A/N: What's this? A chapter you say? Really?
WARNING: Oh so fluffy and tiny bit of language but that's about it really.
"So, was it a nice surprise?" Blaine looked smugly at Kurt as soon as they got into his car. The party had ended and finally everyone was going their separate ways, Kurt and Blaine going back to Blaine's house.
"It was, oh my God, and how long did it take you to find a heart shaped eye patch, seriously?" Kurt gushed as Blaine laughed.
"I have my connections. I thought it was a nice touch, you know, ripping it off and going, hey look guys I'm not blind!" Blaine buckled himself in, Kurt doing the same as the car roared into life.
"I wonder if you have super amazing vision in that one eye now." Kurt pondered.
"As long as I can see you perfectly clear then I wouldn't really care." Blaine grinned, turning out the parking lot.
"Cheesy much my fine Warbler?" Kurt teased.
"I'm just a hopeless romantic." Blaine winked as he turned right. "You know, for a minute there I really believed you weren't going to sing with me."
"Please Blaine; I'd take my pink sparkly microphone to your pink sparkly microphone any day."
"I'm pretty sure they were red, you know, Valentine's Day, red hearts."
"Nope pink."
"No, definitely red."
"You have just had eye surgery you know."
"Which is why I'm right. Don't question my superior colour detecting skills Kurt, because you can't win."
"Says the guy who wears bright neon yellow glasses."
"Precisely why I know the microphone was red."
Kurt just rolled his eyes and leaned forward to turn the radio on. It was to their amusement that the first song that burst out of the speakers was in fact Love Shack and they both looked at each other cracking huge knowing smiles.
"It seems even the radio is applauding our vocal activities from tonight." Kurt hummed.
As soon as they walked through the front door, Kurt was tugging at the front of Blaine's shirt with both hands, pulling him in for a searing kiss. Blaine blinked in surprise before melting into it, his hands going to Kurt's waist and bringing him closer.
"You know, I really, really like you in that song." Kurt whispered, his voice sending vibrations across Blaine's lips.
"I believe the best part was yours." Blaine leant forward, kissing Kurt's jaw softly. "Tinn roof, rusted. Totally hot. I do however, wonder what happened to my baby penguin."
"He's still here, underneath all the layers." Kurt joked as Blaine ran his hands up Kurt's arms.
"Yeah?" Blaine took Kurt into another kiss, biting down experimentally, Kurt sighing as he mirrored the actions.
"Yeah."
Blaine grinned, taking Kurt's tie in one hand like he had done before, as he pulled Kurt towards the bedroom. "Shall we try and find this penguin?"
The couch seemed to be comfier than usual, Kurt lying between Blaine's legs, his back resting against Blaine's chest as one of Blaine's arms cuddled his waist and the other ran through his wet hair. Kurt snuggled closer, curling his legs up to his chest, feeling Blaine's warmth as his own. He had on a pair of Blaine's pyjama pants and a large T-shirt with a little canary design on the front. Apparently Blaine really liked his Warbler merchandise.
Blaine himself was wearing something similar, but instead of the T-shirt it was a tank top. He seemed to own plenty of those. Maybe Kurt should consider buying one.
The TV murmured on in the background. They had chosen to use the one in the living room rather than the one in Blaine's room because it was bigger although the real reason would probably be that the couch allowed them closer contact. Kurt loved Blaine's couch. It was soft and you instantly sunk into it as soon as you sat down. Getting up again, now that was the problem.
Kurt was trying not to think about Karofsky. He had been flattered but seriously; the guy had just been confused. He found the gesture endearing but Kurt knew he could never be anything more than friends after what happened last year. Then there was that guy who seemed rather curious about the two of them. That blonde guy with the black top on. Had it been fear in Karofsky's eyes? What was going on? Kurt didn't know the full story and had been really tempted to talk to him. Karofsky had left before Kurt could question him and the guy who had been sitting there just raised his glass at Kurt and winked. What the hell was that all about? Not to mention Kurt's anxiety about Sebastian earlier that week. Kurt had decided not to tell Blaine about that incident. He had also decided not to tell Blaine about the guys coming over. It had taken all his cunning and persuading skills (and Aaron's and Justin's) to stop the guys storming the hospital. He wanted Blaine for himself for a while first.
