A/N: Okay, this chapter is rather short but it's needed for my quest to find the plot. There are quite a few things I need to include so I'm trying to get my head around it but hey ho. Also I've included Blaine's dad slightly; a lot of fics have Mr Anderson as some sort of evil grrr parent, but I was thinking, maybe he should be more of a distant 'I'm not sure what to do' sort of guy. I don't know. I also haven't given names just in case Glee actually decides to introduce Blaine's family so erm yeah.
Warning: Fluffyish, language.
I'm not sure if you'll like this chapter but hey.
Without further ado, the chapter:
"M-morning Mr Anderson," Kurt was slightly taken aback when it was Blaine's father who opened the door and not his mother that morning. "Erm, it's rare for me to see you without a newspaper."
Mr Anderson gave an unsure smile before standing back to let Kurt in. "Well the lady of the house is sick so I've had to wake everybody up for school today." He explained. Kurt was still a bit cautious around Blaine's dad, not being able to read him very well as of yet but he was working on that.
"Oooo, fun." Kurt said sarcastically.
"I'll say, I'm not used to this at all, the eldest is hell to wake up." Mr Anderson shook his head. "Speaking of which, there's a bucket of cold water with his name on it."
Kurt just laughed. "Are you sure that's wise?"
"Probably not, by the way, I heard you're pretty good with remedies and what not, any advice on how to get rid of colds? The wife is driving me up the walls." Mr Anderson got out the washing up bowl from the sink after filling it with cold water.
"Well spicy food is good, makes the nose run you see, and if you boil some water over the hob and add some ginger and lemon juice into it, then add an orange and honey, keep it boiling until the water doesn't taste like water anymore then drain it, drink it and it should help. Even better if it's local honey. You know local honey works well for hay fevers? Two spoonfuls a day and gradually you'll start to notice a difference. Because local honey is made from pollen from local flowers so your body gets semi immune to them. Cool huh?" Kurt beamed. Mr Anderson getting advice from him? That was totally bonding.
"I'll keep that in mind, now if you excuse me." Mr Anderson made a groaning noise as he heaved the washing up bowl out of the sink. "I have a son to attend to."
Kurt followed Blaine's dad up the stairs, turning in the opposite direction from him when he reached the top and made his way to Blaine's room. A few seconds later hearing the splashing of water followed by a cry and swearing, Kurt turned before he had a chance to open Blaine's door. Mr Anderson literally sprinted out of his other son's room (which was rather funny seeing as he was in a suit) the now empty washing up bowl hanging in his hand and shut the door quickly as something crashed into it.
"I'm guessing he's awake now?" Kurt quipped, Mr Anderson looking up as he spoke.
"Next time I'm putting dye in the water, see how he likes that." Blaine's dad flicked the lapels of his blazer before making his way towards the stairs. "I bet your dad doesn't have any trouble from you."
"You'd be surprised." Kurt gave him a lopsided smile.
Mr Anderson nodded. "I have my doubts Kurt, really I do." He then made his descent, muttering about son's being totally useless.
As Kurt entered Blaine's bedroom he heard a shout from the bathroom then a ton of swearing that even rivalled Blaine's brother's from down the hall. Kurt, thinking the ceiling had collapsed or something ran to Blaine's en suite only to find him pulling at his eye and blinking rapidly. Kurt pulled Blaine's hands away making him jump having not noticed Kurt enter the room.
"Here, let me have a look." Kurt smiled, noticing the slightly blood shoot look in Blaine's eye. "What happened?"
"Toothpaste." Blaine grumbled.
Kurt stopped mid examination and gave Blaine an incredulous look. "How in the name of McQueen did you manage to get toothpaste in your eye? Stab yourself with your toothbrush?" Kurt meant it as a joke but the look on Blaine's face told him he got it in one. "Don't tell me you actually stabbed yourself in the eye with your toothbrush?" Kurt burst out laughing.
"Shut up Kurt, like you haven't done worse." Blaine growled, glaring at Kurt as he picked up a flannel and rubbed aggressively at his eye. It was official; Blaine was not a morning person.
Kurt blinked back the amused tears. "I'm sorry, but I just found it funny that oh so dapper you should do something as stupid as that."
"I know how to use a toothbrush as a weapon you know, Reform School?" Blaine threatened.
"That's if you don't kill yourself with it first." Kurt sniggered. "I'm sorry, that was insensitive of me," Kurt took the flannel from Blaine. "Before you agitate it even more." He explained. He then ran the cold water, wetting the flannel before making Blaine sit on the toilet and tilt his head back. Kurt looked at Blaine's eye, gently wiping underneath it, dabbing at the corners. When he was done he blew into it lightly, making Blaine blink. "Better?"
Blaine hummed, hooking his hands behind Kurt so that his fingers linked as they rested at the small of Kurt's back. "Much. Thank you; you'd be the perfect wife." He then winked as Kurt rolled his eyes.
