabeth for a girl definitely. After Edward's mother. But for a boy? Jacob? No, it didn't mean anything to me or Edward anymore. It had to mean something though. Edward's father's name? No, don't be silly Bella. Edward was named after his father as well. Charlie? I shied away from the thought instantly.
'Bella! BELLA!' Alice shouted 'Stop zoning out. I've been telling you to stand up for ages,' I sighed and got to my feet. 'Thank you.' She said curtly then pulled my dressing gown off.
'Hey! I don't have any underwear on!' I yelled at her and she stopped pulling it on. 'You didn't give me any, remember?' I told her and she turned, going to her drawers and grabbing a white pair of pants and a white strapless bra.
'Here. Bathroom. Mush,' she shooed me into the bathroom. I pulled on the pants and bra then walked outside. Alice was there, dress in hand, murderous look in place.
'Ouch. What's that look for?' I asked and she nodded to my ribs. 'Can you stop with that please? I don't like it either but I can't change it, okay?' Alice nodded and pulled the dress over my head. The skirt was floor length and flowed like a river and the top was a sleeveless corset (why?). Alice started yanking the ribbons at the back until the fabric met and she smiled, satisfied with her work.
'Look in the mirror,' I turned around and gasped. It was perfect. I looked like Taylor Swift in her video for Love Story except with dark hair and even more beautiful. I squealed and hugged Alice.
'Oh my god! It's perfect Alice, thank you so much!' Alice hugged me back carefully then stepped back to admire her work.
I'm going to get ready, Rose will be back in a minute. You look beautiful,' she darted out the door and I turned back to the mirror. Carlisle? Nope. It didn't work somehow. Anthony? Edward's middle name, I quite liked that one. I would have to talk to Edward about it though. Rosalie walked back through the door.
'I call Jane for a girls name,' she said to me and I laughed. We kept having arguments about who got what baby things. It ended up in Edward and Emmett fighting.
'Fine with me. I call Elizabeth anyway,' she smiled warmly at me. Her and Alice were both in pale blue dresses that were knee length, sleeveless and had corsets for the top half. Rosalie looked stunning in hers.
'Edward's mother's name. That's so sweet. He'll like that. What are you doing for a boy?' I thought for a moment.
'Well, I wanted another name with meaning but I couldn't think of any. Charlie and Carlisle wouldn't work and Edward was named after his father so y'know. There's Jacob but that wouldn't work either and it isn't all that significant. Like hell am I calling the baby Edward, he isn't having the same name as his father and grandfather. The only other name I could come up with is Anthony. Edward's middle name. What do you think?' I asked her and she nodded.
'I think that's the best one,' she looked blissfully happy for a moment then her smile turned impish. 'I call Anthony!' She yelled and I screamed.
'No! You can't that was my name first!' She laughed at me.
'Joking, Bella. I do however call Matthew. You can have Anthony,' we laughed for a minute before Alice walked in, fully dressed in her gorgeous dress.
'Bella. We're starting as soon as you're ready okay. And everybody's wondering what the hell you and Rose were screaming then laughing at. They all think you've gone crazy or something,' I smiled and was about to reply when Rosalie took the chance.
'Tell them they're right. She's definitely crazy,' I scowled at her and she laughed. 'Joking,' Alice tugged on my arm.
'Come on, Bella. Right what happens is I'll walk down the stairs then Rose and then you follow after that. When you get to the bottom of the stairs-' Rose took her chance to interrupt.
'We'll make an arch with our hands like five year olds and you can walk under them,' Rose and I fell apart laughing but Alice just glared at Rose.
'Carlisle will take your arm and escort you down the aisle. Then you know the rest okay?' I stopped laughing and nodded.
'I'm ready. Lets go,' I told her and the music started downstairs. Alice nodded to me then set off down the stairs. As soon as her feet were off the bottom step Rose followed her in time to the music. She touched the ground and I heard my cue. I walked down the stairs in a slow graceful movement in perfect time to the music. I stopped at the bottom of stairs so Carlisle could take my arm. He lead me down the aisle (that was quite short luckily) and I couldn't help looking around. There were only about forty vampires apart from the Cullens and myself in attendance and half of them were my crazy English friends. Nala and Serena squealed when they saw me, blew me kisses and wished me luck (silently, just moving their mouths) while I smiled back at them.
The ceremony was over so quickly and half of it passed before I realized. Edward and I had written our own vows and I had "vampire cried" when he'd read his. They were beautiful.
'Edward Anthony Mason Cullen do you take Isabella Marie Swan to be your wife?' The vicar asked. I swear he was the only guy in here who wasn't a vampire.
'I do,' his voice rang strong and clear.
'Isabella Marie Swan do you take Edward Anthony Mason Cullen to be your husband?' He asked me. I realized my entire future was in my hands. Not that I hesitated or had second thoughts but still. Tehe.
'I do,' I said and my voice was gentler, more feminine. Good, I'd be worried if it wasn't.
'In which case I pronounce you Mr and Mrs Cullen. You may kiss the bride,' I heard but it didn't register. The only thing that did was he was mine. Forever and ever and ever. Edward lent forward and he pulled me into his arms. Our kiss started gently and sweetly but it grew and Emmett cleared his throat to get us to part. When we did everyone laughed and I smiled in bliss.
I finally got my happy ending. I finally got my perfect forever.
~Fin~