Kurt sighed deeply, Blaine stopping his fingers moving through Kurt's hair and reaching down to lift Kurt's chin up so they were looking at each other. "What's up?" he was worried. Kurt hadn't said anything for a while now and he usually talked through the movies.
"I missed you." Kurt peered at Blaine through his eyelashes, blushing as he turned his body round, resting one hand on Blaine's thigh and the other on his chest.
"I missed you too." Blaine reached up and cupped Kurt's cheek, pressing their lips together gently, moving his hand round to the small of Kurt's back as Kurt manoeuvred himself so that he was now kneeling in front of Blaine otherwise the position would've been too awkward. Blaine pushed against Kurt's back lightly, Kurt allowing the force to happen moving up so he was balancing on just his knees. But then Blaine pulled away and Kurt whined from the loss of contact as he sat back down onto his feet.
"Kurt, there's something else isn't there?" Blaine ran his fingers through the side of Kurt's hair as Kurt ran his own over Blaine's wrist, the touch tickling his skin.
"It was handled so, everything is fine." Kurt smiled reassuringly, moving to continue what they had been doing before, only Blaine stopped him with a simple tug at the back of Kurt's shirt.
"No, tell me what's wrong."
"But Blaine, I..."
"Tell me what's wrong." Blaine ordered his tone serious and unmoving.
Kurt swallowed. "I almost got fired." He mumbled, looking away.
Blaine blinked. "Why?"
Kurt shook his head.
"Kurt." Blaine warned.
"Because I insulted Sebastian and my manager over heard okay? Besides, he started it." Kurt sulked, crossing his arms.
Blaine just laughed. "Kurt, trust you for being you. Listen, you have to learn by now that Sebastian likes to get a rise out of you and you being, well you, like to win and frankly, your insults are extremely amusing. Yes the guy is a bum, but you've got to..."
"Be the bigger person, I know. I was the bigger person when Santana taped his confession though, so give me that credit."
Blaine tapped Kurt's nose and chuckled. "Of course dear, anything you say."
Kurt swatted Blaine's hand away. "Don't patronise me, I'm older than you."
"Only by a few months."
"But academically I'm above you by a year."
"Oh really?" Blaine leant forward making Kurt move back.
"B-Blaine." Kurt complained as Blaine didn't stop, Kurt ending up laying down flat on the couch giving Blaine the perfect exposure for tickling. "S-stop, p-please I give! I give!" Kurt squirmed about, yelling and laughing and crying all at the same time.
"So I win?" Blaine was relentless, not stopping despite Kurt's discomfort.
"Y-yes, You win, you win!" Kurt cried desperately.
"I always win." Blaine said with satisfaction. He leant down and kissed Kurt's nose before moving down to pepper more kisses across his jaw then finally connecting their lips. Kurt allowed Blaine to press into him as the kiss deepened and he curled is fingers into Blaine's un-gelled curls, relishing in this rare opportunity.
"I think you win though." Blaine said surprising Kurt.
"How come?" Kurt's words came out breathless from the kissing.
"Your amazing people skills allowed you to realise that Sebastian was a pri..."
Kurt dragged Blaine down again, swallowing his words. "That makes me right, not a winner."
"I just admitted that you won, and now you're denying it?"
Kurt just nuzzled into Blaine's chest. "Somehow I like it when you win."
The Andersons' returned home to find Blaine and Kurt asleep on the couch, Kurt resting his head against Blaine's chest curled up on his side whilst Blaine was on his back, his arms wrapped tightly around Kurt and breathing softly. With a smile, Mrs Anderson fetched the duvet from Blaine's room and draped it over the sleeping pair. She then turned off the TV and the light before they all went up to bed.
Kurt was emptying his locker when he heard them. Spinning round on the spot he came face to face with one of McKinley's jocks holding one of their favourite cups.
"Your boyfriend back then Hummel." The jock sneered.