"You, Mister Anderson, are sorely mistaken if you think I'm going to be your wife." Kurt flicked Blaine on the nose.
"But you're so caring and well... motherly." Blaine insisted, burying his face in Kurt's stomach. "Plus you know I'm joking."
"And I am also older than you which makes you a toy boy." Kurt tried to tug out of Blaine's hold.
"You're older than me by a few months." Blaine snorted.
"And? I'm also better than you at fixing cars and I can use an actual weapon so it'll be me protecting you when the burglars attack and I can climb scaffolding." Kurt ticked the points on his list off his fingers. "I also played a very manly police officer."
Blaine laughed as he stood up, pulling Kurt closer so that their chests met. "Oh okay, mister, amazing with fashion and insists I be with the girls all the time, was scared of sex thinking the touch of the finger tips was enough, best friends with Rachel Berry and Mercedes Jones, Wicked lover, best baker this side of Ohio, total bitch at times and all around adorable, but I'm not going to be the wife either."
Kurt rolled his eyes again. "How about we both be men therefore both be husbands." He suggested. "And I'll prove to you just how manly I can be. Also, last I checked I asked to go back to yours to 'do the deed.' "
"So we're getting married now are we? And I pushed for it first at the lockers then said you were hot." Blaine nuzzled at Kurt's neck playfully.
"Oh God no, Finn proposing to Rachel made me realise how stupid marriage is at this age." Kurt shook his head. "And actually I initiated it first when in your room asking why we didn't venture south."
"But if I still know you in the future and we've had fun with other people then meet again and decide 'you were the best time I'd ever had,' then can we get married?" Blaine babbled. "And then you blushed over me mentioning masturbation."
"Who's the hopeless romantic now huh?" Kurt placed his chin on Blaine's shoulder, his hair falling slightly out of place. "And that part doesn't count."
"Kuuuuuurt." Blaine complained.
"Fine, if Taylor Launer is no longer on the market I'll think about it." Kurt pulled back. "Like I said before once, I'll never say goodbye to you."
"Good." Blaine leant forward, placing a soft kiss against Kurt's mouth humming slightly causing a tingling sensation to pass through Kurt's lips and along his jaw.
"I talked to your dad this morning." Kurt said as they pulled away.
"Uh huh." Blaine let go of Kurt and went back into his bedroom, Kurt following and sitting down on the bed. Blaine picked up a jumper and began to put it on. "And how did that go?"
Kurt knew the relationship between Blaine and his father was still rather strained, but Kurt also knew Mr Anderson was trying to accept the idea, sort of. "Listen Blaine, I know he's not like my dad but a relationship with your parents is very important. Your dad was fine whilst talking to me, even asked for some advice." Kurt's face lit up and Blaine sighed as he stopped what he was doing and came over to sit next to Kurt. Kurt had his feet up on the mattress and his arms wrapped round his legs, his chin resting lightly on top of his knees.
"Listen Kurt." Blaine placed his hand on Kurt's back, allowing his thumb to rub small circles into it. Kurt looked up at him, waiting patiently. "Things with my dad... I mean building that car together..."
"Go on." Kurt reached up and began playing with the curls Blaine hadn't yet gelled down, wrapping one around his finger and letting it spring back before starting again.
"He'd definitely preferred it if I wasn't... If I wasn't gay, and I know it's the truth Kurt, and you can say it isn't all you want but talking to you was just a formality." Blaine looked at Kurt who refused to meet his eye, seeming mesmerised with Blaine's hair.
There was a brief moment of silence before Kurt spoke. "He's trying Blaine, and maybe you should too. You don't talk that much and maybe, oh I don't know, try bonding over something you pick out, I mean, my dad cooks with me because he knows it's something I like to..."
"I'm sorry Kurt but my dad and your dad are two completely different people." Blaine stopped Kurt before he could go on. "I doubt that would work."
Kurt exhaled sharply. "At least... think about it okay?" Kurt stood up placing a quick peck on Blaine's cheek. "Come on, finish getting ready we're going to be late for school."
Kurt gets the phone call around lunch time. He is sitting at the table in the canteen talking animatedly with Mercedes and Karofsky while Blaine is sat conversing with Mike when a random ringtone Kurt hasn't heard before erupts from his phone.
'Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves.' It then turned into a medley of Green Sleeves and Scarborough Fair, gaining Kurt some extremely odd looks. Blushing Kurt frowned at his screen, his mouth growing into a smile as he saw the name. Kurt pressed the answer button but before he could speak Nowacki's voice blasted through the speaker.
"Kurtie! Where you at?" Nowacki slurred. "How's Blainers?"
At the mention of his name, Blaine looked up along with the rest of the table as Kurt laughed.
"Are you drunk?" Kurt asked, holding in his giggles.