"Erm yeah." Kurt's eyes flickered to the cup and back. "Where's yours?"
The jock growled. "Hummel..."
"Kurt!" Blaine came running over, apparently not noticing the jock and his slushie. "You left your text book in the science lab and..."
"Looks like I can hit two gays with one ice fist." The jock smirked.
Blaine's face hardened into a glare as he turned round. "What's your problem?"
"Trying to be all tough huh? Why should I be scared of a shorty like you?"
"Because if you throw that slushy come lunch time I'll have my tea and will repay the favour." The jock turned to find Aaron standing there, his arms crossed and foot tapping impatiently. "I'm not sure what would be worse, the scolding heat or the cold, want to test it out? Speaking of which the bell's about to go for lunch in a sec."
The jock pondered this for a second, before realising it wasn't worth it and stalking away.
"Aaron, you don't like tea." Kurt whispered once he knew the jock couldn't hear him.
"I know, but thanks to the stereotype I can get away with it." Aaron shrugged.
"What are you doing here? I thought you were with Justin?" Blaine asked as they all walked towards the canteen. Kurt had recently filled Blaine in on the events that had occurred outside the Lima Bean.
"Justin's working so I took the guys for a walk because they were misbehaving at the hotel then I lost them." Aaron explained as they walked through the canteen doors.
"How on earth can you lose Nowacki and Nathan? I can understand Dior and Jacob but those two..." Blaine exclaimed.
"They're like a walking circus, seriously, they attract attention wherever they go!" Kurt agreed.
"They are also extremely sneaky." Aaron confessed.
They all sat down at the New Directions table most of them staring at Aaron in confusion seeing as only Finn and Puck actually knew who he was.
"Who the hell are you?" Santana demanded.
"Oh, sorry, I'm Aaron." Aaron introduced himself.
"Another Limey huh?" Santana observed. "Sue's going to be ecstatic." She added sarcastically.
"Well that's Santana, her girlfriend Brittany, Arty, Mike, you know Finn and Puck, Rory, we recently acquired Joe, Sam, Quinn, Tina, Mercedes, Sugar and..." Blaine listed.
"Rachel." Rachel stretched out her hand. "Are you new here? Want to join the Glee club? We're about to go to regional's but you can probably join afterwards. It doesn't matter if you can't sing; you can still be back up."
Aaron just laughed. "Sorry, I'm a bit too old to be a student here, and I'm a dancer, not a singer."
Mike sat up straight then. "You're a dancer?"
"Are you another leprechaun in disguise then?" Brittany looked confused.
"Yeah I'm a dancer and erm, what?" Aaron looked at Brittany as if she had two heads. Santana glared at him for that reaction. He better watch what he'd say next.
"You know, you're too old to go to school but you live with Blaine and Kurt so have to follow them and grant them wishes."
"Oh right, no, my cousin is, but I myself have lost my brownies. They're a type of elf you know, just tend to run off and get up to mischief all the time. That's why I'm here you see." Aaron humoured her to the surprise of everyone else.
"I'm so sorry; Lord Tubington has probably eaten them." Brittany gasped.
"Well that would be troublesome." Aaron laughed.
Suddenly the doors to the canteen flew open and Nowacki and Nathan announced themselves in the loudest way possible, clutching papers and shouting as they flung them into the air, Dior and Jacob trailing in behind them to pick them all back up.
On seeing Kurt and Blaine sat at the New Directions table, Nowacki and Nathan began climbing over tables, finally stopping at theirs and sitting down cross legged. Nowacki picked up Santana's apple and took a huge bite out of it.
"Hey Blainers, good to see you." He said through a mouthful, Nathan clubbing him round the back of his head.
"That was a sucky joke and you know it!" Nathan reprimanded.
Santana was fuming and stood up to grip Nowacki by the front of his jacket. "Now you listen here potato nose, you're going to get off this table and drag your butt over to the queue and get me a new apple or I'm shoving the one currently in your fat face somewhere undesirable. Got that?"
Nowacki's eyes bulged as he nodded, quickly getting off the table and doing as Santana asked as soon as she released him.