Nowacki hiccoughed. "Nah mate, we're all just dandy, right guys?" There was what sounded to be a cheer in the background.
"Well Nowacki, I'm kind of at school at the moment."
"You're at school? But its like, the night time and stuff." Kurt heard Nathan say.
"Well over here it isn't." Kurt stated as Blaine came over to join him.
"Put it on loud speaker so I can talk to them to." Blaine insisted. Kurt raised an eyebrow but did so anyway, ignoring the looks sent his way by the tables other occupants.
"Hey guys!" Blaine said. There was a collected shout of "Blaine!" From the other line.
"How much credit is this costing me?" Kurt couldn't help but say.
"Not as much as it's costing Nowacki!" Dior cried, bursting into laughter.
"Not cool man, not cool." Nowacki said. "Anyway dude's we like called you and stuff because we like," hiccough, "Wanted to tell you guys how awesome you were and shite, and like we have a message."
"We love you!" Nathan called.
"Sure you guys." Blaine rolled his eyes at Kurt.
"No we really do, hey Justin! Over here, and bring Aaron with you!" They heard Dior shout.
"Whaz uuuuuuuup!" Justin's voice appeared.
"Did you know all you need is love?" Nowacki stated.
"I think you've had a bit too much to drink." That was Aaron this time.
"Love lifts us up where we belong." Nathan sang.
"From where eagles fly over mountains high!" Jacob joined in.
"All you need is love!" Dior added then everyone went babadadaba.
"I was made for loving you baby you were made for loving me." Nathan made his voice sound comically deeper as both Blaine and Kurt tried not to laugh at the complete mix up of lyrics.
"The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee." Nowacki sang the next lines then stopped himself. "Hey, why did I have to sing that line?"
"Because you're a whore!" Dior bellowed loud enough for Kurt to instantly cover the speaker with his hand in case a teacher heard.
There was a muffled cry and thud indicating Dior had been tackled to the floor then it was Aaron's voice which came through the phone next.
"Hey Kurt, how's it going?"
"Fine but I have a suspicious feeling your friends have just freaked out my friends." Kurt admitted.
"Yeah sorry about that, fire water." Aaron offered as an explanation. "Everyone's drunk apart from me."
"Do you ever drink?" Blaine inquired.
"More than you've ever managed to." Aaron confessed.
"I would but Kurt is a very demanding boyfriend." Blaine dodged a swing from Kurt as Kurt said 'Am not!'
"Well I better love and leave you before we end getting blood on the floor." Aaron said, the sound of fighting ceased as a collective 'we love you!' came out the phone. Kurt and Blaine just laughed.
"Have fun with your hang overs'!" Kurt actually waved at the phone as he hung up then face palmed. Who does that?
"What the hell was that?" Puck demanded. "And what's fire water?"
"Our friends from England, and trust you to remember the fire water comment." Kurt crossed his arms.
"Whatever they're on I want some." Artie commented.
"Trust me," Blaine said. "You have no idea."
"Did you guys spend a week in a house of gay?"Santana said, ever the tactful speaker.
"Nope, just a house of innuendos and alcohol." Blaine shrugged.
"Looks like we're all going to England!"Puck declared. "What's the drinking age over there like, 18?"
"Puck, I doubt the whole of England is like that, it's just those guys were all kinds of crazy." Kurt grinned.
"Blaine, what is this?" Kurt nodded to Blaine who was sat on the floor in the choir room surrounded by a various assortment of biscuits/cookies.
"Well," Blaine pointed to some brightly coloured rounded biscuits with a hole in the middle. "These are party rings; there are Wagon Wheels and Jaffa cakes as well. It's kind of what my suit case was filled with." Blaine shrugged.
Kurt picked up one of the Wagon Wheels. It was in blue wrapping and had a picture of an old Western style wagon on the front along with the words 'you have to grin to get it in.' Frowning, he opened the wrapper and took out the round, chocolate covered biscuit before biting in revealing marshmallow on the inside with a layer of jam in the middle.
"Wow, that's sickly." Kurt's eyes widened.
"And I have to eat all of these." Blaine sighed. "I am going to get so fat."
Just then, Finn walked in staring at the piles of chocolate covered goodness in front of him. "Dude, you're not going to eat all of that are you?"
"If you want some go ahead, in fact, take it all I have loads at home." Blaine grumbled.
Finn beamed, piling the lot into his hands until Santana turned up and knocked them all back to the floor.
"Do you think hobbit will say yes if you make yourself twice the size of the shire?" Santana snapped.
Finn looked down trodden at that.
"Hey, don't listen to her Finn; just run a couple hundred laps and you should be fine." Puck slapped Finn on the back.
"Or you could like, not eat everything all at once?" Tina added helpfully.
Kurt helped Blaine get up off the floor then they made their way over to a couple of seats at the back of the choir room.
"Thought about what you're going to bond with your dad over?" Kurt whispered into Blaine's ear.
"Please Kurt, not that again." Blaine shook his head. He really wasn't in the mood for this.
"Blaine, you need this. You can't just keep treating him like an acquaintance or live in student or something, he's your dad!"
"This has nothing to do with you Kurt so stay out of it okay?" Blaine said aggressively.
"Fine, if you want me to stay out of it, I'll stay completely out of it. No more dates, no affectionate actions, no seeing each other unless we're at school until you've had a proper conversation with your dad." Kurt sat back, crossing his arms defiantly.
"Kurt, that's not staying out of it." Blaine glared at him.
"Well if you can't make a simple date with your dad then you can't possibly make a date with me." Kurt scoffed.
"You're being totally unreasonable!" Blaine placed a hand on Kurt's knee but Kurt swatted it away.
"No touching Blaine. I meant what I said."
Blaine frowned, sitting back in his chair and sulking. "I bet Finn doesn't get this much trouble from Rachel." He mumbled.
"It's called hard love Blaine, deal with it." Kurt said stubbornly.
"You know what else is hard?" Sebastian sat down next to Blaine and winked.
Kurt looked at him, narrowed his eyes then stood up, walked behind Sebastian and yanked his chair out from under him resulting in Sebastian ending up on the floor with a loud thump. "You know I think the floor is pretty hard, am I right?"
"Bitch." Sebastian snarled.
"Only in your life sweetie." Kurt smiled before turning back to Blaine. "See you later hon, I think with all this time on my hands I'll go bond with Finn." He then walked over to his step brother who looked at him with confusion.
"Bitch." Blaine muttered under his breath.
"I heard that!" Kurt called.
"Only a wife would hear something like that!" Blaine shouted.
"You're not helping yourself!" Kurt warned although unable to keep the laugh out of his voice.
"You're enjoying this way too much."
"Oh Blaine, honey, dearest of mine, why ever would I enjoy this?"
To those of you who want my OC's to turn up in America, then I'd be happy to. I wonder what the Glee characters would make of them... hmmm... Oh and I had another strange dream last night which involved a captured dragon that later escaped and started eating everybody then the Glee people randomly appeared wearing purple with Mercedes going all diva walking around scaring people with a shot gun... strangely Kurt and Blaine weren't there... I'm scared :S
Oh and I'm thinking about starting to buy cats now because I just know I'm going to die alone. Love sucks and I'm going to wear all black on Valentine's Day or at least spend it watching chic flicks and eating ice cream.
ColferFan1217: I think Kurt might give some ketchup to you if you ask him nicely
Azrael Blood: Yeah I was like, aww Blaine kissing Kurt, why didn't they show the whole thing? Sad face
It'sNotUnusual: Oh yeah terrorising the Y7 and 8's are fun. We have some really old toilets near our food tech room and we told them they were haunted XD One of my friends found a mini version of himself in Y7 and picked him up and walked around school with him for a bit until I caught him and told him to put the poor kid back.
leahmo34 : Yeah, so today I got him to hold the umbrella for me when we were walking into school seeing as he's taller than me. I don't live in London but outside it but I do go there in the Summer and when I went to see Wicked and Top Girls with school etc.
Valkyrie Vamp : I'd just pack chocolate haha, I'm not a typical Brit because I hate tea lol
offtolimabean: I tried reviewing but it wouldn't let me so I'm going to have to try using my Mum's PC to see if that will work. I sent you a message though. I now know what a Beta is lol, but I don't think I'd make a very good one but I might think about it. And sure, Kurt would love you to have some ketchup from him XD
mylisa777 : Like, when Glee met the English XP?
TakeABow9 : Yeah I was like, 'Why didn't you show us the kiss?' And don't worry, Aaron and I greet each other with, Aaron: Hey Potter, Hey Potter, Potter. And Me: Hey Draco, Hey Draco, Draco. Yeah we're that sad XD No you rock more!
PrettyLittleScars: Apparently us Brits are fun at festivals...
KurtandBlaineGleek: Mpreg? *Goes and reads* And Darren's back and there's still time before valentine's day so maybe... maybe... hmmm. Yep, they're called chips, fries are the skinny things you get from fast food restaurants XD And I hunt around for spoilers so err... what's the disturbing news? As for the MJ episode did you see what Sebastian does? Apparently it was Chris who pointed out Darren hadn't been, you know, yet so Ryan wrote it in. It's funny because Chris said he wouldn't wish the experience even on his worst enemy. And yay! Kurt stays, although I'm not sure if he'll still be a regular
MahnaMahnaGleek: Heya for when and if you manage to reach this chapter! You have like sent the review from chapter 20 so you might have got bored before you've reached this far but hey ho.
Thanks for the reviews! And for not getting bored of me yet XD
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