Nathan stared at her with approval as Dior and Jacob finally arrived.
"Man, you're amazing; can we take you back with us?" Dior asked Santana who snorted and went back to eating her lunch.
"Where did you guys run off to?" Aaron inquired.
"To the principal's office." Nathan said bluntly.
"Okay, why?" Kurt cocked an eyebrow.
"Well we've persuaded him to give us temporary jobs while we're here. We're going to have to pay for accommodation somehow." Jacob explained.
"Wait, you did what?" Aaron shouted.
"Hold your horses, we didn't leave you out." Nathan handed him a contract. "Just sign here and become the temporary Drama teacher, oooo sparkly!" Nathan waved a jewel encrusted pen in front of Aaron's face. Where on earth had he found that?
"Now hold on just a second!" Aaron spluttered.
"How did you even convince Principle Figgins to even consider giving you a job?" Quinn piped up.
"Well, we offered to work for less than minimum wage and said it'd be 'cultural learning' for the students." Dior said.
"So basically you bull shitted." Puck said through a mouthful of food.
"Exactly." Nathan beamed.
"Wait, what are you guys even teaching?" Blaine found this all very amusing. He couldn't see these guys teaching the students here properly at all. In fact the students here will eat them alive.
"Jacob is teaching calculus, Dior English, Nowacki science and I'm teaching P.E." Nathan listed.
"Since when does Nowacki know anything about science? He'd blow up the lab!" Kurt cried.
"Since it's my major." Nowacki reappeared handing over Santana's brand new apple. "Don't worry, it's 'teacher training' and we'll be supervised at all times. We can be respectable human beings of society when we want to be."
"Sure you can." Kurt laughed.
"What I don't understand is why they took you on so easily. You've had no experience what's so ever and none of you have finished your courses and none of you are CRB checked seeing as that costs money. How many dodgy teachers have you had at this school?" Aaron raised an eyebrow.
"Quite a few come to think of it... And Mr Schue has taken over history without having a degree showing he actually knows anything about history." Tina said.
"It's the writers; I'm pretty sure they know very little about the running of schools." Blaine complained. "When someone finds the plot, point me in the right direction."
"What was that?" Kurt frowned.
"I said the bell's about to go so we better get a move on." Blaine repeated.
"Shall we try and find this penguin?" I wonder what was implied by that? Hmmmm... no idea XD
Okay yesterday's episode, *spoiler* the beginning I was like, poor Kurt and then his face over all his cards and him thinking it was Blaine. How sweet. And you can say what you want about Karofsky, but that talk was kinda cute; the butterscotch ones are my favourite, tears. And no, I don't ship Kurtofsky, more like their friendship, but I really didn't care that it was him in the gorilla suit you know? And Sam's character Joe was kinda random, but the God squad conversation was lol.
What else, oh yeah, my prediction was wrong, obviously, and we haven't had that much Kurt and Blaine interaction since the first time so yay! Also, did you guys see the promo where *spoiler* it looked like Blaine was serenading Kurt? I wonder what that was all about... And OMG! There's going to be a cliff hanger. And we're going to have to wait seven weeks. If it's a Klaine cliff hanger I will become a recluse and not leave my home until the new episode, seriously. I will cry.
Azrael Blood: I gladly accept the yellow rose, haha.
OnceUponATimeTheEnd: Somehow, Sebastian is the person I love to hate. And he's blackmailing Rachel supposedly next episode so he can't be all bad XD
Ayla Super Duckies : Haha, yeah, I don't know how they do it, but my characters manage to voice everything that's going on in my head... weird...
mylisa777: Interaction? When was this ;P
CouldIBeAnyMoreOfAGleek: If only we could all point out the flaws in the writers. Sigh.
KurtandBlaineGleek : Heard a rumour that Kurt might be slapping Sebastian next week. Sigh, I bet it was just a rumour. I can see him slapping him though, just not punching. That's Blaine's thing XD
Thanks for reviewing everybody! And heads up guys, next episode was written by the same person who wrote first time... will we get Klaine moments, possibly (she says hopefully) a kiss? Probably not, *sigh*.
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